xHamster wants to make Sense8 season 3

kek

so crazy it might just work

pornhub rivals netflix and hollywood is threatened by it

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>our time has come

You hear so much about pornhub that one would think they have all the money in porn to pull something like this. But here comes xhamster. Damn I need to start a porn sites. Anyone wants to do some porn?

>>86503573
Please god let this happen. Could you imagine if Netflix gets put out of business by fucking pornhub and other porn sites?

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>>86503573
>we are we

>so degenerate the only company that wants to touch your series is a porn site

That's amazing. I hope xHamster does this to more shows.

>we know that a series about polymorphous perversity is a hard sell

okay what the fuck is sense8 about? I've only seen /tv/ shit on it so I decided to skip it.

Might as well considering how many shoehorned gay sex scenes there are

>>86503714
XHamster just streams doesn't it? Which going by this, and Pornhubs charitable actions apparently pays better than making the stuff these days.

>>86504107
It's about 8 random people around the world who are mentally and emotionally linked to each other

>>86504107
Its about people who 'share senses'. 8 interconnected people who can experience basically everything that all the others are experiencing. Its a neat concept, but it goes down the drain real fast because it just starts turning into 10 minute long orgy scenes of all the characters whenever any of them get horny.

>>86504204
Are there any trannies or fags having sex?

>>86504268
Yes, both

>>86504268
Yep. One of them is a tranny "lesbian", one of them is gay.
They all have sex with each other in pretentious orgy scenes. It is ridiculously huge sjw pandering

>>86504268

I watched about 20 minutes into the first episode and one the chicks sounds like a man and she gets fucked with a strap on.

>Netflix but with porn

This is the next step in the master plan.

what they need to do is make hardcore porn with good stories. Why has no one done this yet? If there was a legitimate show like Game of thrones, twin peaks, walking dead, etc.... with characters you can get invested in, and had hardcore sex scenes, I would watch the fuck out of that.

Why has this not been done? Softcore porn has terrible stories and weak as fuck sex scenes

>>86503573
How much money exactly does something like xhamster make?

Really, it is not bad idea. First seasons of GoT are nearly a high budget political porn so porn sites making tv shows is quite of genius

>>86504485
Cream Lemon does that (at least for animu standards)

>>86504268
Whole first episode is basically LGBT and Pride fest.
One of the main characters is a lesbian tranny, first scene she is fucked by her black dyke girlfriend with died hair, who later takes out a rainbow strap-on and says "Happy Pride"
Subtle as brick through the window.
Neat concept but only three characters are interesting:
>German Thief
>Swedish DJ qt3.14
>American Cop

>>86504485
Crime, full penetration, crime...

>>86504618
Needs a Shyamalan twist

>>86504615
>Swedish DJ

ICELANDIC, GET IT RIGHT YOU PLEB

>>86504485
I'd watch a noir influenced porno

>>86504743
Sure. My bad.
Doesn't change the fact that the show is full of special snowflakes. Only good characters are ones facing real problems, not that someone was mean to them and called them a "faggot" : (

The problem is that they don't have money to fund it. It was one of the most expensive shows on Netflix.

>>86504615
The only good character was Van Damn and they fired him for not being gay enough.

>>86504800
This is what happens when you want to be too diverse.

>>86504034
It doesn't say that

>>86504800
What accounts for the expense? Why so expensive?

>trying to have a quick wank
>load up good ol' xHamster
>search for "petite blonde blacked bull"
>go through a few pages
>finally find what I am looking for
>whip it out, start stroking in rhythm with the bull
>cum fast and embarrassingly little
>"This might also interest you..."
>"sense8 Season 2, exclusive on xHamster™"

>>86504866
End of the fifth paragraph.

>>86504887
Doesn't say "we are we". Learn how to read, and don't argue when you're wrong.

>>86504869
Locations I think. since the cast are scattered around the world.

