New Norm

>>86422573
>sarah silverman
>funny

Very comfy, love the standup comedy lore they share. Stellar season so far. And Sarah, despite being so triggering to this board, is adorable. Especially for her age.

>>86422573
eh, not really a sarah silverman fan. let me know if norm manages to salvage the episode or should i just sit this one out

it was interesting but not very funny
sarah was a bit fake and trying too hard to be likeable imo

i like it best when the guests are friends of norms and seem to reluctantly come on the show as a personal favor

>>86422986
You should sit it out.

>>86422986
norm was tame
adam did more talking than him

i really dislike her but i will watch for norm

I used to really like her but after being apart of /tv/ i just cant find her funny anymore now should i even bother

>>86422742
>46 yrs old

That is some crazy jewish wizardry

>>86422573
can't stand her desu. I'll watch every other episode

Pretty dull episode. It had a few good moments, but overall weak. And they only did like 4 jokes.

Sarah Silvermann is not a funny person so i'll skip this epidode

steve merchant one is really good if you are gonna skip this one

>>86422573
https://kinox.to/Stream/Knock_Knock.html

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Oh look, a bunch of whiny alt-right snowflakes are mad that a woman is a comedian

Out of principal i just cant watch her sorry

>>86423147
Heavy makeup and probably some plastic surgeries.

what did norm mean by this

https://youtu.be/cu1d5tDa5gQ?t=6m6s

>>86423367
the fuck

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>>86423367
>It's a /tv/irgin opines on elective cosmetic surgery episode

>>86423343
we should only give foreign aid to africa after we've neutered them all

>>86423323
I personally hated that episode. Norm seemed really sedated and lethargic.

>>86423367
Not all women actually have pornstar bodies, News at 11.

Sarah is very cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDf0iJ-P0N4

Refute this SilverMAN fans.

You guys are gonna be so mad when Norm finally admits he's gay.

Does he crucify her with help from Adam Eget? Hard to imagine how watching this episode could be enjoyable.

>>86423343
>selling the Vatican
how can someone be this stupid? Did the Jewish gene skip a generation?

I genuinely like sarah silverman
she seems pretty grounded as a person, and she's funny as a comic

Considering JASH runs his podcast and that norm has a bit of a crush on silverman i'm not surprised. Even tho i don't like sarah at all it doesn't bother me that she's in this week's podcast.
Also lol at people asking for sam hyde when tim heidecker owns part of JASH

>>86423447
The point was that it's an aged body, and under the layers of makeup the face itself also isn't as youthful as one would make it appear.

>>86423343
I am a very centrist conservative who hates Sarah Silverman's comedy, personality, acting, voice, and politcs

>>86423612
>Also lol at people asking for sam hyde when tim heidecker owns part of JASH
yeah but its not like they have to get approval for norms guests. Plus seeing sam and eget together has serious potential

>>86423612
>Also lol at people asking for sam hyde when tim heidecker owns part of JASH

I'm sure it's that and not that Sam Hyde is completely and utterly irrelevant

>>86423370
top fucking kek

>>86423521
I wasn't at all familiar with her SJW twitter remarks but this episode was breezy and enjoyable. Norm has a nice energy level going.

>>86423367
Would still destroy desu

I don't watch these Norm interview things, but this popped up because I was subbed so I watched it.

Not sure if it's because of Norm's charm but she genuinely came off as a pretty chill person to hang out with, and I don't like her (although never seen one of her specials, just from what I've read)

>>86422573
Larry King was on Norm too, and he's as funny as a dead toad.

>>86423673
>her SJW twitter remarks
she's worse than just some faggy celeb with hot twitter opinions, she actually was defending Hillary at democrat rallies when Bernie fans found out that he was genuinely cheated out of having a shot at the primary
>you Bernie people are being ridiculous
>democracy is ridiculous, we're in charge now OK sweetie get over it
I'm so fucking happy they all got to cry and throw temper tantrums last november

Where the are they where they can wear coats this time of year?

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>>86423718
>subbed to the NML youtube channel
>doesn't watch NML

>>86423837
I think I subbed a few weeks ago after binging whatever the show is called where it's just him and his pet jew, I didn't know he did these celeb interview episodes until this popped up.

