Shit that reminds you you're watching film

Characters never trip over their words or say something that sounds kinda stupid that normal people would say.

>>86544704
Modern buildings in a historic movie. (Dunkirk)

>>86544753
This

>everyone talks in complete, well thought out sentences with no pauses and everyone else just listens with rapt attention and never interrupts

>>86544753
this always bugs me. everyone is always perfect in films and tv

>>86544753
>>86544926
These

>character has a gf

>>86544704
Any time a character leaves a door open that they should have closed

>post apocalypse movie
>no one gets raped

>>86544753
Comedy shows/movies where all the characters have to play it straight and never laugh at the jokes they make.

One of the things that make Seinfeld such a comfy show is when the characters laugh at each others jokes.

>big scene where everyone is gathered around, telling jokes and laughing
>after some big joke, nobody else ever tries to add onto it and fail where it's not even acknowledged

>>86544753
There's an entire wave of shit films for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumblecore

>>86544704
>there's a movie playing in front of my face

>>86545620
>Comedy shows/movies where all the characters have to play it straight and never laugh at the jokes they make.

This is so fucking weird. Everyone is cracking jokes, and nobody laughs...they just take a short pause to stare at the guy who made the joke. Like, what the fuck are you looking at? Just laugh.

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>>86544704
>character is taking a shit
>he doesn't fart uncontrollably and shits furiously
>doesn't wipe and look if it still has stains and smells it

pisses me off

>lens flare
>blood/water/dirt on the camera
>wilhelm scream
>CGI snap zoom
>stock sounds

>>86546423
Every fucking time.
Why did THAT have to become a hollywood meme? Why couldn't it be something less noticeable?

>>86544926
>Dawson's Creek

>>86545566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nunjKMfRe1k

>Everyone is perfectly rational, even "insane" people are just rational actors who had a bad past/day and need some liberal therapy
>Everything must have a reason, no one ever does something due to irrational thinking

>>86546423
The absolute worst. Comedy films, I can laugh along, anything else it actually pisses me off.

>>86544753
>>86544926

These don't really bother me. Does it bother you that characters in books typically are the same way? All media abstract away lots of everyday inconveniences, and it's not arbitrary. They leave in the same parts your memory would leave in if these events had happened to you, for the most part.

Because most films are a form of storytelling, not an attempt at simulating a guy with a camcorder walking around getting interesting footage of outrageous situations that could happen. If you were telling a funny or compelling story to someone would you leave in the parts where people forget what they meant to say or can't make out what someone else is saying or when they take a shit? If you left all that in you would be a bad storyteller.

>>86546423
There are the two screams and a number of sound effects that take me right out of a movie.
>Wilhelm scream
>Howie scream
>Particular gunshot
>Noise of metal gate opening
>Sound of metallic clatter (Futurama used it in every episode and then I noticed it in a huge amount of moves)

no one ever talks in a normal tone of voice, everything is clearly exaggerated because how else can you know how someone is feeling if they're not constantly emoting?

People saying their relationship to a person in the first sentence.
>hey sis, did you pick up that thing for our mother that we both share because we are siblings?

Inaccurate portrayal of pain.
>I have a wound in my abdomen that gives out a constant amount of pain. I never get a sudden jolt when I do something apparently unconnected like raise my arm.

>>86546856
The Doom door opening sound effect
Was in so many movies in the mid-late 90s

>>86546856
>Noise of metal gate opening
I'm convinced this is the most common sound in TV and film.
It's in almost every episode of the X-Files and Millennium.

Sirens with "west 28th street" radio chatter overplayed. It was a sound effect in sim city 3 so now I hear it every time. Looking at you law and Order.

>>86546856
I've noticed almost all of the half life 2 sound effects are used in every action movie ever
>crowbar hitting metal/wood
>wooden crates breaking
>doors opening
>RPG firing

I'm guessing they're just stock sound effects that Valve used. I probably noticed them more from fucking around on Gmod in 2009-11

>>86546856
no mention of Little Girl Laughing?

There's an extremely comfy sound effect of door opening, I know it from the first Max Payne game. I wish I could find it.

>sci fi movie
>IT'S SO COLD IN SPACE

fuck off, vacuums are neither cold or hot

>someone is exposed to space outside of their suit
>immediately freezes

>>86544753
Shane Meadows beats this, his movies have characters talking over each other llike real people.

>>86546650

haha so true

*Stock cat scream*

>>86548147
doesn't your blood boil instead of you freezing not from heat just from some other meme shit

>we've got company

I hate this line.

