Danyfags BTFO

>the walkers are marching towards the eastwatch
>lol no, they're actually 20 miles in the deep and in groups
>where were giants
>oh, exactly one zombie didn't self-destruct, how super convenient
>characters troy mccluring with each other
>hound getting thoros killed and blowing the lake lead
>...
i can't even do it anymore, lads, you continue, this was the most retarded episode in tv history. i am tired.

That quick zoomout 25 seconds into the webm broke immersion for me.

>>86475176
Why did this need to be a thread? What does it contribute that the other six dozen Game of Thrones threads on the board do not cover already?

Feminism on suicide watch

>>86475266
>>oh, exactly one zombie didn't self-destruct, how super convenient

this was so ridiculous, it's so fucking contrived. EVERYONE watching noticed how silly that was

couldn't they have shown them defeating all but one zombie and then use a different scene to show that killing wight officers was the key to defeating the undead army?

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I've seen enough Warcraft to know what's going to happen to that dragon.

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>>86475438
what the fuck is up with CGI scenes and quick zoomouts?

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>>86475176
>>86475266
The script was getting bad since S5 but right now it is very bad fanfiction. It is kinda hard to made all the storylines work in 55 minute episodes but still, this is beyond ridiculous.

>>86475176
That looked really cool though. My question is why didn't he kill all three? He made it look really fucking easy.

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>>86475176
>taps shitty monsters
>they get burn
She should know better

>>86475534
>>86475534
There are plenty of fucking things to complain about in this episode but this is literally not one of them.

The scout group was composed of a white walker + the wights resurrected by him + another wight resurrected by another white walker. This way if the white walker dies (as he did), all his wights will die but there will be one left to scream and warn the army behind of danger. This is a solid way of doing things and there's no reason to believe it wasn't intentional on part of the Night King.

>>86475541
wow youre a real fucking genius.

>>86475176
Why is it bleeding? Aren't the dragons supposed to be made of lava or some shit, and when you cut them it's all fire inside.

>>86475534
Night King is playing the long game.

>>86475862
Ban this op shit now, please.

>>86475176
why the fuck is that spear flying all floppy and not straight

>>86475176
>literally easy as fuck for them to kill a dragon
>can turn it into a dragon zombie anyway which is probably way more powerful

uhhh aren't they a little overpowered?

thank fucking god

>>86476059
>Banning Bolt before Death's Shadow

>>86476075
t. Child

>>86475986
makes sense...brave d&d for real this time

>>86476075
he gave it a sweet spin

I hope the banhammer comes down on all these spoilers

>>86476183
bravo

>>86476075
That's how real spears fly, the shaft wobbles back in forth.

I'm not really sure that it makes sense with a rigid chunk of ice though.

>>86476190
>he cares about the plot and isn't simply just finishing what he started

>>86475176
everything about this episode was terrible

It looked good but jesus christ it was awful

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i never watched this meme show
is her only superpower the dragons or some shit?

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>bad guy is also the coolest character
>you just know he'll get btfod in the end

>>86475805
Because he only he has one spear, silly.

That shit was epic and traumatic as fuck

>>86476301
she's also fireproof and rapeproof

>>86476301
she can't be harmed by heat and apparently everyone wants a piece of dat cooch

>>86475176
I can't believe you retards watch this.

>>86475176
anyone else liked the sound the projectile made

>>86476028
Not sure if bait or legitimately brain damaged

Jon is going to put some more dragons in her, don't you worry.

So we can post spoilers now?
would hbo ok with it :^)

>>86476762
Well give us a quick 101 on dragon anatomy since it's so settled science.

>>86475576
it's jew jew Abrams signature move.

Someone should make one of those aftermath wiki pages
>1 gigantic dragon that hasnt existed for a century
>1 skeleton warrior out of a billion

>>86477004
Well I can tell you they aren't made of fucking lava.

>>86477004
They have some sort of combustion pouch, the rest of them is still flesh and blood.

>>86475266
The show stopped caring several seasons ago. The show is for dudebros who only cares becauses dragons, tits and small groups of larpers pretending to be at war with eachother.

Its sad really. First three seasons had it riding as my favorite show ever.

>>86476333

Nice digits and everything, but he threw two spears you retard

>>86475534
I didn't notice how silly it was.
When the dude who's turned them dies, they die...
Obviously the white walker that was killed didn't turn that particular white walker and he was just a part of the group.
Next time you make a retarded statement make sure you know your shit to prevent yourself from looking like a non-knowing useless cunt.

>>86475438

same

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>>86479062
they iced that nigga?

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>>86477004
Dragons are just crocodiles with wings and they have an extra pouch near the lung where they have their fire stored. Traditionally in fantasy, dragons are killed by stabbing or shooting arrows into their flame pouch on the softer side of their body.

