What was his major malfunction?

>>86508092
did nothing wrong

>>86508092
>chip hazard
>chad hair pz
what did they mean by this?

>>86508092
Trump supporter and /pol/ user.

Chip did nothing wrong.

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>>86508092
He was a cis-scum.

What this movie did right was actually make you feel sympathy for the dindu toys without designing them like pixar avatar aliens.

>>86508092

Military-grade microchips. Did you see the movie?

>>86508092
he just wanted pictures, pictures for parker

Chip Hazard and his crack band of military heroes were performing their assigned mission with admirable courage and ingenuity.

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>>86508295

>>86508422
what's going on here?

Small Soldiers > Toy Story.

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>>86508526
Children's entertainment.

Is Small Soldiers posting the hottest new thing now?

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>>86508270
>Military microchip produces hazardous results when used in toys
>Main toy is named Chip Hazard

>>86508777
>gorgon is nignog backwards

What did they mean by this?

>>86508422
This gave me a raging boner when I was 8

>>86508422
>>86508623
>>86508526

>Joe (((DANTE)))

aka THE JEW!!!!

OMG!!!!

FKN JUICE IN MY MOVIES!!

>>86509362
JD's a honorary Anglo, like Raimi.

>>86508092
you guys remember the Small Soldiers game for the PC where you would mix and match body parts and then have them fight?

>>86508422
jeez look at those Gwendy dolls float.

>>86508161
>chip hazard
>chad hair pz
>chad hairpz
>chad herpes

>>86508267
>dindu toys
Kek.

>>86508526
Nothing, Quentin.

>>86508092
They're rebooting everything. I wonder if Small Soldiers will be one of the good ones.

bad cgi

>>86510407
>probably replace toys containing military chips, with a VR vidya game using military AI
>voicecast that isn't Dirty Dozen & Spinal Tap ft. Tommy Lee Jones and Bruce Dern
sounds like a winner

>>86508267
I did like that. That the hideous monsters were the good guys... that being sad in my toy adventures at home, based chip was always the good guy

>>86510953
This. They commandoes are all different viruses that hack your devices with different effects

> twitch
Fucks with button sensitivity

> recall
Steals your browsing history

> vandetta
Frames you for trolling and thought crimes

> allegra
Records who you are talking to and what you listen to

>>86508242
MUH NOBLE SAVAGES