/nakedattraction/

Sweet. Was afraid it had ended. Especially after last time, 13 dongs, feh.

>>86559691
nope, it wasn't on last week for some reason but theres still about 3 episodes left.

"willys and fannies"

show some nice dicks.

Why do they always do the dicks at the start of the show, is it because they know 90% of the audience will turn off if they started with the titties

All white. Good lass

is this bitch retarded?

How has Twitter feminists not shut this down for objectifying womens

>>86560013
majority of people who watch tv are gay men or women.

wow she really likes cocks huh

Slag

>are you a cock girl?

what did she mean by this?

>are you a cock girl

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>>86560063
Aren't all heterosexual women?

her ideal girth was like a coke can diameter

Christ

>those Hitler pubes

Based

I could never go on this show because I'm a grower not a shower, they'd laugh at my baby dick without realising that I grow to a whole 3 inches when erect

>getting rid of the best penis

>>86559460

I have turned it off after 25 seconds. Enjoy your general

>>86559460
>nude normies.
the people who participate on this show are weirdo exhibitionists, not normies.

>>86559460
>only in the UK

>>86560145
but that's normal, my dick is 6 erect but 3 flaccid

find it pretty disappointing how they've done away with the BBC and little white willy

this is just a bunch of average dicks

I want to see her naked, she seems like a freak

>>86560145
Same, to be quite honest family.

quite looking forward to seeing what this bird pisses with tbqh

Dare I say it but is Masamune Shirow tattoo guy our guy?

>watching channel 4 garbage
ISHYGDDT

FREAK

This is Adam, he's a child molester from Stoke on Trent

>>86560047

Do you curl up on the sofa and watch it with your boyfriend then?

dodged a bullet there

I like how they always get rid of the fat people and always give some bullshit excuse about being broad or not liking their toes or someshit rather than just saying get rid of that chubby cunt

>>86560273
>tfw no bf

>>86560258
Kek

Have the ratings been shit or something for this to be shunted to a Friday night? Outside of the autists on here who've never touched a tit, I can't imagine who watches this.

>>86560320
my mum and dad watch this

Hate that vain Capri Sun prick.

>>86560320
I touched a tit once. It was beautiful, I almost cried

then it flew away and left me with nothing but warblers and seagulls

>>86560340
Your dads gay as fuck dude lol

>>86560368
haha y-you too

What the fuck it's 20 minutes in??

>>86560145
Just make sure you keep thinking sexy thoughts to stay at least half-chubbed

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>>86560354
CMON KES

This film is excellent by the way.

Guys post pictures I can't watch it :(

she's cute!!!

>UK only

Fucking faggots.

>>86560462

Seems like a bit of a cunt though.

I like how her chin resembles a bum

is that Wladimir Klitschko with downs syndrome?

Bye blue

Thor is the best one.

Red looks like a hemsworth

>>86560480
>What is a VPN?

>>86560096
>Aren't all heterosexual women?

Not really. Some find them to be kind of goofy and just like other parts of men.

where the fuck is the stream for burgers?

me in the 22%

red is best hands down

red is a literal 10

red is ariel pink

>>86560537
www.google.com

http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

>>86560537
try this one
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

Is she a roastie or not?

That is the build and tattoos of an aberdeen doorman

>>86560480
>he browses with his home ip

This fucking dude lmao be sure to update your Foursquare or whatever you fuckers do this days.

I bet she's going to have really disappointing droopy tits.

he is too good for her anyway

This girl is absolute trash

She's retarded.

>>86560618
I haven't seen a single episode of this show where the tiddies weren't disappointing

HOW IS THE BLUE MONG STILL IN IT

That host is totally gonna fuck that guy

Joiners are cunts

there is no way she is picking blue. He looks like he was in the class at school which wasn't allowed sharp objects.

Holy shit that middle guy is BEAST like I thought everyone on this show was supposed to be ugly but that guy is almost Jason Momoa.

blue looks like adam drivers stunt double

literally didn't understand one word Thor was saying

>>86560674
She knows she fucked it up with the voice comment

>>86560686
She's a lesbo.

>>86560686
The host is a lezza, mate

Holy shit blue really is a mong

Ugh no tits.

Here's my impression of blue:

:]

>>86560591
thanks!

>>86560736
brilliant

>titlets

dem itty bitties! cute as

and dem hips

Nice ass

>tattoos

absolutely disgusting

>That concave birdbath chest and pathetic tits

lmao

Decent looking snatch though.

blue has a good voice tbf

She's pretty fit.

