$10/month to watch unlimited movies in theaters. Would you?

some months are droughts but I'd still probably do it

>>86407993
Aren't these kikes already 20 billion in debt?

>>86407993
Nope there's only 2-3 movies a year I ever actually want to see in theaters

>>86407993
No, I don't go enough. But it sounds pretty good.

Nah movie theaters suck. The assigned seating thing is fucking annoying and everything in IMAX is always 3D. They'll start dying out soon.

>>86407993
no

>>86407993

the problem is we're a capitalist society and trying to get people to subsidize movies so they don't go out of business isn't going to work.

Media technology will sweep away old traditions due to either expense or changing habits.

You won't get the same theater experience like movie theaters, but it'll be less dangerous, cheaper and more convenient to use home entertainment.

People needing a reason to go out has saved movies but that won't save the industry. It has a ceiling now on what can be achieved, even with the world market.

Considering theaters make their money on 7 dollar boxes of Skittles, this isn't exactly as generous as you think

>>86408091
oh yea even the dipshit rundown theaters started doing assigned seating in my area, fuck you I don't want to be forced to sit in the front 2 rows just because I didn't show up an hour early

>>86407993
>>86408030
is this is why communism will never work?

>>86407993
Supply and demand would not allow it

>>86408185
Then buy the ticket online you fucking mongoloid. I like not having to cross my fingers for 4 seats next to one another in a decent area.

>>86408185
It's worst when you don't go on an opening weekend, most of the time most theaters are less than 50% full. But now you're stuck sitting right next to people you don't know because you have an assigned seat.

I never go to the movies more than once a month. Hell, sometimes I go a year without going. Honestly I hate the theater environment, inconsiderate parents bringing children to adult movies, teenagers making noise and using their cellphones, morons taking 5 trips to the concession stand throughout the movie. I'm surprised the industry lasted this long.

I pay 22,50€ for this already, 3D and VIP inclusive.
Basically every movie and every seat is free for me.

>>86408327


Why are americans so retarded?

Can't you guys just reserve your place like normal people?

>>86408382
I get a much more enjoyable experience in the comfort of my home, and with modern technology I get much better visual/audio quality than anything a theater can produce.

>>86407993
Nope, I would have saved over $200 since I last went.

>>86408439

Laziness and bad planning, spur of the moment shit.

Any of the above. We have a long tradition of changing our minds and going to movies after going out to eat without planning it and if you don't plan in advance, how would you reserve it in advance?

etc etc

>>86407993
Well, that way they'd get $120/a more out of me than they do currently.

And you know they'll keep fucking you at the concession stands.

>>86408439
I'm american and I've been in theaters all over the country and never once have I seen assigned seating. No singles policy is WAY more prevalent.

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>>86408382

I used to love going to the cinema. It sucks but I think you're right.

A few months ago there were 4 teenage boys sitting in the front rows taking selfies with the flash on for about 20-30 minutes, thankfully the usher finally came and kicked their asses to the curb. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>86408403
Because you're a fag?

Sure. During big movie months it would be worth it.

If you have to shell out $120 all at once for a year's pass then no.

>>86408489
Why would you go then, if you dont go now?

>>86408439
>dirty foreigner thinks he's superior
That's cute

>>86407993
I'm not giving $120 a year to theaters. Not with the current blockbusters and shitload of capeshit. It'd be more of a waste than my gym membership.
Netflix and their ""brilliant"" ideas can fuck off.

Yeah, I'd go see every movie that came out. I like the atmostphere of the theater.

>>86408496
>No singles policy
is it what i think it is?

In Poland one cinema chain has this already - it costs about 10 bucks a month and you can go to see any 2D movie as many times as you want - just have to book a seat, date and time. Only catch - you have to subscribe for a year.

And they give you a card registered in your name so you can't lend it your friend.

>>86408530
It makes it easier.
Just go anytime you like, wave your kino pass and enjoy.

If people are reluctant to spend money at your business you have to make it as easy as possible for them to enjoy your services.

That's why people pay for one click hosting accounts even though it's piracy.
All the movies all the time, it's just so damn convenient.

>>86407993
This already exists in the UK but it's like £18 per month. If there were 2-3 movies worth going to every month it would be worth it, but there's hardly one film every month that's any good.

>>86408618
If you think that it's "You aren't allowed into a theater if you're by yourself" then yes. It makes sense honestly, it's like not allowing an adult into chuck e cheese without a child

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Salmon risotto, bottle of lambrusco, leather la-z-boy, 80 inch 4k display, bose 5.1 surround sound speakers, pass the popcorn membership.

Why the fuck would I ever spend money going to some greasy smelly pigpen? This shit can't die off soon enough.

>>86408662
Is it to prevent shootings?

>>86407993
$0/month to watch unlimited movies in my ownhome

>>86407993
Probably not, Tickets cost $2-3 and I just go 2-3 times at most per month (Usually once every 2-3 months). Now if they make a pay $40-50 and get all snacks you want, that it's something I will gladly pay.

>>86408748
yeah but we have to wait for good print.

>>86408708
Yeah, but there's a lot of theaters in open carry states that are implementing a program where if you have a concealed carry permit you can register with the theater and they'll let you in by yourself, one because you need a background check for the permit and 2 it's free security for the theater.