>>86504869
Because every of the 8 characters is a special snowflake living in different country/faraway state/continent, they all directed scenes with them on different parts of the world.
Including, Korea, UK, US, India, Germany etc.
Each episode costed few millions because of that. With time it got way too expensive as the story progressed.

>>86504869
Has a pretty large sense of scale.
Think 'Heroes', if you ever watched that.

>>86504869

Locations probably the primary reason

>It was reportedly an expensive show to create. Last month, producer Roberto Malerba told MSN Entertainment that an average episode costs $9 million. For context, episodes of "Game of Thrones" were once considered expensive at an average of $6 million each -- though they cost even more today.

>>86504485
>IF A SHOW HAS SEX I WOULD FUCKING WATCH IT SO HARD!!!!!!!

Why do you have to inject porn into everything, fucking loser.

>>86503573
>tfw when we could finally get a serious tv show with realistic sex scenes

>>86503573
>non normative sexuality

At least its somewhat self aware.

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Does this mean there will be full on sex scenes showing it all?

>>86504485
>Why has no one done this yet?

Porn "actors" can't act

>>86503573
Do they really have the money to make this happen? Sense8 is more expensive per episode than Game of Thrones.

I'd like to see it come back. Also I'm sure if they truly gave the Wachowskis free rein they would do some really weird experimental shit with the show.

Must be pretty great to have some much cash and revenue that you can just commision your favourite TV shows that have been cancelled.

>>86505064
this will be good

i've never seen a passable tranny in porn, sense8 had one, the one who dated Kevin Spacey from matrix

>>86505073
hire normal actors, make them do porn. solved it. Teach porn actors to act, it is actually possible to teach almost anyone to be an ok actor.

>>86505147
>, it is actually possible to teach almost anyone to be an ok actor.

you have never dealt with a slut

they're so dumb literally the only thing they can do right is sucking penis

>>86504485
I would imagine it would be difficult, not inpossible, to find actors that both can act and are willing to film hardcore porn. Like another anon said maybe if it was animated it'd be easier

>>86504107
Telepaths who can remote control eachother's bodies.

>>86505184
You don't need intelligence to act well

>>86505142
>Kevin Spacey
Keanu Reeves

>>86505142
>Kevin Spacey from matrix
Keanu Reeves.

>>86505257
Jinx, you owe me a coke

>>86505147
>hire normal actors, make them do porn. solved it

Too expensive, ruins careers

>teach porn actors to act

This could work but that takes time and costs money and the market for well-acted porn series isn't really that big to pay off

>>86505184
Depends on the country

Wait there was a season 2? S1 ended so poorly I never even bothered.

>>86505308
No, but i'll give you a ....(you)

>>86504485
Because most people aren't willing to have sex in front of other people and cameras. I think you fail to realise how degenerate most pornstars really are. Sex for most people is something intimate, not saying that "love" is something that's needed, but it's something they're most comfortable keeping behind closed doors. For pornstars it's different. It's sort of like eating soup.

https://xhamster.com/search.php?from=&new=&q=rape&qcat=video

What did they mean by this?

>>86505346
There was. I enjoyed season 1 (I just skipped through the orgy and birthing scenes) for being high-concept sci-fi. I got like 4 episodes into S2 before I heard it was getting cancelled and then I stopped because why bother. It'd be coo for it to get revived.

>>86504485
> Why has no one done this yet?

Because it's stupid you retard

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>>86504485
because actual hardcore porn you can find in two google searches is better than whatever kind of hardcore porn you would get in a tv show.
sex scenes also don't really move the plot forward.

>>86505410
>https://xhamster.com/search.php?from=&new=&q=rape&qcat=video

fantasy rape videos are not ok anon

you can't ask a video consent

>>86503573
When your show is so trashy it's worthy of a porn publisher

>>86505615
>sex scenes also don't really move the plot forward

Game of Thrones

>>86504824
>The only good character was Van Damn
This. I didn't mind German thief, but Van Damme was the only one I really liked. Korean woman was okay in a campy way, but really only because she had a lot of time with Van Damme.

