That's right, a GIRL who wants to play football!

Thats's right, a SNEED who wants to sell feeds and seeds

>>86552664
We actually had 2 girls on the jv team when i was in hs in the 90s. It's not some brand new idea.

Ugh, can you please not? The 90s sucked

>>86552664
>tfw The Simpsons predicted this decade

>>86552664
>simpsons predicted women

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>>86552699
>tfw I actually laughed at this
What the fuck did you fags do to me?

doesn't she get blown the fuck out right after?

>>86553433
She doesn't get blown, she gets sucked.

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>>86552724
This. Pop culture was so problematic then.

>>86552699
kek

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>>86553596

I used to play pop warner football when I was a kid before high school ball, I was pretty damn good at it too. We ended up playing against a girl one game who thought she was tough even though the unwritten rule back then was don't send your kid out there or he'll go home in an ambulance. One of those daddys girls who was used to playing against smaller kids. Anyways, first play I came off the line of scrimmage and I hit her so hard that she flew back behind the quarterback who proceeded to accidentally stomp on her neck. She started crying like a bitch and an ambulance came and it was this big scene. Something about permanent nerve damage lmao, good times

>>86552664
Love that part...shows how much of a shit Lisa is

>>86553751
thanks doc

>>86553596
Is this ironic?

Fuck you misogynists! If you had you're way, Lisa and every other women would have no where to work but Sneed's Fuck and Suck.

>>86553776
Good job. I envy you.

>>86553776
U didn't feel bad? I broke a girl's shin once playing soccer and felt horrible about it.

>>86553886
Wait, Sneed is a surname. How do we know that Sneed isn't an off-screen female character with a shota brothel?

>>86552664

Remember when mainstream television could make fun of the Leftist/SJW mindset?

>>86553987
Yes South Park did it less than 2 years ago.

>>86553908
Thanks man, it's unironically one of my best childhood memories. Also one time a bee got into my water bottle and I drank the bee and it stung the fuck out of the inside of my throat. Good times, good times.

>>86552699
I saw SNEED at a FEED AND SEED in CHUCK’s yesterday. I told him how SEED it was to FUCK him in person, but I didn’t want to be a CHUCK and bother him and ask him to FUCK AND SUCK.

He said, “FEED AND SEED?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “SNEED?” but he kept cutting me off and going “FORMERLY CHUCK’S” and FEEDING HIS SEED in front of my CHUCK. I SUCKED away and continued with my SEEDING, and I heard him SUCK AND FUCK as I SNEED. When I SUCKED AND FUCKED to pay for my CHUCK KEK up SNEED I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen FEEDS AND SEED in his hands without FUCKING.

The CHUCK at the SEED was very nice about it and professional, and was like “SNEED, you need to FUCK AND SUCK.” At first SNEED kept pretending to be FORMERLY CHUCK and not SEED, but eventually turned back around and SUCKED HIS CHUCK.

When he took one of the FEEDS AND SEEDS and started FUCKING it multiple times, SNEED stopped CHUCK and told him to FEED AND SEED “to prevent any FORMERLY CHUCK’S,” and then turned around and FEED at me. I don’t even think that’s a SEED. After CHUCK FUCKED each FEED and put them in a SEED and started to SUCK the FUCK, SNEED kept interrupting CHUCK by FEED AND SEED.

>>86553886
That was Chuck's, Sneed only deals in Feed and Seed

>>86554024
copykino
Now do the Harry Potter one.

>>86553831
Nope

>>86553776
kek

>>86554073
No time, bud! My wife's son is out at school right now, and the bull just came over, so I've got some work to do :^)

>>86553957
Chuck was the one who ran the brothel. Sneed ran a seed and feed store.

>>86553776
nice

>>86554116
Seed is a euphemism for fuck and feed is a euphemism for suck.

>>86552664
>scene which would be censured today

>>86553831

Rule #1 for SJW's: Never assume their ridiculous views are ironic. They never are.

