What was his major malfunction?

>>86460404
Be racist against peaceful monsters.

nothing, just another white guy being aggressive towards innocent minorities(gorgons)

>>86460404
>toy manufacturer complains that the toys don't move like in the commercials
>tie-in real world toys are just as shoddy

That shit's not funny. Speaking of, that character was pretty different from what you'd expect from a corporate bigwig in a kids movie, he wanted the best toys possible instead of cheap garbage and at the end he offers to cover the expenses for all the damage caused.

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whassat

he wanted to obtain the unobtainable

a gook a thrones

>>86460404
If he is racist is isn't he supposed to protect white people?

>>86460404
He's a Trump supporter.

>>86460404
They put munitions chips in toys.

>>86461161
cute boy

>>86461374
im just a big ol sweetie

>>86460404
Wasn't there a scene in this where a bunch of barbie doll knockoffs tie a girl to a chair?

asking for a friend haha

>>86460404
>Welcome to Pandora. You're not in Kansas anymore.

>>86461535
Yeah, the girl in question was Kirsten Dunst.

>>86461535

yeah there is. remember watching it quite a few times over actually. just for a laugh though lol

>>86461607
Fucking James Cameron man..

>>86461607
>Tommy Lee Jones as the guy in Avatar
Nah too old

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>>86461618
>walk in room
>see teenage Kirten Dunst tied to chair

Wat do?

>>86461713
Are you sandbagging him for your own sandbag?

>>86461772
Make her eat all the eggs.

>>86461772
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED

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>post yfw this movie's only Blu-Ray release is in German

>>86461772
ask for her hand in marriage : )

>>86461772
Kek that scene was fucked up for a kids film.

this film is surprising prescient

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>>86461618
>>86461618
>>86461772
th-thanks

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>>86460404
I'm glad that /tv/ like movie, it's one of the classics of my childhood. I still have this ugly as a toy.

>>86460404
so is this like the anniversary of the film or something?

>>86460404
This is one of the greatest American kids' films I have ever seen. Doesn't get enough praise.

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>discovered small soldiers two or three years after it came out
>wanted to have the toys irl so bad, sad that there were never any toys
>find out that they did make toys, my small brain didn't understand that the movie was LITERALLY WHO at that point in terms of marketing, so they weren't on store shelves anymore obviously
>tell mommy I want Small Soldiers toys
>the absolute madwoman goes on ebay and gets me Chip and Archer figures
>still have them in storage today

>>86460547
Are people who like this faggot 100% autism or what

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>>86465663
I still have his hair and more things

>>86465315
The Video game was fun.

>>86465663
>>86465942
Sick, is your mother as sweet as she sounds?

>>86466018
There was a video game? Damn.
They should remakde that as an AvP style shooter.

>>86466094
My mother is a sweet, although I don't like her to touch the clothes on my traps.

>>86466234
fuck, I don't like her touch the clothes of my girls.*

>>86466234
C-can she be my mommy too.

>>86465942
My dad used to repo cars and that toy was in one of the cars, but he wouldn't let me keep it cause it belonged to someone else. He said he would've bought it for me but never did. But he did buy me the PS1 game, so I kinda forgot about it.

>>86462064
Didn't the toy stab the kid too?

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>>86466617
Pic Related, but nowadays she's a fat and lives in a nursing home.

>>86466103
Nah, it was cool as a "build your own dude" fighting game