What the fuck is this guy's problem?

>>86458431
Fucking A. He's fucking right burying these cunts to the ground.

CinemaSins does what /tv/ tries to do, no wonder why its so hated here.

big dumb gay beard

>>86458431
Tiny dick.

Someone should tweet at him about how 2 hours is even worst that 18 mins of negativity.

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I'm just going to post all his autism here.

He's really buttmad

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>>86458724

I didn't care for Kong that much but I guess it's somewhat respectable that he cares about his movie enough to defend it. Not just a TV director who made a movie by a committee for a paycheck

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Absolumente Reddito

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>>86458766

Frothing at the mouth at Trump's every move has broken this guy.

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>>86458807

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>>86458877
Why doesn't he just do that thing where you screenshot a note on your iPhone and post it as a photo? Jesus tittyfucking christ

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>>86458877

>think about everything a Rick and Morty episode can make you feel in 20 minutes. A whole lot

How did a literal brainlet get to direct a Kong movie?

Jesus Christ. Making a few tweets about it would be autistic enough. This many, though? CinemaSins videos say 'this is for entertainment, it isn't real criticism' at the beginning of all of them. How could he take it this seriously? lmao

>>86458431
His movie is shit but he has a spine and it's against the fag culture of "it's only a joke" where supposedly nothing ever matters but they get defensive if you try to apply the same "your opinion doesn't matter" to their shallow, shitty, childish videos of nitpicking and lame jokes.

Shame it's this guy the one who has to say something against that shit. It could be more respectable coming from a respectable director.

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>>86458768
He's an ego maniac that believes music video directors ripped off his indie debut even though it's a quirky ham frosted pos that is filled with montages that have been around since the 60s.
He also was saying how since he directed a Kong movie that the Chinese theatre in LA, that's playing the original King Kong, should let him talk before it. Cause he's the new Kong guy.

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>>86458431
>Think about everything a Rick and Morty episode can make you feel in 20 minutes. A whole lot.

>>86458431
Anyone with a rediculous beard like that must have some kind of self image problem so he obviously can't handle criticism.

>>86458994
>keyword "mean"

>>86458979
And you think this guy has a spine?

>>86458431
>Reddit and Memey

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>>86458965
He's just getting #litty, don't judge

I have no idea who this guy is, but there is a serious lack of concise videos on youtube.
Every popular channel is making videos that are upwards of 20 min (sometimes over an hour) to make points that can easily be communicated in several minutes.
When the analysis of a movie is longer than the movie itself, you royally fucked up.

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>>86458994

>>86458942
Because he's (((totally not mad))) enough to justify spending a literal hour on you're phone spent doing nothing but tweeting. And judging by the way he's writing them in seems like he definitely was not butthurt enough to have sat there and gone through individual replies from other people on Twitter, just so he could explain in further detail how not mad he is

>Rick and Morty
Way to make yourself seem like a moron, seriously is that the best example he could come up with?

>>86459039
Enough of a spine to talkback, at least. It speaks really bad of our society when this guy is the one who cares about the things he makes and doesn't care about the "only a joke" fallacy.

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>>86458766
>Liked by Pickle Rick

a game of throne

He's not wrong tho. I just don't watch them. I found them stupid and I disliked the guy's voice.

>>86459090
Interesting how he complains that watching an 18 minute CinemaSins video is a waste of time and makes you feel "Nothing" yet he has no problem wasting his life away complaining about CinemaSins for upwards of an hour.

Please explain how this guy managed to land a $185m WB movie when his only previous real project was some independent artsy sundance-bait flick that didn't win any awards?

Read his wiki, it doesn't make any sense: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Vogt-Roberts

>>86458806
How does this guy have a job making huge budget movies? He's clearly retarded.

>>86459111
Because that's movies/art. Others are allowed to say what they think.
If the public says they like something is it wrong for the minority to slam them for it.
Funny that this prick is acting like that it's awful that this channel that people like is making them dumb yet he's the one contributing to making dumb blockbusters.