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>>86423343

>>86423735
larry king is a pretty funny guy 2bh

>>86423888
it's probably the funniest thing he's ever done, especially the first season

non stop references of people i have never heard of ...

>>86423743
I really don't care about any of that so I found the episode enjoyable. They had plenty of good stories to share.

>>86423888
>whatever the show is called where it's just him and his pet jew

???

>>86423916
dirt nap

>>86422573
they talk over each other too often and suddenly laugh about something and I usually have no clue what they're laughing about given it's a very reference-based show

>>86423595
I like her standup. it's not as obnoxious as other female comics.

>>86423595
Agreed. Her Mr. Show/Shandling pedigree, her old Comedy Central show, some funny standup specials, i like her.

>>86422573
first one was ok, second one she wen't full "I had an awakening, I realized classic movies are so white, there's an epidemic of cops killing innocent black youths" and I stopped watching

>>86423500
EVERY BIG ACTRESS IS A TRANNY

BIG SHOULDERS, SQUARE JAW

STAR WARS LADY, KING KONG LADY, ALL OF THEM

IT'S EVERYWHERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US

>>86423519
he's not gay, it's for a roll

>>86426697
I know he's got fat, and sure he likes his food, but I'm not sure even Norm would come out of the closet just for some bread.

>>86426697
A delicious jelly roll?

>>86427271
he's really enthusiastic when shilling that snack website

>>86422573
Oy vey

>>86422573
damn she looks good

she's so cute when she's high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLOF2es9tu8

>>86428318
>DUDE WEED LMAO: The Podcast
kill yourself

>>86422573
A lot of awkward silences for some reason

>>86428318
Is Doug also a jewish?

>>86423343
So now she's stealing Bill Hicks jokes as well.

>>86423343
>make your name as "edgy" comedian
>post hysterical PC nonsense about evil white men being everywhere as you age, childless and unloved
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

>>86423447
>Not all women actually have pornstar bodies
most women have women bodies though

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why is she so cute bros?

>YWN cuddle up with her by the fire on a cold winter night while shitposting on /tv/ together

>>86423343
CATHOLICS B T F O

I'm about halfway through the joke section, and they've all been pretty terrible. Not even funny bad, just unfunny.

>>86429360
The Mia Khalifa effect, glasses and a big smile

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>>86430322
nah she's a cutie either way

cute dogg

>>86430482
Yeah, face is always cute enough to lick, but she looks a little bit like Judge Judy there

>>86422573
it wasn't funny so that sucked.

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i think her sister a cute more than her

or at least a better voice

>>86424014
I think he watched the openings with Eget and thought it was an entire show of just that?

>>86422573
She'll be 47 soon she has aged pretty fuckng well considering most Jewish women turn into rats after 40

Her ass looks so fucking fat and wonderful in this.

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>>86423343
Likeable cutest most relatable Jew Celeb wants people to sell out their own history. I'm not sure...but... this really...makes me....think?

>>86432376
I want to hatch transdimensional reptilians with this dude

>>86432376
Are you in the Dr. Katz thread too? Why did she divorce Ben?

>>86435243
yes and i didn't know they divorced, just that they got engaged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vE0d2UkTrg

>>86422573
Does this bitch pay her way into shit? I don't know anyone who enjoys or appreciates her.

>>86423367
What kind of body type is that?

>tyson
>lee
>seinfeld
>silverman
Lol norms been a minority on his own podcast almost every time this season

>>86435602
the colugo

Sarah doesn't bring up her bedwetting or general toilet accidents enough to satisfy me.

>>86435602
she just needs to let that gorgeous ass get bigger, then the waist looks slender by comparison.

Is it just me or does Norm seem far more tame/professional this season? Perhaps the Merchant and Hader episodes aside, he just seems to be playing the gig a bit closer to the books, even the Adam Egret abuse has been at an all time low. That said I thoroughly enjoyed the Bobby Lee and Mike Tyson episodes.

>>86437533
My favorite part of anything involving Norm is when he tells stories about his dad.