>>86548517
>there's a storm coming

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>>86545566

>>86548401
You lose consciousness pretty quickly and then puff out due to the nitrogen in your tissues expanding (until it escapes), just don't hold your breath if you want to be rescued before your organs shut down (seriously, your lungs will rupture, they're not meant to hold back that kind of pressure differential, it's the reason deep divers exhale on the way up).

>>86547176
>It's in almost every episode of the X-Files and Millennium.
I'm rewatching X-Files as well as watching Millennium for the first time and I love this.

>>86547163
Kek, this

Third worlder or probably european with bad roads detected.

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>that same fucking dolphin sound effect for the last 50 years

They even use it in toys!!

>>86548401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glLPMXq6yc0

pretty interesting

>>86548147
But subjectively it IS cold in space, cold is just a human term for the absence of heat.

>no male character has gyno, even the fat guys have flat chests
really takes me out of the movie desu

>>86548735

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLfCcRMlx8E

>>86545620
>>86546295
/thread

Even laughing tracks are better than mute-sitcoms.

>>86544753
Watch Manchester by the Sea, or literally anything from Lonergan. Real mumblecore kino.

animals in film/tv are constantly making their characteristic noise

>>86544926
>>86548883

>>86547127
Yeah the first one irritates me. It works in anime due to honorifics, but nobody calls their siblings 'sis' or 'bro'. I can see a older brother doing it to a younger brother, but nobody says 'hey sis', they go 'hey Sarah'. If it's woven in naturally like 'I'm your big/little bro/sis, I'll always X for you' it's better.

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>>86546423
this is the worst fucking wilhelm ever https://youtu.be/wWvK4NMgx8U?t=44

Thorin's dad Thrain, killed by Sauron and it is used

>>86545610
Boy and his Dog

>>86548745
Yeah but you don't freeze. Humans lose heat as it's given off and dispersed via water/atmosphere. In space there is nothing to do that so you'd not freeze instantly. You're remain warm until your body stopped producing heat cause you're dead.

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>>86547127
>he never says stuff like "little sis likes his big brother's cock?"
you should when the opportunity arises

>>86546569
>Why did THAT have to become a hollywood meme?
Skywalker sound liked to slip it into movies as a joke.

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>>86544788
>everything in Europe was made out of bricks and stones before WW2

>>86545566
isn't that like half of the walking dead

No one ever sneezes or coughs randomly, anytime someone sneezes or coughs it's because they have some retarded sickness

>>86545446
Because films and tv are the only places where you can really have that.

>>86544753
This is why The Room had the most realistic acting in some scenes

>>86548883
Thats why I love Manchester By The Sea. Its so real in its Dialogue. He doesn't know how to tell his ex that there is nothing there either.

>>86545610
Mad Max

>>86549058
Even then you'll be pretty warm - in a vacuum the primary method of heat exchange then becomes infrared radiation which is generally quite slow.

>>86548401
It's just like on earth. If you live at high altitude water boild faster due to lower air pressure. Keep lowering the air pressure and the boiling point gets lower and lower.
But you wouldn't have to worry about that since your blood is in a closed system with its own pressure. The air would be pulled out of your chest while your eyes and mucus membranes start boiling off their moisture. You'll asphyxiate pretty quickly and pass out.

Really though, despite the low temperature of space, there is no medium for you to radiate your own heat, so you'd cook in your own body heat and then your corpse would spend a few hundred years slowly cooling down.
How to dump excess heat is one of the bigger problems with space travel, especially when you realize that the human body gives out more heat per square foot of surface area than the fucking sun.

>>86544704
Character's hair remaining perfect despite:

>economic condition
>weather
>period of time
>lack of sleep/shower both

>>86549231
uhm that's wrong sweetie

>>86544704
Am I misunderstanding the point of this thread. Are there those of you out there who while watching a film forget you're watching a film? Because I never have to be "reminded" I'm watching a film. Just like I never have to be reminded I'm watching a book, or eating a sandwich.

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>>86549614
WRONG

>>86549597
Thats not even kind of true. That slightly tousled hair = over tired/derranged in the visual language of film. Homeless people will all have the same bum hair.

>>86549649
>watching a book

>>86549649
>being this autistic

Does it help put this way? 'to be taken out of the film'.

