What was the best Austin Powers moment?

>>86557508
I always like the shadow scenes

one million dollars

YEAH BABY, YEAH!

ENGLISH English.

>>86557508
Get in mah belly!!

>>86557610
my nigga

Handmade Swedish Penis Enlargement Pumps and Me (This Kind of Thing is my Bag, Baby) by Austin 'Danger' Powers

Probably the scene in your pic OP
I dont think I ever laughed so hard in the Austin Powers movies as I did at that opening scene

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The relationship between Dr. Evil and Scot, especially the first movie where Scott is genre savvy about spy movies and his suggestions keep getting shot down, and Goldmember when they're trying to bond.

I loved the running gag where the legitimate front for Evil's organization is always extremely successful, pulling in countless times more profit than his evil schemes.

>>86557848

>Shall we shag now, or shag later

>Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa

Not the right time to lose ones head

Austin Powers 4 when?

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>>86557848
HEY ASSHOLES!

>Danny DeVito as Mini-Me

I'M RIGHT HERE

I'M MINI-ME!

COME AND GET ME!

>>86557683

one hundred billion dollars!

mooooooooooooooooole

orange sherbert

>>86558497
That was incredible

Wasn't there a plan for a Austin Powers 4 with Dr Evil and Austin Powers combining to battle Scott?

The security guard and the steamroller. Bonus points for the scene with the mourning henchman widow.

AAHHHHHHHHHH ITS GODZILLAAA

The bit in the 2nd one about time-travel where they break the wall to tell people to stop thinking about the plot and just to enjoy the ride.

>>86558787
It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.

>>86557746
>ENGLISH English
Oh god. If you're going to pick something from that movie, at least take the "you don't even have a nametag" bit.

>>86557855
>I loved the running gag where the legitimate front for Evil's organization is always extremely successful, pulling in countless times more profit than his evil schemes.
Reminds me, my favorite is probably those early scenes from the first one where they're introducing all the random evil henchman. They're all pretty great, but I think the grand prize probably goes to Frau trying to explain about lucky charms.

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Get's me every time

>>86558853

>2nd one about time-travel where they break the wall to tell people to stop thinking about the plot and just to enjoy the ride.

You mean the 3rd film

>>86558855
STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IA GODZILLAAAA

>>86558691
>The security guard and the steamroller. Bonus points for the scene with the mourning henchman widow.
Your favorite scene is a deleted scene?

It's mine, too.

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>>86558787
>>86558855
>Rewatching this movie a few years later
>Fucking Hiro Nakamura shows up to teach us about international copyright law

>>86558881

HOW DID IT EVEN GET THAT WAY?

>>86558893
No, that bit is in The Spy Who Shagged me.

>>86558895
Though it isn't

Too much product placement. Starbucks, Heinken, Mini.

>>86558911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhM4GqdupA

Not it wasnt

>>86558926
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

thank you for this

Woody Harrelson?

>>86558946
>>86558911

My bad you're right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8w95xIdH4o

>>86558971
Boobs! They're all just a bunch of boobs!

I am badly injured

>>86558691
Fucking gets me every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4UFQWKjy_I

>>86558909
Oh fuck, it is Hiro
I watched the movies like two weeks ago, I didn't even notice it was him

>>86559069

>tfe rewatching Austin Powers years later and realising that was Will Ferrell

>>86558909
>>86559097

Man and to think he now owns 4chan

>>86557508

I still think if they ever had the idea of making a reboot/Austin Powers 4 like every other movie franchise since Hollywood is out of ideas, they should just make the Tom Cruise movie real.

>>86559122
>from movie star, to television star, to the owner of a Vietnamese masonry website
Times change.

FAT BASTARD

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>>86559358
What's next for him? I'm guessing janitor at a Taco Bell. Pic peripherally related.

Stuck trying to turn/reverse the vehicle in that small corridor that is exactly the breadth of the vehicle.

I also lost my shit at the shadow scene in the tent.