Even if it was $120/year, that's a good deal for how much I go. I get what they're playing at, they want it to be like a gym membership where lots of people sign up but most people rarely go. Well, I'd go. That makes 8-10 saved for every single film I see, which is usually like 20-25 or more a year.

You don't have blow all your money at the concession stands. Just bring stuff in with you if you need drinks or candy.

What's the problem?
Cinemas make very little on ticket sales. Most of their money comes from advertising and food sales.

>The UK has had this scheme for 15 years.

>>86407993
It would be a nice option but it would definitely lead to film production becoming even more samey than it already is, making it also much easier for the Judaical Executives Worldwide to press their propaganda. Just look at Netflix "Originals" and fathom how the world would be if all of cinema is like it.

>>86408811
sounds like a reasonable compromise.

>Ask friend to go see new movie
>It's 3D so 30€ + snacks and beer for both of us
>Go get shitfaced instead

The answer is yes. Not sure how expensive movies are is murica but here they're fucking over the line.

>>86407993

I havent really read the details but wouldnt this cause a massive uproar from box office jews?

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>All the poors in here mad about assigned seating

>>86408914
30€? To see a movie? How much is the 2D?

>>86408915
Cinema memberships already exist.

I honestly don't get what all you guys find so abhorrent about theaters. I only ever see movies at my Bowtie on Tuesday when it's $7 (used to be $6 till a month or so ago) and theoretically the low price should bring out the worst but I've never had a bad experience. Even when there were amped up highschool kids making a ruckus right in front of me they all shut up once the movie started. The only time I've had the stereotypical people screaming at the screen was when I went to see Get Out in midtown manhattan. And honestly it added to the experience, wouldn't have laughed as much as I did if I saw it at home.

>>86409012
I mean 30 for two. 2D is like 13 eurinos per ticket.

>>86408748
>I'm underage and poor: the post

>giving the Hollywood money for movies you don't even watch

Fuck off.

>>86407993
WHERE DO I SIGN UP

>>86408962
I honestly don't understand how people don't like assigned seating. I love not showing up right after the trailers start and still having a decent seat in the back saved for me.

New films are shit, so no

>>86407993

Not bad honestly. A few movie theaters around my area have remodeled and the seats are really comfy.

Might consider it, but I don't know how they're they're going to make money off this since even if you're going just once a month the movie theaters will be losing money.

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>>86409218
I love when there is a premium upper deck of reserved seats that further separates me from the plebes and usually has food and drink service.

Can't wait for the movie selection to be cut down and everything just being Netflix originals

Yeah, Hollywood would never let this happen.

>>86407993
yeah I would. doubt theaters would like it though. for all those with bad movie experiences just find a good one, go for matinees (nobody is there) or weekdays. usually better areas have better theaters

>>86409048
>Get Out in midtown manhattan
do blacks unironically do this?

>>86409420
Considering that box offices takes are trending worse every year despite all the tentpole movies that coming out they have to do something.

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>>86408382
>tfw movie theaters keep renovating and cutting out their arcades
At least give me an excuse to blow off some money, I'm not buying some overpriced beer from your newly installed bar.

>Theaters
What a fucking blight

>People talking
>People on their phones in the middle of the movie
>Can't control the ac

>>86408496
my local theaters do assigned theaters for premier nights. after that they do free for all. no singles is a dumb meme. for what purpose would they turn away a paying customer?

>>86407993
Might be something I'd consider and just start going to the movies more often.

>>86409549
>Having such ADD and video game autism you have to be playing them wherever you go
go away pleb

>>86409583
>>People on their phones in the middle of the movie
That's against the rules!

>>86408649
I get that, i was just asking that anon in particular

>>86409549
yea their just done catering to children.

>>86409635
Calm down Mr. Shekelberg, I'm trying to give you my money here not trigger your autism.

It'd have to be like 20$ minimum

>>86409549
Shh, adults are talking. Play some video games on your phone instead, kid.

>>86407993
Absolutely
Also this sounds pretty good idea, though there is probably something I'm missing
I don't really go see more than 2 to 4 movies a year in theaters and that basically means the theaters get maxmium of whooping 40 dollars out of me in a year
But I would keep this kinda subscription running all year

>>86409549
my local cinema still has time crisis 3, cruisin usa and metal slug

>>86408049
this I'm not an e-critic

>>86407993
Absolutely not, I'm not paying to have a movie ruined by fucking mouthbreathers talking and fucking around on their damn phones the entire time

>>86407993
Fuck man I'd pay for the entire year.

>>86408382
I feel bad for most americans for not having art house theaters

>>86408914
Wow, must suck for you city fags and europoors, I'm semi rural and found a theater that has 5$ tickets and decently clean theaters.

>>86409877
maybe if you go at 10pm with all the other drooling morons but weekend afternoons and weekends at 6-7pm are prime polite audience times

>>86407993
would finally be an excuse to leave the apartment daily

>>86409779
Pretty solid lineup, seems like any mini-arcade here just has that fucking Terminator Salvation game

I'd probably go to the movies more often if such a thing were to happen.
I think it's a good idea but no studio would go for it.