>>86476075
>that spear flying all floppy and not straight
1. gravity, projectiles fly in an arc, not a straight line
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms4uTb5zkVI

>>86475176
FUCKING FUCK YOU OP YOU SACK OF FUCKING SHIT USE THE FUCKING SPOILER TAGS DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD IM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW

CLEAR VIOLATION OF THE RULES GET BAND YOU STUPID RETARDED ASSHOLE I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT

Is the dragon going to be okay?

So a dragon died, why are people freaking out on facebook and twitter , is it super important in the story ?

>>86477143
>implying that jj could come up with anything original
lamo

>>86475455
I've made 3 and haven't replied in any of them lol

>>86479468
noooooooooo thoros dieeeeeeees benjen dieeeessss nooooooooooo

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So, what was the stupidest thing about this ep?
For me:

>everybody is on the dragon
>except mr jon "autism" snow who is still fighting zombies

or our beloved Benjen Ex Machina.

>>86479566
There's only like 3 of them

>>86479566
I guess you could get some pottery about how now there are only two dragons and two Targaryens.

>>86479566
>mourning over the death of a dragon that's had ~20 seconds of screen time in the past 7 seasons
>not getting hyped over night king bringing wall down with zombie dragon

>>86475176
EVIL WHITE WALKER MALE SHOOTS DOWN INNOCENT BLACK DRAGON!
"He wuz a good dragon, gunna get his life back on track!"
#justiceforDrogon

>>86479930
>or our beloved Benjen Ex Machina.
Expect him to be on the wight side only to recover at the last minute (by the power of love) and help the good cause. This ain't over yet.

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>>86479930
>saaandoohhr clegaaane

>>86479323
>Traditionally in fantasy

Ah, no.

No women is rape proof because all women have been raped

>>86475541
even the fuckin ice settings was the same
>valley between 2 mountains
>dragon is chained underwater

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Can an ice dragon's flame melt racial injustice, check mate.

>>86480133
It's the green dragon that got iced

>implying she could ever be BTFO when she's getting regularly serviced by Jon Snow's 8 inch manlet cock

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How did an icicle kill a dragon when a giant iron bolt 3 times bigger didnt do shit?

>>86476184
haha

>>86475266
>where were giants

yeah they should have at least used the giants to pull the fucking chains

>>86484486
magic

>>86475576
It's meant to mimic the shakiness of someone recording something unpredictable in real life.
It's a "trick" that depends on our assosciation of the effect with amateur video, as opposed to a controlled Hollywood camera

>>86484486
Magic + shit load of blood loss. Not to mention it probably fucked up its insides when the fire exited elsewhere besides its mouth.

Is this Black Hawk Down?

>>86475176
That scene was straight up some Lance of Longinus type shit. Pretty satisfying though

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>>86475176
Was this leaked or something?

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>>86476333
>Trips wasted on a factually incorrect post

Really though, if it's that easy for the NK to kill a dragon and dragons are the only way to stop him, he just need to bring twenty good spears south of the wall and the war's over.

Bravo on the power balance D&D

>>86484814
use ur brain for once

>>86482080
It was Viscerion and it's the white dragon you idiots.

>>86479105

>even faceapped the woman in the back

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>>86475176
please, after that episode it's pretty much confirmed she'll win the series, we should have a Celebration thread instead

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>>86485473
btw what happened after the won the battle? did she just leave? what are the horse guys doing?

and what are the unsullied doing? holding out in c rock against the ironborn or is no dick kill? wtf

man she sucks at war

>>86475176
Is the Night King, dare I say it, our fucking guy?

>spear literally just floats up
>no arc or anything
lol

>>86486805
you realize its a magic spear being thrown by a magical king towards a magical beast? the arc is what bothers you?

>>86486883
>the absence of physics in a show that used to be consistent is ok because "LOL THERE'S DRAGONS BRO XDDD"
so do you have any actual argument or do you just prefer to be retarded? I guess because the show has fantasy elements it also excuses the ridiculous amount of plot holes, no?

>>86475266
>Complaining about fanfiction shlock

How can this be the episode? After two seasons of pure unfiltered garbage how are you still surprised? Even before it got off book it was becoming shit.

>>86486883
>a massive dothraki horde and a dragon sneak up on an army in a fairly populated area
>THERE'S DRAGONS BUT YOU FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE?! LOL XD
Neck yourself, dumb cunt.

>>86475176
>5 touchdowns in one game!

>>86486883
I bet you're one of those dummies who defended Arya getting stabbed like 80 times in the stomach and surviving just fine. Not only that but kicking the Waif's ass like a day later.

But hey, I guess unbelievably retarded logic and scenarios are free of criticism because the show is part of the fantasy genre.

>>86484486
Shot in the shoulder vs SHOT IN THE FUCKING LUNGS WITH A MAGIC ICE SPEAR

>>86487964
it probably wouldn't have been as effective if the dragon wasn't already breathing fire as well. might've even survived all of that if it wasn't in a frozen wasteland

>>86475266
>troy mccluring
?