>>86458807
>red letter media's phantom menace review IS satire

Imagine being this retarded

>>86458431
hes mad that trump won
http://mashable.com/2016/11/28/jordan-vogt-roberts-kong-skull-island-twitter-rant-seatmate-alt-right/#l5FtoUag1Gqc

>>86458431

He's right though. Cinemasins is fucking terrible comedy at best and at worst it's trained an entire generation of retards to think that critique is nitpicking things you don't like. It's the same as nostalgia critic and all those bargain bin losers.

>>86459181
Same way the Godzilla director did or the Jurassic World director did. They're cheap, easily marketable hip directors that also are easily manageable.

>>86459221
Irrelevant

>>86459181
They did the same thing with the director of Godzilla. They're getting indie directors to direct their cinematic universe, for some reason.

We want the Rick and Morty audience

>>86459181
I haven't seen it but I remember that Kings of Summer was a pretty big indie hit, even if it didn't win anything. The new trend is letting young indie directors do blockbusters, see Garth Edwards, Adam Wingard, the Maori dude doing the new Thor

>>86459057
>the rock actually AMOGs people (kinda poorly tho)

memes are real

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>>86459085

>>86458431
lmao how can one successful Director be so butt blasted by a internet comedy critic? guy must not of ever read Armond's review

>>86459221
A lot of people are. That has literally nothing to do with this. Take your political shit back to the politics board

>>86459203
Yes, people are entitled to have their own opinions, but that doesn't make their opinions correct. Kong is complete shit but not for nitpicking shallow witty reasons that, most of the time, are even justified or explained within the movie. Also, really hypocrite to pretend that you can make a video to make a critic about a movie but nobody can say anything about your critic and that must be sacred and revered. Cinemasins are worst reviewers / comedians than Vorgdt whatever his name is is a filmmaker, and he's an awful filmmaker.

>>86459238
This.

>>86459328
Armond might be insane and a turbocontrarian, but he's a great critic, tho.

>>86459346
He literally mentions trump in this very rant anon

>Look at this autist guy haha wow what a freak
>*proceeds to post fifteen meticulously edited screencaps of this nobody's ramblings

Hmmm....

>>86458431
Just usual butthurt. Being a posh director in currentyear, he sure doesn't know how to deal with criticism of his work.

How do you do like 100 tweets and not think, as a 30 year old man, that maybe you should pump the brakes?

>>86459328
>must not of
Everyone who does this deserves a firm spanking

>>86459423
Autism has no brakes

>>86459416
"This nobody" is the director of the film.

He's like those twats in film school who take themselves too seriously. You're supposed to grow out of that by 25.

this is the most autistic thing i've ever seen
twitter was a mistake

>implying he's wrong

>>86459416
I've never claimed that I'm not autistic. :^)

>>86458431
>any artist learns early on the most painful thing is killing your babies
Truth. Of course, Cinema Sins just have the super long videos for $$$. They don't care about humor or entertaining people.

>>86459298
Guy got lucky. Studio just wanted fresh meat to manipulate.

Also it's funny. He slams Trump yet he's acting like him by tweeting like a lunatic.

How about act like a man and maybe set up an interview with CinemaSins and talk about movies and art and satire and the sorts?
He won't though cause this guy is a fucking dudebro moron with entry level likes. Watch his interview of Kojima. Fucking embarrassing. All he did was ask what movies Hideo likes.

>>86459327
>>86459085
>>86458994
>seriously nitpicking a nitpicker
Wew. You'd think he'd catch on that nitpicking is the entire point. He is right about them being low effort and badly edited though.

>>86458431
>>86458724
>>86458766
>>86458807
>>86458842
>>86458877

He's right. We shouldn't defend YouTube "creatives" who make bank from parasitism, however shit-tier we may think Vogt-Roberts' work is.

>>86459524
>we

>>86459346
Yeah it does, it's the only reason /tv/ are taking Cinema Sins' side when they usually deride such people.

>>86459524
nobody is defending whoever he's pissy about, it's just entertaining to see how worked up he is about some youtube celebrity that didnt like his film

>>86459466
How would you know? You never went to film school. That's why you're here.

>>86459582
But he's right.

