ITT: Simpsons jokes that wouldn't pass the censor today

>wouldn't pass the censor

You mean 15 SJWs would whine about it on Twitter and then you'd post screencaps in 50,000 threads about it?

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>>86405395

>>86405970
lol

>>86405395
>>86405970
Requesting a edit with Sneed and Chuck facing each other.

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It was a different time.

>>86405970
nice

>>86407081
>>86407108
kill yourself

>>86405395

>homer gets on weight related disability
>all those jokes at fat people's expenses
>homers phobia
>even though it ends with homer accepting gays, there's too many jokes and homophobia in the episode, and retards don't understand context since 2000
>any episode centering on Apu since that butthurt poo in loo made a documentary about how racist apu's characrer is

>>86405970
why would 2 sneeds be censored?

>>86405970
kek

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>>86407081

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>>86409787

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>>86405970

DUDE CHUCK'S FEED AND SEED LMAO

>>86405970
Photoshop will never cease to amaze me

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>>86409862
>DUDE WEED LMAO
The Simpsons was never great.

>>86409862
It's actually Sneed's Feed and Seed. It was formerly Chuck's, but currently Sneed is the owner.

>>86409911
more like FRAGRANT false advertising!

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>>86405970
well done

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>>86410108
>that stupid store meme will never stop ruining actually good Simpsons threads because some autists won't stop spamming it and their unfunny variations on it

>>86410208
There has never been a good simpsons thread on 4chan. As the simpsons was never good. It was never more than a sitcom.

>>86410434
Three objectively false statements.

>>86407108
this has ruined simpsons discussion forever

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>>86405970
underrated as fuck

>>86410463
>simpsons
>not a sitcom

>sitcoms
>good

>good threads
>4chan

...

>>86410509
Considering all three statements are false your line of reasoning does not follow as it falls apart at the first assumption, that Simpsons was "never more than" a sitcom.

>>86410208
>good Simpsons threads
>waaaahhhh the show went to shit at season 9
>no seasons 1-5 was muh golden age
>weird frames
>steamed hams XD
>una vela jajaja
>andy dick is le murderer
wow what a tragic loss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoUgW09wZTA

This is a great example.

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>>86409787
Sneed is the old guy inside the shop

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>>86405970

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>>86405970

>>86410660
Who are those two, then? Fuck and Suck?

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>>86405970
it's funny but depressing at the same time as well

>>86410710
Feed and Seed. Chuck, Fuck and Suck are dead.

>>86410710
One of them is Chuck, but whom? And who is the other guy?

>>86410615
I love when it's easy to spot someone who's only been browsing here for a year or two max

>>86410562
feel free to explain how the simpsons was ever more than a sitcom

>>86410491
>8 replies
>underrated
what the fuck is wrong with you people not understanding the simplest phrases? do you just repeat whatever phrase you read when you arrived off the boat yesterday?

>>86410208
What is there to talk about with The Simpsons? Circlejerk over your favorite quoted, cry about zombie simpsons or Seth MacFarlane? It is a very anti-art show.

>>86410208
>4chan thread
>good
u are the autism, not others

>>86410866
In the same way Star Wars isn't "just" a science fiction movie. It's a cultural phenomenon that has profoundly shaped and influenced entertainment media and the public consciousness for decades after its birth. If you have trouble understanding this there's a possibility you may have autism.

>>86411073
If not for constant autistic spam on 4chan, I would not have thought about the Simpsons for a decade. As it hasn't been relevant to anything for at least that long.

>>86410744
But who killed them? Was it the devilish Sneed?

>>86411073
Star Wars is just a sci-fi movie though. It's not that good or interesting.

>>86411073
>It's a cultural phenomenon that has profoundly shaped and influenced entertainment media
For the worse.

>>86405970
my first laugh today, thank you sir
hard to stop tho

>>86411073
>In the same way Star Wars isn't "just" a science fiction movie
I agree, it's a 'pretty bad' science fiction remake of a Kurosawa movie

>>86411073
Star Wars is a shitty fairy tale in space for pathetic manchildren.

>>86411129
Chuck died of old age and Sneed inherited the store from him.

>>86410710
Skinny guy is Chuck. Fat guy is Sneed, Jr.

>>86410879
Thanks for the salt, my popcorn was kind of bland

>hey gaddafi hand over nuclear weapons or we will blow you to shit :DDD
>f-fug ok here u go
>thanks now we will invade anyways XDD
>woops thousands of africans are no longer stopped from going on boats from libya to yurop
>well thats europes problem lol :DDDD

FUCK YOU U S A

>>86409787
Fucking beautiful.

>>86405395
Making fun of le ebil gaddafi is completely PC

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>>86405970

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>>86411073
>In the same way Star Wars isn't "just" a science fiction movie

>>86411129
Double murder suicide. Fuck and Suck killed Chuck, then Suck killed fuck, then Suck killed herself.

