>futurefags unironically believe this is an intelligent joke

>>86514671
Futurecrats BTFO again.

It's not Xavier-tier intelligent, but it does tickle the mind.

I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78kn2YBfHFw

>>86516131
That's stupid and you're stupid.

>>86516128
you either know it or you don't. memorization is the cheapest type of intellect. dogs and horses can memorize patterns. true intellectual jokes require thinking, not just pure memorization and laughing because you are able to recognize a reference.

>>86514671
pretty good for a one liner

>>86514671
watching TOS made me realize how many futurama episodes they just copied

>>86516270
it's in reference to a horse-race right? The idea of a quantum finish is contextual not referential. Did you not get the joke and now you're upset about it?

>>86516469
oops. how many episodes futurama copied off of TOS* if that wasn't clear

i don't ploycotton to coping tropes

>>86514671
that's no joke
quandum physics is weird like that

It's not funny, it just rewards people who have a base knowledge of pop science.

So often people's favourite joke is just a reference to something that they understood, they didn't find it funny but it made them feel smart.

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>>86516483
then tell me what my counter argument to your asinine statement is. It's contextual, so you should already know it.

>>86516639
>asuka image
>is a shitposter
Checks out

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>>86516600
It's very true. Once upon a time I had a horrible idea. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was having a midnight showing in my town. Having never seen it before, I thought it would be a treat to go. So I went. And it was the worst movie trip of all time. Every single time a joke happened in the movie, I couldn't hear the punchline, because the audience laughed at the wrong moment. They knew the punchline and laughed over it. They were literally trained zombies, laughing on cue, and I couldn't laugh with them because I never heard the punchlines.

There was one good joke though. The one with the knight who's horse raced towards the castle for an inordinate length of time. They just couldn't figure out when to laugh as a group. Some laughed at the start of the scene, and other's chuckled throughout, but only I genuinely guffawed at the punchline, my voice alone, in this theatre full of idiots, excepting myself, of course.

>>86516639
it's the man so smart he can't get laid
I heard the rumors but I never believed

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>>86516834
thanks for the pic have a rare yui

>>86516834

holy shit. you sound fucking insufferable. which is why you went to the movies alone.

>>86516131
Couldn't find a clip of this one but I thought it was pretty good:
"You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with the super dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over 10 000 pounds."

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>>86516952
its okay i only collect asukas

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>>86516993
>What if the secret ingredient in Slurm is... people!
>No, there's already a drink like that - Soylent Cola
>Really? How is it?
>It varies from person to person.

Well it's got nothings on pickle rick I'll give you that.

>>86514671
>/tv/ doesnt understand advanced physics
shocker

>>86516834
yeah, all of this is why its a bad idea to watch a cult movie with its fans for the first time.

>>86514671
At-least they didn't right any entire episode about it and shitting sell out to the memeing redditors who have literally no fucking brains.

>>86517421
>>86516128
>>86514671
Not advanced, I think a quantum particle will literally change if you watch them or observe them.

>>86517771
Nice wiki check
Futurama is a show for smart individuals, so its not a surprise you can't grasp the humor.

>>86517802
Friendo It's still not advanced at all, literally just about what you can remember it's not that relevant information what so ever.

>>86517234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eowPka21BNc

>>86516131
The lawyer chicken scenes are some of the funniest ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwr3ZVhyFS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SwWKmFASfU

Also
>Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.

>>86518667
Hyperchicken was a great creation. His best episode was the case he won.

>>86517525
well how many people would know that you fuck you dumb fuck

>>86514671
it was like a 3 seconds gag

>>86518008
And unsurprisingly it's only brainlets who fail at "remembering" these simple facts

The "quantum finish" is about the observer effect. The observer effect means just watching something can change what's being watched. For example, in experiments, particles will literally change how they behave, depending on whether they're being watched. Farnsworth is protesting that watching the horse race changed the winner.

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Only for smart people this advanced humour

>>86520738
this post was so retarded, I'll sage my own thread

>>86518667
best side character for sure
https://youtu.be/yyLQatVK7-k

>>86520898
Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not!