Why hasn't Noomi been cast in a supehero flick yet?

>>86407795

>titless, muscle bound swede
>superhero movie in merica'

'no'

>>86407795
Probably prefers more dramatic roles rather than just chasing big bucks in popcorn flicks.

her tits are even more disgusting than my hairy moobs

>>86407795
because foken David used her as experiment and killed her?
then lied everyone about it in latest installment of Alien covenent.

>>86407891
What the fuck was his problem!?!

>>86407795
She isn't dishonest

>>86407879
>>86407825
Noomi isn't usually this /fit/. plus her tits are bound down in ace bandage.

>>86407933
I still wonder, did he wipe all engineer planet just to feel like god and create his own children?
still confused

>>86408055
i've seen her nude and her tits are disgusting

>>86408098
have you ever touched a woman before?

>>86407795
because she's a fridge

>>86409138
I touched my mom from the inside

>>86409138
Not him, but I have, of various size and tbqh, hers are somehow small, yet flappy. That's not a good mix.

>>86409427
She had perfect titties in Daisy Diamond and TGWTDT, and very nice pit hair too.

>>86407795
My stronk woman waifu!

>>86408085
>>86407933

Nothing to be confused about, it was just a horrible movie

Auto abortion made Prometheus worth watching but that movie is shit

rip in peace

>>86407795
because she can't act

>>86407795
I want to impregnate her with my ilegal alien semen.

>>86409427
That's what I thought. Small tits that are petite have their own beauty but hers hung there literally like soggy fried eggs.

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>>86408055

>>86407795
Because she's ugly

She had her chance at an American movie career. It just didn't happen for her. She can act it's just that she picks horrible films these days. Go and watch that piece of shit movie Rupture she did.shes a direct to DVD girl now here in the states.

>>86409681
I dunno man, this makes my dick shrivel

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W8GlMs9uIpI/UZOqm6O85BI/AAAAAAAASME/cd6jfyHBJBg/s640/Noomi+Rapace+(14).jpg
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>>86410105
Those are some fucking mournful tits

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>>86410105
Jesus that's revolting

>>86410105
Really? I think they look nice and would be pretty fun to play with. Especially if she has hairy nips.

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Why can't American women (except Biel) ever get bodies like this for roles that need them?

>>86410105
OP BTFO!

>>86410198
Did she get fakes or is it just a stuffed bra?

>>86410198
because it's unnatural for women, and lot harder to gain muscle weight without ruining your womanhood with testosterone injections?

>>86410275
That's not even that big. Not at all
It's just well defined
That's the type a body that a woman who does physical labour every day would have. You know, like a field archeologist

Go to /fit/ to see some musclebound freaks.
Noomi is all natty

>>86410198
Bad that already fap a lot today with traps and blacked

>>86407795
Those abs are the limit for femininity. Any more pronounced than that and it's too masculine. So at least she got that right.

>>86410105
It's like her body went "you want tits to prove you're a woman? Fine, here's some I found when scraping the bottom of your gene pool. You're welcome."

>>86407795
because she's fucking ugly

>>86407795
Superhero movies are too uncool for Swedish women.

>>86410179
Your taste might be a bit off the mainstream then.

An ex off mine with a beautiful set (mainstream wise), actually had hair nips.

>>86410401
There is no limit for abs. The only limit overall is past the point of vascularity.

>>86411173
>Your taste might be a bit off the mainstream then.
It's just wider, I think goofy looking tits like that and similar body features are cute.

That's because I'm ugly so I imagine that a deformed person would give me a chance, which is just a dumb fantasy.

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>>86407795
She a slut super hero

>>86410105
see
as I said
her tits are worse than my hairy moobs

>>86411523
There is a limit if the woman is trying to be feminine and attractive. Sure, she could go further and have sculpted, Greek statue abs but then her stomach would be a masculine one.

>>86413135
>Not posting the gif

>>86407795
TIGHT

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>>86410105
What the fuck

>>86410105
I'm a fat dude and my tits literally look better than this.

>>86407795
Gorilla tits aren't a super power.

>>86410179
Yeah but you're a kissless virgin that has sex with his couch, so what the fuck is your opinion worth?

>>86414853
I'm a sea urchin and my tits literally look better than this.

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>>86410105
maybe

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>>86410826

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>>86415541
Morn had far superior tastes desu senpai.

>>86415633
>latinum bitch

>>86407795
I want to rapeherface, if you noo what I mean

>>86407795
fridgerlater

>>86410105
well, that's unfortunate
especially considering she's rather attractive otherwise

>>86410270
never doubt bra magic

Not Jewish enough. Would not comply with the Jews demands.

>>86407845
>dramatic roles
this shit spin off franchise movie and don't forget she was the worst part from that sherlock 2 movie with... the king of capeshit

>>86416856
wow 2 movies, sure proved me wrong
>SHE WAS IN A MOVIE WITH RDJ THAT MEANS IT'S CAPESHIT REEEEEEEEE
You are a stupid fucking child who deserved a coat hanger through the brain

>>86410826
this is pretty fucking funny

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>>86410159
It's like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.

>>86416768
She was already in extremely degenerate movies back home, so why not in Hollywood?

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>ywn lick those abs