>slaps your girlfriend's ass in the bar. What do?

>>86462407
Get a new girlfriend, or try to get what's left of my to the fucking hospital, goddamn 'roo

>>86462407
nick the cunt

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>>86462407
Kangaroo Jack is a visual master piece, with a complex, yet easy to follow story line and subtle, yet punchy humour -- definitely one of my favourite movies; really takes me back to my childhood.

throw bolas at him

>>86462699
Dubs confirm, kinoroo Jack

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>>86462699
>really takes me back to my childhood
yea

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>>86462844
>ywn lose your money to a kangaroo for a prank.
>ywn meet a qt ozzy girl, feel her breasts up in the desert and still get a chance.
>ywn get the money back, get the girl, and start a successful shampoo business with your best friend.
Why even live?

>>86463060
>ywn put the money in the jacket and the jacket on the kangaroo and have him hop away

>>86463226
https://youtu.be/pZejbtx5EfM
>ywn see so much green in one little brown package.

>>86463407
Poo kino

>>86463407
>hook everyone in with cgi talking roo in commercials
>instead get a buddy heist film with poop jokes and the talking roo is a couple minute dream sequence
absolute madmen

>>86465705
Bait and switch of the decade. Ended up with a better movie too

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Get his hands off my penis.

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>>86462407
Give him one for the road.

>>86462407
*eats kangaroo later that night*

>>86468386
>tfw will never ever have kangaroo meat

>>86468446
Just eat McDonalds.

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>>86468187
>>86468386
>unironically believing you can hack the Jack.

>>86468607
and I LIKE TO SAY HELLO

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>Watch trailers on Nickelodeon for months about the movie
>Think its a funny movie about a singing dancing kangaroo
>Its nothing like that
>Its an edgy comedy filled with adult jokes that kids wouldn't get

What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyLeUjuT_k