>>86480708
D&D are complete jewish hacks. You're getting that just now?

Ever since they surpassed the source material it's been so hack. But I'm on this ride till the end.

>>86488284
yeah same. as much as this show irritates me with how fucking retarded it is, it can still be a bit entertaining and ive already spent too much on it so i might as well finish it.

>>86475176
When he turns into a flying dead dragon he'll be unable to spit fire, right?

>>86486977
>>86487064
>>86487278
>/tv/ doesn't complain about GoT throwing away consistency seasons ago
>/tv/ suddenly complains about it as soon as it involves Dany's dragons

Hmmmm....

>>86488428
he'll spit ice instead

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>>86488453
>>86488428
>ripping off mega bloks of all things

>>86488431
I guess you're actually retarded or something, literally all this fucking board does in regards to GoT is point out inconsistencies and meme them, ever since season 5.

Must suck being an ADHD brainlet.

>>86488431
>newfag trying to argue about what /tv/ does or doesn't do when he has no idea what he's talking about
lmao, this is a shitpost right? have you ever been to a /got/ thread my dude?

>dragon is just blowing blood all over the fucking place as it crashes
God damn, this is great.

>>86488428
His breath flash freezes anything it hits

>>86488431
>I have never been on /tv/

>>86486883
If you're gonna do a "Magic Old Weapon Is Stupid Powerful" moment, it should look like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfTGkrSSpZA

You need to give the audience a visceral understanding that this projectile has POWER behind it.

>>86488575
well its not like the show can get worse

>>86488431
except they have??? so much so that channels like preston jacobs and that one autist who makes 2 hour vids get shilled all the time.
but naw, they're only doing it now because a woman's involve amirite? XD

>>86488863
>You need to give the audience a visceral understanding that this projectile has POWER behind it.
It one-shotted a flying siege engine of mythology that to-date has been fucking untouchable. If you need help figuring out that this is a big deal, you're too stupid even for post-season 3 GoT.

>>86488431
>showfags

>>86488863
This isn't your fucking weeb shit

>>86488945
What's wrong with season 4 other than Brienne beating the Hound? It had a few dull and shit moments but overall it was good. Season 5 is when the real constant shitshow began.

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>>86477432
lel

>>86488945
No, you... that's not what I meant.

I meant FOR IT TO LOOK GOOD, it needs to communicate that to the audience before it strikes the dragon. Instead, we get a slow moving thing that looks like it was on wires that only accomplishes that at the point of impact. Visually, it was a failure.

>>86489045
>What's wrong with season 4
Nothing. Stop focusing on unimportant wrong parts of posts.

>>86489110
>No, you... that's not what I meant.
That's your problem, use your words weeb slime.

>>86488575

I actually fucking loved that series of Megablocks It was the sole thing from them i liked over legos.

>>86489112
then don't imply that anything post-season 3 is bad you fucking retard

>>86479566
Because every animal in a show is a dog to normies.

>>86489240
>don't imply that anything post-season 3 is bad
>>86489045
>Season 5 is when the real constant shitshow began.

>>86489138
I'm sorry your capacity to derive context from the English language is limited to that of a preschooler, I'll do my best to make myself clear about the visuals of that scene being shoddier than a low budget Power Ranger's knockoff. In the interim, perhaps your time would be better spent practicing reading comprehension, instead of deriding weeaboos on a board made for and run by weeaboos?

>>86480034
thats why it was fucked up. that unused dragon finally got to do something...and it was just to die

>>86489306
>derive context
If I have to pull your actual meaning(as opposed to what you said) out of what you said then what's the point of your inclusion in the conversation? Use your words, dum-dum.

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how can virgins even compete?

Dude what the fuck did I just watch. It legitimately was one of the most retarded episodes of tv ever.

>>86489263
i'm not even that poster, your logic is just flawed.
>DUHHHH U CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND ANYTHING PAST SEASON 3 AND DATS ALL DUMB!!!
>"what's wrong with season 4 and not 5, 6"
>DUHHH WHY YOU EVEN ASK DAT? IDIOT!!!

if you don't want to bring attention to something stupid you say then don't say it at all lmao

Let's just enjoy the ride.

quick run down on the night king being bran?

>>86475266
this
normie scum will swallow anything they're presented

>>86489366
What I said is that "Epic magic bullshit weapon" moments should look like (example of epic magic bullshit weapon with visuals that convey how bullshit it is). Something that scene lacked (which, I'll admit, I left to implication because it felt self-evident).

>>86489112
Then don't imply it is. You're going off on the weebtard for not using words correctly but you seemingly can't do the same. If something isn't worth mentioning or responding to then don't mention it you daft bastard.

>>86475176
who would win in a fight, the night king with an ice spear or an Arleigh Burke Destroyer?

