Why are the men in this series so weak against pussy?

>why are men men

>>86529244
Just like in real life, if the man isnt a faggot like you.

>>86529244
shoulda just fukd shireen

>>86529244
I'm a total faggot but ide fuck her if she looked at me like that. She's just fucking perfect.

>>86529244
>Carice Van Houten
>gorgeous redhead
>amazing body
>somewhat fanatical
Yeah. I'd hit it.
calle count: 18

>>86529323
This guy gets it.

>>86529244
In a world where death is always very close its not surprising that they are often drawn to one of the only comforts/pleasure in their lives.

>>86529244
Apparently, in GRRM's universe, barring a few exceptions like asexual Varys or Selmy who actually believes in this celibacy vow shit, that no man, straight or gay, has decent control of their sexual urges. If they have any sexual desire, they will succumb to it, and it either leads to them dying, their family in ruins, or a serious loss to them in the war effort due to leaked intel.

>>86529244
that's the power of a nice pair of breasts.

>>86529262
jej

>>86529368
varys is a eunuch so its not like he has a choice

>>86529424
Yes

The powers of a nice set of jugs are infinite, they send men to moon.

>>86529368
>>86529643
also I'm pretty sure he molest boys in the books

>>86529244
he needs a son but his waifu can't make 'em

Because it is the only ability that women in this show have that can make them seem empowered.

>>86529368
Im sure grrm was pretty thirsty most of his life

>>86529368
>no man, straight or gay, has decent control of their sexual urges

Tywin
Ned
Davos
Jeor
Sandor
Selmy
Roose
Victarion
Euron
John Arryn
Hoster Tully
Blackfish
etc.

Want to try that again?

>>86529812
>Tywin
stopped reading right there

>>86529812
tywin fucked shae and got himself killed

him not controlling his dick is literally the only reason that got him killed

>>86529812
>Ned
He fathered a bastard you retard. Catelyn hated Jon because he was a constant walking reminder that Ned had succumbed to his base urges and besmirched his honor.

>>86529910
not just shae but lots of prostitutes, him and tyrion are alike

>>86529882
>>86529910

Fucking Shae was calculated. It was to show Tyrion that she's truly a ho

>>86529944
0/10

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>>86529244
Ned Stark always kept his head around women. Didn't even bone any whores while at war.

>>86529964
Her denying him in court, making him out to be a complete fool in public, was Tywin's calculated move. The rest was daddy wanting to wet his dipstick and the tactical move (always be smart like Tywin) is to just pick up your son's disease-free sloppy seconds rather than go find some diseased slag in Flea Bottom.

>>86529244
Not enough points in Fortitude

>>86530043

There's no mention of STDs in ASoIaF

>>86529244
I literally fapped to that scene. I would've destroyed her if if she did the same to me

>>86530072
One two-worded google search says otherwise, friend.

>>86529244
have you seen Gurm?

>>86530117
>I would've destroyed her if if she did the same to me
You mean if she didn't bend the knee?

There's no porn in those times to help men resist their sexual urges.

>>86530072
>implying Greyscale didn't first spread to humans because some Targ fucked a dragon

>>86530228
>not staring into the fire and seeing the images of fat titted sex-beasts that R'hllor conjures up for you
Why do you think they say "masturbating makes you blind", anon?

>>86530237
>boatsex
>Jon about to go down on Dany
>stops
>"What's that grey stuff dany?"

>>86529244
Have you ever heard of the Iliad?

>>86529244
Is she the hottest chick in the show?

>>86529244
Anyone got that topless pregnancy picture?

>>86529244
Just like irl

>so weak against pussy
is GoT a commie show?

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>>86530072
>At some point, Vargo caught a venereal disease and so began sending women to be examined and given the all clear by Qyburn as a precautionary measure, before raping them.

Based Vargo

>>86530852
No

probably the only realistic aspec of this shit show

I'd let the next season of Dancing with the Stars be performed on my balls for one night with Van Outen.

>>86529244
You wanna clash against men?

Go for the cod piece

Not the breastplate