FUCK EVERYTHING

What's some straight-to-dvd disaster movie kino? Anything with bees or mosquitoes?

>>86519522
not expected but keked

>>86519574
There's a movie just called Mosquito. It's about giant mosquitoes.

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>>86519522

I predicted a BeeQuake! This will have to do.

>>86519522
>tsunambee
>is clearly a tornado
what did they mean by this

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Just get wasps to fight them.

>>86521247
those are some big angry ants

>>86521247
Holy shit fuck wasps

>>86519522

An Instant Classic.

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>>86521247
Poor brave bee ;_;

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>>86521345
THIS

>>86521247

That first bee is a fucking badass.

Who would win, Sharknado or Tsunabee?

>>86521247
>>86521345
FUCK WASPS

A wasp almost murdered me as a child.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>86521437
>>86521450
ERADICATE ALL WASPS

>>86521345
>>86521400
>>86521437
Deal with it nerds, wasps are awesome.

>>86521226
theres wasps too

>>86521470
buzz off wasp fuck

>>86521470
>t. wasp
You ought to be extinct.

>bees are going to go extinct in a couple centuries
>meanwhile wasps, hornets and mosquitos keep growing in numbers
Fuck this planet

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>>86521470
KILL YOURSELF, WASP APOLOGIST

KILL ALL WASPS

>>86519522
>Movie is callee Tsunambee
>Wasps on the poster
>Water Spout on the poster

has The Asylum gone too far?

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>>86521470
Fuck off, asshole

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Wasps = Chads

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>>86521470
t. wasp

>>86521620
Jesus fuck

>>86521400

>average /pol/ user

>>86521535
The one on the bottom left is a bee. Just for that extra inconsistent shittiness.

>>86521504
life on earth is definitely on a decline. Peak was probably the antiquity

>>86521247

>they're pulling their buddy back to safety

WHY IS IT ALL SO CRUEL

>>86519522
Dicks out

arent those... wasps?

>>86521469
>genocide of white Anglo Saxon Protestants

Pol is always right

>>86521620
Aren't those hornets?

>>86519675
That one is legit pretty good, remember seeing it on sci fi during highschool. neat atmosphere and effects are cheesy but ok.

>>86521926
Those are assholes as well.

>>86521926
>Anglo Saxon
Nothing of value is lost
>Protestants
Nothing of value is lost

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>>86521965
Chinese killer hornets, yes.

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>>86521469
>wasp

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>>86521620

Where the hell are there yellow wasp? All the ones I've seen are red

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>>86522214
You from Texas or something?

>>86519522
Hahha, that movie looks sooo baaad haha, totally going to watch this with my gay normie friends and laaaaugh at how "bad" it is, wow can't believe someone would make something so bad, it looks as bad as BIRDEMIC, haha you ever see that movie? Suuuch a bad moooovie.

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>waspposting

>>86521345
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>>86522178
>literally getting cucked by a bug that's less than an inch long
lmao you babies. go cry to your mommies

>>86522214
Hornets and Yellowjackets are, I believe, from within the same family of insects of wasps. They may even just be subtypes. In the South East you see all kinds of them.

>>86522414
>dies from illness
>lmao you babies, you got cucked by a microbe

>>86522214
There are literally tens of thousands of different kinds of wasps dude. Where I live alone I see at least 5 and they vary between yellow, red, and black.

Most people don't seem to understand the difference between eusocial and solitary wasps. If they have a nest they are mean if you get near it, but solitary wasps are always chill unless you start fucking with them.

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>>86522414

>>86522443
is this supposed to be a counterargument?

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>>86522417

>>86521384
Thanks for introducing me to this

>>86522480
Despite your cute picture, yellow jackets and hornets are both a type of wasp.

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>>86522503
I'm glad you like it

>>86522503
>he hasn't played corruption of champions

/an/ visits are comfy

>>86522655
>expected some /u/ action with the bee girl
>she just paralyzes you and lays eggs in your ass
t-thanks

Well I been redpilled on wasps

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>>86521384
>people actually read this

>>86522319
>tfw no gay normie friends to laugh at bad movies and have a big fuck session with

>>86519522
Formerly FEED EVERYTHING

>>86522949
Just kill them. I constantly find these fuckers in my windows during summer and I kill them. These fuckers exterminate bees and small birds.

>>86521247

Anyone else triggered by his buddy desperately trying to pull him to safety?

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>>86521247
Press f to pay respects

>>86519522
You know it'll be a hoot and a holler why hate the shlock jockeys?

>>86521965
Formerly wasps

>>86522270
Is this the comic about the fairies that fuck bugs and stuff?

>>86521247

Literally gets ON HIS MONSTER FACE to try and fight it

Damn

tfw i sprayed a wasp with raid and it just made it angrier and started making a horrifying buzzing noise so i sprayed it for 5 seconds straight until it drowned

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>>86519522

BEES = VIRGIN HONEYMAKERS

WASPS = CHAD PICNIC-WRECKERS

bumblebees > bees > hornets > wasps

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>>86523181
You are referencing Bondage Fairies, anon.