>>86549649
>Are there those of you out there who while watching a film forget you're watching a film?
If it's really good yes. Watching becomes "experiencing" in that case.
Some films that made me forget that I'm actually watching a film
>The Hunt
>The Vanishing (Spoorloos)
>Fail-Safe
>Das Boot
>Wake in Fright

>>86549809
I don't know what's autistic about that rhetorical question, we undoubtedly watch films in very different ways - which is fine. Story isn't as important to me as I'm assuming it is for you. Also, the consumption of media to me is just that, it's a machine to express information. I find that separation important.

>>86549707
Let me be a bit more broad then

>character wakes up with hair and makeup already done

whenever a character speaks i'm reminded that it's a movie

>>86549965
>I don't know what's autistic about
>it's a machine to express information

it's ok anon

>>86549649
>Are there those of you out there who while watching a film forget you're watching a film?
Have you never seen a good movie before? If a movie is good it sucks you in and the film becomes a virtual reality you're experiencing.
Dog day afternoon really caught me the first time I watched it. The scene where Dunkachino is on the phone talking to his "wife" and his wife. Everything is falling apart and its this incredibly slow push in on pachino's face as he is trying to process his personal life falling apart. Then after a second it cuts to a reverse shot with his partner and the hostages all just staring at him, and the magnitude of how fucked he is kicks you in the guts. Its great film making and until that reverse shot you've forgotten about EVERYTHING else except pachino. When that edit happens you remember the situation, and then you simultaneously pull yourself out of the narrative and thank christ all this tension isn't real and that you're safe as an objective observer from outside the universe of the film.
Sorcerer is another movie full of examples of the tension so expertly built and layered that you forget you're watching a movie until your own startled scream when the truck exploded and you feel how tense you've been as youre literally on the edge of your seat holding your breath.

>>86549649
>watching a sandwich

you're not supposed to play with your food anon

>>86544704
someone explain this to me
why is it wet?

>>86549965
>>86549649
you know when you are browsing the 'chins and seeing a picture of a pretty lady reminds you of your own virginity? it's something similar to that

>>86549991
That I can get behind. Bed head only seems to be used for comedy.
But messy unkempt hair is probably a fucking nightmare when you're editing for continuity.

>>86550116
so it reflects light and looks kino

>>86550116
It looks great on camera. Dry asphalt looks like shit.

>>86550116
It reflects light sources and is more visually interesting than just a dry street.

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>character gets the shit beaten out of them
>next scene they don't even try to look hurt, just some fake blood on their face and feign a limp, bear no scars or any other physical or mental trauma that would come with being beaten within an inch of life

>>86550116
The road is immediately more contrasty and full of highlights so it's a more appealing dynamic look for the camera instead of a completely flat one dimensional surface when it's dry.
People use it most of the time in night scenes so you get a lot of streetlight and set light reflections on it so the lower part of the frame isn't literal black unused darkness.

/tv/ not big on formalism, it turns out, who would know

>character sheathes/unsheathes weapon
>sound of metal grinding on metal

>>86550222
>>86550250
according to who

>>86550097
Hey anon nice post, I just wanted to recommend Fail-Safe to you, which is also made by Lumet and has that same captivating quality to it and if you haven't already watch The Wages of Fear.

>>86550288
>>86550250
>>86550222
>>86550202
Thanks for the replies, That sounds hella dumb.

-photographer here

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>>86545620
Drew Carey show sometimes they laugh as a joke is about to be said.
Comfy show is comfy
They are rerunning it, probably depends on cable provider.

>>86550294
would have known

ESL out

>character has goals and aspirations
>completes them by the end of them film

>character has to use lubricant to masturbate

>>86550388
are you that bald guy that fucks all the supermodels he takes pictures of? if not nobody cares

>>86550357
>according to who
people with eyes

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>>86544704
I like it

>protagonist is supposed to be a high school loser loner
>ends up having multiple friends and a gf that happens to be the most attractive girl in the entire school
When will we get an actual realistic, full on bleak representation of the high school experience?

No ridiculous character development with him somehow getting the hottest girl in the school and suddenly becoming the "cool" kid with a bunch of friends.
Just a character study of an isolated high school loner struggling through everyday social interactions, is it too much to ask?

>>86550678
>twin pines
now anon, what does the clock read when the picture is seen upside down?

>>86550714
>actual realistic, full on bleak representation of the high school experience

"Ridiculous" character development is exactly what happens to most people in high school. Just because you stayed the same lonely loser playing video games doesn't mean your peers weren't going to every social event and working on themselves.

