actual horror fan here. post new crap/B-movies worth watching

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another one I liked. Just dumb, low budget fun. The lead actress is ugly hot too

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Killer app targets teens. Very much like a good old early 2000s horror kino

>>86482939
>actual horror fan
>asks for no classics

OP you're a lying sack of shit and you know nothing about horror or even crappy horror.

>>86483754
I don't need to hear about the exorcist

>>86483873
As if that's the only thing that will be mentioned.

>>86483981
Did I mention I'm a flaming faggot

>>86482939

What is a fake horror fan?

>/tv/ can't into nonhipster horror

>>86484141
they complain about jump scares and rec the vvitch

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GOAT

>>86483754
sometimes I see those landfills of no-name horror movies on hulu or amazon and to a much lesser extent netflix and think about just diving in and seeing how many I can get through... but I don't think I have the fortitude

I'm mostly into eurotrash anyhow and there's still plenty of classics there I haven't seen yet

>>86483754
>>86484141
god damn guys he just means he's already seen the classics

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>don't think it
>don't say it
The Bye Bye Man

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cool practical effects monster, great acting, emotionally effective

>bleak as hell and made me feel like shit afterwards

I just watched Death Spa. If you want a craptacular, completely retarded but entertaining and full of tits horror movie, that's your guy.

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>>86482939

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>>86485726
Now this is a classic.

These are what I recommend.

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this reminded me a lot of Basket Case and Brain Damage

>>86482939
Alien Avengers.

>>86484373
there's a good torrent of Cold Blooded Beast out. Klaus Kinski and sexy 70s chicks. Can't go wrong

>>86484269
Not really, why would you prefer it to the first?

>>86484738
Fuck off, this movie sucked so much

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>>86486799
Because of this guy

>>86485918
>No American Werewolf in London

What kind of Horror-Comedy list is this?

>>86482939
Scream and Scream Again.
A Hammer Films classic.
Thank me later

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Excision was pretty fun.

The Breed (2006)
A bunch of teenagers get killed by really angry dogs.

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probably better than Romero's Road of the Dead was going to be

Any way to stream the pre-Sharknado scifi original movies?
Back when they actually tried.

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>>86482939
Pic related has some interesting deaths.

>>86484269
Top 10 best comedy material.

>>86487448
>tfw related too well to main character

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>>86482939
I'm not going to say this movie started out good, or had a good middle, but I've never seen a sfx team drop the ball so bad at the end since that J-horror film "The Occult."

I think they must have gotten the guy who animated "Grum" in those Tim and Eric sketches. At one point I could almost here the haunting sound of Rich Evans laughing hysterically.

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>>86487543
I liked that she had acne+greasy hair+dark circles under her eyes.

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massive tits shown frequently in this. bizarre amanda knox-like plot

Alien Outpost. Not really a horror film, more-so a scifi film with really cool action scenes and characters you actually care about.

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>>86482939
Without name, was wonderful.

Best horror trilogy

>>86487522
welp guess I know what I'll be watching tonight

>>86487522
Loved this movie. I'd say it's more like Mad Max meets Evil Dead meets Dawn of the Dead.

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>>86487887
Ooops

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>>86487979
>FEAST 3 ending

>>86488036
>perfect

>>86485987
is that winona ryder's head in the bin?

>>86486799
its much more fun, besides any decent horror fan has seen texas chainsaw massacre like a billon times

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>>86488916
dollar store discounted winona ryder

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I didn't even realize I liked metal until I watched this.

>>86487653
Agreed, as it had potential too. The FX killed it tho.

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>>86482939
>actual horror fan
>uses the word 'spoopy'

Thought I found the only good non-GOT thread on /tv/. Had at least half a dozen recs and have probably seen every movie listed, but you had to ruin it by using a 'word' only dingbat broads and teenybopper homosexuals use.

Why did you do it, anon? I actually like unintelligent women (without them I'd never get laid) and I have nothing against gay high school dudes, but goddamn. Do you have any fucking idea how irritating that is?

'Spoopy'. Get fucked, millennial trash.

>Frankenfish
>Stay Alive
>Hatchet
>Hatchet: Part II
>Hatchet: Part III

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Nobody knows about this work of art and that saddens me.

>The Devil's Chair

>>86490631
Andrew Howard is an excellent "that guy"

>>86490457
SHUMWUN KWANKIE!

>>86490835
Why do they let pepperbellies post on this site? Do you come with subtitles, Paco?