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>>86508157

>>86508617
is that dunst?

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>>86508792
cute

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>>86510286
She a qt

>2 tarabite HD filled up
>Time to make movie cuts

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>>86510377
Besides her, is the show worth watching?

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>>86508157

>>86508157
Why did he call her beautiful? Was he being ironic?

>>86510733
Why do people keep reposting this? It's just a cute girl working a register, it's something you'd see all the time if you actually went outside.

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>>86510796
God no, not sure it worth watching for her.

>>86510897
He IS the joker

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>>86508157

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>>86510962
If we don't, the ancients will return.

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Can't post tonight
Got Baywatch webms to make
You'll seen them tomorrow

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>>86511083
It all good, I am knocking off a few webms so I can delete a few movies off the HD

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>>86510962
because she is cute in a rather mezmorising way

>>86510962
Think Cabin in the woods sacrifices to keep the elder gods from eliminating the earth

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>>86511245
Weird to think he already dead.

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>>86510993
Gotcha

>>86511444
And that is all form Transcendence.

It that bad of a film that I only made 4 webms of it.

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>>86510286
>>86510377

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>>86509791

>Nominated for Best Picture and Best Adapted Screenplay

>>86509717
You should watch Small Soldiers

>>86511819
what's the point of showing her pissing?

>>86511943
love the nervous Aids in the background

>they know about it in advance
>can't give anything away
>is ms olsen gonna be mad at me for doing what the producers want

>>86512029
It shows how comfortable they are with each others privacy. But its disgusting none the less bitch fucking close the door

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>>86511963
Well why not?

It was a great adaptation of a so-so book into a good movie, and was better then Bridge of Spies and Brooklyn which were also nominated.

I know its /tv/ job to call it shit but /tv/ wouldn't know a good movie if it slapped them in their face. Not the greatest film ever but it in no way a bad film.

>>86512136
Should I watch The Martian?

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>>86512136
>/tv/ wouldn't know a good movie if it slapped them in their face
They do, that's why they swarm on the smallest weaknesses in order to call it shit.

>>86512267
Have you seen Apollo 13?

Did you think the scene where a bunch of NASA engineers get given a box of components and told they need to make a certain gizmo from it or the crew will die, deserved to be made into it's own feature film?

If so, yes.

>>86512267
Yes, it not a great film but it a nice movie where there is no villain (just people making tough choices) looks very good, and outside one point (windstorms on mars are not powerful enough to cause a rocket to tip) in the first 10 minutes, it is based on rather solid science.

4chan hates it since it has engineering humor in it.

>>86511778
>toilet paper dispensed the wrong way
>wipes her ass the wrong way
poetry

>>86512029
it's to make you feel unconformable, an intruder

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>>86512326
By that logic the Revenant is just "Leo looking at the snow, dumb indian shit, and muh pelts"

>>86512278
>They do, that's why they swarm on the smallest weaknesses in order to call it shit.
Naa, when the biggest thing that can be said it is "reddit" then it just /tv/ hating on a good (not great) movie.

>>86512377
>the wrong way
>implying that wiping your shit into your vagina is the right way

>>86512326
Hmm, liked that scene, good review. I'll give it a go.

>>86512420
I don't understand you point, that's an accurate description of The Revenant...

>>86512278
>/tv/ loves drive unironically
> pretending that /tv/ taste is anything but shit

>>86512136
>was better then Bridge of Spies

No.

>and Brooklyn

Mega no.

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>>86512532
kek

>To be fair, I didn't think the movie was that great, but I read the book which is better, and vastly different.

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>>86512582
Bridge of spies was one good acting job and a u2 getting shot down.

The rest was total crap.

Brooklyn was a movie that looked great, but lacked any type or sign of dramatic tension.

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I have to go, here some violence towards woman. Keep this bumped and I might make some more OC

>>86512688
>but lacked any type or sign of dramatic tension

You mean explosions and quips

>>86512823
No, I mean any sort of dramatic tension. The movie can't be called slow since there a lack of any dramatic drive to tell a story.

It just heavy on nostalgia, the girl has a job lined up before she leaves, no real tension even as she dates while married since it just a nice picture book of the 1950s that we are supposed to love, and there no consequences when she chooses which of the two men.

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banned?

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>>86511711
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>>86511943
classic toiletkino

>>86513477
Who's this?

>>86510962
its a timeless meme. Honestly, the day this stops being posted will be the day I leave /tv; never.

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>>86514556
/ourgal/

>>86514817
Well, does /ourgal/ have a name, mister?

>>86514556
>>86514556
evangeline lilly

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>>86515044
Evangeline Lilly

>>86511963
Is this shooped or are his hands really that small?