BLUE WINS

Prefer her to the fake fitted one from last week tbqhf

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not that bad

she made the right choice

NORMIES BTFO!

wat

>>86560497
Jeez I was wrong.

wtf Tom looks like a heron

Ben was /myguy/

that guy looks horrible wtf

>going for that goofy looking fuck instead of chad
shit taste

SO MANY DICKS

Why does he socialise like a robot

Manlets BTFO

This guy is a fucking autist

She's a slag

Is tom really good looking? looks like a trout to me

why do women have such shit taste in men?

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bet she's wild

>>86560782
She's a straight 10/10 when she gets pregnancy boobs. Would pray to Allah 5 times a day someone rapes her before his white seed gives us a setback.

he's such a fucking mongo jesus
he should be chained up in the basement

>>86560782
What a qt

This guy has the facial structure of a snake, and he seems like he still listens to James Blunt.

He just wants a shag then he'll leave her.

Manlets eternally btfo

>>86560782
Gal Gadot lookalike.
She needs a wonder woman custom and go for porn girl

nice

>>86560843
I'm a bender and I don't find him attractive in the slightest.

Jesus Christ I just tuned in and thought it was the undateables does this bitch have autism?

>all these mad greenfags
Bet he's posting here right now.

The fuck is going on with her hair

Like, tidy yourself up you mussy slag

i know someone that has snakey eyes like that and they're a cunt

>>86560851
How's the booty on this qt? Can't watch.

>>86560843
I don't remember the names of the meat but red was cuter than this sloth from the goonies mother fucker

Roasties lol pumped and dumped by a guy who looks like a dead body.

Just got in. Is this the first or second contestant?

>I want a relationship
>first question isn't "so where do you live, pal?"

>>86560870

Wow how did you know

>>86560591
>http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

Sound out of sync.

they like each other!

>>86560931
Gr8

She was actually pretty funny

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>>86560944

>It's an awkward catch up after never speaking to each other after that night episode

errytime. Fair play to that corpse for getting his end away though

>>86560994
the best ones is where the guy doesn't even show up

>>86560179
>>86560207
>>86560424
that's normal in real life, but on tv that's micro-penis worthy

anyone with a <5" floppy has a baby dick by tv standards

He looked like James Blunt with tighter skin

>>86560994
Not every time, the last time I managed to catch this the completely retarded looking guy and the girl where getting weepy because they actually started a serious relationship. That was like, two episodes ago, right?

I Got 5 On It was a jam, I might get this Now Old Skool

>>86561024
also by /tv/ standards

Yeah its all that old skool UK music mate, I was bumpin that in my flat, thug lyfe 4 ever knowmanianaian?

>>86560529
>Being with a girl that doesn't even likes my junk.

Why would anyone do that?

>>86561054
Three. Two episodes ago was the glorious double pump and dump.

i fucking hate normies

>that beard

>>86561088
>being with a girl

ha-h-ha y-yeah I can totally relate anon

Fucking hipster.

ITS NOT NARRRRRNIAAA!

Absolutely nu-male

why do all big bearded men dress this way

Hate this cunt already

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>>86561023

Nothing will ever top the 43 year old who wanted to settle down and chose the 64 year old roided up body builder who almost instantly pumped and dumped her.

>ginger
>that beard
have any of the girls been picked and said yeah nah fuck off when they've seen the guys face?

>>86561155
>le contrived tweed kooky gentleman look!

Sad!

I WILL WAIT

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU

White socks with dark trousers and boat shoes. Fucking hell.

Why would you ever want a wife and kids.

>it's a hipster bearded bloke episode
These are the worst

Is he going to be all stretchmarks?

>>86561172
is that leslie nielsen playing a cartoon bodybuilder

>already wants kids
Jesus. And THIS is who they select for contestants?

This guy is a fag, no way could this guy not get married with his looks, he just wants to be naked on TV.

Dat blue thigh gap

THICC CHOCOLATE

>>86561172
The fuck, I thought that was Ric Flair from the thumbnail

too bad the host isn't an option

Green is already best.

>fat asses
>underbum tattoo

This guy has been given the D team

Wow Channel 4 pushing the envelope here. I know getting a guy in a wheelchair was progressive, but now they've got a baboon in!