>>86408635
helios, right?

Does this work at Regal Cinemas?

>>86407993
Not that crazy, really. Who is going to the movies more than once a month any way? Most people don't go to the movies every month so this offer would probably increase revenue. Only way it wouldn't is if there are movie addicts who go every day and those make up most of the profits. I doubt that.

If the plan was $0 a year to watch all the movies I want, I doubt I would accept it. Hollywood is dying with the sequels/prequels/reboots and I can't remember the last time I was hyped to watch a movie.
The last original movie I watched on theater was The Witch and that shit was cheaper to produce than a Colgate ad.

>>86408699
Kinda this. The quality in cinema is way worse than on good high end tv nowadays.

>>86410115
I see a movie maybe once a month, twice if I'm lucky since most things at the cinema are trash.

>>86407993
Tickets here cost $12, so it'd still be saving me money to just buy it on months that good stuff comes out, and then just watch all the crappy movies afterwards.

>>86407993
Maybe if it was valid for our cinema that shows classic movies instead of new ones. Otherwise no. There is less than one good new movie per month nowadays.

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>>86408091
>getting to pick a good seat is annoying
>IMAX literally said after Dunkirk they're going to cut back on 3D

>>86410353
IMAX is perfectly fine without 3d

>>86410353
The only people who have problems with assigned seats are American luddites who probably use their phone throughout the film.

>>86407993
I really dunno, lately no movie that comes out interests me anymore, it's all the same shit.

Does /tv/ has a similar problem? Or a solution?

>>86407993
I only see 1 or 2 movies a year, so no. Pretty nice deal if you go a lot though.

>>86409549
I still feel a little bad about this one time that I accidentally cancelled some guy's game in my theater's arcade. I was waiting for him to finish playing Time Crisis so I could play with my friend, and when he died and walked off, I walked up and started a new game without thinking. I saw him throw his hands up while standing next to the token machine out of the corner of my eye, and then he walked off.

>>86410497
I just go cause I'm getting drunk either way

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I mean just look at all of the great stuff this month

Honestly i'd probably buy one month during award season then cancel it

>>86407993
I go to the movies usually twice a month. 3 times if something good is out. And I always go on a Tuesday or Wednesday between 4 and 5 because that's when the tickets are cheap and no one else goes to the movies at that time except a few old people. I'd probably still sign up anyway, even if it's only saving me 2 bucks a movie.

>>86407993
Would unironically pay for this

>>86410630
I can't go on cheap days here cause that's when the shit crowd shows up, and it's always white people who are the obnoxious fucks. It's some bizarro shit.

>>86410548
>Girls Trip 88%
What the fuck

>>86410630
>I always go on a Tuesday or Wednesday between 4 and 5

I hope you're a student or work shifts and not some fucking useless NEET

>>86410771
Not him but I can leave my office job as early as 4 if the boss is out, maybe you're the one without a job faggot.

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>>86407993
>2017
>movie theaters

>>86410820
>Wasting time taking a photo instead of just getting the usher to tell that gross bitch to put her shoes back on

>>86410820
What kinoplex? Asking for Tarantino

>>86410855
the latter option wouldn't reward any reddit karma though.

>>86410806
I can leave at 4 too, now what I can't do is instantly teleport to the cinema you buttmuncher

Can they think of a plan to make the theaters play whatever we discussed/decided/voted/paid to watch ?

How do I check which theaters around me are participating? This sounds interesting but the problem is most movies suck and there's droughts of decent films throughout the year

>>86410697
The only time I had a problem in a theater is when I saw Suicide Squad and a bunch of gay white kids kept talking throughout the movie. It sucked, but they just made it worse. But where I am, cheap day is only Tuesday, that's when they sell the old snacks and watered down drinks for 5 bucks. Everyday between 4 and 5, tickets are always 6 bucks. I like to wait a week after the movie's release to see it so I can sit in an empty theater.

>>86410771
I work nights. But why do you care?

>>86407993
How did they even come to this? Whats stopping one person from having viewing parties? This would kill film and theater

>>86410945
I just think all NEETs should be gassed that's all.
Good for you then.

>>86410912
How would that even work?

>>86410893
If I reserve tickets on my work computer I can get there around 4:30 barring any major traffic. It's not totally unreasonable.

>>86410979
This isn't home viewing this is going to a theater

>>86407993
Do I have to pay extra to bring my falcon?

>>86410979
instead of having people just pirate your movie in shitty quality, can just pay a small monthly fee for HD movie release to watch on your own or with friends.

atleast one option gets them money.

I'm trying to sign up but the freaking signup on the app and the website have both crashed REEE.

This shit will save me 2 bucks on my Logan Lucky ticket next week and then seeing another movie in August would be essentially free for me. May go see Annabelle Creation with my buddies or something.

>>86410038
cinema city, imax is not included tho

>>86411006
why not get them education employment or training instead of gassing them?

It is an excellent idea for movie theaters, horrible idea for the producers of the movie.

>going to the movies multiple times in a month means you will buy more food from the theater
>significantly less profit per viewing for the movie studio

They would probably need to double that price to get even one studio on board.