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bump

>>86509891
Can you post more?
I want to see the actual penetration

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>>86518789

>>86519266
woops wrong file

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>>86519423

>>86508157
in all honesty, that scene was magnificent, from the walking the line of guests and "we're not intimidated by thugs" to maelstrom filming of scar story, finishing it with a perfect cherry on top, named "very poor choice of words"

>>86513705
>not a black male
>the AMERICANS
Soon.

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>>86513705
giggle. She learned a lot that night.

>>86509791
It's funny because Sean Bean is talking about it.

>>86511711
Haha, is that how someone cuts Goku's tail?

>>86511711
>>86511746
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>>86511943
Why do you have so many toilet webms?

>>86512377
She didn't even fold the paper, just rolled into a ball and shoved it in.

>>86515479
Maybe it's an alt-right thing.

>>86521185
Oh, she already fucked a black guy before in the show.

>>86511895
you can find a scene where she is sitting in a toilet in powder blue

>>86514234
funny

>>86522221
Don't enable this man's sick toilet webm collection habit.

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>>86510844

>>86512557
>implying that Refn isn't the modern Jodorowsky

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>>86512557
ur a faget

>>86512114

It also shows how their marriage is dying - he never even notices her until he overexaggerates kissing her on the neck while she looks away.

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>>86510733
>>86510962
sheb your dingdong m80

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>>86511036

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>>86525024

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>>86525461
cute

>>86525461
This movie was amazing and I wish more people knew

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https://youtu.be/lqq3BtGrpU8

>>86524214
Watched the whole second series today.

Every time she was on screen my heart melted.

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>>86527381
shes pretty great

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>>86528024
how many meme pics have you done?

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anyone know the name of this movie?

>>86528370
silent assassin

>>86528191

great weebum

>>86528952
pet ur dog for me friend

>>86526977
I watched it and I was sad that it was universally panned. They actually showed all I wanted to see out of post-apocalyptic movies and shows. The stories they tell, the entertainment they have, how they grow crops, and it made it feel much more alive than any "realistic" movie.

Closest I've found since is The Road movie and book.

>>86528952
Do beefy Chloe Grace Moretz next

>>86522956
these look like re-used assets from the third jurassic park movie or whichever one that starts with a kid being eaten and her hotdog

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>>86529202
k

>>86512029
Kubrick had a well-known thing for bathrooms.

>>86528952
is that a batman collar on the doggo?

>>86519423

>not going for the eye-gouge

shameful

>>86527381

>muh unicorn

>>86528952

you need to be selling these m8

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>>86529691
wonder what the physics would be like on that. that's a good amount of kick pushing his upper body in the opposite direction of the direction his lower body is traveling.

>>86514234
>Paulie in the white
>Sil in the black
>this is the last time they spoke as friends

Poetry.

>>86508792
Am I a pedo for being sexually attracted to smoll girls? It doesn't make sense evolutionary.

>>86517938
That blonde chick is Elon Musk's ex-wife

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>>86528952
Paint Dan Gheesling if you get a chance plz.

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>>86533487
It all makes sense now. Thank you.

>>86532940
That shot tho
Beautiful

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So Nerve was a retarded movie

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>>86533754
like nigga what the fuck are you doing spending 90% of your internet time using tor or whatever? You go on le dark web to buy or download illegal shit. If you're not buying drugs you're a sex prevert. If you are buying drugs what the fuck you loitering around for geez louise this triggers me.

>>86526977
I love every second of it

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>>86533589
>>86533487
what happens when you want to hug?

it gets so difficult

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>>86534597
you make it work

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its not about who you know

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its about where you can fit

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>>86534818
wrong webm tbphwfy

>>86533754
yeah you know, the darknet
sites where people like that 4chan guy hangs out while they plan how to get nuclear launchcodes from the IRS-D base

>>86534597
Grils love to be lifted.

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>>86528952
What one is your favorite? and what's you dog's name?

>>86521545
you forget where you are

>>86527149
I wish there was more of this retarded stuff during the climax. Got boring.

>>86530922
i'd buy that one from you. you should start posting with an email in the options so people can hit you up

if that was something you wanted to do, that is. it's clear you're severely autistic so I understand that a trip to the post office might be too much for you

>>86511316
what is this from?

>>86535706
Getting circumcised by her teeth would be worth it.

>>86537672
what is this from?

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>>86537895
Twin Peaks the return

>>86508752
what kind of soft toilet lid is that?

>>86533939
Jesus Christ why is Fincher such a great director.
This is marvelous staging.

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TIL best emma is the same height as hobbit levy

>>86533487
>The future of the species is interstellar. The future of mankind is tiny qt women.
Except for all those dog species that are bred to be small and cute, but end up having tons of health issues because their bone structure is fucked up.

>>86538095
This gives me such a hardon.