IT'S

T I T T Y
I
M
E

>why are you a bumboy

all shite

>yellow is first to go

errm I don't like her ermm.. her look ...she's black ok?

VULFFFPHHH

>why are you a bumboy
Heh.

>>86561253
harry potter quote underbum tattoo
class act

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Green is best

Purple is sum real nigga shit

>British men prefer boobs
>tfw you're apparently the only high test male in existence

Green or Blue

Red's a nice shape but it's a bit small?

Under arse tattoo holy shit fuck that

Green best girl!

>>86561172
>>86561240
>screen rises for face reveal
>incredibly slow and drawn out "woo"

orange has a hank hill bum

Is this what roasties really look like nude? Looks nothing like women in porn. YUCK.

i prefer boobs and i'm none of those

GUNTS AHOY!!!

old man arse baka

GUNTS!

ugh

>having a harry potter tattoo on your arse

absolute state of this generation

these roasties are disgusting

Literally red is the only one that doesn't have a disgusting stomach

2DPD. No wonder I'm still a virgin.

Green in an absolute landslide

I'm getting rid of pink because she's a fat nigger Anna, let's not beat about the bush here.

Are these supposed to be GILFs?

all these gunts and fanny rashes, fucking disgusting

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Fucking hell they're all horrid

>>86561233
I don't know how normie you are, but most women are trash

He's a mong for going on here looking for wife material though

>goddess

>Not getting rid of yellow
someone explain?

EAT SHIT NIGGER

Blue is best

>black girl goes first
>b-because she's tall


fucking saw this coming you racist fuck

>>86561330
At least you admit you've never seen a real woman naked. That's better than most kids who pretend they've had sex.

I'm getting rid of pink because she looks fucking disgusting

>>86561184
Well, they see the face before they pick mate, so no

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R A C I S T

>that dress

Yellow was clearly worse.

>the absolute STATE of yellow

how on earth could he reject that nubian goddess?

>why pink?
>uuuhhh....because she's tall...I..I'm not racist I swear

She's pretty as fuck

>why pink?

>because A) she's a darky and B) she's a lard lass

I mean I'd fuck her but I have astoundingly low standards

Green or red there are literally no other options

Lellow!!!

green is the only good one

I think I threw up a little in my mouth

tit job...jesus christ this selection

Jesus, this poor guy. They've given him some real dogs

now get rid of yellow, show those niggers what's what

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>yellow

Yellow is sickening and blue is mishapen.

not a single looker

Where do all these fatties get the confidence to get naked on tv?

he's gonna pick red

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Green merely for looking the most human out of everyone

What a pathetic selection

yellow could be a dude still

>those sad sacks on blue

Green should take this easily

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Fucking hell, the only possible OK one here is fake tits.

Also Yellow, LMAO, pic fucking related

Any screencaps? I can't watch and want to be included :3

Yellow is fat AND has no boobs, absolutely amazing.

This is like a Black Mirror episode.

My gaydar is pinging like crazy with this guy

I feel like the hostess is a good match for this guy

>>86561474
fuck i mean orange i guess, drunk rn

>>86561471
I think he's gonna be a bit of a dog's dinner if he wa 18st and lost a shit load of weight

there's no way he he doesn't pick green

Wow this poor guy is getting shafted

is yellow just a dude with his cock tucked between his legs?

This is bullshit he had to work hard in the MMA gym for years and they give him only women who never work out.

Dang he couldn't handle the banter lol

>>86561318
kek

I swear he's been given the worst choices I have ever seen. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't a hipster wanker faggot who wants 5 kids.

>40
>cleaner from Sheffield

WHAT A CATCH!

yellow is 40....why.....and what did host say, a cleaner? a fucking 40 year old cleaner

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>this lineup

>29
>wants marriage and kids
>gives him a fat 40 year old mother

40 year old cleaner, jesus fucking christ. Poor bastard, get her outta there

>she might be a bit too much woman for me
>Translator's Note: she's fat

>cleaner from sheffield
You lucked out their son. Said nobody ever.

>I'm going with this massive piece of shit because she's too much woman for me
>Cleaner from sheffield

bet she cleans fucking plates
Blue is obviously the only actual choice here - bet she's got a munt face

>A 40 year old cleaner with a harry potter tattoo under her arsecheeks

Lucky escape there

gonna make a cup of tea, anyone want 'owt from biscuit tin?

>>86561557
From Sheffield no less. And I say that as a Northerner.