>>86411079
>This isn't home viewing this is going to a theater
lol fuck that
>>86411201
maybe a service like that could be provided by cable stations, like for people who only want to watch GoT or something but not movies. Thats goin to far.

>>86407993

Fuck yes. Going to the theater is the only reprise I get from my dull fucking life

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http://www.dca.org.uk/?from=2017-8-19

My local is pretty fuckin' based.
£5 a ticket. Grab a beer while I watch my flick. Maybe check out the latest exhibition for free afterwards.

>>86411225
oh good to know

>IMAX not included

not a big loss since every IMAX in Poland has 10 year old equipment and quality shittier than normal cinemas

>>86408505
>What the fuck is wrong with people?
Because people like you are pussies and wait for some "authority" figure to fix the problem instead of slapping the phone out of that little shit's hand.

>>86411006
You're wiping out a majority of 4chan boards if you gas all NEETs

>>86408708
>Is it to prevent shootings?
No. Designated shooters are in any decent theater in the states.
Protip: sign up to be the back-up shooter. 95% of the time you don't have to do shit, and you get to skip the penis inspection line.

>>86408168

The drinks are worse. The paper cup costs the cinema more than the soda that's in it.

Has anyone been able to sign up in the past hour or so? I was able to get to the billing part and it's just stuck on that page now.

>>86407993
>go to a crowded movie theater
>niggers kicking the back of your seat with their bare feet
>some psycho white kid walks in and starts shooting everyone

I'll pass

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>>86407993
Going out.

>>86411742
>Living in a country filled with THEM.
No thank you.

>>86408748
>pay for the electricity
>pay for your internet access

That comes out to far more than $120 a year. That's at least $1000 a year, even if you torrent everything.

>>86411513
I was busy watching the movie dipshit, not going to play nanny after spending $15

>being this tough online

>>86411865
>sales lost due to piracy tier math

He would pay for his internet either way and the electricity of just watching movies is hardly going to run up a noticable bill.

>>86407993
People are going to the movies less and less, even the preawareness/tentpole basic bitch formula is starting to break down. How is this economically feasible?

i'd do it for 15

>>86411742
vs

>sitting on my huge leather couch
>4k hdr 65 inch telly with wide color gamut and 10 bit panel
>blacks are actually black instead of shitty grey from a cinema projector and reflections of huge green EXIT signs on the bottom of the screen
>5.1 surround system
>all the food i want, all the breaks i want, i can invite only the people i like or just watch stuff alone

There's really no reason to go to cinema these days unless you really want to see something at launch.

>>86411865
Even if you left your television on 24 hours a day for the entire year it would cost less than $12 in electricity.

>>86411971
Is there any truth to that? I really don't know, myself.

>>86411933
I don't know but I'm going to abuse the shit out of it with my cinema rewards card for the year of guaranteed $10 per month. The 2-3 tickets per month of reward points will probably pay for the rare release that is worth a 3D ticket that the service doesn't cover.

>>86408440
>with modern technology I get much better visual/audio quality than anything a theater can produce.
Not true at all. Always funny when some 4chan neet tries to larp about having a high end home media system.

apparently you need an iphone , fuck that, i dont pay for phones

>>86411947
>i can invite only the people i like
yeah you really sound like a guy who has people over and not a weird homebody posting on a taiwanese car repair imageboard

>>86412013
>truth
Read the damn sticker attached to every new television by law. It tells you exactly how much it costs to run the damn thing. Not arcane knowledge dude.

How will this affect my crab leg subscription?

>>86411947
>It's a /tv/ NEET who lives in a shack roleplaying that he's rich episode

>>86411947
Let's see a photo of your living room and killer setup with a timestamp, bro.

>>86410548
If I had the $10 pass I would of seen.
Atomic blond
Dark tower
Spider person
Emoji movie

Since I don't I didn't go to any movies.

I would like a $120. A year pass.

They would probrably make a killing on concessions since people would go in with the mind set of "I didn't spend anything on the tickets so I have more to spend on food."

>>86411971
>Even if you left your television on 24 hours a day for the entire year it would cost less than $12 in electricity.

You are stupid. 65 inch LCD with HDR can pull around 300 Watts with bright scenes.
Plasmas were pulling over 600 W

>>86412048
fucking fine i'll get up god dammit

>>86412031
its not larp, you dumb cuck

projector visual quality is shit, you pay for the experience, if you wanted goor visuals, youd stay home and watch UHD BR copies running at 4k 60 on oled with hdr and full RGB

even just the sound system in theaters are fucking trash by comparison

theaters are a meme and are dying for a reason

>>86412138
>would of

lol and you think your opinion matters? lmao

>>86411010
Like, in a big city, I make a kick starter page: "I want to see Metropolis in the theater on XX street at 1AM past midnight who wants to watch it with me?"

>>86411398

>reprise

is this $10 a month for movies made by netflix? way overpriced if so. it should be free but with ads.

>>86412150
What's with your redditspacing?

>>86412144
god dammit mine doesn't have shit it's too old

>>86412163
>wants to watch movies with random people in cities and doesn't expect to be killed
Are you European or something to be that naive?

>>86412150
Post a pic then, bitch

Oh wait you wont cause youre a lying faggot playing make believe on the internet. Fucking loser.