>>86544704
No locks their car doors or wear seatbeats

>>86549597
>Character has been through some shit for a few days, fighting bad guys in a jungle or something
>They look like they're ready for a photo shoot aside from a little dirt on their cheeks and some blood and sweat on their forehead

>>86550811
SO WOKE

>>86550526
no, and I don't fuck ALL of them for christ's sake

>>86549311
They did in the originals.

>>86550964
he didn't say Fury Road

>episode about to end
>something unexpected happened
>TUNE IN NEXT TIME

>>86550311
>character moves a gun any distance whatsoever
>sschklikick cokok brrrttrtrtrtr schlock ch-ch

>>86549597
Any period movie where everyone has perfect teeth.

>>86550714
>writers try to subvert this trope
>main character fails to get the hottest girl in school
>instead gets a qt nerd chick

>>86544704
Have we covered pumping the shotgun/cocking the gun 9x before actually firing it?

>>86550678
I'll never not notice this now

>>86550887
I get surprised wen they fasten seat belts it's so rare

>>86551225
Really? I feel like nearly every action movie made in the past 20 years makes the same stupid "Safety first" joke where the characters are being chased and they slowly take time to put on seat belts before driving.

>>86547127
Our film autisms are perfectly aligned.

>>86544753
this is why Tomino shows trigger most anime fans.

>>86551002
Well then he would be wrong, because there was a significant rape scene in the original 1979 Mad Max.

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>she's wearing a bra while fucking

>>86551333
>people do that

>>86551291
I only see them making a point of it when they are going to intentionally crash or are in for a bumpy ride etc. In non action films it's rare.

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>>86548700
>european with bad roads detected
>Implying the U.S. doesn't have some of the worst roads in the developed world

>>86551390
not on my watch

>>86551333

>Get a big titted gf
>awww yes, big bouncing titties while banging
>wears a bra during sex 9/10 times

fucking bullshit

>>86548700
>europe
>bad roads
best roads in the world if you avoid the trucks of peace

>>86546856
Din't forget the sound of a truck going past honking

>>86546856
>>86551488
This one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDYDjgcI0RQ

>>86551437
>you should try "shirt fucking". Where both partners where shirts, but no pants. Gives it a white trash feel.

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>>86551333
>next morning they're both naked in bed
>she's constantly covering herself with the blanket
stop FUCKING RUINING MOVIES WITH THIS SHIT
I fucking hate Amerilards and their obsession with being prude cunts

>>86551457
dump the whale you moron

>>86545610
The Book of Eli

>>86549965
At least you're high functioning, you must just think you're a bit weird. Seek help, anon.

>>86547492

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZ-dDOsTto

This one? Fucking hate it.

>>86551529
>prude cunts

It's not that. They'd have to pay 20% for titties.

>>86548937

This post made me cringe.

>>86544753
and if they do people say it's bad acting

>>86551598
more*

>>86544704
>phone number has 555 in it

>>86551457
take it off yourself pussy

>>86551457
>not removing it yourself
Fukin homo.

>>86548147
evaporative cooling, you stupid nigger

>>86545610
army dog

>>86551333
>couple are in bed
>woman has sheets pulled up to armpits or neck
>man has sheets only up to waist

>>86551457
If you are inside a woman you clearly have her consent to take her bra off. She probably thinks you're closet gay

>>86547431
Plus the sound of reloading a shotgun. I've heard it in lots of action movies.

>>86551567
>projection this obvious

>>86544704
>color-grading and filters
>bad out of place CGI
>poor greenscreen compositing
>any meme actor showing up onscreen

Terminator Genysis was a headache as you can imagine.

>>86552325
It's ok, no need to lash out just because you feel threatened. Try to avoid any triggers, like music, in the meantime.

When someone gets interrupted mid sentence and there's a pause before the interrupter starts speaking.
>Hey is that-
>...
>...
>...a flying car? Yes, it is.

>>86548794
>>86548735

Spongebob made it funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj07rDpYmbY

>>86552311
>back here
>>86551159

>>86550251
Message from the King did this mistake while trying to be realistic and gritty storywise. bothers me to no end when the hero is a damagesponge.

>>86550251
>Someone getting punched and kicked in the face
>get up
>have just a little bit of blood on them
>zero swelling or bruising

>>86549597
what about the dumpster guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmu71H_6UAA

>>86552611
I notice it everywhere and it bothers the shit out of me. Perhaps it's just really difficult to act out convincingly?

