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Why doesn't /tv/ ever talk about this literally perfect film?
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dishonest filmmaking
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Moar like Lie Lie Land: The Dishonesting.
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>>86449680
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22lie%20lie%20land%20is%20a%20live%22/
Do not post this again.
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*sniff*
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>>86449680
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>>86449659
Lie Lie Land is a live-action Disney movie. Except Disney movies have better soundtracks, characters, and the struggles faced by those characters aren't fucking retarded. Hollywood hasn't put out a movie this self-masturbatory since The Artist. It is honestly unbelievable how shallow this garbage is.
>dude just follow ur dreams no matter how delusional lmao
The movie justifies this idiotic moral by having the characters achieve their insipid dreams through luck and happenstance rather than hard work. Mia shits out a single one-woman show and does one performance of it; of the 8 people in the crowd, one is a casting agent who falls in love with her and delivers her an A-list acting career on a silver platter. Seb's friend bumps into him, and immediately offers him a job. Following that, despite the decline of jazz in LA and having no experience running a business, Seb ends up owning a hugely successful jazz club. I am sure it is very easy to romanticize succeeding in Hollywood through dumb luck when the people making the film did just that. Many of the scenes in the film were homages, but it doesn't justify them. The overlong scenes of Seb and Mia dancing against romantic backgrounds get old very quickly, and just hammer home the fact that there is no substance to this film. It is also surprising that the relationship at the core of this film only came about due to coincidence; these two run into each other 3 times for no reason other than convenience for the writer.
Chazelle obviously has the self-awareness to realize how saccharine and empty the movie was. In order to make it seem like something other than a sugary bowl of sunshine, he attempts to give it a "bittersweet" ending, but he even fails here -- both characters get everything they wanted out of life.
>b-but they don't end up together, they were meant for each other
You have to be a teen girl to even consider this line of thinking.
2/10 - at least it looked decent
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>>86451564
Not sure if pasta, but I agree with every single point you made, I have some quibbles with your image though
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>>86449706
>archivefags
my fucking sides
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Are you a girl
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>>86452030
>not sure if pasta
it is
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>>86451564
.that list
This is some very well constructed b8
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>>86452030
>not sure if pasta
>an archive link to the pasta was provided literally BEFORE it was posted
Some people are too retarded to fix, it seems.
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>>86452395
Archives are a good way to demonstrate the mental illnesses of some people. They can't get away with reposting anymore because the archives BTFO them. It's nice.
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>>86449680
Korinefriend strikes again
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>>86455650
>he thinks its just one guy
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>>86455579
lol, I couldn't be bothered clicking on the link to archived autism
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>>86455650
>copypasta is always posted by the same person
this is bait, right?
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>>86449659
this is just one of those modiocre films that hollywood and normies say is art just because it is not about explosions or teenage wizards
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>>86456058
It's pretty much Transformers for the "sophisticated" - pandering, corporate, unoriginal
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>>86456058
>modiocre
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he hates la la land but has watched every single comic book film released since 2002
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>>86449680
/thread
>>86449706
>>86449659
Why do you keeo posting this thread then hypocrite?
La La Land is shit
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The guy who posted this thread posted the pasta as well. Makes one think.
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La La Land
>fake Hollywood
Sunset Boulevard
>real Hollywood
Mulholland Drive
>lynchywood
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>>86449680
The perfect review for this movie.
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>>86449659
there isn't much to discuss, it's perfect.
>>86449680
meme
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>>86458537
I guarantee you cannot find this exact thread in the archive.
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La La Land is not a live-action Disney movie. Disney movies do not have better soundtracks, characters, and the struggles faced by those characters are fucking retarded. Hollywood has put out a more self-masturbatory movie than The Artist, and it is called Under the Skin. It is honestly unbelievable how deep this non-garbage is.
Chazelle obviously has the self-awareness to realize how saccharine and empty the movie was not. In order to reveal that it is something other than a sugary bowl of sunshine, he gives it a bittersweet ending, and he does not fail here -- both characters do not get everything they wanted out of life.
>They don't end up together. They were meant for each other. *puffs expensive cigar knowingly*
You have to be a 28 year old marine biologist to be intelligent enough to consider this line of thinking.
10/10 - it looked great
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