>>86408091
>assigned seating
thank god i live in the land of the free where im allowed to pick my seat

>>86412150
post a picture of your setup anytime, lying fag.

>>86407993
You can just go on a Tuesday at half price and sneak into all the other screenings at my cinema, everyone does it.

shouldnt everyone on /tv/ want this deal? arent you supposed to be kinophiles?

>>86412208
>He actually wants to contend with teenagers and morons to find a seat in a crowded theater like cattle

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>>86412031
>all anons are as poor as me
good one

I would do this in a heartbeat.

>>86412171
crying about grammar when you got no counter argument, god bless you child, you must be a liberal

>>86412193
post a pic of what? i got a oled55b6p it doesnt cost that much
and sound system is cheap as well, like, are you retarded? you think theater is optimal viewing experience? theater is the meme, its a ritual to the religion of consumerism. like fucking retards still going to black friday deals

>>86412337
>hey guys peep this pic I got off reddit. I even left the imgur filename.

lol pathetic

>>86407993
>giving money to jeff besos for movies i can get for free

I might try it for a few months just so I could go to the cinema more often. These days I just don't bother and get the BD when it gets out. Cinemas are expensive and filled with annoying people, but a deal like this might get me to go see more films there.

If it's unlimited I might as well go see the other films out that I otherwise wouldn't be that interested in and be pleasantly surprised.

>>86408030
Debt in the context of a corporation is not the same as, say, your credit card debt. Microsoft is $86 billion in "debt" for example.

>>86412337
this means nothing without a timestamp, stupid.

>>86412427
>grammar
How is that grammar you fucking retard? It's structure. Bunch of fucking niggers on /tv/ now

>>86412427
Yup. Like I said, a fucking loser playing make believe of the internet :)

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>>86412337
imagine watching the new season of umaru on this set up

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>>86412126
>>86412090

Never said it's "killer" setup or that i'm incredibly rich. It's still a lot more comfy than smelly cinema and quality is a lot better.

>>86408030
Which is why they want bodies in the seats. Those people will be the ones buying over priced crab legs for their pets when they see the afternoon matinee every tuesday.

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>>86412435
>>86412460

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Literally one asshole could ruin your first experience of the best movie you'll ever see in your life.

Disregard the cost, why would you watch movies with a crowd of potential assholes? No one cares about how you feel. No one is respectful. I'm not paying a goddamn penny for that. The only reason I have gone in the past 10 years is because others have paid for me to go with them, and I didn't want to be rude.

seems like a good idea
theres no justification for how much it costs to see films these days, prices more than doubled in the last 10 years but the average person didn't get twice as rich

>>86412706
My friends pay for me too because they know I won't go otherwise

>>86412337
>>86412667

you got atmos in there mate?

Doesn't this already exist? Or is this new to the US? I'm from Europe and big cinema chains already offer this kind of stuff.
I have some friends who have some sort of subscription to the local chain of cinemas. Don't know how much they pay but they basically break even if they see three films per month. They usually see every film out at the moment and often go see their favourites two or three times.

It's not for me though. Cinema seats are uncomfortable as hell (especially for a tall guy like me), other people constantly make noise/talk to each other. They don't even do a break anymore. How long do you think I can hold up my piss, man?

>>86412706
Where do you live where people are constantly shitting up the theater? I've seen I believe 7 movies in theaters so far this year, and the only negative thing was some retard trying to clap when the civilian fleet came in in Dunkirk (and he stopped immediately when nobody else did and he realized his autism).

>>86412667
Turn it on and put on your guide.

>>86412807
Major US cities.

>>86412667
you're replying to a couple of 12 year old mouthbreathers, giving them evidence won't quell their autism

>>86411530
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>86410515
He'd have to be pretty fast to get some tokens and get back to the machine in under ten seconds.

Yes, what idiot wouldn't?
I would even go see the bad movies. Go on a Tuesday afternoon, sneak in some tall boys and literally a whole theater all for yourself

>>86411865
>electricity
>internet
Things he's already paying for. The added benefits of watching movies are just a luxury, and have no real added cost.

>>86411530
>implying this site doesn't need some pruning
banning all the phonefags alone would take us back to 2012

>>86412435
good chance he's the redditor who posted that shit to reddit as well.

>bragging about your shit on two different forums (that we know of)

Sad.

>>86412787
na it came out after I set this up. next upgrade would be a 4k projector once they aren't $5k for a decent one.

>>86413374
show me where I posted that to reddit? i just upload shit to imgur instead of digging around in sharex files, pretty unnecessary but whatever.

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>>86409376
Same here senpai. Living like kings anon.

>>86408091

assigned seating is the best thing they have done in decades, it's one of the only things that has made me start going to theaters sometimes again

I go to the movies at least every other month. I go to a nice one that has assigned leather recliners and nice digital projectors and sound. Also I'm not the type of pussy that's afraid to tell someone to turn their phone off or to shut up.

>can't order ticket online

Useless.

>>86412337
Lower middle class is not affording a house for your tv

>>86407993
My local theater has a 10 movies ticket for 30€ so no way, thanks.

>>86413470
you realize imgur compresses your images, right?

