When?
>>86465207
1,227 DAYS FROM NOW
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Remake? Sequel? Solo spinoff Netflix series? What are you asking for, anon?
Damn I liked this movie.
>>86465327
Small Soldiers Cinematic Universe.
Stand alone Movie for every character.
Then. Big Movie with everybody.
>>86465207
Based. Need more threads
>>86465207
>>86465536
5>3>6>1>2>4
3>1>5>4>2
>>86466067
If we'd make more threads may be movie guys will start to make one???
>>86465437
>>86465536
This could work guys but needs some female soldiers and more diversity as well but it could work
>>86465422
When I was young I rented it from my local video rental store just because it had cool toys like Toy Story. What I expected was something fun while eating pizza on a Friday night, what I didn't expect was kino.
>>86466298
Sounds like a plan of action.
>>86465536
IT SHALL BE DONE
IT SHALL BE DONE
HEHE ITS ME THE WACKO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJnpirkyE08
Dunst was uber qt in this film.
>>86466395 more trans soldiers as well
>>86465207
Now
>>86465207
>SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
>>86466142
Patrician choice. He was the one I got too.
>>86466939
Ziggah zig ahh
THE CHIPS THAT'S THE OH
>>86465536
I used to have four of the Argonauts and three of the Commandos/ Loved the film as a kid.
>>86465536
Me on the far left
>those barbie lab scenes
>>86466142
>>86467068
>>86467356
The game was cool too.
>>86466188
You missed Ocula
>>86466939
is that my JV Sneed?
If this is the new forced meme I'm OK with it, this movie was based as hell
They fucked?
>The ones that look like white males with aryan genetics are the bad guys
>>86467890
But one of them was a nigger my dear frog poster.
>>86467356
Gorgonites.
Argonauts went with Jason to get the golden fleece
>>86467890 >>86467983
>Stop that stupid military from keep doing wars and shieeeet
>>86467356
>Argonauts
kek
>>86466298
Exactly. Stop making threads.
>>86468305
NO
>there are people on this planet that rooted and still root for the Gorgonites
>>86468379
/ourguy/ like Sam Hyde?
Is it from an upcoming sequel?
>>86468615 Definitely
>>86469594
A chad
I have a feeling who would play the main soldier guy
>>86466395
They already turned barbie dolls into fighters on the soldiers' side
>>86465207
>Remake
>tailored to modern politics
>Commandos are restyled as police officers
>Gorgonites are restyled as Dindunites
Jesus christ, just look at Punch-it. With that nose, you might as well just get John Boyega to voice him
Archer is already black
You already know how this would go down
That truely was kino. Everything else is just a flick
>>86472261
(((They)))'ll lose money, oh no.
>be me 10 years ago
>browsing a second hand warehouse
>find a figure of Chip
>still have it to this day
They also have an Archer figure too at another second hand warehouse near me but don't wanna spend $100
Why didn't this movie get a sequel? I still watch Toy Soldiers every now and then because it's so bad ass seeing army men on RC cars shooting flamethrowers and nailguns at people.
>>86466523
>>86465437
>>86466395
t. Sony Exec's
>>86467356
same my mom drove me to burger king to get happy meals
Really underrated moral: "Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there."
>>86467546
I preferred the PC game
The scenes where the neighbour girl got tied up by barbie dolls really interested young me, kinda still does.
>>86466523
That should show trump not to mess with us!
Hey kid, I'm a highly trained and highly decorated war hero on a mission to eliminate an inhumane enemy in our midst, you're on my side right?
>>86465536
>how the media makes 4chan out to be VS what 4chan really is
>>86477925
The media say that 4chan is a rogue military militia but 4chan is actually a bunch of crazy mutants?
>>86477925
>a multi racial and diverse bunch of freaks
hes not wrong you know
>>86465207
Don't pretend this movie was any good.
>Military style action scene
>Edwin Starr's "War" starts playing
>>86467546
i had the game as a kid as well. every time i see old games like this i remember them in HD but i see this and it is shit.
>>86478580
Except it was? Not the best from ol Joe Dante but it was still a solid flick.
>>86477031
Kinda like your dick, amirite?
>>86465207
Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Who
are you?