Porg Potatoes

Is that irish art?

>>86481802
Yes, actually.

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>Porg Potatoes
>Ingredients:
>12 small creamer potatoes
>1 tablespoon olive oil
>½ teaspoon garlic powder
>½ teaspoon salt

>You’ll need:
>Nori – dried seaweed sheets
>Black sesame seeds
>Sour cream

>Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.
>Prep a small baking pan by lining it with parchment.
>Use small paring knife to cut off the tip of the potatoes so they stand tall.
>Slice a V-shape to remove the skin from the front.
>In a small bowl toss the potatoes with the olive oil. >Stand the potatoes up in the prepped baking pan.
>Sprinkle with garlic powder and salt.
>Bake for 30-35 minutes until cooked through.
>Let cool slightly.
>Cut out small pieces of the nori sheets to create the eye and mouth details, place onto the potatoes. >Use black sesame seeds for the nostrils.
>Use a toothpick to add small dots of sour cream for eye pupils.
>Serve immediately and enjoy the galaxy’s cutest potatoes.

There you go you autistic fucks, now you can make your own fucking Porn Potatoes.

>>86482294

Why would I do that when I can actually make it taste good?

>>86482508
So you can get laid that's why.

Truly one of the most egregious decisions ever. Those soulless Disney vampires realised they can make a fortune putting those little things into happy meals and on cereal boxes and here we are. Daily reminder Star Wars is a children's series and a cash grab

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Can't wait till they teach us how to make Beer Can Sloth

>>86481767
failed meme

>>86484111
does this actually work?

At least fucking George told us he was being a consumer whore.

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>>86484111
>>86484222

>>86484227

It does, but you're probably going to want to get one of those stands that they sell for it so that the chicken doesn't fall over.

You just shove that fucker up a raw chicken about a quarter can full and you're off to the races.