You're using imgur as free cloud space instead of just buying more hard drives? Makes no sense to save 50 bucks on another hard drive while spending thousands on a home cinema.

Plus, what about the time it takes to label these folders and to bookmark them? And then redownloading an image first instead of uploading directly once you find it. Shit just makes nooo sense.

>>86407993
There are literally only about 6 or 7 movies a year that are worth seeing in theatres. Even going once a week would be awful.

>>86412456
>Microsoft is $86 billion in "debt" for example

No they're literally not.

Yeah, I probably would.

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>>86413717
you missed my point, i keep my pics stored on my hdd through sharex, but auto upload to imgur when i screencap. it's a lot easier for me to just drag something off of imgur to my desktop instead of file digging for what i just screencapped.

>>86413891
why not just use google photo

>>86413891
I don't know what sharex is but like, just copy the actual file to your desktop instead of uploading it to imgur, lmao

The more I think about it the less likely I am to want to go unless it's the final showing on a weeknight of a movie that's been out for a month. I like being in a theater but so rarely are people actually behaved enough to not ruin the experience for everyone around them.

>>86414108
pretty similar to puush or something. like I said it's unnecessary but I'm used to it.

Yeah I've been going about 2.5 times per month this year paying about $5 per movie with T-Mobile Tuesday tickets and discount days. If it gets me at least 4 movies per month I'll sign right up.

>>86413891
If you use 4chan x you can just copy and paste the file.

>>86412208
I don't think you understand. In Europe you still choose where you sit except seats and rows have numbers. For example lets say there are 30 rows and row 1 is the one closest to the screen. When you buy or reserve your ticket you can choose where you sit. Like row 15, seats 20 and 21. So you can buy/reserve early and get the best seats. Now when you go to your seats and somebody is in them you know they aren't sitting there rightfully so you either show them your tickets and tell them to scram or you go get somebody who works there if they refuse to. You choose where you sit when you buy your ticket instead of when you enter the room which is far more comfortable because you don't have to find good seats when it's already half full and more people are coming. You know exactly where you sit and that's pretty neat.

>>86414444
wait, Americans don't have numbered seats? oh hahahahah

No. I fucking hate theaters.
The only way I can watch films is if I'm watching them alone or watching them with someone who is capable of shutting the fuck up for the duration of the film. I want to completely absorb the experience.
People talking/making noise/generally being active around me while I'm watching a film bring my blood to a fucking boil. Hence I don't get invited to movie nights by friends anymore.

>>86408382
Having people talking on a movie drives me up the fucking wall

>Americans don't have assigned seats

You fuckers are even more primitive than I thought.

>>86414532
You can sit wherever you want unless its reserved seats only at a limited screening

>>86414176
>i have this nonsensical habit that is nothing but added effort for no gain and I KNOW but i'll stick to this habit any way

actual, unironic autism

>>86407993
yup

>>86414680

No, we do, in fact, have assigned seating. And lettered+numbered rows, too!

>>86414532
They have the exact same thing in America dipshit. Some would rather not have to reserve a seat a half hour ahead of time just to not get stuck with shitty seats.
>>86414532
???

>>86414685
thank u for understanding

>>86414622
Was it autism?

>>86414756
>They have the exact same thing in America dipshit.
Nonsense. Numbered rows are a technological development that American engineers could never hope to replicate.

>>86407993
I still like going to the cinema because I don't live in a country with niggers and loud obnoxious people. Also the ticket costs like €4 because of a frequent user discount and the quality is great.

>>86414833
The superiority of the metric system strikes again.

>>86414756
>Some would rather not have to reserve a seat a half hour ahead of time just to not get stuck with shitty seats.

Nigga you can just do it on an internet like 2 days earlier. Just sit in front of your computer and click the seats

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This is a great deal. I go to the movies about three times a month, and at $9 a ticket, this is perfect for me.

It almost seems too good to be true. There has to be a catch, right?

The website is down at the moment it seems - a lot of traffic, I'm sure. IS there a catch?

>>86414982
Not every theater has internet seat reservations. Mine lets you book a ticket but you can't choose a seat until you actually get to the theater.

>>86408520
Lower End/Indie Films would strive from this desu. If it happens it'd be a steal to do. $10 is nothing compared to all the movies possible

I wouldn't go a to a movie theater if you paid me desu

>>86414685
As opposed to throwing a fit because his picture had a filename from a different website? Is this what passes for neurotypical these days?

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>>86408496
The real reason why movie theaters are losing money.

>>86415198
anon submitted a picture off of a popular image hosting site as his own. if that doesn't irritate you then you're gullible. you ought to expect posters making shit up, remember where you are.

what does that have to do with autism?

>>86411316
Movie pass pays the full price of the ticket, minus whatever kickback they're getting form the theater

>>86415419
You take 4chan too serious lmao

>>86415492
you should back to a certain other site.

>>86415033
The price will inevitably go back up to the $30 it used to be after a while and they'll just hope people won't cancel.

fuck movie theaters. cunts always talking, people fucking with their phones. shitty screens. buy a massive tv and you are done.

>>86410820
He looks like a Reddit user

>>86407993
You could pay me $10 a month to go to the movies and I wouldn't go.