Anything involving Heather Graham

The henchmen surrendering to an already captured and completely unarmed Nigel Powers

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>>86559566
Jesus do you have a link to the video? I could get off just to that thumbnail

>>86560212

Just google taco belle

>His what?
>His fahza, Dr. Evil.

>>86559566
Lexi Belle looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in her blue top before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

Seriously though, she needs to lose weight.

>>86560404
>she needs to lose weight.

No she doesn't.

In Goldmember when Austin is in the surgical room with mini-me and the other man was confused from seeing their silhouettes.

FRICKIN LASER BEAMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw

>>86555555

https://youtu.be/PgPH0tYXJrA
Laughed my cock off

>>86557508
check up scene

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>>86558855
>558855
>his dubs are a palindrome

>The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

>You're gonna put him in an easily escapable cell with one inept guard. You do this every time!

>>86560789
>The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
One of the best lines in cinema

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>>86560577
>tfw this is relatively accurate english bollocks

Also filename sort of related

"my neck does look like a vagina"

>>86560470
https://4archive.org/board/hc/thread/908559#p918825

She was a literal 11/10 in her early days, now she's barely above your average bar slut. Fat with a cute face.

>>86561483
I hope I'm not turning into a fatfag then. It's much more likely that i like that she's just becoming more attainable

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>>86560577
>tfw you're from south London so pretty much 95% of this makes perfect sense to you

Preparations A through G have failed

>>86560577
>tfw in 20 years this joke won't make sense because 'English English' will be some weird paki hybrid language

>>86562066
Preparation H does feel good.

>>86560789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO3pUVbNSnA

that fucking delivery too

>>86559100
oh my

The sequences where it jumped from scene to scene based on euphemisms.

>>86562477
Fuck, this movie looks a lot more 90's than I remember. I should rewatch these movies.

>>86558909
This scene is enhanced because there is a literal Pokémon float in the background

>>86562477
Actual literal kino

>>86560789
-teh penguin of d00m

THE SHIT COFFEE SCENE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRt2_OLY3Ho

>>86563198
So it's not just me?

>>86561893
>south London

Have you prayed to mecca today?

>>86563198

>nutty

>>86563691
looks like you've had too much to think

>>86558497
It just worked on so many levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHiSpiXbqE0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzvTHhWDjIg

tfw Dr Evil unironically kills it better than most hip hop 'artists' around today

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Ladies Gentlemen Mr. Burt Bacharach and Mr. Elvis Costello.

>>86560388
His ferjer?

>>86564725
No, his fahjah

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>>86557508
the footpusy

IT'S BRITTANY SPEARS

>>86563691
>Have you prayed to mecca today?

Actual south London. Not Croydon and all those infested areas.

>Nigel Powers was Arthur from Kingsman all along
Groovy

MINIME! STOP HUMPING THE LASER!

>>86557678
What do you get when you fall in love? A piece of shit in your baseball glove.

>>86559097
Matt Parkman is in Goldmember as well, during the TITS scene.

>>86569729
>It's an American who doesn't know how insanely famous Michael Caine is/was in the UK episode
His most famous catchphrase was "My name is Michael Caine".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-5yn3v3N8A

>>86558906
Wait, I swear that's in the full version?

>>86570450
>>86558906
I don't know what that guy is talking about, it's in the version I had on VHS and DVD, too young to have seen it in cinemas though, but I'd be shocked if they varied that much from theatrical.

>>86570519
Are you PAL region? I'm Australian, so maybe America didn't get that scene in the final movie.

Please eat some shittake mushrooms.

>>86557853
>Give me a hug, Scotty

>>86570656
Yeah I'm a guvnah.

>>86558685
scott might have actually turned out to be a competent adversary, being genre savvy. would've been a good idea if they could get rid of all the obnoxious memes

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>>86557829

>>86557508
The end of the third movie when the credits came on and I climbed out of the manlet pit to haggle for a refund.