>>86475438
Exactly

WHY THE FUCK didnt that ice king threw a spear on the dragon on which that bitch dany was sitting?
Literally the nearest one + you get everyone sitting on it

naaaah lemma throw on on flying far to qualify for olympics

Would illidan be able to stop this one from getting to the frozen throne?

>>86489838
because they had to kill one but not the cool one that's more important

this episode had like 100 convenient writing mishaps

>>86489838
>getting emotional over a show you claim to hate

i thought white walkers only died to dragonglass

joe snow just fucked up that one with the small group in one slice across the body

>>86488428

Obviously, he's got a giant gaping hole in his neck.

>>86490117
did you miss the hardhome episode? they're also weak to valyrian steel, which is what his sword is made of.

>>86490191
the show is so forgettable lately, thats very convenient

>>86480708
Lawsuit when?

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DUDE BENDINI LMAO
NO TRYANT THO

>>86475176
If he is that good with his aim why didn't he just pierce jon snow with an ice sickle?

>>86475176
Why didn't they burn the dead dragon's body? Fucking retards.

>>86488104
>Hi, I'm Thoros of Myr. You may remember me from such epic battles as the Siege of Pyke and resurrecting Beric six times

>>86490113
>you claim to hate
Fuck off, illiterate retard.

>>86475541
Just makes me wish GoT had been a Warcraft show all along.

>>86479930
This was so stupid and didn't even make sense other than they needed a reason for Dany to lust after Jon's cock. Nothing would have changed if he'd just got on the dragon and rode off with them. They should have just pulled a mega twist and had him die underwater and the Night King resurrects both Jon and the dragon to his side. Would have at least made the show interesting.

>>86490376
one day away from retirement, what a shame

>>86475266
>characters troy mccluring with each other

Most accurate depiction of this shitty writing resource yet and summarizes what's wrong with them doing that shit. Kuddos

>>86485473
>Tyrian talking about successors
>Dany talking (again) how she can't have kids
>Jon submitting to her rule

Obviously she wins...and must sacrifice herself in doing so.

>>86489373
kek

>>86490351
how can the burn something that's underwater?

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>>86475176
Honestly this would really suck. I'm imagining some undead dude throwing a spear into one my cats and its making me rage a little.

>>86475176
wheres that webm of the virgin scorpion vs the chad javelin?

>>86479062
As far as close ups go the dragons look fucking great. Even smaug didn't look this good

>>86489373
This might be the best meme in a long time

>>86488863

It's already been established that their spears shatter weapons that aren't made of valyrian steel.

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>>86489373
This is ace. Night's King is basically Chad Thundercock.
>because it's true

>>86489373
The only thing missing is for his armor to say OUCH!

>>86479930
>>everybody is on the dragon
>>except mr jon "autism" snow who is still fighting zombies
I agree worst part. He actually ran away to fight more.

>>86490855
>'s
No.

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>the white one dies

ENOUGH

>>86490408
Oh the impotent rage of a closeted game of thrones fan
It's ok to be a pleb; it's 2017 :3

>>86486977
dude this isn't real life, the guy has super strength and accuracy powers. there are no "physics" when it's the undead. you're so broken by something just used to drive the plot.

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>>86476075
stupid fetus

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>mfw fucking Benjen shows up and gets offed ten seconds later

>>86475176
>dragon gets perforated
>flames shoot out
do they just have an endless fount of magical fire in their abdomen or what?

i figured there was some "dude science lol" reason like molecules in the exhalation that ignite when they contact the air

>>86479062
I'm gonna be honest, those details look really nice.

>>86491014
>that dragon
>white

????

>>86475266

The night king wanted him to get caught

>>86475266
>>oh, exactly one zombie didn't self-destruct
That exactly one zombie belonged to another master, that is pretty convenient.
If majority of ppl here were not so autistic you could figure it out by your own.

>>86489489

His name when he was a man was Brandon Stark if that's what you are asking, and his brother was the king in the north.

>>86479930

I would have been ok with the Benjen Scene if he said part of the nights watch vow like Qhorin

Instead we get

>No time

Bravo

>>86475266
why didn't they at least let 3 of them live

>>86491306
>Brandon's fast is totally unknown
>Coldhands was cut

He'll probably show up to do something heroic in the last or second-to-last episode. Or he's been totally forgotten.

The NK doesn't look anything like the guy.

>>86491165
Easiest payday of his life.

Who thinks the Night King wants Dany as the Night Queen? Melisandre said her job was done, brought ice and fire together with Dany and Jon meeting at Dragonstone, but what if she interpreted a vision wrong, and Jon is not the ice, but the Night King is?

>>86475576
It works in some things, so directors think it'll work where it doesn't belong. Whedon used them to great effect in Firefly, but it looks fucking stupid in an Avengers movie.