>>86412536

>picture I took from the local IKEA

>>86415033
You have to buy 12 months in advance.

>>86414756
Jesus you are retarded

>>86407993
There are like 5 good movies per way

So you are paying $120 to go to the movie 5 times. Unless you want to watch garbage

>>86408699
And buying all that cost you less than $10 per month, right?

>>86415848
Don't be upset that other people called you on your autism.

>>86414756
What are you talking about? You don't HAVE to reserve. You can just go to the ticket booth and buy your tickets there. If you don't wanna bother with seat numbers and all that you just say something like "2 seats, center center" so you get 2 seats somewhere in the middle if there's something free. if not they'll tell you and show you what's still available.

>>86415798
what's with /tv/ thinking everyone on 4chan is poor

>>86415923
Better experience than a shitty theater. Cry more poorcuck.

>>86415880
>5 good movies a year
why are you here lol

the one thing I will say is that a lot of the good films are not released in most theaters

>>86415955
He's saying that all the good seats will be taken and you'll be stuck with the shitty ones up near the front row.

>>86408030
They're still netting profits. Netflix's plan is long term.

>>86415971
The only thing poorfags can afford to do is project.

>>86416049
How is that different from the US way where you are also stuck with shitty seats if you come late?

>>86416095
Typically you can still show up at a reasonable time and find good seats. With the reserve system faggots reserve the good seats and don't actually show up until the previews are almost over.

>>86413822
Yes they are. They have a debt:equity ratio of 1.19, with an equity of $72 billion.

>>86411489
imax in poland is a joke, they don't update shit and even regular 2d movies at Cinema City in my town look like shieeet. Last time I went to cinema was for TFA and it seemed blurry. I would like to have a laser projector at home and just download shit and watch it at the comfyness of my apartment with crisp visuals.

Xiaomeme is making a fullhd led based, short-throw projector, looks very promising

>>86416192
Reservations usually expire if you don't show up 30 minutes before the movie starts.
Also what's your problem with being able to reserve tickets? That way you can make sure that you only see a movie from the best possible seats.

>>86413822
If you include long-term debt and obligations, yes they are, which is also where the $20b figure for netflix comes from. This is why the clickbait "NETFLIX HAS 20 BILLION DOLLARS OF DEBT" headlines are misleading, it's normal for corporations to have large amounts of long-term debt and obligations.

>>86407993
I'd spend entire days in theaters.
Thing is, such innovations would probably take years to happen in France.

It definitely wouldn't be worth it. You'd have to watch a movie a month for this to break even. There's only a couple new movies a year I go to the movies for.

I'll sign up but i have a feeling this company will go bankrupt.

>>86416559
The kickbacks they get from theater chains combined with the money that they're getting for data collection is worth it

>>86410820
This is a tickle-fetishists wet dream

>>86416415
I'm gonna see every fucking film released, man, even the shitty ones. Especially the shitty ones.

>>86412787
>wanting atmos meme

>>86411513
>Slap phone out of kids hand
>Kid calls cops and parents press assault charges
>Life is ruined because e-tough guy

I agree that's what should happen and in better times it would be the appropriate response. But that ain't happening in today's society.

>>86415798
>local IKEA

Not a single thing in this picture is from shiTKEA. This is all solid wood furniture.

Also i fell from a chair while taking this photo and almost break my leg ;_;

>>86410820
After he took this picture, he turned around and started smelling her toes.

>>86407993
definitely yes. I would mean to spend twice more money, but on the other hand, I would be able to see four times more movies.
>so many plebs in this thread not going to cinema at least once a month

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>>86408382
>teenagers making noise and using their cellphones
This has been happening a lot lately with my friends especially the phone thing. This was rarely ever an issue I've faced. Granted I don't go to the theaters much anymore, but this is steadily getting worse.

>>86416239
>even regular 2d movies at Cinema City in my town look like shieeet.

Yeah. I really wanted to see Dunkirk in IMAX since everyone here is saying how amazing it looks but the closest IMAX with laser is in Prague and 70mm is in Berlin...

>>86408030
They want butts in seats to keep the theaters afloat with the concessions stands.

>>86407993
it will be filled with niggers and white trash hooting and hollering

I'd rather pay $100 a month to keep this garbage out
>except I wouldn't because fuck (((hollywood)))
so let it happen, good luck netflix, can't wait for a theatrical release of "dear white people 2: you are born racist unlike everyone else"

>>86414532
Land of the free. Sit where you want not where mother Merkel tells you to.

>>86415880
If going to the theatre was free (of additional cost) I would go far more often. I would have no reason to watch shitty cams when I can just drop by, flash my pass, and catch a showing.

>>86417212
>Sit where you want
>it's already taken because you went to buy popcorn and you can't take your seat back because there's no number on your ticket

>>86409187
It's called Moviepass

Prices aren't the only thing keeping me out of theaters.
The whole experience is just dreadful, other people are the worse and my sofa is thousands of times more comfortable.

>>86408159
>less dangerous
kek, must be fun living in the states.

>>86410076

I had a subscription back in 2014 when it was 35/month and they covered AMC, Laemmle's and Edwards. I don't have a Regal near me but I think they have the same parent company as Edwards.

