Whats his endgame?

To become one with everything by consuming it

>>86403806
He will become Azor Hotpie, the mince that was promised

>>86403806
To fuck Aria, that was literally his entire plan, To woo her with wolf bread

>>86403806
How can one guy get so fat in a world of limited resources like westeros?

>>86404479
And he's not even noble, he's a dung covered peasant.

>>86404479
Bakers always cook a meal for themselves before they serve others

>>86404479
The Inn at the Crossroads is teaming with resources for some reason.

>>86404479
*teleports across Westeros*
*stabs you for fatshaming*

>>86404598
I genuinely laughed out loud.

to fook ah-yah

>>86404479
hotpie is the true son of bobby b

>>86404598
kek

>>86404479
Harvest seasons last several years in Westeros and winter just started.

>>86404479
thyroid

Think about how many calories needed to maintain his weight