>>86544753
>>86544926
Jeff Bridges in Hell of Highwater does these things excellently, feels like a real old ranger talking

>>86551973
kek

>>86544753
For me it's the opposite because when it happens I instantly think that the actor flubbed it and remember he's just an actor in a movie.

24fps

>>86549198
I never thought about this but you're right

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>>86550678
>DR. E BROWN
>DRE BROWN
!!!DOCTOR DRE IS BROWN!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
buy beats nigga

>>86546856
>cop 1 walks around parked cruiser and hands cop 2 a 20oz coffee

>Liberty 2-8-5, code 6, 105 north avenue, 52

>>86547127
Soap operas are all this. You don't need to catch up on anything.
>Johnathan! You are my husband, and you cheated on me with my brother Dale? How could you!
>Dammit Lindsay, Dale and I are in love! You weren't there when my sister Tara lost her baby, you were out with your boss Jim! Dale was there for us! He's more of a partner than you will ever be!
Every scene is someone entering a room to exposit to one person, and they just keep saying what happened and who they are. The script must come so easy once the story is written.

>black person
>in a role requiring an IQ over 80
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>86557858
>>86549198
no he isn't. I can make myself sneeze and can cough from something stuck in your throat

>>86552611
Its worse in videogames

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>people having sex
>no BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP sound effect

>>86544704
>characters on the phone hang up without saying goodbye

>>86544753
That's why I love the Coens.

The Big Lebowski sounds like it's improvised, but it's not. It's just written properly.

>predatory monster chases character
>it roars while doing it

>woman bests man in physical combat

>>86561878
>woman bests man in physical combat
I can kind of buy this at times when the female character is highly trained in combat fighting a non-trained thug but the weight disparity would not make it easy.

>>86560441
They have like over 100 episodes every single season and they have to film them all on short notice. I bet most people working on them just don't have the time to think anything beyond the first thought to make sure things are made on time.

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>>86561622
>character doesn't say, "well.....alright...." and pause for a few seconds because they're unsure if they should say goodbye and they don't want to offend the other person by saying goodbye if they weren't done with the conversation yet

>the character doesn't come up with a game plan and rehearse the conversation a few times complete with contingency plans and conversational tangents before they pick up the phone to order a pizza

>>86544704
Action heroes don't take dumps

>>86546856
>When the music fades to/from an onscreen source from/to the soundtrack.
Can be cool but really.

not sure what its called or what they are even saying but literally every movie where you can overhear a police scanner they say some generic cop shit and it ends with what sounds like entireably secure

>>86548517
Took me right out of TFA before it had well and truly started. Such a tired line.

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>>86563083

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>>86551322
Oh dude I fucking love tomino-talk so much.
Some guy on /m/ made a pretty good breakdown of it once. Basically, Tomino's way of doing dialogue is writing a paragraph long monologue about exactly what the character feels and why and in relation to what and then boil it down to as few words as possible. Thats how you get shit like "The world... is not square" and "UNIVARRRRRSSSSEEEEE!"
Point is, I like it because characters don't have to talk like real humans. They aren't humans.

>>86562503
Oh yeah for sure. The output on these shows is incredible, really admirable stuff. The extremely literal scriptwriting is hilarious when you notice it. Props to whoever set that industry in motion.

>>86563251
> The droid is aboard the Millenium Falcon, with your father, Han Solo. I remember so you don't have to.

>>86563724
Maybe I'm just an autist weeb but I have never had a problem understanding the meaning of dumbass shit like 'people die when they are killed', and I don't speak a lick of Japanese.

>character pulls up in a car
>is out the door in 2 seconds
>didn't have to undo a seatbelt, roll up a window, lock the door, grab a wallet or phone, etc

>>86563939
Nah. The "people die when they are killed" actually makes sense in context. iirc Shirou was saying that he was supposed to be dead because he was injured enough to die, but avalon healed him. Don't quote me on this though.
Tomino dialogue is a whole new kind of retarded, anon. It truly is something else. Can't really think of any specific moments, but you'll see if you watch anything written by him.
His naming schemes are retarded too.

>>86544926
How in the fuck does Curb Your Enthusiasm defy this so well?

>>86564675
because it doesn't have a script

>>86564833
Holy shit, I've only seen a few episodes, but this makes a lot of sense.

>>86544704
OP do you have autism? I never forget that I'm watching a fucking movie. It's called having a fucking life.

