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Why didn't Spiderman stop the 9/11 attacks from happening?

>>86584822
it

>>86584822
why stop what you wanted?

He must have been sick or something

>>86584822
Spider-Man wasn't a hero. He was an ambitious hate filled maniac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvjoeNHlbwI

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>>86585066

>>86584822
he overslept

>>86584822
>"I missed the part where that's my problem."

>>86584822
Because it would give Republicans justification to destroy parts of the middle east which would give justification to Democrats to guilt everyone into destroying the entire Middle East so they can import 20 million illiterate mudslimes sowing unrest and sparking the race war and the dawn of the 4th Reich.

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>>86584822

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>>86585066
>mfw you keep spreading your ripoff of another person's video on /tv/

>>86585253
i got about 7 words in

>>86584822
He was delivering pizza and was so caught up in what he was doing that he missed dr. Connor's class.

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>>86584822
Too slow.

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>>86585373
Must suck to have the attention span of a Goldfish with alzheimers

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>>86585292
>>86585407
either way, it was a national tragedy!

>>86584822
Cut from the final movie.
>Raimi still made Maguire fall off the building a couple of times to ensure the shots looked authentic as possible despite a medical professional and a rather unecessary 9/11 witness claiming it was already authentic the first time. Raimi proceeded to order a pair of discs over to the group, both of which were copies of the first movie's untreated unmastered director's cut which featured approximately 36 hours of footage, 34 of which were of spider-man trying and mercilessly failing to help on the September 11th terrorist attacks on New York City. Much of this footage was of spider-man running, jumping, and attempting to save jumpers by their genitals. The film cuts to the second half of theatrical cut only after Spidey trampolines on a penis-shaped web on Ground Zero. Raimi claims this is to symbolize how "the gays are destroying america. Did you not see that skinny little cumbucket suckboy we cast?" Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.