she will make u cum

what the fuck is this

>>86431437
something to masturbate to duh
you never fucked your hand before?

>>86431150
>https://vimeo.com/224747465

Some natbro waifutist spend a great deal of time splicing all this shit together

>>86432402
>Some literal autit spend a great deal of time splicing all this shit together
ftfy

>>86433505
It's hot dude.

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>>86431150
not her

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>>86434297
her?

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>>86432402
Sounds like /ourgoy/

>>86434445
What the fuck

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>>86434527
What's wrong, anon? Are you intimidated by motherhood?

who pumped his sperm into her?

>>86434837
david duke

>>86434650
theres nothing sexy about seeing a woman pregnant

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>>86435049

pleb

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>>86435049
hrrmmph!

>>86435180
>>86435180
her tits were ruined virgin

>she has never peed herself in a movie
fuck

>>86435180
1st is literal perfection. she lost her figure.

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>>86435313
Here she is getting peed on

>>86435180
sauce?

>>86435180
First is fantastic
Those kids ruined her body

>>86435433
its not the same :(

She's so small and cute if she pissed herself I bet she'd cry and then I could really do some great fapping.

>>86435180
>>86435580
google is saying shes mal malloy. i guess when she started picwhoring or camwhoring or whatever she already had one kid. no kids is perfection, must have been her 18's.

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>not posting best natalie

>>86435757
>>86435180
yup
that's mal mallory
there's also vids of her and full nude

lucky mofo that got her preg
now she does vids to help pay for her 2 kids
fucking delicious

>>86435650
Do you have a list of actresses who have pissed themselves?

>>86435911
>there's also vids of her and full nude
but all those are from when she was fat already. are there any pics from 1st stage?

i recall she had a goth sister, apparently had the same tits and ass. holy shit.

how many years until her daughter starts doing lewd scenes

>>86431150
>not The Professional bits included
Dropped

>>86436063
How old is the daughter now?

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>>86435911

>>86436085
6 months

>>86436143
Oh.

>>86435912
google the pee movie database. unfortunately it doesn't go by actress but rather by movie title which I suppose does make more sense.

>>86436063
>>86436085
>>86436143
>>86436154
kino exchange.

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>>86434896

>>86434896
Man white people are such an embarrassment.

>>86436121
i'd still marry mal mallory with her half breed kids

>>86436657
she fucked a nigger? what the fuck

>>86436657
too much ass and weight in general. trust me, dated a girl like that and having her on top literally can crush your ribcage.

>>86435180
fat fat fat

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>>86434388
bumhole's

>clips from prequels
Fastest I've ever lost a boner

>>86434650
SOURCE

>>86434388
>film nude scenes
>pussy out and get director to censor his film to suit your cowardice
>people looking so much at leftover footage they still find a nipslip and a shot where butthole is visible

Dumb bitch

>>86436699

everyone has fucked everything, while you just sat around.

>>86437456
>>pussy out and get director to censor his film to suit your cowardice
huh

>>86437549
i havent fucked a gookette yet. am i missing on it?

>>86437595
I think it was for Black Swan.

>>86437549
I've been fucking my own hand for years.

>>86437611

pixelated genitals. It feels like blocks.

>>86436865
sounds like exxxtasy
would love to see her do cams (a la diana blake)

Someone post Hershlag pasta

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>>86435049
we made it

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>>86431150
>pic semi related

You know what's fascinating, /tv/?

The thought that at some point, Natalie Portman has been sitting in a very important business meeting with a whole board of multimillionaires and suddenly felt the need to excuse herself to the restroom. It's fascinating to me to think that a girl that's so groomed, so pampered... a woman whose entire livelihood is built around her looks and image squats down on the toilet like the rest of us and squeezes out a fat turd. Or maybe not even a turd, maybe her shit is like beef stroganoff with a mixture of solid and liquid whirled together. Maybe she's a person who just drops single logs; compacted by hours of constipation as she sits helplessly applying layers of make up. What good does all that make up do to your face as she grimaces and her face goes beet red and her asshole protracts squirting out yesterdays kimchi. Sometimes when I lay a big log down, I'm usually proud if it's a foot or longer in length and take a picture to document it. I wonder if Natalie feels the same pride as myself as she looks behind her at the gigantic turd she has unleashed? Perhaps she feels shame..

I wonder how her bodyguards feel, her managers and assistants as they sit outside the bathroom listening to the sounds of her ass vibrating off the porcelain tiles. How about the person who enters the bathroom after Natalie? Such luck to be able to waft in the stench of Natalie's colon. I'd like to say I'm a well composed man, but I don't think I would be able to resist the temptation of licking those race streaks off the sides of the toilet. You don't get those opportunities that often, and to think how my body would shiver in ecstasy as I feel her buttpaste on my tongue. Even licking the toilet paper knowing that Natalie touched it before washing her hands would feel like heaven.

