People talking in the cinema

my friend once told 3 roasties to shut the fuck up and they got so upset they left 5 minutes later

>>86420760
Beautiful. They shouldn't have been there in the first place.

>tell someone to shut up
>someone tells you to shut up
>someone tells them to shut up
>soon the cinema is now a roaring cacophony of ssshhhhhhs and shut ups

This is why I stay at home

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>>86420800
Really considering not going anymore, or going to the ridiculously late showings.

>>86420885
ssshhhhh keep it down would ya

>>86420708
Go to better theater where they kick people out for disrupting the movie then.

>>86421120
These exist? You're fucking with me, right?

>>86420800
Shhhh

>>86420968
Lol

>go see Get Out with two buddies
>full theater
>Spanish fag, his buddy and some chick come in literally half way through the movie
>first thing they do is take a fucking selfie with the flash on
>start to speak to each other in conversational tones, not hushed at all
>buddy leans forward, says "do you fucking mind?"
>Spanish fuck says something in Spanish and goes "Chill, dios mias hola chica" or some shit
>they shut up, watch the movie a bit
>Spanish turns around and paws at my buddy's leg, trying to get his attention
>buddy ignores him
>starts pawing my leg
>be a pretty big guy (4u) from oil patch manual labor job
>lean forward and growl/hiss "shut the FUCK up and watch the FUCKING movie"
>Spanish sizes me up and decides to shut up a bit
>they leave like ten minutes later
>relax a bit, watch the movie
>they come back with like ten minutes left, right when protag kills the hypnosis bitch
>Spanish shouts out "MY NIGGA!"
>whole theatre laughs
>literally what the fuck is going on here
>movie ends, we all leave in extremely fucking bad moods
End me, anonpais

Yo what's wrong with that dog

>>86421409
I'd have dumped my drink on his head, senpai

>>86421409
Those people were rude, but it's not that big of a deal.

>>86421409

what's with the pawing on leg? he wanted to ask a question?

>go to closest theater
>Crenshaw Mall by Crenshaw theater
>Basketball Americans and illegals galore
>Go see Annabelle or The 8th insidious movie or whatever it is that came out 2 years ago
>First spooky thing
>Hear "oh SHEEEIIIIT!!"
>Annoyed but understandable given where I am
>Half an hour in
>I hear loud ranchera music from some Mexican's ringing cell phone
>He lets it ring until it goes to voicemail
>Some scary part
>"AAAGGGGHHHHH NIGGA!"
>Walk out with wife and try to get my tickets refunded
>Wife lost tickets or some basketball American got his reparations by taking our movie tickets
>Manager said he won't refund unless I show tickets
>Tell him I'm going to go look for it.
>Find a row of seats that are empty
>Take a piss all over them


When in Rome right?

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>>86420800
>flashbacks to elementary school

>>86420968
Unironically laughed

>>86420708
>not commentating whats going on in the movie