Captain Friendzone

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>>86498042
Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah.

>>86498121
He got cucked by his wife and now constantly gets shit on by Kelly C; her new lover has Jorah's family sword, blessing of his father and pusy of his love. Life as Jorah is suffering indeed

>>86498121
Great copypasta'd, my friend.

>>86498042
>Jon received his sword
>Jon is also getting Dany’s love
Can he take anything more from him?

>>86498270
His anal virginity?

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>>86498042

Justice for Jorah Fedorah!

>>86498220
>her new lover
Didn't anybody else watch ep6?
JON IS EITHER DEAD OR A WIGHT

>>86498270
his father's approval

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>>86498387

>>86498121
Except he's an imaginary character, and you're an autist.

He's a friendzoned cuckold and you're a virgin. Get over it.

>>86498386
You watched the copy missing the last 15 minutes son ;^)

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>>86498121
>countless men and women got to fuck the woman she loves
>countless men creampied that pussy knowing she is barren
>John has your family's ancient sword
>John has your father's blessing and was with him in his last moments
>John was more like a son to his father than he was
>John became a Commander in his father's place

AND what does Jorah do?
>becomes wanted traitor in Westeros, loses everything
>Gets cuckolded and rejected by Daenerys, get exiled by Dany
>Gets stonecancer
>Comes back to die for she, she tells him to go away again, lmao
>Goes to a slimy maester prison cell, has his FLESH CUT OPEN WITH A KNIFE for hours
>Goes back to Dany
>Fights the army of the dead
>Sees her holding hands with John
JUST

Daenery's eventual death will set him free

>>86498042
Don't forget, soon no hair.

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Did he get greyscale on his junk too?

>>86499779
For someone who's as old as he is, it's acceptable

>>86499838
>Ribbed for her pleasure

>>86498042
Yeah but he's handsome and skillful. Theon Greyjoy is the cuck.

>>86498042
Jon will give him his sword back. Jon is getting a dragon and with the mentioning of the Golden Company I think we'll see Jon end up with Blackfyre. I wouldn't be surprised is Varys already has it

Just cuck my shit up

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>>86498121

t. Friendzoned weeb who takes someone calling a fictional character a cuck personally

Azor Jorah

>>86498121
>You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists.
I will agree with you, cucklet, on this point. Not that it makes much difference if he's the second most cucked character to the first.

>>86498121
t. Jorah
You can come out of the cuck cave now.

>tall
>white
>blue eyes
>light hair but not too light
>good looks

if you can't get a woman with that, you deserve to be cucked

>>86503492
>Implying whytebois can compete with BDC

BIG DOTHRAKI DICKS

>>86503996
>>86503999

>>86503492
>entitled autistic white boys think being white still means something

white dicklets can't compete

Why do people say jorah is a cuck, it's not like he's romantically involved with daenerys

>>86504998
He loves and follows her like a puppy. She knows it and still torture him since the day they met. He's p much advanced stage of beta orbiters of today; for lack of better word most call him cuck