>>86488873
Who's the autist? I'd watch him

So Sansa and Arya are playing CIA, right? They're trying to lure him out to expose him. Sansa's "lone wolf dies, the pack survives" speech will be when she reveals she and Arya were a team the whole time.

CIA's final thoughts will be, fittingly, "This can't be happening, I'm in charge here"

this show made me lel but now it's making me fef

im thinking this is the worst fall any form of entertainment has ever suffered and im begging my friends to watch this episode so i can blast it, but they still hold this show as sacred and will wait to sunday and dont want me to spoil it
one of them is avoiding the internet entirely

these are grown men who i respect. actual solid guys. and i dont think im a bad judge of character

>>86491578
There's not a lot of adult fantasy out there. This is the only one in recent memory anyone has taken seriously. It also happens to be the most-watched show fucking ever.

This has set a precedent, it's why we're getting a fucking Witcher movie of all things.

>>86491503
all we know is they kill littlefinger

>girl I know actually cried when the dragon died
How any fan of the show feels any connection to the dragon is beyond me. They scorched a child a few seasons ago.

>>86491596
Can someone make a supercut w/ clips of people watching shit crash. Like the Joker watching the batwing go down, or someone watching the plane hit the tower from that Nic Cage movie?

>>86491732
It upsets me because dragons are exceptionally rare species, literally just recovered from total extinction. And they're being used to fight battles without understanding what they are or how to get more of them.

>>86491732
what's funny is they didn't even play it for emotion. he literally just faceplants and then dies, big whoop. dany didn't even react or anything until much later.

>>86479930
>Be entirely surrounded by thousands of Wights
>Jon yells "FALL BACK!!!"

>>86491732
The dragon sees a kid like how you see a chicken leg, to the dragon you are crazy for crying over food.

>>86491822
they're a plot device in a hack tv adaptation of a hack book written by some fat slob nerd

if you want dragons you have many better alternatives than this abject garbage

>>86475266
>>the walkers are marching towards the eastwatch
>>lol no, they're actually 20 miles in the deep and in groups
Considering how fast Gendry ran back, I'd say they're pretty close.

>>where were giants
I don't think there's a lot of them.

>>oh, exactly one zombie didn't self-destruct, how super convenient
All fiction is filled with coincidence; ASOIAF is no exception.

>>hound getting thoros killed and blowing the lake lead
A character doing something stupid isn't bad writing.

Where can I watch this leaked episode?

>>86491912
I know there's a rather long fantasy sci-fi about dragon-like aliens that colonists learn to tame, breed and eventually ride to defend their colonies from a spore-like "rain" that is lethal to them.

i should really get into it again. what the shit was this series called. also any other good dragon kino?

>>86491974
Dragonriders of Pern

>>86491967
On your computer after torrenting or XDCCing it.

>>86491732
>They scorched a child a few seasons ago.

No it was chicken bones, because the village was told to manipulate Dany.

>>86491822
>>86491912
>>86491974
>MUH SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY
Fuck off with your 21st Century mindset. No one in a medieval fantasy universe thinks that way. People used to believe that flies came from garbage rather than other flies laying eggs in garbage.

>>86475534
It's obvious the entire thing was a trap by the NK to get a dragon.

>>86475986
Don't bother trying to explain. Kids on boards like this are not intelligent enough to comprehend complicated ideas.

>>86476333
Yet we show him throw a second at Drogon.....were you not paying attention?

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>>86492122
>there was no science before the renaissance
dumbasses. i swear. the fuck you think a windmill was? a level? a wheel-and-axle?

there was applied and theoretical sciences. they are typically called the natural sciences, because they relied on direct observational (but not empirical) evidence.

>>86492122
>Fuck off with your 21st Century mindset. No one in a medieval fantasy universe thinks that way.
Like half the Targs in history killed themselves trying to discover the secrets of dragon breeding and taming through experimentation

>>86475176

Can someone make a 9/11 edit of this

>>86492122
The only way to explain dragons not dominating the sky and reducing birds to extinction is that they breed really slow like one egg at a time. However dragons would not be one species but a possible order of reptiles meaning there would be a diversity in breeding rates.

>>86489083
posting to r/4chan xD

seriously that chain of comments wasn't that funny and you sound like you're looking for an epic screenshot

>>86492251
kek that's what i was thinking

Did the whole episode leak?

anyone has "Chaos is a Ladder" CIA version?

>>86492253
>What if their were multiple dragon species and the only ones left are the big honkin' fire breathers that dusted all the rest?
really activates my almonds

>>86492253
At their absolute peak the global dragon population seemed to be ~300

They also weren't truly extinct, there are extant wild populations beyond Asshai and perhaps a few lurking in Old Valyria

>>86492388
I thought no living person had seen a dragon.

Stories from vagabonds don't count.

>>86491290
>That exactly one zombie belonged to another master,
But why wasn't it with its master?