>>86458431
>complain that Cinema Sins videos are 20 min long and just full of negativity
>go on a 5h twitter rant full of negativity
I don't even give a shit about Cinema Sins but this guy is an absolute dunce

>>86459632
I dont give a shit if he's right, anybody writing that much on why a youtube celebrity is dumb is more autistic than whoever they are writing about

>>86459517
>nitpcking
He is not nitpicking though.
>video makes a dumb claim
>he points out why its dumb

>>86459349
Cause then it's a ring around. He critiques them, they critique him, back again.
I always found it weird when people slam critics like Ebert because what they thought didn't line up with their own thoughts. Roger didn't like TWBB, I loved it.
Again this guy says the channel is dumbing people when he's doing the same shit. Only he gets big bucks for it.

>>86459566
fuck of back to t_d or whatever wannabe nazi board you come from

>>86459597

I know because I interacted with people who went to film school, and you're right that I never went to film school but it has nothing to do with whether or not I'm here. I didn't go to film school because I'm not interested in making movies.

>>86458431
This guy is such a huge obnoxious fucking hack i really can't believe that he's getting work. LET ALONE ON BLOCKBUSTERS

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>>86459327

>>86459462
"Directing a film" doesn't make you a celebrity.

>>86458965
>dude I'm just pretending to be a shit comedian for 20 minutes its satire

>>86458431
He raises a fair point.

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>>86458431
>>86458724
>>86458766
>>86458807
>>86458842
>>86458877
Twitter was a mistake

If he had half a brain he could have easily BTFO cinemasins with one or two tweets. Instead he's fuming mad and making himself look like a petty retard. "Cinemasins is fake criticism. It's just nitpicking and grasping at straws disguised as criticism. Also you need to hire a new editor". That's all he had to say. Shit about a dumb YouTube video not making you feel the emotion of Up and Rick and Morty is mind blowing stupid.

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>>86459687
you're more cancerous, go away

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>>86458431
>think about everything a rick and morty episode can make you feel in 20 minutes
fucking lmao

>>86459686
It's not about they not liking his movie, it's about the reasons they quote to say that his movie is bad. I mean, yeah probably he's butthurt that they're calling his movie shit, but I'm talking about the kind of shallow, stupid nitpicking that Cinemasins and other kind of faggot try to pass a "satire", "criticism" or "humour" when it's just people not paying attention to the movie or trying to be cool and savvy. It's disgusting. I respect a lot of critics that dislike movies I like, but that's because I can understand their criticisms and respect that. They're not saying shit like all this stuff this guy is posting about Looper (Wow, a soy steak sign on the background? What a shit movie)

Is he... dare I say... triggered?

>>86459281
they're more likely to listen and fall in line or their career will be ruined. RUINED.

>it's a amateur director takes on a silly comedy youtube channel episode

anyone who thinks cinema sins is trying to be real criticism needs to get diagnosed with autism.

>>86459491
He's not wrong, CinemaSins is shit. But he is also shit and an autistic douche bag

Look, all I say is, if all the defense Cinemasins can offer is "it's supposed to be stupid comedy", then why would anybody care when someone call them stupid?

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>>86459810
That's some edge lord from face book, this people actually browse /pol/ and are your kin. cringe

trustie and manchild as you often see in the jewish community as they are raised in private with little socialization. the hilarious thing is hes falling on the sword for a horrible kong movie not an actual work of tge medium.

>>86459810

There's literally nothing wrong with killing Nazis. Grow up.

>it didn't make me feel anything
>Proceeds to sperg out for an hour mad af
This guy never let's me down

>>86459837
really makes me think

>>86459203
>Others are allowed to say what they think.

But he isn't? Nobody can talk shit about CinemaSins because "it's satire bro" or "dude opinions lmao" - that is complete bullshit. Critics are not beyond criticism, this guy makes 20 minute "reviews" and when he's criticized for not being funny or inciteful he says to not take it so seriously like an insecure middle schooler.

The Beard Jew had nothing to say about real negative reviews for his films, just CinemaShits brand of "I'm gonna act like my failure to grasp the narrative is the fault of the movie and DUDE LAPDANCE XD" """""comedy"""""" because the guy's ego is inflated to hell and he deserves to be knocked down a peg.>>86459218

>>86459908

>amateur director

You can say he is a shitty director but he is anything but or else no one would care.

>>86458877
Holy fuck, he's still going.

awful hack directors but he's right

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what did alt left mean by this?