>>86416736
the average length of movies is 100 minutes
worldwide there's about 2,577 movies released each year since the 1900s
that's roughly 7 movies each day

there's been 42,960 days since the start of the 1900s
that's 61,862,400 minutes, or 1,031,040 hours, let's say you're 20 years old right now and you live to be 90 years old, that's 70 years (25,550 days) worth of movie watching .
that means you have to watch 2420 minutes ( ~40 hours) of movies per day

add to that the 700 minutes (~12 hours) of movies you have to watch each day, to keep up with the amount of movies being produced and distributed each day, you have to watch 31 movies every single day (1.3 movies every hour)

>>86417697
You can still die while driving to the theater. You can die on an escalator from the underground garage. You can die from cancer from all the shit fucking processed food they sell there etc

>>86415802
They charge monthly but will give you a cancellation fee if you drop within the first 12.

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yeah, I'd be pretty okay with this

this would be great in smal local theaters but a disaster in big inner city ones.
fucktards will bash their skulls to get into a screening at 8pm

>>86409420
this happens all over the world apart from burgerland and has done for years
>tfw work gives me a pass for high end cinemas in london
>tfw tickets for normies are £16
>tfw havent paid for a ticket in 2 years
>tfw seeing 4 films back to back in a day and loving every minute of it
even if i wanted that myself id have to pay 300 for the year and be done
thats the price of 20 tickets

>>86410728
rotten
tomatoes
is
not
a
worthy
source
its an amalgamation of liberal junior reviewers who have to play nice to the zeitgeist in order to get webpage shares you FUCKING IDIOT

>>86410912
ourscreen dot com

>>86408699
>bottle of lambrusco

Love that memory

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>>86407993
>Everything has to be a subscription because it tricks brainlets into thinking something is cheap
Given that I go to the movies less than 5 times a year at the very most and I have no desire to sign up for anything whenever I do feel inclined to go, I think they should go fuck themselves.

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>>86407993
>$10/month to watch unlimited movies in theaters. Would you?

Years ago yes.

Looking back on this year how many movies would I have been arsed to go to? I mean honestly? Not enough to justify 120 dollars a year.

They know this. There's a reason they can offer this deal. You have to appreciate how fucking bad the movie biz is doing when they're this desperate for asses in seats. The cinema chains want you to buy that coke and popcorn, that's their livelihood, not the movie itself.

>>86408030
cummon m8 socialism will work this time.

>>86407993
Does it cost a lot for theaters to play movies that aren't new?
I'd think a lot of people would be down to watch some great movies they didn't have the chance to watch in theaters before.

>>86407993
This already exists..

>>86413822
stupid kid

>>86407993
Fuck yeah

>>86419480
>socialism

What?

>>86407993
Can't wait to be paying multiple theater chains for exclusive movies until it costs just as much as a vanilla movie theater. I'll pass.

Anyone else pick up girls at the cinema?

>>86407993
Hell no. That shit will attract poor people and shitskins and I hate watching kino with loud ass black people.

>>86408496
>and never once have I seen assigned seating
What the fuck kind of backwards world is America?

>>86408091
>The assigned seating thing is fucking annoying

The fuck are you on about? I'm upset it took people this long to start using technology right so I could get a good seat online and show up to the theater leisurely, not 30 min beforehand just to get a good spot.

Fuck yes the app finally went through. For me, $120 for a year of cinema is so worth it. /excited/

>>86408496
i had to lookup if a no singles policy was actually real before buying this

:|

>>86420426
Did you check the theater list at all? I can't check and am scared it won't allow my local theater. It's not super indie or anything but they don't even allow buying your tickets on Fandango before so I'm slightly scared MoviePass won't be there

>>86416084
Can't long term if you fail half way

>>86420597
My local theater is a Regal, so I looked it up and previous users have said it works at both that chain and AMC. I imagine it hasn't changed.

>>86408091
I work in the theater industry at the corporate level and I won't bore you with the details, but assigned seating does monumental things for a theater's profits for a variety of reasons and any theater company that is not actively working to make all their theaters have assigned seating is fucking retarded. Sorry you don't like it, most of the feedback about it outside of /tv/ is positive.

>love watching movies
>hate going to the movie theater
>have a home theater and an internet connection
>haven't set foot in a movie theater in years

Creative Destruction, lots of things that existed before the internet are no longer viable. Movie theaters are not immune.

Instead of one Ghostbusters 2016 made for $150 million, make lots of small films. Many great films had small to medium budgets during their time. In every era where great films were made, there were just a lot of films made.

So a few Hollywood (((executives))) make less money, it's not a crime against humanity.

>>86421601
if you're serious then keep pushing assigned seating, if I could buy a ticket a day or two in advance and be guaranteed good seats I'd go to the theater with my family more.

>>86407993

wait is this included with your home netflix?

I've been using Limitless which is what the Odeon Cinemas have been calling this type of thing and it's great. Sounds like a shill but I've saved a ton of cash. Stuff like this is pretty great if you go the cinema often.

>>86421730
All the major theater companies are in something of an arms race to get all of, or at least their most important theaters reclined, which also typically comes with assigned seating. Outside of smaller chains, I would expect nonassigned seating to be nearly extinct within five years.