Can you imagine a better Arnold movie?

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it's good but not as good as this

T2, Predator, Total Recall...?
But True Lies is great. And it's the last really good Arnie movie

imagine?

>>86550851
T1 > T2

don't blame me for telling you truths you'd rather ignore

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Even the game was great.

>>86550885
Whatever, I like them both equally

>>86550851
What about Junior? And Eraser? Also Jingle All the Way?

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>>86550851
*clears throat*

>>86550957
None of them are particulary good... True Lies is the last "classic" Arnold movie, Eraser, End of Days, The 6th Day... all watchable if you like Arnold but that's it

>>86550676
Even the tagline on the poster is kino

>>86550957
Junior wasn't quite as bad as people said it would be for me but it was really just a boring movie
they could've done a lot more with a pregnant Arnold concept

>>86550676
I don't have to image, Conan the Barbarian already exists.

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>>86550885
>T1>T2
good shit

>>86550676
True Lies has to be one of the highest grossing movies to not have a blue ray release

>>86550814
fpbp

>>86550676
Predator: 10
T1: 10
T2: 10
Total Recall: 9.9
True Lies: 9.8

>>86551514
What's stopping the Fox from releasing it?

>>86550676
Even ignoring the meme, the whole adultery subplot should have been cut. It completely derails the pacing. The movie is long enough already without it.

>>86551611
It's a remake, the adultery subplot was part of the original

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>>86550676
True kino coming through

Someone post copypasta pls

>>86551659
Why should I care? It's a pointless distraction and the movie would be better without it.

>>86550676
Too over the top. It looks like it was made sarcastically to mock action movies. Maybe he was taking a piss at how terrible the Lethal Weapon sequels were or something.

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>>86550676
Sure, not all of Arnie's movies were success but let me tell you that even the worst movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is still better than any movie of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>86551706
Only remembered for the "SHADAAAAAAHP" meme

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>>86550814
>Logging is hard. This was maybe my answer to Arnold, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Commando had a very medieval philosophy: that if Matrix was a good man, the woods would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Arnie can say that Matrix killed Bennett and returned to carrying logs for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Arnold doesn’t ask the question: What was Matrix’s chopping schedule? Did he maintain a sharp axe? What did he do in times of drought and wildfire? And what about all these trees? By the end of the movie, Bennett is gone but all of the trees aren’t gone – they’re across the forest. Did Matrix pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little saplings, in their little nurseries?

Why is GRRM so autistic?

>>86551706
IM DA PARTY POOPAH

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>>86550814

[steel drum intensifies]

>>86551776
>/lit/ pasta

Get lost Pynchon

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>>86551611
I wouldn't say cut it but it did go on longer then it should've but it had good bits

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>>86552037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRjkqW9sIXk

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>>86552177

wew lad

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>>86552158

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>>86552158
>>86552232

RIP Bill ;_;7

can't believe it hasn't been posted yet

>>86552331
I can't imagine what you're talking about

>>86552177
>Steel drums
>Jazz
>Samurai jingles
>Synth
>Horns

Kitchen sink, the soundtrack, James Horner was a mad man.

>>86551514
>>86551570
Criterion when?

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>>86552350

>>86550814
Frbr i was thinking the exact same thing

Why nobody is ever talking about Twins ?

all arnold movies are now stupid and trash because he said nazis are bad

>37 replies
>no one has posted it already

COME ON

>>86552377
It's awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv6zOo-UhnM

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>>86552767
he also converted his Hummer to be environmental friendly so he's been cucked for a while
but I'll always love his movies

>>86552177
just wanted to say that I'm now jamming the fuck out to this, thank you

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>>86552814

i know you mean this kino anon

Him killing white American Neo-Nazis would be The Greatest Trump movie EVER.

>>86552904

this. he's been kind of a fag publicly for years now, but his kinos of the 80's/early 90's were fucking GOAT

>>86550676
I really wish we could've gotten a movie in the 80s where Arnold played Sherlock Holmes.

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>>86552688
same thing with Last Action Hero or Raw Deal there's too much Arnie kino so we can only discuss so much

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>>86552909
>>86552909

KINO/10

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5AVdM1cEUU

The Last Action Hero is by far his most underrated movie.

>>86552964
>Hey Stapleton, remember when I told you I'd kill you last?

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>>86553001

don't mind me just posting essential arnie-core

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

>>86553008
It's Sixth Day for me and you can clone yourself so you can go fuck yourself.

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>>86553081