>>86492377
There should be land dragons as well anon or animals that are the modern land based descendents of the four legged reptile that became the prototype dragon. These land dragons would kill any land mammal making mammal dominance in Essos retarded maybe humans could stab it to death of something.

>>86484352
8 inches?That's pretty long desu

>>86492517
Land dragons would be bipedal since the dragons in GoT are bipedal so in a sense dinosaurs.

>>86492517
Why would there need to be land dragons? I guess you mean a kind of sauropod. Anyway, most extant megafauna were wiped out by human over-hunting. I imagine if there was a big slow dragon that couldn't breathe fire or fly, it would get hunted to extinction by the First Men.

>>86492480
Hence they're in places where living people don't tend to look

>>86492517
This animal exists in ASOIAF, it's called the basilisk. "A lizard twice the size of a lion" with terrible venom instead of fire

>>86488863
this isn't your chink cartoon fucking weeb

Does anyone have a link to stream or download the leaked episode? I have searched on pirate bay and cannot find it.

.google is leading me nowhere. where you fags watching this at?

>>86479062
>"Now feel my master's limitless power and despair!"

>>86492517
In the books it's implied that they're also relatively magical beings, at least in comparison to normal animals. They appear when magic is strong, or it's the other way around. Either way no magic = no dragons, so biology like this doesn't really apply to them, which is good because yeah they would just dominate everything else.

magic also helps to explain why the fuck they would let Valyrians like the targs dominate + make them into companions like dogs when they clearly aren't benefiting from that relationship

>>86492693
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/18375162/Game_of_Thrones_S07E06_HD_1080p-_Good_Audio_[Leaked]_-_[ECLiPSE]

You are retarded for not being able to find it on your own.

>>86492330

I'm sure one will turn up eventually

>>86479930

Could have fixed it if Benjen appeared while everyone was on the dragon and Jon stayed to help him, then after being surrounded Benjen proceeds to give Jon his horse. At least it would have made more sense.

>>86488863
Back to /a/

>>86492654
I found it hours ago by searching for "Game of Thrones". It's the top result. It's also the top result if you search for "S07E06", without any mention of GoT.

>>86492693
I want to be the second person to call you a retard.

>>86492748
You'll get an email from your ISP for downloading this

>>86492503
>not lending your bros your spare zombies
You'd make a shitty necromancer

>>86492803
Nope. Been downloading torrents for 15 years. Never had a letter or email. I know how to protect myself. Moron.

>>86492789
This would have been so much better than what we got.

>>86491336
but this would have been fucking S I C K

>>86492727
I think dragons are more like cats really. They mostly do whatever they want except they're willing to do what Dany wants too.

Dogs are fucking helpless on their own.

>>86492480
Bran has a vision of dragons flying over Asshai

It's also where Dany's eggs came from in the first place and nobody actually has any idea when or by who the eggs were laid

Besides there's no reason the Doom of Valyria and the Dance of Dragons decimating the tame dragon stock would eliminate the original wild Asshai breed

they really stopped trying didntt hey

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>>86492856

Don't they have other dragon eggs?Like those 3 were the only eggs in the whole world?

>>86492803
only if you're an amerifat

>>86492921
>dogs are helpless on their own

Uhh no. Just google search "packs of stray dogs."

Cats are just smaller and more nimble so it's easier. They are also dumber though.

>>86475176
this was kinda sad desu ;_;

>>86492989
>thinks only americans have copyright law

I am from the UK and I got a letter a few months ago for downloading a movie. Chek yourself before you rek yourself faggot.

>>86492993
>dogs are helpless on their own
>"nu uh op they have packs"
>...

nigga i just said they're horrible as solitary animals. they NEED companions and a leader. humans make fine leaders.

yea i was typing in season 7 ep 6 like a retard. thanks negro

>>86492980
Many others exist. Dany's were the first to hatch in 150 years.

>>86492980
did the Faceless Men get their hands on one from Euron in the show? Or is that just a book theory?

>>86492993
>>86493063
meanwhile cats, obligate carnivores aka meat-ONLY animals, are by definition solitary creatures. however they will form social bonds with other cats depending on situation. neutered cats are easier to rear.

t. catowner

>>86492989
It doesn't even matter. HBO only gets your IP, which they just report to your ISP, who then sends the email. Your ISP wants your business, unless HBO demands your information from them they don't give a fuck. And you can always just say your wifi was open and someone else might have downloaded it.

>>86493052
>UK

even worse desu. You need a license to even watch tv

>>86493148
He's an idiot. Europeans are just as susceptible to copyright law as Americans. If his logic were true then the Indians who leaked the episodes would have been left alone because "HURR DURR THEY'RE NOT AMERIFAT."

>>86493206
Nigga you can pirate whatever the fuck you want in shithole countries.We don't have time for that shit.