>>86437533
The Bobby Lee and Sarah Silverman episodes are actually older. You can tell by Norm's appearance and the set

>>86422573
Part 1 was extremely comfy, and one of the best, if not my favorite /norm/ so far. She's a cutie, and didn't bring any of the leftist drivel I expected. Adam eget was a slobbering fanboy, it was embarassing. Part 2 got a little long I think and were struggling to keep the conversation going.

but how does a professional and experienced and successful comic like her SHUT DOWN READING JOKES??!?!

>>86422986
she didn't bring any of her normal politics. it's actually a very comfy episode. not silverman like I'd expected her to be

>>86422573
>hundreds of accounts made 5 mins after the vid was posted saying "DUDE INB4 MUHSOGYNEE LEAVE HER ALONE"
really makes u think

>Silverman
>Some gook nobody
>Half retarded nigger
>Hader
>Merchant
This season has been fucking awful except for Letterman. All it needs is some idiot hack like Colin Quinn to be the worst season of any show ever

>>86422986
The man made Russell Brand interesting. He can do it for anyone.

>>86438452
>basing BASED fucking Colin.
If this is b8, then I took it.

Also gook nobody was a great episode.

>>86438493
That episode was weird. Russell Brand's overtly sexual and uses big words, Norm also has a particular way of speaking but he's fat and asexual now, but since they're both alphas it worked

Is this where she bitches at him for trying religion?

Why do pepe frogs always seem to appear on videos with women in them and dislike the bars

why do they women so much

I'm just now really getting into Norm. I've seen some bits on Conan and his roast stuff but can you recommend some other good videos?

>>86423595
i like her jokes about being part mongolian rapist and mexicans not being able to tell that they stink

>>86438688
Nah she's pretty cool most of the time. Goes into politics for like 2 seconds but Normy steers her to open waters.

Do you think Sarah wanted Adam's hot and beautiful juicy cock?

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was SNL just holding back norms genius all those years?

>>86437533
Norm and Adam are faggot lovers now

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>>86438617
>uses big words

>>86423519
He's not gay, he's deeply closeted!

>>86438934
Yes reddit

>>86423367
I remember that scene from Indiana Jones too.
Really liked the part where Indy tumbles out of it after the blast

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>>86432376
she's kind of mannish but super hot
reminds me of the female krav maga instructor from that discovery channel show fight quest
i just want want to be a semitic qt's goytoy

I'm really bummed they didn't talk about the diarrhea incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh7ZL3twAcs

>>86438197
>Adam eget was a slobbering fanboy, it was embarassing
He makes it hard to watch. I'd be willing to bet that Norm asked him to speak more to cover for him, he seems beat/drugged up, his tongue's heavier and he occasionally slurs. Every time he talks it seems phony and creepy, he's a weirdo.

>>86438934
HEY YELLOWMAN

>>86440682
Shut up Adam

>>86440682
Norm has the feelios because the girl he used to like now owns the studio he works on and asked to be on the show

>>86432793
She's surprisingly attractive. Cate Blanchett is 47 herself. They hold up pretty well.

women are fucking revolting

>>86438197
Yah I agree I thought she would be pretty bad but if anything silverman was the best part.

>>86441164
I was calling Adam the phony weirdo, Norm is pure. Well, and on a bit too much Xanax.
>>86441619
She seems pretty cute and put together for her age. Cool jacket, too.

>>86441783
>She seems pretty cute and put together for her age.

women are a meme

She says a lot of phony, forced bullshit.
>I never realized just how WHITE when Harry met Sally is
What? Who gives a shit about your dumb flick that was written by a jew with a jew leading the cast.
>Men don't feel the same pressure playing basketball, but I'm amazing now
Men feel the most pressure because they makes up 100% of the best players in the world. And you aren't great, Hotsauce Hillary.
>Blumpf is just like ughhh he's a monster come on
Norm had to lay off so as to not humiliate you for your complete lack of knowledge of everything political, I felt embarrassed watching it.
>It's so weird being a jew in hollywood because everyone is so racist, I should've changed my name
I probably don't even need to address that one.
>I was embarrassed I just now learned of this pandemic of police murdering young black men
You "learned" about a thing that doesn't exist. You didn't notice when you were basing your opinion on reality.
>Ohhh I'm sure comedy was so competitive for you Norm, there were only so many slots for white men, except for like, all of them
How repulsively disrespectful and retarded. I was on board to be open minded up to this point. Thank God this old spinster isn't reproducing.
>Completely bombed reading jokes and didn't get the bit at all
Because you aren't funny and aren't a real comedian.