>>86523219

Fuck you

>>86523314
Bumble Bees are pure love

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>>86521247
No bee left behind

>>86523428
Oh. Fun stuff.

>>86523447
>can't fly without sun
>get drunk as fuck while working
>live in small communities
>die when summer is over only to be reborn in the spring
Tragic, cute and beautiful.

>>86521247
>saving his friend so he can keep beeing himself
KINO

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>>86519522
>tsunambee
>play on tsunami
>it's actually a tornado

>>86523435
why?

>>86519754
I'M DYING IN THIS COUNTRY ASS FUCKED UP TOWN

>>86522414
Fuck you, wasp apologist

>>86519522

Those are wasps, not bees

>>86521470
being so contrarian that you support wasps
it might be time to kill yourself

>>86522414
>getting cucked
it's a wasp you autist, not everything is cuckolding

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>>86521510
>LE FUCK LE WASPS EGGS DEE I FUCKING LOVE LE SCIENCE HAHAHA!!!!!!
fucking kill yourselves back to the le reddit

>>86521965

Hornets are wasps. Those are Vespa mandarinia, the Japanese giant hornet

>>86524005
have fun for once in your life

>>86519522
>CGI a wasp
>call it a bee
Stop

>>86524005

Read a book

zombees

>>86524005
Whatever you say Wasp

>>86523071
Based Sneed poster

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>>86523889
What part of 'Fuck Everything' did you not understand?

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>>86521926
>pol and bees


I know some of you are meming when you say this, but that's basically how the killer bees were made. They tried to interbreed European honey bees with the aggressive Africanized honey bees, but the African ones killed the euros and the killer bees escaped from South America and now kill people in North America

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=juxVFef7PWw
/pol/ really is always right

>>86524005
Damn. Your life must be shit, son. Wanna talk about it? I'll bee here all night.

>>86523919
being such a little bitch that you don't think wasps are awesome
your mother should have aborted you

>>86524094
Even in death they hunger for that sweet, sweet honey. That and stinging the poor souls that get in the way. Get Syfy on it, stat!

>>86524845
Fuck off. You're not part of the hive anymore.

>>86524005
Glad to see this board hasn't been completely taken over yet, keep fighting the good fight

>>86524005
>>86525353
Lol. Sad.

>>86525261
Fuck you I'll pollinate I different garden and snitch on the local oak tree beehive that you fucked there queen

>>86521247
SUZEMBACHI!
SUZEMBACHI!

>>86521101
Didn't beequake already happen or was that worth spiders

>>86521247
this is like the movie 300 but with bees

>>86524005
This guy has the right idea.

If it's not deep sea or penguin related, it is redditnature.

>>86522270
we have yellow ones too

>>86521470
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>86524005
>autism: the post

>>86521247
seriously what's the use for wasps

literally everything they do, bees can already do without being cunts

>>86523854
SHIT FLYIN IN MY MOUTH

>>86525808
Penguins and sharks are the normiest of the normie regarding wildlife and nature though, so that assertion is obviously wrong.

>>86523219
I did that with a big spider one when I was on the shitter with a can of febreeze when he showed up on the other side of the bathroom.

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Insect Puppies

>this thread ost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>86521247
>this is what bee movie could have been

>>86524801
DELET

>>86523107
They provide a small benefit to gardens and pollination but fuck them they fucking suck and are just mean to people and animals. Gas the wasps and hornets. Make the world a honey bee state.

>>86526840
Nothing that fluffy could possibly be evil

>>86519522
But those are wasps.

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>move to desert area
>turns out those things from fallout were based on real things

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>>86528445

>>86529740
Tarantula Hawks don't really mess with people that much though; just don't have eight legs and you should be good. If you have eight legs, those things are nightmare fuel (I'd feel bad for arachnids if they had enough sapience to be aware of what those things do).

>>86519574
Food of the Gods

>>86529939
What do they do?

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>>86529939
>DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP ME AHHHHHHH

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>>86521470
>>86524005

>>86525353
>>86524005
Wasps detected, fuck off back to ---> /nestit/

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>>86529939
yeah i know i don't have to worry about them much, but they still cause me to spazz out when i'm watering the lawn and one just whizzes past my head.
they are just scary

>>86530118
Never mind, Tarantula Hawk's don't do anything that bad, it's just their sting is extremely painful.
I had them confused with Spider wasps:
>A female wasp searches the ground and tree trunks for a spider, and upon finding one, stings it, paralyzing the spider. Once the spider is paralyzed, the female wasp makes a burrow or takes the spider to a previously made burrow. She lays a single egg on the abdomen of the spider, and then encloses the spider in the burrow.[14] The egg hatches and the larva feeds on the spider
Brutal. What a shitty fate, that's like facehugger alien bullshit right there.

>>86530401
Oh, no doubt I'd flinch if they buzz me too.

>>86530058
I think they paralyze then lay their eggs in spiders then the larva hatches and eats the spider alive.

>>86519522
I'm willing to bet that this movie still made profit.

>>86530699
>their sting is extremely painful.

If they sting you, would you die?

>>86531084
No, but you'll wish you did for a little while.