>>86493206
>Amerifats think the world is only yurop and clapistan

toppest kek

>spear defeats dragon

lmao

>>86493244
Then why did the Indians who leaked the episode get arrested?

Most of the time you would be right. It really depends on the severity of the crime. Most of the time nobody cares about third world slime.

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>>86493274
>magic spear thrown by inhumanly strong, immortal undead monster kills dragon
yeah

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>>86475176

>>86492789
Or alternatively, have Jon, enraged at the dragon dying and spurred by Beric's words, go after the Night King for a 1v1 showdown, killing whats in his path while manletmarching across the ice until he gets tackled into the water.

>>86493261
Nah, it's the only part that contributes anything to the world though. The rest of the world just shits in streets, fills their rivers with garbage, and sneak into better countries to get handouts.

>>86493290
was this funny once?

>>86493306
what the hell?fucking d&d i swear

>>86493274
you're an idiot.

It's kinda weird how many death zones GOT has, like a video game

No one has ever traveled east to Stygia and lived

No one has ever traveled south to Yeen and lived

No one has ever traveled north to the Land of Always Winter and lived (okay, this one is given the most explanation at least)

No one has ever traveled to Valyria and lived except for Euron, but it's nobody's business what he saw when he was there. That place fucking ate an entire Lannister fleet, a renegade dragonlord leading an entire legion, etc.

No one has ever traveled west, period. That great big ocean beyond Lannisport is treated with zero curiosity by everyone ever.

>>86479105
can I get the rundown on this real quick?

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>>86493352
>This was the coolest of cool when I was 18
oh dear

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>>86493318
>Nah, it's the only part that contributes anything to the world though. The rest of the world just shits in streets, fills their rivers with garbage, and sneak into better countries to get handouts.

umm try again sweetie x

>>86493378
I don't entertain retards. Get the episode and watch it.

>>86493374
the mystery of that shit makes it kinda fun, and you get to see some of that shit in first-person in the books (like that swamp place where all the stone men go)

>>86493352
>does nothing after becoming an undead god except raise armies
>ends up getting BTFO effortlessly by some no name adventurer normies
this is probably how the night king will die, too.

>>86493408
nigga this is gay

>>86493418
>try again sweetie x
>being this cringy
>doesn't actually try to refute anything I've said.

carry on

>>86493374
you feel like you would want to see something happening in this place but not really, what you imagine is always better than what you see & read.

>>86493451
I mean it is a little cheesy, but you have to understand that the webm is essentially the disciples watching jesus be crucified.

What if the White Walkers are led by a "Lord of Dark(ness)" - the opposite of the "Lord of Light." The two gods are just fighting a war with one another and using the humans and white walkers as pawns.

>>86493509
that would be retarded, as retarded as you

>>86493438
Yeah but how are there not one, not two but three different "giant ancient cities that no one can ever enter without inexplicably disappearing forever" on the map? And Asshai is on the brink of being a fourth place like that.

>>86486977
There are a lot of laws of physics that are broken by that whole necromancer thing, but sure, he can't levitate a spear.

>>86493374
The people of Westeros and Essos are clearly not fucking explorers or just shit explorers.

They're not humans they're aliums

>>86493509
You obviously haven't read the books

>what is "The Great Other"

>>86475176
BEST FUCKING PART OF THE SERIE

>>86493534
They didn't fully discovered the world, unknown dangers, sicknesses vs

>>86493464
Anon, The webm shows that he's an Aussie. You're just reinforcing the 'Americans are bad at geography' stereotype.

>>86486977
Fuuuuuuuuck how are you this stupid?

>>86493534
because this world is really big and there are plenty of places that aren't like that, we aren't even sure if they really ARE like that (they might be so much more advanced in magic or tech that they just glamor their shit or whatever), and at least they're all inaccessible for different reasons

How long were they on that rock for?

And why did NK throw the spear at Viserion and not Drogon?

>>86493590
why the fuck are you asking logical questions

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>>86475176
This kills the dragons

>>86493306
>GoT is a ripoff of Warcraft, which is a ripoff of LotR

>>86493590
I haven't watched the series in forever, why does it matter which he pegged? Is one substantially stronger?

>>86493590
on the rock just long enough for Dany to teleport to them and save them dramatically

and he picked Viserion because that is the dragon that people care the least about

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>>86493447
The end fight against Arthas in Wrath solidified the concept of raid groups as actual entities within WoW. He engineered everything in Icecrown so the Horde and Alliance would send their best against him; with the intention of killing them all and rezzing them as his new Death Knight order, which he'd then unleash back upon the world.

He knew that only the most aggressive and well geared loot whores would pass all his tests and minions - he was counting on it. Arthas defined the raid group concept and brought it into actual being within WoW.

>>86493578
Cool? I never said anything about Australia and neither did he. This faggot wants to generalize 320+ million people he doesn't know so I am going to do the same.