I can't wait for him to be a lard-ass wearing a corset

>>86561599
gf

I hate this sextoy ad. Bet their inventory fucking blows too.

>>86561525
Oh shit, I didn't hear that bit. That probably explains it, but he's still got a pretty bad selection

>>86561599
Hob Nob

UK is a degenerate country. I can not believe you show this filth on TV. Do UK families watch this over dinner?

A 40 year old cleaner. Oh lord.

She looks alright in the dress to be fair, but at least he knows better what's lurking underneath,

>>86561599
cyanide pill

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>could one of them be the mother of your children?
>potentially yeah

fuck me how desperate is this lad?

Host is kino af

>>86561599
Blue Riband, m8

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>40
>divorced single mom
>cleaner
>tats
>fat
>small tits
>shit ass
>ugly
>doesnt want more kids

Why is she there

>>86561599

Have you got any Mikados or those foxes ones that are like small hobnobs but with cream in the middle, a hobnob sandwich

>Want a wife and kids
>Get a dried up old roastie whose womb is dustier than the houses she cleans

LMAO

>>86559460

What's with all the gay shit/over representation of blacks? I swear to god doing it with fatties now, this liberal mental illness evident in this show has literally defeated the point of it. I thought we were supposed to find out what everyday people were into?

Dropped, into the trash with the rest of the shite liberal TV in the UK.

>>86561593
>>86561596
Pissing maself thanks lads.

>>86561638
Idk mate, I'm not english

>>86561638
>9pm
>dinner

fucking kek
These Amerilard puritans offended by naked bodies

Just missed it, anyone want to upload a mega?

>>86561609
I'd like to disagree with you as someone from sheffield but I just can't

>>86561599
a bit of Zyklon B

>>86561648

He's just being polite. He's gonna cut and run as soon as he can.

>>86561599
custard creme lad

>>86561638
Do United Statian families eat dinner at 10pm?

>>86561626
Yeah, agree. Said he wants kids, so why give him a 40yo woman who doesn't want that?

>>86561638
its mainly watched by middle aged, thirsty-ass women

>>86561660
Desperation

>>86561675
To be fair, 9pm is their 3rd dinner

>>86561648
He probably just needed something to fill a box and now it's all she'll bring up

>40
>Fat with no tits
>Cleaner
>Sheffield
>Harry Potter arse tattoo
>Kids
>Rockabilly dress
Honestly a little impressed

>>86561695

We eat when we are hungry. We do not have set times.

>>86561638
dinner is at 1pm mate, 9 hours before this is on

>>86561548
I only tuned in, is he definitely a hipster or does he just have the beard?
5 kids sounds like /pol/

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>>86561666
>degenerate sex show
>but minorities push it over the edge

>>86561714
Is there such a thing as a nu-female?

If there is, she's it.

Why wouldn't they pick women based on what they want from a relationship and where they're from?

do these people get paid a lot for this shit?
what would drive them to show their disgusting fucking bodies to the nation

Wow black people in the UK are like bizarro USA blacks. You guys are lucky. :(

>>86561648
Obviously he is desperate to not offend anyone, it would be a mission impossible for anyone with these slags.

>>86561722
your country needs to be classed

>>86561662
you posh cunt

>that lion ad
Fuck, he's really long in the tooth now huh?

Fuck me it's the crystal maze.

>>86561714

Honestly, you know what, she's clearly recently divorced and trying to figure out how to live her own life again, I don't begrudge her

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Still the best lass of this series

>>86561756
*glassed

What meal deal do you get from Tesco lads? I got me the chicken bacon and lettuce sandwich, snickers duo and a fanta fruit twist. Post em and rate em

>>86561172
>who almost instantly pumped and dumped her.
Nope. He seemed to like her in the 1month review.
I prefer the one where the guy picked a qt Texan girl that lived in Manchester(?) and he admitted he didn't respond to her texts after he fucked her on their night out

Green. Just pick green now.

God I wanna fuck pink

what are the best episodes of this show?

red looks like an ex fake taxi porn star entrant

>>86561780
faggity cunt/10

Told you green was the only good one.

Is blue the older sister of the Sheffield cleaner?

>>86561729
nah he's right. statistically, there are too many niggers on this show. there's an obvious (((coincidental))) bias to multiculturalism

>>86561780
packet of Shin Ramyun and nothing else.

red is a state

GREEN

>>86561681
still going

>>86561726
He's a fatso turned normie

PRINCESS JASMINE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Just pick green, cunt.

