ITT: pure kino critics almost tricked you into not watching

Young Pope also

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Guilty pleasure thread?

Nik Nik dodged a bullet there. His carrier could have been ruined.

>>86450986
Guilty pleasures are a different thing

>>86450913
I fucking loved this piece of shit so much

>>86450913
Tron Legacy

>>86450913

i unironically liked the world building a lot, especially Ra and how he carries the sun every day

>>86453860
my nigga

Lost all respect for Kermode when he dissed this kinographíe

>>86450913
Unironically bought the steelbook.

>>86450986
How many fucking cuts does Alexander have?

>>86450913
>Gods of Egypt
>everyone is white
What did they mean by this?

Absolutely Anything

>>86457657
that they were not negros indeed, sorry Tyrone

>>86451030
His Carrier?

>>86457652
Terrible movie

>>86450913
>>86453860
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>>86457523
Is it really that good?
I love Nikolai so I considered it but 5 minutes made me reassess my decision.

>>86459839
When I was about 13, a friend of mine said we HAD to watch it. It was horrible. Unfunny and boring. Metal spider didn't grab my attention

Then I grew up and watched it again. it was even worse. Will Smith could have been in the matrix

>>86459900

I watched it in the 90s, after watching MiB, when I was 5 or so. I loved it. Now I only watch it for nostalgia reasons, but I still like it.

>>86459998
I cant watch MiB, the whole movie straight through. It's good and has some funny parts but it drags on for so long

Suicide Squad
I'm being serious

>>86459860
It's good shit, much better than those greek god/titans movies.

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>>86450913
>expect John Carter in egypt filled with we wuzes
>got live action Zone of Enders instead
fucking neatos

>>86459976
You are just fucking around.

>>86457523
I wish this was real but I know you are just playin'

>>86460186
What do you mean by this? I'm not planning on watching it.

>>86460113
Shit taste. Not kino for sure. That movie was the worst clusterfuck DC has made yet