>>86558497
this joke raised the expectations way to high, way too early for this film.

>>86570656
No America has that scene the security guy is from Mad TV that scene was a classic

>>86559566
>Taco Belle

OH I FELL OVER

>You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
>And you're ugly.
>Just like your mum.

wait wrong movie

>>86557508
>that moment at the beginning of the dance sequence when Steven Spielberg starts doing backflips
Completely lost my shit

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What's his endgame?

>>86557508
I saw this in the theater and everyone was cheering and clapping at every cameo reveal. Someone please explain this shit to me.

>>86572397
Simple: you're lying.

>>86572452
But I'm not. Maybe I imagined the clapping part though, it was a long time ago. Each reveal = roaring laughter.

>>86557508
The scene where the guard is looking at Austin through the sheet when he's trying to smuggle the little guy in and the shadow looks like he's giving birth.

>Nobody has posted the two best scenes in the entire trilogy

Shh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlv7Bp-L2MM

Scotty Don't (bonus mole scene)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oviCED3AT8

>>86571771
When first appeared on Jimmy Kimmel it freaked me the fuck out.

>>86563941
who does number 2 work for!!

Not you, henchman arbitrarily turning knobs making it seem like you're doing something.

>>86560729
OGOPOGO

>>86562477
Carrie Fisher looking good ish

>>86558479
>Austin Powers 4 when?
WHAT THE FUCK, so there's 3 Austin Powers movies?
I never saw the first one, they never aired it on tv here

>>86557508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edeOEuXdMU

my fave

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>>86560789
Just texted this to buddy

>>86574732
That's a lie unless you live in north korea or Kzahastan.

>>86566506
This scene was probably one of my first boners here. I remember being 7 or 8 going to an older neighbor kid's house and he had this on. I was so desperate to catch a glimpse of nip.

>>86570693
>Watching the TNT version
>Would you like a piece of dungenous crab

That sort of thing ain't my bag baby

>>86560577
>part where even the subtitles don't know what the fuck they're saying

gets me every fucking time

>>86557610
fpbp

>>86559566
Jenna sativa x Lexi Belle thank me later hornos

>>86574789

Fagot

>>86575223
Argentina, they always air 2 and 3, never the first one.

Okay these youtube clips have me thirsty, who's gonna stream one or all of these movies? I haven't seen them in years.
A movie where the entire joke is "a man out of time" but now the movies themselves are out of time, would be neat to see.

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>>86558909
>>86559122
Is that the owner of 4chan and the Justin Timberlake of Japan?

>>86562477
>shaved testicles used to be a joke
>now they're the norm

>>86558497
Woah. I just noticed the LMG DeVito fires looks like the FN Minimi. Pottery, if true.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_Minimi

>>86576692
damn, nice find

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>>86557508
>be 11 when this came out
>go see it in theaters with some friends because we all liked the first 2
>opening scene comes on
>"who the fuck are these people? where's the funny man, these people aren't funny"
>legit thought the whole cast was replaced
>was incredibly confused and disappointed for the whole scene and wanted to walk out of the theater
>breathe a sigh of relief when they yell cut and meyers shows up

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>>86575944
Here you go

>>86566506
I used to swear you could see nipple in this scene.

>>86574789
Are you Coyote Peterson?

When Austin gets a tube of toothpaste and still thinks it's some kind of a gadget.

>>86579341
would probably help to have a name that actually suggests austin powers

>>86579341
thanks but
>youtube
>huge border
>slowed down playback speed

The Spy Who Shagged Me was the only good one.

>>86579548
Yeah I’ll tell the dude to dL some torrents real quick

I rewatched 2, and it was fucking Trash.

The first is the best

Please eat some shitake mushrooms

>>86557508
Yo this one kills me everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp8dt2lRwi8

>>86557855
I actually snorted.
Man, I need to rewatch these movies.
For the 30th time at least.

