be honest.. when was the last time you did a netflix and chill

nice shilling jew. selling product with sex again. or vice verse

I banged 3 different girls in one week at fresher's whilst watching Ancorman. Didn't get to the end once. It's been my lucky film ever since

I never even used netflix and I don't know any girls.

feels bad to be a 27yo touchless virgin

>>86559918
I watch Netflix and chill by myself every night.

meh. I would always just use my own DVD collection.

For some reason she wanted to see Hard Candy.

>>86560003
you don't belong here

>>86560932
Your gf was imagining that you were Ellen Page

Honestly, before the term was even used. It's fine though, I don't even need to finish Buffy.

>>86559918
Like 5 years. I am married now tho.

>>86559918
This girl I was dating, she came over and we watched some nostalgic shit. She tried making moves on me that I didnt pick up on at the time and I will always regret I was more interested in the show than her. Only time I kissed a girl :(

WE WERE IN MY BED AND EVERYTHING DAMNIT

>>86560287
>>86561288
I don't even want to have sex

People are gross

yea, but any non virgin knows good sex still ends and then you wanna go do something else like play runescape

>>86561387
Dont get excited over sex because its disappointing. You got the right idea.

>>86561387
DEATH
TO
ROASTIES

>>86561387
>I'm a virgin
That's what I read

>>86561507
Yes that's right

I hate shaking hands or standing close in queue behind somebody, how am I supposed to roll around naked with them? I'd throw up

>>86561507
That's literally what I said, congrats on your reading comprehension.

>>86561288
How do you autists lose your priorities like that when watching a movie? You can pause the movie, or watch it anytime, as many times as you want... could have had a gf to cuddle and watch even more movies with, you dummy.

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>>86561598
>queue

That's right Euro, don't sleep with your women, let Jamal and Ahmed do it.

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fucked my ex on the bed while watching breaking bad, Ive watched it at that point but she never did

broke up with her cause she said it was ok and not kino

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>>86561676
the truth hurts. I also was too afraid to make any smooth moves. Im such a fuck up.

>>86561704
she had better taste than you pleb

I know what the Netflix part is but what does the "chill" mean?

>>86561680
>your women
I don't own any women and if a girl likes getting beaten up that's her problem, not mine

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>>86561704
It's shit and you should gargle draino.

I got my cock sucked while watching stranger things and didnt let her watch until she finished and swalloed lol

>>86561429
If its with someone you love,the first time you have sex and the lead up to it is thrilling and wonderful. But yeah after that you realize it isnt special anymore. Everyone should try it once, though.

I watched a shitty horror movie with my sister last weekend. It was pretty chill.

>>86561002
I'm good looking, great at talking to women, and have a job. Yes I fuck hot chicks too. We are not all losers here

I remember the first time. We were watching Groundhog Day and making out.

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>>86562135
>We are not all losers here

Speak for yourself, and go away.

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>having sex

>>86562142
>missing based groundhog day for some roastie slut

Sex isn't fun after an abortion.

>>86561907
>If its with someone you love,the first time you have sex and the lead up to it is thrilling and wonderful
100%. Sex with a girl you're deep in love with, and who loves you the same, is fucking magical

>>86562534
>100%. Sex with a girl you're deep in love with, and who loves you the same, is fucking magical

You're totally right, it's magical because it too is fictional.

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I havent had sex in 40 months.

>>86562450
I'm really sorry your mom aborted you

>>86562135
I'm sure you're a fat virgin smark

>>86562622
Why don't you just hire an escort? You must get a woman to suck your cock every once in a while

>>86562577

I'm so sorry you think that.

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>>86559918
I am a non-fucker. I'm in my 30s and I've never even been hugged by a woman who wasn't contractually obligated to hug me by being family. I'm not even ugly but I was home schooled my entire life and my dad was in the military and after the military we continued traveling so I was never in any one place for more than a year or two and never made any lasting friends. Netflix please save me.

>>86562779
thrown out money

whore wont make you breakfast, home, kids, threat you when you're ill. Or making you happy more than 10 sec.

>>86562956
>>86562852
are you ...
ugly?
introvert?
horny enough/at all /still have morning woods?
hate people?

HAvent had sex since 2011. Never wanna have it again.

I had a girlfriend about seven years ago now, and I had sex with her.

Now, I don't think I could even get it up. I'm terrified by the idea I might be in an intimate situation at some point in my life.

>>86559918
Never. I will die a virgin. Girls want outgoing guys with impressive physiques. Average guys don't have much success with women. Not complaining--it's just nature.

>>86562959
But it feels awesome to cum inside her mouth, it's a good ego boost

>>86562959
Almost all women cheat though. Getting married isn't worth it unless you're into cuckolding.

Around 20 days ago, didn't specifically watch netflix tho, plenty of free streaming sites.
Fine ass, I should see if she wants to try anal.

>>86559918
THIS GUY FUCKS!!!

>>86563289
Bullshit, I'm an introverted fat fuck and I can fuck my girlfriend as much as I want (i.e. 4-5 hours per night) because she's in love with me (or my wallet)

Relationships are alien to me at this point. I'm so out of the loop with that sort of thing that I don't know how they come about or what I would do to have one.

When people ask if I've got a girlfriend I just say I'm concentrating more on my career.

>>86563426
>When people ask if I've got a girlfriend I just say I'm concentrating more on my career.

You do realize they pity you everytime you try that pathetic excuse?

>>86562577
TRTH HRTS

>>86563482
I don't care. What would people prefer? That I say "no I'm incredibly lonely and have severe personality problems that I hide well enough that I can get on fine with people but would ruin any chance of an intimate relationship"?

>>86563565
those (literally) fuckers would just alienate you and even get you fired. and not getting a decent job again bc of the same thing you cant get/keep friends or gf. (been there done that etc)

>>86563424
So they either want chads with impressive physiques or will settle for fat neckbeards with money, no surprise.

>>86563565
Yes

>>86564365
Having a job is easy enough. I can do that no problem. Having a professional relationship is easy, but that's the problem. Everything I do is a professional relationship. Intimacy doesn't work.

>>86564458
I don't think that's true, actually.

>>86559918
I was desperate for sex and fucked a 19 year old twinky dude a few weeks ago

>>86564548
You probably have the AIDS.

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>americans have to pay for a netflix account before they can have sex

literally can't make this up

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I've never used Netflix OR chilled.

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>>86561288
happened to me
5 times now
hope next time I won't be so autistic and just fuck the girl
at least I get them to go into my bed with me, so I can't be that off-putting

I feel bad for my mum. She must be so disappointed that I'm such a fucking waste of space with women.

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>>86564691
>yuros have to buy a tv license in order to watch tv and movies with girls
>when going to pay the bill they have to somehow dodge all the jihad vans plowing through the streets

>>86565022
The ironic thing is you used a picture of a euro and he used an image of an american.

>>86565022
I'm in Europe and I don't need a TV license. There have also been no terrorist attacks here.

>>86565020
she made you fucked up it's her fault

>>86565452
Nah, it's straight up my fault. What's the point of blaming someone else when it's my own insecurities that are the problem?

>Have a very old fashioned, prudish and repressed upbringing
>Would have been fine 100 years ago where that was still acceptable
>Instead, I'm completely out of touch with modern life and attitudes to sex and relationships