>>86554186

same for anyone from /pol/

>>86553831
haven't you heard? we live a post-irony age

>>86554222

>B-B-BUT MUH /POL/

Every fucking time. /pol/ literally lives rent-free in your heads.

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>I'm the first non-carhold to travel backwards through time!

>>86552699
Is SNEED new /tv/ meme? Redpill me on it.

>>86554073
>>86554108
jk tho

Imagine being SNEED in that FEED and having to be all like "damn, CHUCK, you FUCK AND SUCK, all FORMERLY with your tight FEED and horrific androgynous CHUCK THE SUCK. I would totally SNEED with you, both my FEED and the real SEED." when all he really wants to do is FEED another CHUCK in his SEEDING room. Like seriously imagine having to be SNEED and not only sit in that chair while CHUCK flaunts his FORMERLY SEED FEED in front of you, the favorable SEED barely concealing his FEED and FORMERLY SUCK, and just sit there, FEED after FEED, SEED after SEED, while he perfected that SNEED. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous FORMER visage but his FUCK AND SUCK as everyone on set tells him he's FORMERLY CHUCK and DAMN, CHUCK FUCK AND SUCKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the SNEED who have to FEED AND SEED. You've been FUCKING nothing but a healthy diet of CHUCKS and SUCKS and later alleged FEED AND SEED for your ENTIRE SNEED coming straight out of the FEED AND SEED. You've never even seen anything this FORMERLY CHUCK before, and now you swear you can taste the FEED that's SUCKING on his dimpled FEED as he FUCKS AND SUCKS to writhe it suggestively at you, FORMERLY assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get FEED AND SEED there and revel in his "FORMER (for that is what he calls himself)" SUCK AND FUCK, the SUCK he worked so hard for with FUCK in the previous SNEED. And then the SEED calls for another FUCK, and you know you could FEED AND SEED in this room before the studio CHUCK could FUCK, but you sit there and SEED, because you're fucking SNEED. You're not going to lose your future FEED AND SEED over CHUCK. Just FEED AND SEED. Hide your face and SEED..

>>86554320
>months go by with occasionaly SNEED post
>nothing much happens
>epic maymay spreads to reddit
>lure new reddit0rs to /tv/
>only know one meme and post it forever to try and fit in

the end

>>86553776
You type like those people on tumblr.

>>86554320
Nothing to be redpilled on desu. Just shit up every thread you see with it and you'll get a few (you)'s and the world keeps on turning

>>86553776
I played flag football in middle school and there was an all-girls team called the BenGALS. They were the only team worse than us. (We only won one game and they didn't win a single one)

>>86554306
>I'm the first non-cuckhold to travel backwards through time!

>>86553596
Imagine being so devoted to being "progressive" that you give up being able to have fun ever.

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>>86552699

>>86554381
>>86554426
That's sounds fucking disgusting. Shame on /tv/. I thought you guys supposed to be the smart ones. Why redditors even here?

>>86554463
sure thing shitlord. Next you'll be telling me Chuck's was a "Seed and Feed" and not a sex trafficking misogynist brothel meant to oppress women.

>>86552664
I loved how utterly BTFO she was in this scene.

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apology for poor english
when were you when chuck dies

i was sat at home fucking and sucking when sneed ring

'chuck is die'

'no'

and you?????????????

>>86554710
Zombie Simpsons would have an episode all about her being a girl in the football team and how brave she is for it

>>86554381
Honestly, Reddit is only a boogeyman here, on /v/, and on /pol/. Literally no other board is this paranoid of a website that basically mirrors their exact behavior. You have way more in common with them then you think you do.

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>>86553946
heh... one time I was playing tag in public school and i snuck behind a girl who was distracted and didn't realize we were still playing. She turned around and and ran into me and my tooth wound up buried in her forehead.

I remember going to the bathroom and washing her blood out of my mouth and being worried about getting in trouble, but it didn't happen cause it was an accident. Still feel bad sometimes.

>>86552664
Not to step on all the chucklefuck posting, but this is one of my favourite episodes.

FLAAAAAAANDERRRRRRRRRRS...