When is his glowing review of The Emoji Movie coming out?

>>86499246
even white can't stoop that low.

>>86499246
Well he shat on Suicide Squad so there are movies so bad that even he doesn't like them.

>>86499861
He liked BVS though.

>>86499861
>Well he shat on Suicide Squad
Read that review again

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>>86499861
>>86500619
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/438703/suicide-squad-moral-conflict-millennials

This review is hilarious he just barely mentions the movie to go on some rant about Marvel being left wing and DC right.

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>>86500741
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/448901/baby-driver-almost-great-beguiled-hipsterdom-last-knight-pyrotechnics

>Once again, the Transformer series verges on absurdity but that’s less important than the unique big-screen spectacle of Bay’s pop-art and futurist filmmaking. In the 2013 Pain & Gain, Bay had seemed to be moving toward artistry of his own — his love of mechanics, digital effects, and an ad-man’s view of the world (including leggy, full-lipped, model-type heroines).

>But The Last Knight seems plot-driven, not purely and ingeniously cinematic like the previous installments. He even employs a new little robot, in the mode of The Phantom Menace’s BB-8, which rolls around the explosive, pyrotechnic chaos while humans and bigger bots enact endless repetitions of Road Runner-style slapstick violence, acrobatics, and painlessness in strangely empty cities. By trying to outdo James Cameron, Peter Jackson, and Christopher Nolan, Bay must have forgotten that he used to be the superior artist.

>>86500947
>The Phantom Menace’s BB-8
Jesus Christ he can't even get basic movie facts right

>>86501566
if he had said A New Hope it'd have been a scathing zinger

>>86501566
He's being ironic. TPM is generally (or was) considered the worst of the franchise. By calling TFA that, he's saying that it is the new Phantom Menace, ie worst of the series.

>>86500741
The shitty critics separate art from the artist, a true patrician goes straight for the jugular.

>>86500304
Because he's ultimate contrarian. Likes everything bad and hates everything good. But there are such piece of shit movies that transcend even his taste.

>>86500947
I don't take issue with Armond's love of Bay but to say he is or ever was superior to Cameron is a joke

>>86505072
Cameron made his good movies in the 80s, he doesn't have the edge over anyone anymore, it's not something you can buy with inflated budgets.

>>86505200
True Lies and Titanic are both 9.5/10 movies IMO. Terminator will always be his number one 10/10 though IMO

>>86505282
If I was Cameron I'd be embarrassed for having made True Lies.

>>86505309
If you were Cameron then Cameron would be a retard

>>86505322
Would anyone notice a difference?

>>86505374
i would

>>86499246
I thought /tv/ hated him ever since he shat on Dunkirk?

>>86505986
Have you ever been on here before? /tv/ constantly shits over Nolan.

>>86500947
>>86500619
>>86499861
You think he is being paid off like most of rotten tomatos?

>>86505072
Pain and gain is superior to avatar. FACT.

James Cameron used to be good, but now he turn himself into a hack.
He Spielberg'd himself.