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Green is the winner. Poo comes in second place. Other two are walking red flags

green is going to win.

He has to pick green, surely....

Red looks like a washed up glamour model

>>86561824
>turned
Merely pretending.

Red's face is busted as fuck with surgery and fake tan and Blue's ancient, Green is the only good option, it is a pretty good option though, heckin' cute

if this cunt doesn't pick green he's the dumbest prick on earth, rest are all munters

>She looks like she takes... [don't say cocaine, don't say cocaine] ...a lot of pride in her appearance

Green is best but she's philomena cunk

>>86561724

So when the fuck is lunch?

orange looks like shes desperate for a visa

that eyeroll lmao

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Turns out I've only got shitters from Aldi left

>all these 90 year old women
>I'll go with... green
>because I like her nose
>and she's the only person here who doesn't make me want to throw up in my mouth

>Red, looking good Donald Trump. Very pretty.
>She's all natural
>apart from her tits and her skin colour

>lose one colour
>I'm going to lose the black
>I m-mean yellow

Yellow looks mean

>>86561861
They all are munters lad

>>86561874
lunch is dinner

>>86561797
You clearly didnt watch the episode. He fucked her and then never called her after and she sat there bitching at him while he stared off into the distance

blue looks like the type of middle aged sex worker youd goto to lose your virginity too on the safe

They're all awful

>Stunning women

>38

For fuck's sake he's not even 30 yet

This is so fucking unfair on the poor lad

>>86561884
Don't slate Oaties man they're savae with a

>>86561873

Implying that's a bad thing.

blue is better than yellow

>>86561903
yeah but green looks like a supermodel next to the rest of em

She's from Poland, she'll have kids, about 10.

>>86561874
There is no lunch.
There's dinner at 1 and then dinner at 6.

Might as well choose the polish woman she'll stay at home and look after your 20 bearded gingers.

imagine seeing your daughter on this show, jiggling her ass on live tv at some desperate ginger

>god bless
what

I've been everywhere
>Edinburgh and Newcastle

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>those toes

6 STONE IN A DAY

6 STONE IN A DAY

wow he dodged a bullet there

>"modelling"
Black BBW porn and we all know it

good choice my ginger friend

>>86561971
He's not ginger, most men grow a ginger beard even if you're brunette or black haired.

>>86561941
Negress is a qt.

Yeah exactly, should've shut your fucking mouth cunt

That paki would murder you in your sleep

Fucking state of that slag

>I want to start a family
>Gets a selection of old women who are desperate to have kids before their menopause
>and a black girl who's "too chatty" - nothing to do with the fact she's black

bit too fatty more like

Yoooo how come 30 year old brittish women look like 45?

>>86561947
Very similar options those two finalists

Blue looks like green in about 15 years.

>>86561995
he's deffo a ginger mate

dumb chatty nigger got BTFO. what a cunt holy fuck

She's so judgemental fucking hell narrow escape

>>86561996

She wasn't bad desu, but green's better.

>>86561947
That fucking ancient growth, yikes

>sales assistant
it's a bang and run

jesus christ he needs to get those balls checked out for tumors

he has massive balls

why have they given this 29 year old lad 3 women who are 40/39/38

>that massive droopy ballsack

Why didn't he just say listen up lets cut the bullshit, green get the fuck over here and fuck off all these old cunts

>>86561947

Right reminds me of one of those plastic Troll dolls that were around when I was a kid

>>86561947
Rylan Clarkes knob looks like a dogs lipstick

>39
Perfect age to have children.

disgusting

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>that nutsack

THOSE BALLS AHAHAHAHA

t h i c c
d
i
c
k

Has he got Drake lyrics above his cock?

God this guy really was fucked over with his options

This is the state of single women actively looking for marriage

jesus christ look at the balls on this cunt

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>what do you think about his massive balls

So, is it the daughter, or the mother?

Nuts like Grandfather clock weights

>>86562038
She did sound bitchy when she lost though.

>see you later love
what did she mean by this

MASSIVE BALLS
A
S
S
I
V
E

B
A
L
L
S

>If I handle hees ballsack I get visa yes?

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Would have taken yellow desu

Since she was fat she probably had to learn how to be interesting in other ways. She had nice tits and she had lost so much weight that losing the rest of it wouldnt have been an issue

lmao wow women, they are so grossed out by his balls

Thank god

3 way gangbang..what a fire pit!