God the possibilities

>>86437956

now we just need navy seal/300 pasta from 07' /b/ and it'll be complete with gangsterhat natalie with scrub island/snl skit background music

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>>86434388
you can just barely see her asshole

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>>86435049

t. faggot (and probably a Nazi)

>>86438078
Nice. I'd seal her butthole with my lips and suck the runny half-digested hummus out of it like a newborn baby on its mother's teat.

didnt she date devendra banhart and then she posted on his blog about what a neurotic jew mess was she and that he told her antisemitic jokes and treated her like shit? what was all that, was it true?

>>86438078
you know for a fact there's a camera positioned looking up that ass.
the cameraman (or woman) probably has that footage locked away for special fap nights.

>>86437456
there are paparazzi pics of her sunbathing topless on the beach

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>>86434388
That movie was written by Peter O'hanraha-hanrahan.

>>86437642
is it this
https://www.celebjihad
.com/celeb-jihad/natalie-portman-mila-kunis-extended-black-swan-sex-scene

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MOAR PREGGO HERSHLAGS

>>86438288
that looks fake

>>86438354
What happens when she slips down the slope?

>>86431150
Nah im good

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>>86438384

That would be extremely painful

>>86434445
I want to make a mess on that belly!

>>86435049
back to your subchan kid

>>86438511
She has the facial structure of Andrew Dice Clay.

>>86438511
she's a big girl

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>>86431150
>>86434445
>>86434650
>>86435218
>>86438354
>>86438511

post yfw Hayden Christensen lurks on /tv/ and sees what he might've had

Giv natnat gf.

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>>86438685

For Jew

>>86438511
>that delicious belly
>those feet

brehs...

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>>86438879

>tfw she can't wear regular shoes because her feet are so swollen

Oh well, her loss is our gain.

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>>86438354
>>86438511
>>86438801
>>86439153

MOAR

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>>86438575
>I want to make a mess on that belly!
>not making the mess inside her belly

>>86439745

C A M E L T O E

>>86439689
nope,
I want to cum on preggo hershlags big puffy tummy and watch her swirl it around afterwards!

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Reminder that pregnant woman are EXTREMELEY horny and need a constant supply of dick to keep them satisfied.

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>>86439947
>I want to cum on preggo hershlags big puffy tummy and watch her swirl it around afterwards!

Well now that you put it that way...

>>86438690
what happened to this guy's career?

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>>86439990

George Lucas

And according to NBF, he probably has a Jew fetish.

>>86439745
Rude.

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>>86439951

This

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>>86431150
Why did Nat marry some faggot goy French ballet dancer instead of a Jewish banker? She could've given birth to pure Ashkenazi children.

>>86433505
>ftfy

>>>/r/eddit

>>86440277
Takes one to know one, my redditor friend.

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>>86440168

I always assumed she was fucking Chris Hemsworth on the set of Thor, got knocked up, and hooked up with Millepied to avoid the embarrassment of having an affair with a married co-star.

Take one good look at her son. He looks like he's gonna grow up to be the SS trooper that puts her in a gas chamber if you know what I mean.

>>86440377
lmao damn frenchie cuck rasing another man's son

>>86440168
I dk how accurate what I read is, but I read thats hes a deadbeat burning a hole through her money for his failed enterprises.what a lucky asshole, hes fucking her and spending her money

>>86440377
Just wait till the kid gets older. If he can bantz well then there is no further proof.

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>>86440414

Not even seven years old and he's already mastered the cold dead stare of the Eternal Aryan

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>>86440437

I read he had to leave France because they were about to arrest him for fraud. That's why they live in LA now even though she hates LA.

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seeing cute smoll actors blow up from pregnancy is one of life's greatest pleasures.

>>86439986
it's a patrician fetish, I'm glad you see the light


>>86440168
>NatNat could have married a jew and given us a beautiful jewess daughter
>but she didn't

what the fuck bros it's not fair. Imagine a new mini nat who looks just like she did when she was in Leon. this is the worst timeline.

>>86437595
It was for Closer, the one that pic was from. Had a whole bunch of nude scenes from her, then she changed her mind and wanted them out of the movie.

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>>86440602
>even though she hates LA

Where would she rather live? NYC? Tel Aviv?

>>86440725
and the scenes did not leak?

>>86441020
Nope, I bet she had them destroyed, or they're locked away in Mike Nichols' closet somewhere.