>>86563083

right here

>>86560071

>>86564902
They're told about the major plot points that need to be mentioned in each scene and then improvise the dialog

>>86546423
for me its the Daggerfall door opening creak. that shit is fucking everywhere

>>86548937
My older brother actually calls me "sis" and has for years and even in real life it sounds unnatural.

>>86550388
Haha photographer here btw, wait wet streets look good? No way I didn't know that, thanks 4chan for telling me!

>>86545620
I'm not a massive How I Met Your Mother fan but it is pretty comfy to watch because the characters laugh at each other's jokes, and they often do so in-character -- Ted always laughs at Barney's stories, Marshall always smiles at peoples' jokes, Robin always laughs at Barney's jokes whereas Lily often rolls her eyes at them, etc.

>>86546423
I raise you the kurlan naiskos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVkixm5MZA

>>86552611
I actually do this in real life, now that I think about it. Usually because I'm uncertain about whatever I'm referring to and want the person I'm speaking with to fill in.

>>86544704
>brush teeth
>spit the toothpaste out
>don't use water to wash out your mouth and clean the sink

>>86545620
I love when Jerry is always on the verge of laughing when making a joke

loser/nerd/autist/fat fuck gets the girl in the end

>>86546011
doesnt look like a real subgenre desu

>new york city shot with steam everywhere
>character only brushes the front of their teeth, then don't rinse their mouths
>characters having sex, finish, girl rolls over and no boner lump seen/ husband comes home, guy gets out of bed instantly in boxers with no boner
>characters screaming whenever something spooky happens
>characters playing a video game with an xbox controller and atari sounds playing

>>86549005
To be fair he was GOING to rape her

>people are "roughing it" in any situation more extreme than mowing the lawn
>remain impeccably clean

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>>86546856
>that cave dripping sound used in Quake and a shitload of movies/shows in the late 90's
>they use a different pitch sometimes

>>86568422
https://clyp.it/iwhphguo

>>86551598
>>86551629
Why do you think that 20% exists?
Because we're prude cunts about nudity

>>86547127
>People saying their relationship to a person in the first sentence.
>while pointing at themselves

https://youtu.be/zZnqBL6iYjA

>>86545620
Never watched Seinfeld and never will. Stay mad.

>>86560664
Sure, but the anon is saying that doesn't happen. Characters in a movie never sneeze unintentionally, they'll only sneeze from a cold or one of those dumb "sneeze to hide saying a word sarcastically" bits

>>86550503
the lube meme is so weird to me, I have never met anyone that uses it, must be an American thing

>>86568186
i can attest
le awkwardkino is the worst
just start with superbad my man

despite the calls of a hundred anons in this thread it's actually LESS realistic when they do that shit because you instantly think the actor fucked up.

it's analogous to drawing every capillary in the eyes when you're drawing a simple cartoon; in all but the highest definition realist paintings, you must consistently exclude things you don't want to specifically call attention to.

that's why all us rational types on 4chan notice in an instant when a cast has been "diversified" "mary sue'd" or "caught the gay". You wouldn't do it unless you were trying to make a statement.

>>86546423
>>86546569
>>86546856
>they watch sleepycast

>>86549173
looks rare desu

>>86551602
that is because you look for shit to cringe for. it's actually a reasonable post.
might as well said "this triggers my asmr" you fuckin' nerd.

>>86568868
It's not a censorship thing. The actress values her titties at 20% extra. The opposite of prude.

>>86569332
A better example would be
>characters never use lube in a sex scene, ever

>>86569596
Is this supposed to be a thinly veiled wage gap joke

>>86546295
>>86545620

Fuck BOTH of you people. Laughing at jokes in character is the NORM now.
It's GUARANTEED applause.
I was watching an old SNL clip where a guy took a split second to giggle and he practically got a standing ovation for being "real". Doesn't that seem weird? We EXPECT the shit nowadays.

It was cute at first but like all things unprofessional it quickly gets taken advantage of by folks looking for an easier life - until we can't imagine not doing it.

It continues to have this draw, clear into being a majority practice - yet people forget it's only funny because underneath it all it's supposed to be "countercultural". The irony drives me fucking insane and has been for the last 10 years.

But then I guess that's why 4chan has grown into such a conservative mindset. Y'all see it too.

>>86570034
Oh man I love the ol'
>everything was better in the past

>>86570112
>everything was worse in the past

You must be 18 years of age or older to post here.

>>86570034
That's SNL though, those people were talking about scripted sitcoms.

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>>86570241