euron thread

>>86568480
Book Euron:
>Eye-Patch
>Blue Lips
>Valyrian Steel Armor
>Dragon Binding Horn
>Crew of mutes
>Captured Priests from every religion on the planetos
>Trying to invade all of Westeros at once
>Knowledge of/contact with Bloodraven
>Knowledge of/contact with Others
>God-Complex (as in he literally wants to turn himself into a God, which as far as villain motivations go is metal as fuck)

Show Euron:
>BIG COCK
>Gives his entire fleet to a foreign Queen for no reason at all
>No aspirations beyond marrying Cersei

Who did it better /tv/?

>>86568480
Literally where the fuck has he been for the last seven years? Why did he not "rescue" Theon all those years before that he was indentured to the Starks?

>>86568791
he was banished by his brother for fucking his other brothers salt wife

>>86568791
>rescuing a his contender to the throne

he literally explains it in the show, you dumb Danyfag, he was off in exile becoming a great captain. You wouldve noticed this if you werent so busy fapping mindlessly to your piglet of a waifu.He was waiting for his time to be ready and strike

>>86568888
Arya is mai waifu thank you very much.

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>>86568480
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0akpdRW2Qc

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>>86568666
JUST

but holy shit he really has VS armor? Does anyone else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHtCzLFymM

Burlington Bar webm when?

>>86568948
I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIT

>>86569009
He's the only one we know of, apparently it would have cost as much as a Kingdom even before the Doom of Valyria, so he's pretty baller.

>>86568480
>When Euron hits your g spot
But seriously, his character is fucking terrible. I hope he gets some off-screen death