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>>86440635

>Confederate States of America no longer exists
>Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union existed
>no War Thunder final showdown between the US and the USSR in the 1980s
>no mini-ground war in Bosnia/Kosovo to at least live out the fantasy through that
>9/11 and the Iraq War happened and aren't just bad dreams
>Amtrak exists
>Army Combat Uniforms exist
>Ron Paul isn't President
>Stannis died on Game of Thrones
>American society is rapidly degenerating into an even shittier version of the Weimar Republic
>no pregnant Anne Frank IRL
>Natalie, given her age, will probably only have two kids
>no spitting-image-of-her-mother daughter of Natalie reprising her mother's role in long-awaited Leon sequel

WHY DOES NOTHING GO RIGHT IN THIS TIMELINE?!

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>>86440754

>Tel Aviv

Jerusalem actually, but yes.

>"You know, I get much more Jewish in Israel because I like the way that religion is done there."

>>86436154
Is there a problem?

>>86441369
Didnt she get flack for telling other jews to stop talking about the holocaust all the time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94smJ9QJ5g

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>>86441439

>>86441484
She did something similar in the leaked sony emails, telling a rabbi to stop including her in the mailing list because they were pitching holocaust movies

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>>86441484

Yeah she did. So much so that even the Alt-Right's most infamous anti-Semitic pundit/satirist, Morrakiu gave her a favorable mention.

pic related

>>86441504

Two of her great-grandparents were killed at Auschwitz and it's such a touchy subject in her family that she refuses to do Holocaust films. The lone exception being a play from 20 years ago where she was Anne Frank.

>>86441766
>Two of her great-grandparents were killed
Wait a minute

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>>86441839

>Her maternal grandparents, Bernice (née Hurwitz; 1925–2014) and Arthur Stevens (whose family surname was originally Edelstein), were from Jewish families who moved to the United States from Austria and Russia. Natalie's paternal grandparents, Mania (née Portman) and Zvi Yehuda Hershlag, were Jewish immigrants to Israel. Zvi, born in Poland in 1914, moved to what was then Mandatory Palestine in 1938 and eventually became an economics professor; his parents died at Auschwitz. One of Natalie's paternal great-grandmothers was born in Romania and was a spy for British Intelligence during World War II.

She's got some Operator blood in her.

I'm guessing her grandfather was already grown and had moved to Israel by the time WW2 came around, and that his parents were deported to Auschwitz and killed on arrival for being too old to work.

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>>86441229
to be fair I think /tv/ would have collapsed on itself if Netalee had a daughter who was the spitting image of her.

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>>86442151

True

>>86442151

Any idea what comic strip on her leggings?

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>>86441229

>>86438149
That's truly disgusting, but wouldn't it be fully digested if it were coming out of her ass?

>>86444126
not everything gets digested, and some people have a harder time digesting food so it comes out the rear end undigested slime

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>>86440437

>preggo Natalie will never ride you while you concoct new ways to waste her money inbetween her thrusts

cumm

>>86438260
PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!

>>86435180
urge to breeeeeeeeeeeeeed rising

>>86448367
>kikes
>white

>>86448483
Why would Jews dehumanize themselves?

>>86435180

>veined, big black nipples

i need to throw up, why can't nipples just fucking stay normal color

thanks op i cum on cat he hiss at penis

>>86439745
pusy!

>>86448532
Based Hitler

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nice lady

>>86450052
/ourgal/

>>86434650
You have to be a literal cuckold if you're aroused by women who have been impregnated by other people.

Unless you're imagining you were the one who impregnated her, in that case just kys senpai.

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>>86450077
she's not gal she's nat

>>86431150
video got me hard Tbh

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>>86450567
hello newfriend
hershlag is the queen of /tv/

>>86431150
Thanks OP I cum on cat she hiss at penis

gimme some portman kino thats not black swan

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Good work OP
I wish their were more dedicated waifuists like you
PMVs are hot

>>86451156
Webm related

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>>86451156

>>86451277
did she comment on her scenes with malick ?

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>>86451363
She enjoyed a close relationship with him

>>86451217
Was it autismo?

>>86451186
>PMVs are hot
there needs to be more actress PMVs Tbh

>>86451458
No, Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRskCR3nk3I

>>86451217
this is the cutest webm of all time

>tfw you will never comfort an autistic netalee in her time of need

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

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>>86451217

>>86435049
you're completely right, don't know what these other faggots are talking about

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>>86439153
would you kiss her swollen feet

>>86431150
>britney spears
Fucking nope

>>86440414
aren't DNA child tests illegal in France?

bunp