>>86432376
she has anime eyes
the kind of character that will stab you in the back after cucking you
god she makes me so horny

>>86441847
What did you mean by this?

>>86442302
he's gay

>>86422590
Underrated post

>>86442302
i mean that all women are whores and that there is no value to women as people. they are just vessels for sex

What did they mean by men constantly masturbate in front of women? Was it an ironic ruse? All women have seen a man masturbate in public? The fuck? I never leave my room so I'm uninformed but I seriously doubt this. Can someone redpill me on public masturbation by the patriarchy?

>>86422573
she did it.
she managed to make Norm unfunny.

>>86423447
not all women are fridges

>>86422573
Do they talk about the diarrhea in the car incident??

>>86423595
Some of her stuff is meh but she has some gold.

Like her one about her sister shitting her pants while throwing up was top notch

>>86422573
it wasn't funny.
the worst bit is that Norm is obviously infatuated with the kike

>>86442043
This post is embarrassing.

>>86422573
She comes across as very fake, but in an OKAY sort of way.

She's dating Michael Sheen??
Odd pairing

>>86422573
could do better than Sarah, but at least it's not MADtv Asian guy tier

>>86444430
Norm referenced it at 35:50
>Upset stomach

>>86442043
Who are you talking to?

>>86445060
his was the best episode since the show came back

should've gave a bowl of nuts to the dog and did extreme close-ups eating it tbqh

>>86445060
bobby lee is actually very funny, just not in a "smart" way that you can jerk off to on internet forums.

>>86437533
did you miss Tyson almost punching Norm out for trying to get him to say nigger

>>86443008
Probably counting guys who scratch their balls

>>86422573
Sarah is Todd Glass - level of "boring, muh feelings, Drumpf is stupid" guest.

>>86423367

fridge

>>86448154
> not liking the Todd Glass episode
honestly you're a fucking moron

>>86423343
jewish bankers, ceos, movie execs have way more. i don't see her asking them to fork over. how many people could the rothchild's fortune feed?

>barren

I hate the gilbert gottfried episodes.
Why is this guy so highly regarded by the fans? He just blurts out completely random swear words and bullshit in a raspy voice and then he fakes laughing really hard, repeat for 2 hours.
You americans must have some major nostalgia tied up in that guy.

>>86438711
they were raised by single women

>>86423500
she has shown her pussy on film.

HARLEY MORENSTEIN

>waaah us poor kikes have to change our names like John "Marion Morrison" Wayne and Tom Cruise Maplethorpe

>>86423367
Hideous

>>86422573
It was a terrible episode.

Not because of the who the guest was but everyone kept talking over each other.

Adam is getting a bit too big for his boots and wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Sarah and Adam practically having private conversations at the table among themselves while Norm was talking, etc.

>>86432376
What's his name?

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>>86422573
>Eh, I'm not really a fan of Sarah Silverma-
>"TRIGGERED TRIGGERED TRIGGERED TRIGGERED TRIGGERED TRIGGERED U MAD!? TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKE!"

>>86437533

I thought the bobby one was pretty boring. Which is weird because from what I've seen on other show he can be a great quest.

>>86443008
Actresses allow directors and studio heads to masturbate in front of them and perform other sexual favors in exchange for roles in movies/tv shows.

>>86437533

Something's up with Norm. It's like he has Alzheimers or something.

Nice Sarah episode, it was comfier than I expected. What's up with the fucking dog, though.

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>>86455284
>Adam and Norm petting and kissing the dog
Warms my heart.

>>86455730
>Adam and Norm
These two are getting more and more playful with each new episode. They are almost making out in the intro.

>>86455284
>Nice Sarah episode, it was comfier than I expected. What's up with the fucking dog, though.
Jesus christ I just read the last part of that sentence in the Norm delivery.

>>86455284
Hey, no need to call Adam Eget names! He is still a person even if he doesn't believe the holocaust happened

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>>86423343
>DUDE COMMUNISM LMAO!