>>86531084
There's some flightless female wasp that looks pretty badass that sting is horrible. Cow killer or something wasp

>>86521247
the chad wasp vs the virgin bee

>>86531451
yeah they look like big fuzzy ants

>>86524005
t. Wasp

>>86530058
just watched the second one. It was surprising the environmentalist were portrayed as the bad guys, and the dude who experimented on animals was portrayed as an victim who was only trying to help humanity.

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>>86521247
WASPS are /OURGUYS/, they fuck up stuff like caterpillars and other pests and are based as fuck.

>>86519574
Skeeter

asylum is kino

>>86521469
>Sneed Kane Farms
>Formerly Henry Kane and the Chuck of the Final Sucks

>>86531451

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>>86535498
forgot my picture

>>86523428
I fapped to this like 20 years ago.
Feels good knowing it hasn't been forgotten

>>86521469
>the virgin bee

>>86535527
i hate the noise these fuckers make

>>86521247

>that valiant individual fighting for his home

He will always bee remembered.

>>86531084

For them.

>>86531451
Cow Killer or Velvet Wasp. There's a myth in the south that if you follow one it will lead you to water.

>>86534027
Don't dragonflies do the same thing?

>>86524801
>white bees cucked by BeeBC
pottery

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>>86535527
>>86531451
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>>86531626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjvioALgUHE

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>>86519522
>movie called Tusnambee
>clearly wasps not bees
>no tsunami but instead there's a tornado for some reason
>no one is getting blown away by the tornado despite being so close to it

>>86538774
They gotta capitalize on sharkbado somehow. Obviously tornados make for the best shlock

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>m-muh bees
>m-muh wasps

bitches don't know about my bullet ant

>>86519574
do these movies even have T&A in them?

>>86529939
Tarantula hawks are the ultimate chad wasps. They know they can mess you up in one sting, so they don't even bother. They have nothing to prove to you.

>>86530058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtChPB6NjJY
was bobby /ourguy/?

>>86521247
next wasp nest I see is getting gassed

>>86522046
>catholicuck taking a break from licking immigrant toes and boipucci

>>86519522
this is under several layers of irony
sharknado is an intentional disaster flick, like something that would be mentioned as a fictional movie in a TV show
'tsunambee' sounds like a intentionally shitty parody of sharknado, and if two negatives make a positive, tsunambee is actually one of the greatest films ever produced

>>86519522
Sharknado
Tsunambee
Earthquakangaroo

>people here genuinely think bees are docile, cuddly insects

They are always angry and very territorial .

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You people know Wasps keep the environment healthy by eating a fuckton of Pests right?

>>86539133
End yourself, shitstain to the white race

My brother went to Japan and we t to one of those enchanted temples in the forest and he said he saw one of those gigantic wasps and he ran away

He's also a homosexual and ive always been a weeaboo and he wasn't and he got to go go Japan and I didn't

>>86539533
Yes, listen to this fellow human. Wasps are useful, just like bees.
Now if you excuse me I have to buzz off and go sting a couple of unsuspecting people.

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>>86521384
>>86521247
bees are based.
Anyone else have some hives?
Where my pollinator preservers at?

>>86521247
MAKE WAY FOR THE KING

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Good thread.

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>>86540044
Tread lightly.
I am the one who buzzes.

>>86521345
Is this strictly speaking for Yellow jackets? Because I heard that hornets are supposed to be a little bit more laid back but thrice as ferocious as yellow jackets.

>>86521247
I dont think these are your regular wasps

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>>86539533
>We allow wasps to just kill bees and other innocent civi bugs for free
>The moment you hit a human you got to jail (or shot if black)
What the actual fuck?

>>86531084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU

>>86521623
>bumble bee
>make honey

For themselves, that's not a honey bee you fucking retard. Also I used to stomp the shit out of them because they were flying so low.

>>86540574
I got sympathy for bumblebees because they mind their own business and don't sting (that much). Also you can hear them from a mile away so that's a plus.

>>86539315
like ur mum

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bee posters in the house tonight

>>86521926
/pol/ wants to genocide anglos though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuKXFr2pr-A

>>86539991
>I...recognize...those antennae

So why don't hornets fuck with people like wasps do?

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>>86529939
>The female tarantula hawk wasp stings and paralyzes a tarantula, then drags the prey to a specially prepared brooding nest, where a single egg is laid on the spider's abdomen, and the entrance is covered.[3] Sex of the larvae is determined by fertilization; fertilized eggs produce females, while unfertilized eggs produce males.[3] When the wasp larva hatches, it creates a small hole in the spider's abdomen, then enters and feeds voraciously, avoiding vital organs for as long as possible to keep the spider alive.[3] After several weeks, the larva pupates. Finally, the wasp becomes an adult and emerges from the spider's abdomen to continue the life cycle.

What the fuck

>>86536238
Wasps absolutely fuck up everything that will eat your leafs. There are more of them, and plenty of them are parasitic and will multiply with each bug killed.

>>86539958
I have an asston of bees in my backyard (no hive tho) and lots of wasps too.

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>>86542963

>>86545306
Many wasps do this. Most do so with caterpillars.

Are bumblebees cute?

>>86546710
Yes!