>>86505615
>sex scenes also don't really move the plot forward.

neither do fake sex scenes and they include them nonetheless

might as well go full hardcore so the actors get aids in real life and keep things interesting

>>86505653
If it hangs out on xhamster, it's asking for it.

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>>86505661
it still does not move the plot forward, besides fucking there is nothing else happening in the scene. just implying that they fuck would be already enough but as filler it gets boring FAST.

>>86505690
>neither do fake sex scenes and they include them nonetheless
they should completely remove it and just imply that it happens and then cut to the next subplot.

>>86504930
>>86504932
Sounds like it could have been interesting.

>>86505777
>it still does not move the plot forward

Plot based shows are pleb as fuck. Filler is great if you make it relevant to the characters.

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>>86506077
>Plot based shows are pleb as fuck.
nope

>Filler is great
no its annoying, especially filler characters with filler storys that nobody gives a shit about.
like the fat neckbeard in GoT.

>>86504618
kek

>>86506159
They are. The best shows are wide in scope like the Wire or Sopranos which have arguably mastered the art of meaningful filler.

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>>86506512
but they also don't feature hardcore sex scenes so how are hardcore sex scenes in any way meanigful filler then?

>>86503573
I wonder how much money Netflix lost on Sense8 and if the porn guys are disposed to lose for a new season.

>>86506642
It depends entirely on how you make them. You can have harcore sex scenes and the important shit happening in the background. You can have characterization through what they like in sex. You can have intentionally unintentional comedy in hardcore sex scenes. It depends entirely on how good the writer and production team is.

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>>86506882
You can also have sex be a plot device

>>86504485
Because if you are attractive AND can act in front of a camera why would you be doing porn? Just be a regular actor with zero social stigma or STD risk or icky feelings of fucking people you don't want to in ways that disgust you. Video prostitutes lack a crucial factor for making it as regular actors, that's why they are in porn.

>>86505241
You need intelligence to act as someone intelligent or even average. Dumb people end up looking and sounding dumb on camera. If you make them say "smart" lines it gets even worse. Your best shot is keeping their lines to a minimum and making them rehearse a lot so it sounds somewhat natural.

>>86507256
You really don't.
Look at Brando.

>>86507335
You think Brando was dumb? I don't think so.

>>86504485
Because, honestly, sex doesn't really add anything.

I come from a VN background, which for the past 30 years has been dominated by titles that include hardcore sex depictions.

In all that time, I'd say there were maybe a handful of sex scenes that added anything to the stories, and they could have just as easily been replaced by descriptions and simulated sex for most of the impact. It's really not something anyone should be interested in for a decent show, and there are a lot of devs who obviously forced in sex scenes just for the sake of saleability.

Where pornography shines is in actual porn. I don't need a great story to get off. The real issue is that anyone who has sex for money is never going to be a good actor, because you need so many fucking issues and so little self-worth that nobody with half a brain would ever do porn.

>>86507445
Orson Welles does.

>>86507445
Brando wasn't stupid. He was just really fucking lazy. Only a genius could convince directors to let him read his lines from a baby's diaper.

I hope this degenerate liberal lgbt propaganda show never gets picked up by anyone

>>86507479
That's funny because for most of his career Orson Welles acted borderline retarded due to alcoholism. Maybe Brando was also just under the influence.

>>86507513
He got to do shit like that because he was a living legend. His acting talent was unmatched so people knew he would give them gold as long as they did as he said.

>>86503805
>get put out of business by sense8

have you watched that pile of shit? The constant slowmotion homosexual sex scenes are ridiculous.

>>86503573
>in short we have the eyeballs
And other balls.

Don't care about Sense8, but I'm all for porn sites funding shows.