>>86460165

You're not a pro or well respected director with only a few movies under your belt. Especially when one is a summer tentpole schlockfest. Maybe in another 10 years he can pretend to be some kind of authority on kino.

>>86458724
>I'm just going to post all his autism here.
The only autist here is you

>>86459736
I'm not arguing that its funny. I'm saying 'it is intended as comedy not legitimate criticism'.

Do you take all jokes this seriously?

Is he a muzzie? he's got the characteristics and way too many people seem to be agreeing with him than I'd usually expect.

>>86460244
>You're not a pro or well respected
Do you get payed for the job? Congrats you are a professional. Being respected is also irrelevant to being an amateur. See Uwe Boll.

Ironically at this point I am nitpicking but no, by definition(look it up) he is not an amateur and is a pro, just a shitty one.

CinemaSins is shit, but god damn, he needs just fucking drop it. It's become incredibly autistic now.

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>>86459281
Yeah why would Hollywood want to hire inexpensive indie directors whose careers are just beginning to blossom?

>>86459994
I don't think the response is really in defense of CinemaSins as much as it is calling this guy retarded for taking it so seriously.

>>86459238
MST3K bred a generation of nostalgia critic like nerds who think they are funny and in turn they are now breeding more retards like cinema sins.

cinema sins being called out is a good thing because it really does lower the bar in terms of film discussion.

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Reminder that CinemaSins is reddit

Naturally /tvpol/ shitskins are defending him

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>>86460120
>this is what alt left neckbeards actually believe
It's not ok to kill anyone you obnoxious edge lord

>>86460403

If you get paid to make burgers at McDonalds, are you a professional chef?

>>86460500
I prefer autists who take things seriously, specially the ones that they themselves make, that the lame unfunny buffoonery of Cinemasins. I don't like spineless hacks that hide beneath the alibi of "it was just a joke" when their opinions are confronted

>>86460597

It's not okay to kill someone who's trying to kill you? What if they're trying to rape your family? What if they're terrorists?

>resorting to black and white thinking because you have no where else to go with this argument

>>86460632
>when their opinions are confronted
but it isn't even their opinions. The point of those videos are that they are nitpicky and point out really minor errors

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>>86460597
>alt left
>cringe
>dank memes
Underage cancer fuck off

He seems like a guy that can really take criticism well.

AS LONG AS ITS NOT OVER 3 GODDAMN MINUTES. OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITS 18 MINUTES LONG

>>86458431
I love cinema sins just because of the butthurt they generate. Keep up the great work.

>>86460471
>implying Gareth Edwards is anywhere near George Lucas

Lucas had made a short film, a full length movie out of it, and another full length movie before Star Wars. Edwards made one shit movie before Godzilla.

>>86460671
What kind of supreme faggot you must be to be extremely nitpicky on purpose? You say "its not even their opinion" as if that was a good thing.

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>>86460655
by that logic isn't natural that nazis would actually start killing you guys in response? Or are you gud bois?

>>86460695
kys nazi

Anyone who takes any form of criticism this badly doesn't deserve to create any form of media.

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>>86460695
>frogposter

>>86460768
It's entertainment. Its fun looking at consistency errors and plot mistakes.

>>86460611
You're a professional fast food worker.

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>>86460611
no because being a mcdonalds burger flipper doesn't hold the title of chef. there isn't even a tittle you are just a "crew member" because you are expected to do different tasks besides flipping.

Being the chef at some shitty dinner does make you a chef as that is your position and job tittle.

>>86458431
Rick & Reddit is complete shit

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Imagine being a WW2 veteran and seeing little slimy underage Pajeets and Josés waving nazi flags in your country. The absolute state of Generation Z, folks.

>>86459281
>>86459248
The thing is I can understand why the tapped the writer director of Monsters to do a godzilla movie. It's pretty good for a mid-to-low budget flick.

>>86460791

But I thought you just said killing anyone is wrong, wouldn't that make Nazis wrong? Try to be consistent sweetie. We know you're here to deflect on behalf of a neckbeard murderer. We know you have your marching orders from reddit to bring up antifa every time someone says the word "Nazi.' But it's pretty embarrassing that you couldn't keep up the ruse just a little longer.