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>>86405970

>>86405970
One of the few times /tv/ made me chuckle

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>>86412838
Your butthurt is palpable

sneed

>>86415410
you posted this shit to /pol/ yesterday

>>86407108
I DON'T GET IT

>>86415628
Is it any less relevant today?

>>86412838
Is Kim, dare I say it, our guy?

>>86412838
You know you fags could just deport people who are illegally in your country, you don't have to elect politicians who want a 3rd world dicks in every white ass.

>>86409787

that really feeds my sneed

thanks

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>>86409787
Requesting an edit of this (just the text, no need to go the distance and change the face).

>>86411129
A man named Not Important shot up Chuck's with Chuck still inside.
It's why Sneed took over and changed the name of the store.

>>86416766
What was his motive?

>>86405395
I don't get it

>>86416849
Not Important was fed up with post modernism and saw Chuck as a worm that needed to be killed.

>>86416658
Anyone has this but with the UK turning into Pakistan and the guy turning brown?

>>86407108
Sneeds foul deeds & milk seed?

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>>86405970

>>86405970
hahaha

>>86410879
You're just mad it wasn't another Sneedpost.

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>Hello, I'm Mr... Sneed, and I come from... the Feed and Seed!

Why is Sneed look like Mr. Burn with a mustache? Why go through the trouble of introduce character, only to forget about him until throwaway gag season later?

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>>86405970
How will the patongs ever recover.

>>86418478
>>86412501
He is right. 1 reply or lower = underrated. Anything higher = not under rated.

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>>86417052
I got you pham

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>>86405970

>>86411326
>remake of a Kurosawa movie

I never understood this meme
Probably because I've actually seen The Hidden Fortress

>>86416281
>you don't have to elect politicians who want a 3rd world dicks in every white ass
We kind of do. Do you really believe that the west isn't as corrupt as the third world when it comes to politics? In the current year, after the whole DNC / Seth Rich shit? Fag

>>86410434
Congrats on your retarded opinion

>>86410208
>that stupid sneed meme will never stop sneed actually good Sneed's sneeds sneed sneed! lmao!

>>86418552
The joke was that Mr Burns' twin brother had only managed to manage a seed and feed shop while Mr Burns was the billionaire owner of a nuclear powerplant

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>>86405395

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>>86405970
Kek

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>>86405970

>>86411073
>>86411143
>Star Wars
>Sci-Fi

Science Fantasy. Sci-Fi is robots and guns and spaceships and shit. Star Wars is Science Fantasy as people use swords and cast magic.

>>86405970
Overrated post

Why is this so funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgWcDR3BNo

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>>86418552

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>>86405970

jfc

>>86405970
Frenchmen absolutely beaten the fuck out.

>>86405700
FPBP

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>>86405970

>>86405970
put me in the screencap fellow anons :D

>>86407108
>Got suck and fuck in wrong order
0/10

>ctrl+f "sneed"
>24 results
Thanks for ruining Simpsons threads forever.

>>86424039
>/tv/ not beating a dead horse into the liquid mantle of the earth
Where the fuck do you think you are

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>>86405970

>>86410879
overrated

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>>86405970
This kills the frog.

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>>86405970
>tfw I grew up in France

I laughed for a second.

Then I got depressed.

>>86425006
dont worry anon, im british, we too have had our culture and land destroyed by immigrants

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>>86405970
Fucking hell.

>>86405970
HAHAHAHAHA REALLY EPIC THERE /B/RO!


JK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

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>>86405970
Wew

______ ____ ___ ____

>>86425075
the british deserve it though.

>>86425289
why

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>>86425289
hmm?

>>86425211
Sheev's Fuck and Seed

>>86422838
Alright Mr. Sneed, what was your store formerly called?

>>86425480
...I don't know

>>86425075
Has Brexit helped the situation at all?

I don't like the way political shit was crammed into this kids cartoon

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>>86405970

It really wasnt that funny

>>86425410
You do realize do to the brexit there are going to be more paki/indian migrants and less white ones right?

Farage even addmitted this.

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>>86418802
underrated

>>86405970
10/10

>>86410208
Just like the series in the last 20 years. He is the simpsons audience after all.

>>86410660
No that's the Feed & Seed guy (formerly the Fuck & Suck guy)

>>86410660

I want to believe you. Prove it.

>>86411073

The fact that you typed all this nonsense about a kiddie movie about spaceships makes me think you should off yourself.

>86405970
It's funny, but /pol/ is samefagging this to reinforce their
>/tv/ is a /pol/ colony like r/The_Donald
narrative.

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>>86405970

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>>86405970

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>>86405970

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>>86405970

kek

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>>86416281
Working on growing funds+influence as we speak.

>>86405970
still has lisa's feet, pass