>>86503573
Welp, time to stop using Xhamster. Didn't it used to have a "rough" category but got rid of that shit and now has female choice, and cuck categories?

It seems sorta suspect to me when a site caters to cuckold shit but wont let you watch anything rough.

Why not Rome? It seams like those tho would walk hand in hand

>>86505308
Jinx doesn't work if it's something obvious like being corrected, dumbass

>>86509056
Right, whenever you search for rape or rough shit you get that fucking "consult a medical professional" bullshit.

But they have fucking massive amounts of cuck shit. It sucks so much to watch people in society disagree with you so much they think you need psychiatric help but their fetishes are A:OK. Fucking SJWs.

>>86505324
>the market for well-acted porn series isn't really that big to pay off

how do u know? Nobody has tried it

xhamster has turned into garbage for a while now
They take down shit instantly and basically all it's become is a bootleg Pornhub where the only things that survive are 5 minute long clips
Also going full retard, like searching the keyword "rape" and it tells you to seek help. Cunt theres a whole subgenre of BDSM thats unsearchable
They're fucking pretentious

Who here /spankbang/

>>86509495
>Nobody has tried it

Caligula. Honestly, what kind of audience do you want to reach? Porn got shorter and plotless because most people don't have time to jack it for half an hour or more and don't really care about why they are fucking.

>>86503573
It would be so glorious to be able to say, in the future, "hey kids, do you know that really good streaming site that has all those great shows, hxamster? Did you know it started as a free porn streaming site?"

>>86510117
>It would be so glorious
I just imagined it and it's not that glorious.

>>86504615
The first season was somewhat passable, even with all the LGBT-propaganda shoved down the throat. Can't remember what it was with the season 2 debut, that made me say, "no more, let president Trump torch the trannies".

>>86503573
>we are a we

What did they mean by this?

>>86503805
Netflix is gonna be out of business once Disney pulls out.

>>86504485
Porn used to be like that, but it's not worth the effort for porn studios anymore so they have basically stopped doing it.

Fashionistas trilogy with Rocco Siffredi/directed by John Stagliano is god tier porn.

Stuff directed by Brad Armstrong is also good.

Pirates XXX is more fun than POTC and not because of the sex.

Evan Stone is hilarious in it. He always is.

>>86513291
Why? Not like Disney was the core of their content

>>86503573
Based xHamphester.

I'm not being funny but the amount of times I need to break from a tv show to jerk off is quite a lot. This may actually become a thing, and I'd be happy

>>86514031
as long as you masturbate at least 21 times per month it's ok

>>86513898
If Disney goes, other studios might leave too and start their own streaming sites, Netflix wants to limit licensed stuff because they can't afford to keep renewing stuff constantly.

They want to focus more and more on Netflix originals, but nobody watches those even if they are expensive as fuck.

Netflix is a sinking ship.

18 years ago, the Wachowskis were men and created on of the best Sci fi movies ever. Since then, they've created flop after flop while becoming mentally insane and believing they are women. Now, they are being approched by a porn site to produce a series that I hadn't even heard of until I entered this thread.

Has anyone else had as much potential and failed so hard?

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>>86504359
>and one the chicks sounds like a man

>>86504359
That sounds pretty fucking hot. I'm gonna watch it just for that

>>86514149
>but nobody watches those even if they are expensive as fuck

wat

>>86503573
I wish anyone else besides the tranny bros made this show. It's such an interesting concept, but they just can't keep their lgbt shit out of it.
I don't think there's a more disgusting convo than when the tranny is talking about being """""wet""""" and it shows the wet rainbow dildo>>86504615
Did get to see Martha Jone's tits though

>>86514735
Marco Polo, The Get Down, and Sense 8 - all expensive as fuck and shitcanned because nobody watched them.

>>86504485

Hol up. Did you just mention Twin Peaks in the same breath with Game of Thrones and Walking Dead?