>>86460841
Most of the time they're not even pointing errors or mistakes, they're just saying arbitrary shit. In example, that "sin" about Looper having telekynesis and time travel. What kind of faggot would point a time travel movie having time travel as an error or mistake?

>>86458979
"It's only a joke" excuse is unacceptable when people get hurt. Like "it's just a prank bro" when you drop a piss waterballoon on their face.

You're conflating two different things. Cinemasins don't physically hurt anybody (other than snowflakes' feelings). So in fact they are telling jokes. Good or bad is subjective, and they are not immune to criticism because they criticize themselves with EWW Cinemasins.
Are you legit autistic?

>>86460899

And a schlock popcorn salesman isn't a film maker.

>>86460883

Thanks for proving my point.

>I make "Art"

This guy makes shit films. He actually thinks he's a great director? Lmao.

>>86460911
Or the media calling communists "counter-protesters"

>>86458431

He's taking it a little too personally but CinemaSins is cancer as are long "comedy" videos. He's right but he's being a bitch about it.

>>86459162
>Spend 1 hour writing tweets, then go back to making the MGS movie
Vs
>Spend years of your life writing, editing and doing VO for a series of film reviews that you won't even call reviews because you're afraid of people criticizing your stale comedy
Hmm

>>86460981
>Good or bad is subjective
No.
>they are not immune to criticism because they criticize themselves with EWW Cinemasins.
Are you legit autistic, man? I mean, you're defending this shit so I know you are, it's a rethoric question, no need to answer it.

>>86459150
what's with this spam over the last hours?

>>86458431
Cinemasins is actually a really shitty channel though.
Someone linked a reddit thread where Cinemasins guy admitted that he straight up ignores parts of movies so that he can sin them because he thinks its funny to be "willfully ignorant".
Im happy this guy is calling them out for what they are. Honest trailers is better.

>>86461068
we didn't go to war against communists

>>86460937
The big grab was that he did most of the sfx and monsters himself. Showing that you can produce that level of quality on a low budget is a big appeal to studios.

>>86461003
>And a schlock popcorn salesman isn't a film maker.

You are just putting being a filmmaker in a pedestal. There are shitty musicians, actors, painters etc.

>>86459218
it literally is you absolute fucking retard

>>86461107

>B-but I'm a centerist, I hate both sides, horse shoe theory! That's why I have this collection of /pol/ images! I have no dog in this fight!

Try learning to meme before becoming a meme warrior kiddo.

>>86461201
um, yes you did

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>>86461107
>mfw this surge of alt left memes
I thought the Shadilay Praise Kek faction had been thoroughly gassed out of /pol/ at this point.

>>86458431

>hyphenated last name

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>>86458431
>think about everything a Rick and Morty episode can make you feel
lmao

Also, acknowledging them whatsoever was a mistake, to say nothing of how fucking mad he's getting about it. This guy's not a genius or anything but he really should know better.

>>86460967
They also point out dumb things. For example, you would get a ding.

>>86461107
>And Trump is right when he says youre both obnoxious factions
Which organisation murdered a US civilian just a few days ago? Did the organisation disavow that murder as an extremist outlier, or did they praise it?

>>86461220
>there are only 2 sides to every issue.

Imagine being this bluepilled.

>>86461201
Korea, Vietnam?

>>86461201
>American education

there are so many youtube channels manned by nasal induced virgins speaking over their iMovie clip shows it is astounding

playing devils advocate here, kong sucked balls and so do most blockbusters but if you watch both these types of movies and youtubers like cinema sins you are a pleb anyways

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>>86461347
how long do you think you're going to have to cling to that guy as evidence while evidence against Muslims being capable of living in a proper society piles up every other week?

>>86461164
>omg I can't believe you're defending shitty comedy's right to be shitty comedy
>I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW
I didn't want to call you retarded at first. But you're retarded.

>call Jordan autistic
>make this thread
What's the point? Have you done anything as impressive as him? Maybe one day when your work ethic is as good as his you can make fun of me.

>>86461371

>quote trump who says "BOTH sides are shit"
>both as in two
>complain about reducing things to only two sides

this is getting sad

>>86461426
>all those emojis on top of that video
Facebook is cancer.