>>86579858
song abruptly starts

the best

>>86558479
I don't fucking get it. They're short a decade and they have so much left. AND THEY HAVEN'T MADE IT

But no, we need more Fast and Furious, more Alien, more Terminator, more reboots, etc.
But genuine films? No, we can't do that.

>>86559100
WAS IT REALLY?

>>86579858
high art

>>86579858
>amy from amy's baking company is a fembot

>>86562477
>carrie fisher

fuck, i never noticed.

>>86558497
I was too young to appreciate that joke.

>>86576692
>>86580290
I'm starting to think *I'M* still too young.

What are all the levels?

>it will never be 1999 again

>>86558881
I constantly reference this scene

>>86580476
This is all I really want if I' being honest. I want to relive the 90's as I am now.

>>86580637
this
a pre-9/11 world is a sight to behold

>>86580637
>>86580673
kick out all the beaners and you get the 90s again. you will realize I am right after you ponder on this.

>>86580673
>read spy thrillers from before 9/11
>read sequels post 9/11
Holy crap.

>>86580689
You clearly have no idea what changed in the world.

I always loved the little bits like where he time travels to save whats her face and Dr. Evil is dumbstruck and he has to prompt him to do his "fire the "laser"" line

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>>86580689
>mfw drumpf kicks all the beaners out and things are still shit

>>86580727
>first they came for the beaners, then they came for the blacks, then they came for the italians, then they came for the irish, then everything was pretty much fine

>>86580699
this

Everyone is scared and angry now, you used to be able to laugh it off as a few crackpots but the general populace is more scared and angry too. That's how somebody like Trump (inb4 'le drumpf XD!') manages to become president.

We live in the most safe and stable time period but people are convinced everything's fucked. It's like being at a party with a load of people bringing everyone down, then said downers decide we should wreck the place in order to fix it.

>>86580837
Hm, pretty true. I wonder if we'll ever calm down again. I think it's possible but I don't know what it would entail.

Though I think many different types of people HAVE reverted to being calmer.

>>86580870
It feels like a lot of people have given up and rolled over rather than calm down. We'll be like Japan within 20 years.

Which is good in more ways than bad.

>>86580699
other stuff changed but it wasn't terrible until 2007

He's the snake to my mongoose. Or the mongoose to my snake. Either way, it's bad. I don't know animals

>>86579512
Er I don't think so?

>>86580053
>>>86562477 #
>>carrie fisher
And it was 77 Star Wars dubs
Checked

>>86580476
Will talking about the "00s" (somebody need to find a better term) be common in 3 years?
>>86580837
>live in Italy
>previous generation (my parents) lived through what were called the iron years because of the Mafia and relatives killing left and right
>they think that NOW we have it worse

>>86580918
>2007
The year of the iPhone
Smart phones made the world retarded

>>86580837
>tfw when you will never be this clueless
feels good man

>>86580914
>given up and rolled over
Uh no. They realized their lives were safe and not in jeopardy.

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this

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>>86560577
>????????....Tea kettle!

The henchman steamroller scene always gets me. And the bits afterwards where they show you the repercussions for their friends and family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4UFQWKjy_I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_AFraxj-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD3w_VdTG30

>>86557508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMIDpJ8H7H0

>>86581187
I've never seen these scenes

>>86581230
Yea, me neither.
I'm crying at the last one. Not from laughter, but from feels.
My dad died to a seabass too.

>>86579858
I love how skinnyfat and out of shape he is, yet he's a bonafide sex god in the movies.

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>>86581187
These make me sad desu

>>86580837
It's funny how this type of thing has been said for as long as society has been around but you morons can't even realize it. When people get older they always think everything went to shit.

full first movie is on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNTuBtWRQBY

>>86581042
>Will talking about the "00s" (somebody need to find a better term) be common in 3 years?
That is the term, it's pronounced 'noughties'

>>86563941
Tom Arnold really tied this scene together.

>>86584445
So if I am born in the 90s, am I a noughtie boy?