>>86514428
>Wachowskis
>potential
kek
want to know why they only have a single original movie? because they fucking stole all the ideas and concepts
they're HACKS

>>86503573
>xhamster pushed forward the age of sexkino
>pornstars transition to respectable actors
>R-rated productions finally find a stable and supportive platform without having to compromise their artistic integrity

>>86514878
They get wet?

>>86504917
>somehow deal goes through
>due to budget reasons every new episode is filmed in an empty lot in san fernando

>>86503573
The fuck is this shit.

They should first fix their fucking site so that related videos have actually anything to do with the video you just fapped to.

>>86504485

they did... in the 70s

woody allen even ripped off the ending of a porno for his movie

>>86514149
Lol wut, Stranger Things was a blockbuster and critical hit, same with House of Cards and Master of None. They're doing fine.

>>86504485
>Gordon Ramsay's Brothel Nightmares
>IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>86504485
I think it's just a matter of time. Mainstream shows like Spartacus, Game of Thrones and even Westworld are pushing the envelope as to the amount of nudity that can be seen on tv. I mean Nymphoniac showed full on hardcore sex scenes with actors faces digitally painted on porn actors. It's really just a matter of time before Pornhub, X-hamster and other high traffic pornsites jump on the bandwagon and start making their own shows. I mean todays porn chicks look like fucking supermodels so who's to say that in few years there won't be legit actresses that just like fucking.

Does anyone actually uses xhamster? Xvideos and Pornhub are so much better.

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Is she cute /tv/?

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>>86519538
>actors faces digitally painted on porn actors
That's disgusting.

>>86519738
I'll agree but it's a start. I mean unsimulated sex scenes do exist in mainstream movies so why not just make it a bit more graphic.

>>86519732
>ywn fuck a hot transgirl like keanu

>>86519835
What kind of actress doesn't want to giver all her best to the craft.

I don't care for the series but I kinda want this to happen

>>86519962
The one that doesn't want to commit career suicide.

>>86520040
>Implying that would happen

>>86520040
>glee actress has pics released with a dick inside her
>still gets to play supergirl

>>86520138
>unofficial
why do you think the fapping was such a big deal? they needed anything possible to absolve themselves of responsibility.

>>86520138
>play supergirl
>on a shoestring budgeted CW show
lmao

>>86503573
>interconnectedness of sexualities
>non-normative sexuality
>anti-LGBTQ laws in the US
>Planned Parenthood
>sex workers
Fuckin' liberals

So if this happened, would it be the Caligula of TV Shows?

>>86520336
What are crying about now honey.

>>86519711
It's still the 75th most viewed site in the world

>>86520678

not to mention doing this little pr stunt will get their name out there even more

>fighting for the rights of sexual speech
what the fuck does that even mean?

>>86519732
10/10 would succ femme penis

>>86503714

Pornhub bought out hamster and all the other big porntubes m8, it's all owned by the same dude.

>>86503573
Why would anyone even visit that shit site? Spankbamg is objectively the best porn site.

>>86523985
no wonder they all plaster the same interracial cuckholding garbage on their frontpages

Friendly reminder (((they))) have on numerous occasions stated that the sole purpose of the lorn industry is to undermine traditional Western/Religious values and corrupt the gentiles.

Porn is degenerate as fuck and makes men weak and lazy. Want to ejaculate? Accomplish something first and win a mate like Mother Nature intended.

>>86503573
>xHamster

some of the weirdest uploaders out there. they have some good amateur stuff sometimes, but it's never worth it

Lul isn't xhamster the site that directs users to psychiatric help if they search for 'forced' 'rape' 'asleep' etc etc?

Makes sense a SJW pornographic website would want to renew S8

https://xhamster.com/users/bman8247/videos

is it kino?