>>86461207
>The big grab was that he did most of the sfx and monsters himself. Showing that you can produce that level of quality on a low budget is a big appeal to studios.
I definitely agree. Still bummed godzilla was so flat with the human elements because thats the opposite of monsters.
While I like seeing smaller directors get a good break there's something to be said for spending more time in the minor league and really tightening up your craft.
JJ is a good example. I don't think hes the worst director, but its terribly obvious he needed more time as a working director to smooth out his style a little.

>>86461456
he actually said many sides, idiot

>>86461428
no need to answer it. Do you know how to read? Again, no need to answer it, it's rethoric. Btw, you just said it's shitty, so you're just basically saying I'm right in my judgement about it being shitty. Telling you, just in case you didn't know what did you just write. Faggot.

>>86461475
those are the viewers' reactions, as in "British" Al Jazeera watchers' thoughts on another allahu ackbar attack

>>86461486

The guy I replied to said "both". Wow, can't even quote Dear Leader correctly as well. Why are alt-right Nazis such failures at life lmao

>>86458431
Ive got nothing to say about this guy because I don't really know who he is, but I can tell that Cinema sins is the worst fucking youtube chanel for things related to movies

>>86461426

If you hate terrorists who drive cars into crowds, why are you trying so hard to defend someone who did the same thing? Hypocrite much?

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>>86461523
I'm sure a leftist /tv/ poster is a good judge of success in life

>>86459317
>>86459057
I think it's funny when the Rock does it because it reminds me of his wrestling days. The guy this thread is about seems like a total sperg

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>>86461426
Why are you bringing Mudslimes into this all of a sudden? What kind of retarded whataboutism is this nigger?

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>>86461572
that's why I posted a picture of a shooting, like that one leftist did against elected officials of the United States of America :^)

>>86461596

How impartial. Truly a believer in many sides. I totally believe you hate all sides of everything.

>>86461596
>ebin memes :DD
>share this on facebook based pedes :DD
nigger do you expect me to read that cringy ass shit

>>86461636
>one white guy kills three people
>people lose their fucking minds
>22 kids get blown up by mudslimes
>out of headlines in less then a week, DON'T ASSOCIATE IT WITH ISLAM OR YOU'LL RADICALIZE THEM, etc.
really boils the noodle

>>86460967
>no lap dance
>ding
Youtube videos are srs bsns. We

>>86459809
Its still a valid point though, youtube is just bloated, what you could do for 18 minutes? Play a good video game? I could feel something during a Breath of the Wild 20 min playthrough.

Read a chapter in a good book.

Now people are staring vacuously at a screen hoping for whatever meager chuckles they can get at a movies expense, while the narrator gets almost free money and fame for making unintelligent observations and weak jokes.

>>86461654
There's only one side. All extremists must die.
-Obi Wan

>>86461640

Is that like the guy who shot up a church in SC or the one who shot up a mosque in Canada? Or the one who stabbed people on a train because they were too brown? Also, the second amendment exists to use against elected officials. Try reading the constitution sometime. Maybe in between worshiping southern traitors and foreign fascists you can squeeze that in.

>>86461688
The fuck does any of that have to do with the price of tea in china?

>>86461688
>one is a foreign terror attack
>one is done by an American
also
>whataboutism
>strawmanning
rly gets the niggin jiggin eh lad

>>86461759
>Or the one who stabbed people on a train because they were too brown
You mean the guy that felt the Bern?

>>86461701
Wow. Sounds like there's an opportunity for you to make a better product and take him out of business, or go read a book instead of spending time bitching on a Mongolian Basket Weaving Board. You are legit retarded or a woman.

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>>86461640
BUT WHAT ABOUT X
BUT WHAT ABOUT Y
CHECK AND MATE PALLY

>>86461783
whataboutism is just slang for "shit I got caught being a hypocrite"

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>>86459597
>people who go to film school get careers as filmmakers

>>86461801
>berners can't become white supremacists
wtf I'm donating to based Bernie now??

>>86461596
it would be funny if he demanded the disestablishment of the police but he didn't
9/11 would have happened regardless of americas Islamic population

>>86461836

WUTTABOUT your argument though? what about that time someone said something different in another thread? why are you such a hypocrite?

