Bond, James Bond

Way, Sub Way

Doesn't have the willpower to keep it off

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what did he mean by this?

>>86422907
*brainfogs your path*

>>86422907
i got these tiny hands

lol why is he smoking? to keep the weight off? has he always smoked and is this the first time I've noticed it?

Long, Foot Long

>>86422907
He's looking good. inb4 he balloons again.

I want to bang the French chick.
Am I in the wrong for this?

>>86423376
yeah he always has

>>86423363
Jonah has picked up on a hip Brooklyn fashion trend. The press are all over it.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/05/fashion/mens-style/black-socks-shorts-trend.html

>>86422907
>He's more fit than 90% of /tv/
It's pathetic that this formerly fat person made it before you fags.

OUTTA MY WAY FROG FUCKING SHITS
RIBBIT RIBBIT MOTHER FUCKER
BLOWN OUT THE FUCKING POND.

>>86423376
He's showing those frenchshits he can hang. All day long...his thoughts wander to Ornella.

>>86423512
>both keeping their shirt on

seriously

>>86423512
What is going on here?

>>86423546
>americans

>>86423467
Fat fucks have it so easy. Just lift and stop eating so much and voila! You have a nice Chad body

Skellingtons like me on the other hand have to spend a ton of cash on eating and then doing heavy lifting for months to get some muscle. Then you quit lifting and eating so much for whatever reason and you're back to being a skellington in a couple of months.

Also, even if you lift your hands, forearms and calves will still look skinny no matter what you do.

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Is mustache Jonah best Jonah? (pic related)

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>>86422907
No. This fuck looks like me and I consider myself fat.

Just cause hes not a huge lard ass doesnt mean hes not fat.

Also this >>86423353
This gilatnous cocksucker ccant keep it off

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Jonah "Six Inch and a Ciggy" Hill

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>Uh... do you have any other questions... that are smart?

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>>86422907

>>86424041
Holy shit, there's something very scary happening under there!!

>>86423546
its solidarity for the fat guy, leo is being nice.

>>86424357
>Leo is in shape

wew

>>86423546
>he doesn't like the feel of a wet shirt on his body

sad

>>86424422
Fatty in denial or melatoninlet?

>>86422907
What's that in his pocket?

>>86423619
>gilatnous

retard detected

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>>86424696
>>86423683
Jonah switched to 6 inch veggie delight with mustard and lite mayo on 9 grain wheat bread.


Enjoy A Sub Made The Way You Say. Order Online & Pick Up In Store!

>>86423363
What's wrong with black socks?

>>86424182
loose skin

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Miss me yet?

>>86425020
Idris Elba

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>>86422907
Now that he's lost all the weight does this mean he won't be funny anymore?

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>>86422907

>>86425020
>Idris Elba Reveals Child He Thought He'd Fathered Was Not His Son, Says "It's Tragic"
>When Essence magazine later asked him about how his eldest child, a daughter, felt about being a big sister, Elba explained, "I only have a daughter."

>Elba shared with the mag that when the woman he was dating at the time had a boy, it was one of the happiest times in his life.

"The celebration of having a son—from a man's perspective, it's massive."

>But the joy was short-lived. People close to the Brit told him that something was amiss, and that the child may not have been his.

>"It wasn't immediately obvious—well, it was, because he didn't look like me," he said. "But it wasn't immediately obvious what had gone down."
>Elba decided to take a paternity test to find out if the rumors were true. The test determined that the child he thought was his own, wasn't his.

>"To be given that and then have it taken away so harshly," he recalled, "was like taking a full-on punch in the face: POW."

>Elba added, "You know, the truth is—like, even admitting it, I'll probably get laughed at for the rest of my life. But it is just tragic, and it happened."

Yeah i missed him

>>86422907
I just can't wait until he gets ripped and is cast as another interchangeable Marvel quipping sex icon.

>>86425183
>not posting the vastly superior mobility bucket shoop

>>86423571
this,losing weight is easy af, I dont understand the difficulty, your only job is to not do something. I hate gaining weight it's a constant struggle to keep stuffing yourself while your body wants to puke. If you want to lose weight lock yourself in a room with a loaf of bread and water for a week, viola you lost weight

>>86425310
>not posting the ultra-rare Beanie Feldstein edition.

>Millionaire
>Even before he got rich off of Acting
>Can't get a decent stylist and a double chin surgery

What the fuck is his problem anyway

>>86423571
>>86425413
eat niggas. it's not that hard.

>>86425413
It's not that easy, Skeletor.

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>>86423512
What a fucking nice guy, seriously. He knows Jonah is a fat fuck and Leo keeps his shirt on too just so he doesn't feel too out of place. He brings Jonah along in the first place to help him get a crack at his hooker harem and maybe teach him some game. I have new respect for Leo after seeing this.

>>86423512
I always keep my shirt on.
I burn easy and I'm a skelly. No one wants to see this horror.