>>86504485
Hardcore sex is filthy. We all do it and accept that our current partners have done things better left unsaid or unseen and that latter point is the meat (no pun intended) of my statement. We all pick our noses and girls and guys have licked genitalia and buttholes clean but most people don't care to have their business out in the open like that. There's 13 million people in this country and only several thousand of them are doing porn right now. Those people don't give a fuck and are partially retarded that's why they are a minority.

>>86505670
this

pornhub > xnxx > redtube > tube8 > youporn > spankwire > xhamster > xvideos

>>86524590
pornhub is shit and xnxx IS xvideos

>>86524879
Ummm, no sweetie.

>>86524590
Spankbang is the most patrician. Only fucking fools use Pornhub.

>>86519962
Sasha Grey is making movies, Tracy Lords did just fine after her porn career and so did Jenna Jameson. Hell even Mia Khalifa made a successful transition from porn to mainstream. I wouldn't say it's impossible to make it a mainstream movie after doing porn, you just have to be smart about it. Which, I will agree, is a bit complicated and rarer when talking about porn stars.

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>>86525327
Sasha Grey is so talented

>>86524590
I prefer mrvine

>>86525345
Meme all you want but Sasha did make a mainstream Holywood movie with legit actors. I'm not saying any pornstar will be making oscars runs anytime soon but to say there is no chance we get a Game of Thrones, tv budget semi-porn start for a xhamster or pornhub original movie/tv show is stupid.

>>86524590
pornhub is the reddit of tube sites

>>86525456
do NOT search this

>>86525479
I think Skin Diamond would make a great actress. She should have played in Blade Runner as a replicant.

>>86524590
tubegalore > > > > > pornhub > xnxx > redtube > tube8 > youporn > spankwire > xhamster > xvideos

>>86525730
W-why? W-what is it?

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>>86504268
>>86504359

>>86525958
>>86525730
>>86525456
Got a friend to google this. Yeah, don't do it.

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>tfw I just subscribed to pornhub premium for a free week
what am I in for lads?

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>>86509620
I thought you were fucking joking but I checked and holy shit

>>86526229
>implying you couldn't show that on YouTube Red even

>>86526630
>probably it's time

>>86524590
incestflix >>>>>> everything else

>>86525811

You got that shit ass backwards son

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Such freeing times.

>>86526229
That would actually be hot if the white one wasn't a trans """"""woman""""""

>>86524590
shockingly xvideos has tons of more material than pornhub, and also has very interesting some times unregulated international content

>>86505661
>

>>86503573

>we have no such limitations

This is what a pitch written by Satan would look like.

Does anyone have this on HR?>>86505064

sexual scenes in proper media like TV shows actually airing or movies are always 100x more arousing than most "professional" porn (a case could be made for amateur porn having it's own strengths, plus the most attractive girls are usually actual proper actors or hiding in obscure amateur porn) because it's actually properly directed, with sound design/ lighting /camera work/ competent actors. it's literally only inevitable that this would happen eventually. The free market at work.

>>86503573
It would be so fitting that they put that degenerate shit on that degenerate website

>>86524331
They're losing money because of it. That's called the free market, son.

>>86530079
>unregulated
I know how to find that borderline illegal shit too on xvideos (tons of it) but i don't wanna get b& for PROTIPs on finding the illegal shit in here.

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>>86504204

>>86507553
Kys nsdap

That's suitable considering sense8 is literally just lgbt porn with muh gay problems and some shitty low-budget scifi/fantasy fic on top.

>>86524244
I did Nazi your tired phraseology coming

>>86531426
Get a thesaurus or put a tight belt around your neck

>>86524299
>it's never worth it

Worth what? The fuck are you rambling about?

What's the GOAT amateur site nowadays /tv/
Anything controlled by pornhub is trash. Personally I like pornmd.

>>86503573
The positive thing is that Sense8 had so little audience not even Netflix wants anything to do with it.

>>86504618
FUCKING KEKD ALOUD IN BED

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>>86505142
I want to watch the Kevin Spacey as Neo version of The Matrix now.