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>>86461688
>you can't be outraged by both
This is your brain on Kekistani deflection tactics.

>>86461783
>Look look! I can name fallacies that are supposedly in your argument! :D
Okay but what's your actual argument?

>>86461439
>Have you done anything as impressive as him?
Yes, actually. I took a massive shit this morning.

>>86461966
>Muslim Terrorist attack
>American protestor murders another American
Literally the same two things, nothing to see here folks, everything is fine in the US of A.

>>86461959
the issue is that most aren't outraged by the latter anymore, they just spend all their time whinging about OH WOW CAN YOU NOT ASSOCIATE THIS WITH ISLAM OKAY NAZI??? #NOTALLMUSLIMS

>>86461510
>*triggered*

>>86461510
The term you want is "rhetorical."
>wahhhh don't even talk to me right nao, I want my safe space, wahhhhh talk to the hand
You're calling me a faggot? Lmao. I'm saying whether they are good or shitty is irrelevant. You're accusing them of hiding behind a wall of irony like RLM and thus immune to criticism or something. Even RLM is not immune, but Cinemasins doesn't even hide behind "it's just satire bro."

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>thread topic is about a movie director going on an autistic rant about a Youtube channel on Twitter
>75% of the posts ITT are /pol/ shit

>>86461556
They are garbage,but going on an autistic Twitter rant about it just shows how butthurt this guy is.
And the counter examples he gives are so cringy.

Like others have said he did the same thing because some guy was browsing Breitbart.
He is just a easily triggered retard.

I mean, I agree with him, but you don't have to be a sperg about it.

>>86460053
Is this a joke image? That literally looks like your typical brony meetup.

Is this the pinnacle of triggered? I seriously doubt anyone else got this triggered in the world about anything ever.

>>86464247
there's no proof it's an actual /pol/ meeting, just a bunch of teen trump supporters.

>>86464299
>teen trump supporters
Which is /pol/.

He's right tho

>>86463609
The absolute state of /tv/.

>>86464392
No he's not, lmao. His movie is pure, unadulterated shit.

>>86464351
Not necessarily. It could also be Reddit.

>>86459416
There's a huge difference between being a random person anonymously sperging on an anime imageboard and being a professional film director going into full autism mode on their public twitter account.

>>86464351
>>86464464
proof?

>>86458431
He should just start directing for BLACKED.

I like how noone ITT has yet to prove him wrong.
Btw
>his film was shit
>he talked shit about drimpft
are not arguments.

>>86464442
doesn't mean he's wrong about cinemasins

>>86459706
>I'm off to actually make things with my day instead of leeching off others
Yes, clearly not mad at all
>We live in an age when truth is disposable to most people and facts don't matter
It was already obvious to anyone who has seen Kong: Skull Island that this guy is a brainlet, but this confirms it further. What a turbo chode

who actually watches cinema sins?

So we're out here nitpicking each other for nitpicking a director who is taking the time nitpicking someone who nitpicked his movie on a channel dedicated to nitpicking movies?

>>86465154
I do

>>86465233
why

>>86458956
>>86458994
>>86459085
>>86459327
>>86459706
he should make a CinemaSinSins Youtube channel, he's just as autistic

>>86459810
This little punk is cringe incarnate

>>86465478
Because I appreciate serious cinema critique

>>86464464
>could be reddit
This whole site is just a lounge for bored redditors to blow of some steam

>>86459075
This.
Who has the fucking time to watch a two hour long video on something like "Why Zombie Simpsons is the worst thing to happen ever" or "Why *female CEO* is ruining Cartoon Network" or fuck even "Why *singers girlfriend* ruined the sound of *mid-tier rock band you've never cared about*"
Youtube has been blowing up with this shit lately because everyone wants to just be a critic on the internet.

That faggot is directing the MGS movie

>>86458431
I love cinemasins. I only watch for movies I've seen, but I'm about to go watch skull island

>>86461201
This is bait. Communism was public enemy number one for decades in the US

>>86461836
unironically this, alt left are the worst fucking offenders of this buzzword

>>86459682
He's literally making screenshots about every criticism and saying all the reasons it's wrong. If that's not nitpicking I don't know what is

>>86458431
The fucking irony... he criticizes them for letting their videos run too long, not editing them down. And then he writes a whole fucking book on Twitter repeating the same points over and over. I'm not a fan of CinemaSins either, but this is not a good look.