Pic related, captca

yep i dont like her

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>>86438452

Col is a gentleman and a saint. I don't give a crap what you think

>>86449261
The Jews aren't claiming to represent the plight of the poor.

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>>86423343

>a Jew advocates for Christians to destroy their culture and heritage and pointlessly sacrifice their resources to benefit some third-worlders

Somehow I feel like I've heard that kind of spiel before, if only I could remember where.

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>>86423367

It's a weird feeling to realize that if I shaved my legs I'd easily have a more feminine body than her and I'm a guy that's not even trying.

>>86422573
as things stand, norm is 0/4

this is absolutely awful. what the fuck happened?
the episodes are neither interesting or funny

>it's a /tv/ raids the comment section episode

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>>86423343
Even better, how much is Israel worth? We could just sell all the land in Israel and feed the world. I'm sure we could get quite a few shekels.

>>86423343
Who would you sell the vatican to?

>>86422573
Unfunny Jew

>>86442043
back to Charlottesville, retard

>>86422573
all those triggered mras on the comment section
top lel

That part she's talking about how her boyfriend is easy to bully is hot :^/

>>86448227
I sad Tod Glass was stupid guest, not the episode

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>>86422573

Jew bitch looks like Gilbert Gottfried in a wig...

>>86464244
I would suck her tits for a mild cold.

>>86463199
Is this the part where you expect other submissive beta virgins to join in and compete with you to see who can be the most cringeworthy beta eunuch in the thread to make you feel better about being such a pussy and waste of skin?

>>86464322
That's because you're a beta virgin still going through puberty.

You fuck your hand every day, so saying you'd fuck some jew bitch isn't really a step up from that, sporto.

>>86464462
im not a pussy, you're a buttmad shithead heh heh heh

>>86464807
>fawning over some bitch on the internet
>not a giant walking vagina

Choose one.

Don't be mad at me, be mad at the single mother that "raised" you to be such a pussy.

>>86464807
>>86464570
this guy is a real jerk.

>>86423367
Are you guys implying that this is in any way a bad body for her age? I'd say it's in the top 15 percentile for her age.

I don't care about these gay ass 'lets reminisce about the past' episodes. Talking about comedy is lame.

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>>86422573
I like Adam Eget's Velvet Underground patch.

>>86465565
The 15 year old he stole it from must be pissed...

Norm shilling pretzels and bed sheets is 10/10 kino

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>>86445395

>>86423447
The fridge fucker lmao

>>86466272
kek just epic

>>86465565
eget is fucking patrician. he has great taste in film and music

>>86466653
hey Adam, Queensborough called they want you under their bridge ASAP

>>86466965
my name actually is adam so that kind of threw me off for a second

>>86467021
fifteen dollars a man
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>>86459605
What was wrong with the chink? It kind of fell apart at the end but his podcasts always do. The second hour is never even worth watching whenever he does one.

>>86467021
fucking change it

You only hate Sarah Silverman because 4chan told you to.

>>86458337
I don't give a care

>>86422986
better than the letterman episode at least

>>86423735
Larry was hilarious you little shit

>>86468241
nah her lying did that

>>86468241
The man-face and nasally Jew voice in that episode wasn't enough already?

>>86467210
I understood that reference

I don't even care about sarah silvermans agenda or opinions or any of that bullshit, I just want her to ride my cock

>>86470318
You might get through puberty one day, boy.

>>86422573
what the fuck is up with that intro, norm is getting so silly around adam. I bet they fart on each other's faces.

youtube.com/buh

why didn't you save her?

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Norm is interviewing Tim Allen right now.

>>86475301
WHAT THE FUCK where did you get this? are you STAFF?!

>>86475301
me on the left

Adam Eget Live
Introducing Norm Macdonald

>>86475728
>it's no talk show, he just jerks norm off under the queensborough bridge...

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>>86475301
I'm excited, Tim Allen is really interesting in interviews. You know, for a fucking narc

>>86475339
Yeah, that's me in the red hat.

>>86475301
I bet he has a coke balloon up his ass.

bump fuck game of thrones.

should i watch pt 2?

>>86477381
sure