>>86489373
lost

>>86493640
shut the fuck up burger

>>86493590
Use your imagination you stupid faggot. Come up with a theory.

GoT has one of the most retarded fandoms on the planet.

>>86490802
They did, by far

>>86493590
Probably a day or so. Enough for ice to freeze water to make the ground perfectly solid again. Thoros was on it long enough to die. It seemed like they waited throughout the night.

>>86479062
Who would win between a fire dragon and an ice dragon?

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>>86493638
>walk into ICC 25m heroic
>hit arthas for 5.7 million damage
>he dies
modern wow is dope bruh, it has more in common with the direction GoT is going in than I thought

>>86493656
triggered kek

too easy

>>86493432
I meant the black reaction image faggot, I already watched the episode

>>86493627
For one, yes, Drogon is the largest and strongest

But perhaps more importantly Drogon was sitting on the ground like a fat turkey and the night king chose to bullseye the smaller target that was farther away and whizzing by at high speed and not laden down with all of his enemies

>>86493447
Tirion Fordring won that battle, breh. Arthas kills the raid.

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>>86493618
WoW is Blizzard's take on Warhammer, which in turn lifted a lot of its look, concepts and background off 2000AD's Nemesis comic.

>>86493656
so mad

>>86479930
arya's muh feminism gurrrrls can shoot arrows too xDDD story

>>86475176
The alt-wight RISES.

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>>86475176
>Be a dragon
>Get shot

I feel sorry for all of you fucks that can't enjoy anything because every tiny little detail bothers you. This episode was amazing

>>86492789
A wild Rhaegal appears, grabs Jon from water and flies away. The end.

>>86493796
Yep they are a bunch of bitches

>>86493352
This just makes me wish we got a Warcraft show instead. Or at least a good Warcraft movie now that the Orcs vs Humans crap is out of the way.

>>86493715
maybe he knew since it was breathing fire it would be a one hit kill

>>86493796
Agreed. Most of these people lack imagination, real life experience, and general intelligence.

I would be dead or seriously injured several times over without my own real life "ex machina" moments. It must be hard living in mom and dad's basement.

>>86493796
I somewhat agree, the show is still entertaining and looks more cinematic than most shitty blockbusters that come out these days with better CGI. But the teleporting around the world that's been going on this season is kind of ridiculous.

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>>86475176
>One of three living dragons that she loves like a mother and has a magical bond with is killed in front of her, a thing previously thought impossible
>mildly perturbed expression never changes

Emilia Clarke genocide when

>>86493796
Yes, tiny details like plot and acting

>>86493907
>what are time lapses

This happens in every show and every movie ever, at some point.

What, you need endless amounts of exposition to explain how much time has passed, or how they went about their travels? Why the fuck would I want to watch someone walk down a road for hours or days?

D&D are selfish faggots who want to end the show prematurely to move on to different projects. Blame them.

>"SUFFER MORTALS, AS YOUR PATHETIC MAGIC BETRAYS YOU!!!"

>>86475176
>What is a ballistic trajectory
I wonder if he had to take into account the Coriolis Effect or if he was so close to the pole it didnt matter or if flat earth is canon in GoT

>>86494160
>The Coriolis Effect
btw for you dumb ninjas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2mec3vgeaI

>>86475176
the death was spectacular

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Get in the fucking robot night king

>>86494229
Yeah, yeah, yeah; I've watched Bart vs. Australia.

>>86493769
kek

>>86475176
>they cant even get a proper spear throw right

fucks sake

>>86475176
LET THE BLOOD RAIN FROM SKYYYYY

>>86475986
that's a fucking stupid plan. what if that lone wight that was turned by somebody else gets killed early?

>>86490315
kek for finding that face

>>86475176
>Winterfell scenes this episode

Straight up skipped desu

>>86492300
mad that everyone thinks your posts are retarded, lava boy?

>>86491183
yes

>>86494466
It's better anyway than a full group of wights raised by the same white walker

>>86491165
THERE'S NO TIME.

>>86491336
>if he said part of the nights watch vow

I am the shield that guards...

Prettygud lad

>>86493374
>That great big ocean beyond Lannisport is treated with zero curiosity by everyone ever.

Except for based Gylbert Farwind.

>>86491732
Nah bro, Dragon Lives Matter

>>86492856
This.

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>>86475541

>>86489007
lmao are we watching the same show?

>>86489366
Not him, but you were in the wrong here. His point was pretty obvious.

>>86492748
falling for jewish tricks again anonkun?

>>86493374
And it's never going to be explored ever.

>>86494916
Warcraft Cinematic > this episode

>>86493534
>Not understanding this in fiction
>Will never understand this is real IRL

4ch when you should be doing your HW little boy

>>86493392
It's still the best video game trailer ever though.

>>86495384
dude how in the ever loving fuck is this real in IRL, do you mean its accurate to our own IRL middle ages when their was blank spots on the map?