Every director knows you don't respond to your critics like this, it's a sign of weakness. There's blood in the water now and his next movie is gonna be ripped to shreds

>>86465836
But that was back in (((archaic times))) when everyone was a bigoted white person (did I mention I was born in 1999 lmao)

>>86464464
/pol/ and reddit have been synonyms for quite a while, regardless of how could that hurt your feelings

>>86463609
/tv/ has been like this for a while now, it's pretty trash, I don't even know why I'm on this board and not a better board like /ck/ or /trv/
al/ck/oholism threads are some of the comfiest threads on 4chan desu

>>86458877
Did people forget what an essay is? Damn just write it beforehand and link to it.

>>86460053
This is benign as far as internet meetups go.

cinimeasins is shit but
>20min no feels
might be the worst argument I've ever heard against it

>>86465974
But that wouldn't gain him as many internet points.

>>86458431
bruised ego
>muh kong

>>86465973
>tfw you got banned for global rule 3 for telling an autistic shitposter to kill himself
>Catalog full of cunny and /pol/ b8
The state of this board

>>86459075
Part of that is driven by youtube and how they're tracking views and monetization.
Used to be views were the important thing, now its about how long people watch, and how often they return to watch your content (or something like that).
So if you want to trend on youtube you need to be putting out semi-long format videos every day, which means lazy padded clickbait shit.

>>86458431

>getting feelings from rick an morty

Other than a few laughs each episode its not leaving me pondering the universe.

>>86466798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0

cinemasins is pure cancer and anyone who defends them should kill themselves

>>86466798
Oh wew actually nevermind this guy is a faggot then, fuck cinemasins and this jordan vogt cunt

Was his Kong movie any good?

>>86458674

I don't understand, why don't you do it?

>>86467091
better than marvel trash, at least.

>>86467091

it was ok but nothing special at all

it could be a masterpiece and this kind of spergout over a meme youtube video would still be indefensible

>>86467091
No.

>>86458498

I wish. He used 20 words to say what only needed 5, now all everyone's gonna pay attention to is the fact that he's clearly triggered and get off on it.

It's a shame because he helped me understand what it is about "satire" that pisses me off. But for the most part he's touching on things that aren't all that illuminating.

>>86467091
It would've been a drag if it didn't had charismatic actors, Thor and the blonde girl are so boring you feel like watching a tumblr post for 2 hours, John C Reilly steals the show.

i was surprised by because i thought it would been one of the worst movies i seen in the cinema, but it is average, king kong fights are cool looking shots, but the characters are really generic.
It is ok, it barely touches any new ground, and that is fine, but it all comes down if you want to see King Kong fight some dinosaur monster

>>86459195

You just answered your own question. You think a retard could manage making a movie on a low budget?

>>86458431
>So what value does Cinema Sins have beyond leeching from the work of others?
I wonder his opinion on Stranger Things

>>86459416
You just dont get it mum, its meta!

>>86459162

...How is that interesting?

How is that even related to each other?

>>86460981

Not that guy but I agreed with him (felt second-hand embarrassment at his reply to you) and I wanna acknowledge that you made a really good argument

CinemaSins don't generate their own views and popularity, people respond to their lazy product and I get now that they're the ones I should be fussing about, if anyone at all

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>>86459416
>Taking some pics must take a lot of time.
Now you are just being dense.

Why cant we just laugh at some actual movie director acting like butthurt teen retard.
If anything this shows a lot about the state of hollywood.

>>86468545
Hollywood has always been shit. The world at large has always been shit. People who say "X just goes to show the absolute state of Y" just want to complain without offering solutions.

>>86458431
Cinema sins is trash and has probably helped create a generation of nit picking film "experts" that think acknowledging tiny continuity errors counts as actual criticism but at the same time this guy would never have said anything if they didn't make a video on one of his films.

He is a prissy cunt with hurt feelings and they're talentless hacks with a shit channel. They are no sides to take with this really.