You bow to no-one.

sneed

>>86513781
Can not wait until he is played by a black actor in the remake

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>>86513905
Well, he was Indian in Bakshi's LOTR

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>>86513781

>daily reminder that aragon literally bend the knee

*Except to Jews

>>86513781
Lord of the Rings is straight up r e d d i t

Why? All they did walk a ring to a volcano?

>>86514128
It was hard.

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BOOOOOOOW YE SHITS

Did they still pay taxes?

>>86514127
Your thinking of the hobbit, or hobreddit as I call it

>>86515404
The shire has a lengthy tax code that goes towards farm subsidies, construction costs, public works and beautification, and healthcare for all the hobbits in the shire.

>>86513781
That part was pretty underwhelming. The book did it better.

>>86514051
>>86515248
Please stop polluting lotr threads with shitty ass GoT

>>86515586
This.

>>86513781
>my friends, Bend the knee

>>86515659
This image shows everything wrong with fantasy fans.

>he remembers things from LoTR

probably the least memorable fantasyshit I've seen since the prequels.

>>86516660
If you call yourself a fan of fantasy, or anything for that matter. You have a problem. There are better ways to have an identity than by what flavor of the week crap you like.

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>>86515659
fixed

>>86516458
>my friends, Bend the Sneed

>>86513781
>You bow to Sneed.

>>86513993
Glorious movie

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>>86516883
>Bane
>Smaller than Ancalagon
Fake News.

what if Daenerys tells them to bend the knee

If you don't only watch the directors cut kys

what if Galadriel makes them her footslaves

>>86517130
If you watch fantasy poop kys

>>86517134
>Galadriel
The bitch should behave or she'll be working at Sneed's place .

>>86517014
Could Bane destroy the ring without Mt. Doom?

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>>86513781
Umm... BEND THE KNEE!

Who was No-One? Why did Tolkein wait so long before introducing this character?

That pic made me shead a few tears op

>>86513781
I bow to your tax policy

>>86513781
he's on game of thrones?

>>86513993
Seriously though, that movie has some of the worst character designs I've ever seen.

>>86517521
But what about babby orcs?

>>86513781
Aragon Shekelstein

>>86517187
You're in the wrong place.

>>86517430
Merry and Pippin are the LOTR-stoners of course.

>>86515659

BIG

What was his tax policy?
And how can we be sure he's a good king when he never went around yelling at people about how he should be king and invent like a dozen titles you have to say?

>>86517820
Oh great. What was his tax policy meme, again... kys you bandwagon jumping npc

>>86517820
Oh wow, you asked what his tax policy was. What unique and original content. Thanks for the contribution buddy.

>>86515659
How did that nigger even fit into the world ?

>>86517945
>>86518037
Literally not an answer.

>>86518092
No keep going. You're so funny. You should do stand up.

>>86517820
GRRM's realist interpretations of fantasy are so shallow.
Tolkien drew from mythology and was educated in language and literature, whereas GRRM is clearly a hack raised on pulp.

>>86518055
It's a meme you dip. He's not actually that size in the story.

>>86516923
What about Chuck?

can bookfags tell me who would win in a sword fight between aragorn and gandalf?

>>86518555
Tolkien doesn't really have power levels.

>>86518555
Gandalf coz magics and shit

>>86518605
with no magic though obviously

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Learn from the master, Tolkien shits:

"The ruler has to make a number of decisions that are very very difficult and the example I often use is the Orcs. Tens of thousands of them are left of at the end of ROTK. What did Aragon do with them? Did he follow a policy of genocide? Hunting them down and killing them all in caves and caverns? Did he capture them and put them to work as slaves? Did he rehabilitate them and set up schools for orcs and teach them good manners and not to eat man flesh?
Tolkien never deals with these issues and I wanted to deal with them. I didn’t create any Orcs but most of the adversaries in my world are human beings. I deliberately paint in shades of grey rather than black or whites. I think someone wrote that the hero is the villain of the other side so I wanted to show that the Lannisters while enemies to the Starks are the heroes of their own story in their own mind. Of course the Targs and Dany think that she is the hero of the story. The whole concept of heroes and villains is flawed if we oversimplify it."

Dany would make him Bendini at the end of RotK, or she'd dracarys him right there in the Minas Tirith courtyard.

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>LotR if it were made today

>>86520431

AYO DO SUMTIN MANE

WE WUZ ELVES N SHIET

Faramir>>>Boromir

>>86513993

>has never seen English country folk

Aragorn was supposed to be leathery and tanned from being outside all the time, not like an Indian.