2017 WORST YEAR FOR MOVIES IN 25 YEARS

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>>86396721
watching hollywood fail at everything it does, is one of my hobbies now. we are past the point, finally, where california is unable to export its culture to the rest of the country and even to the rest of the world. and it will only get worse. california, as a cultural force is done.

i cant wait for the entire industry to crash and explode.

I have only heard of those two of those flops so they must have really flopped.

>>86396721
I’m not counting the $100 million plus lost on “The Promise,” because it was a vanity production.

This year also brought Tom Hanks’s biggest flop in decades, “The Circle.” And of course there were the two misbegotten TV remakes– “Baywatch” and “CHiPs.”

Even blockbusters that seemed like hits weren’t — “Pirates of the Caribbean 5” was a bloated mess. And “Transformers 5” was so bad that critics wondered why it was made. “The Mummy” also reeked of failure and desperation.

Studios keep counting on international sales to bail them out. And it works a lot of the time. But continuing to send bad product from the US will eventually take its toll.

Maybe they'd have people watching movies if they made good movies

:/

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>>86396904
>made good movies
they cant, california is now so divorced and disconnected fromt he rest of the country that they are unable to tell stories anyone wants to hear.

>>86396833
mmm, imagine licking her puse!

>>86396981
based

>>86396981
THE BASED MADMAN DID IT AGAIN

>tfw the only movie I paid to see this year was CGI monkeys.

>>86396981
WOAH

>>86396721
this year was horrible with nothing to watch. capeshit, animated shit and some feminist propaganda. dunkirk was okay but thats it.

>>86397078
>>86397037
>>86397011
>not the first post from this IP

>>86396721
Good, Hollywood either needs to downsize and start all over or just get erased.

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>>86397087
hollywood is out of ideas, thats what happens when you live in a lock step ideology bubble that tolerates zero dissent, and punishes any divergence as as heresy
i watch maybe 1 movie a year. if that. major blockbusters pass me by without me even knowing they existed. hollywood is culturally bankrupt.

what happened in 1992

>>86397166
The horrible thing is they're not out of ideas, people are giving them fresh new ideas every single day, but they REFUSE to use even one of those new ideas just out of the fear it would bomb and tank, and now audiences are starting to get they're just watching the same movies again and again

A lot of people I've overheard at work or just in public are starting to say there's nothing on in the cinemas anymore that's of any interest to them or that they've not seen hundreds of times before

Let's blackface the main character from a series of books!
>bombs
It's the people's fault!

>>86397239
>The horrible thing is they're not out of ideas, people are giving them fresh new ideas every single day, but they REFUSE to use even one of those new ideas
proof?

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Every horror movie
>Wow what a nice house
>Oh no bad things are happening
>My husband doesn't believe me and won't stop mansplaining away the ghosts?!
>My son is seriously crazy now?!
>The psychic medium failed me so I'll call the advanced psychic medium
>Good thing she's a woman, she knows what to do and isn't afraid of the ghost
>I'll combine her women's intuition with my motherly love to overcome the demon by screaming at it

Capeshit
>Please Wonder Woman save us, we're just two stupid men who can't stop fighting each other for no reason!

Drama
>Muh poosy

Just feels like the movies are all headed to LMN. That's great, it's a free country, just don't go pointing the finger when you go broke.

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>>86397466
https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/09/how-hollywood-chooses-scripts-the-insider-list-that-led-to-abduction/245541/

They get a metric ton of scripts every year that they have to go through, it's just that they stick with what works and even then they change the script for 'narrative purposes'

>>86397640
>poosy
what did he mean by this?

>>86396721
Another great year for Disney. How do they do it?

1 Beauty and the Beast (2017) BV $1,262.7
2 The Fate of the Furious Uni. $1,238.8
3 Despicable Me 3 Uni. $921.1
4 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 BV $862.0
5 Wonder Woman WB $797.4
6 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales BV $786.1
7 Spider-Man: Homecoming Sony $702.0
8 Logan Fox $616.2
9 Transformers: The Last Knight Par. $594.0
10 Kong: Skull Island WB $566.7
11 The Boss Baby Fox $497.5
12 The Mummy (2017) Uni. $405.4
13 Fifty Shades Darker Uni. $378.8
14 Dunkirk WB $363.7
15 Your Name. FUN $355.3
16 xXx: The Return of Xander Cage Par. $346.1
17 The Great Wall Uni. $332.0
18 War for the Planet of the Apes Fox $313.5
19 Resident Evil: The Final Chapter SGem $312.2
20 The LEGO Batman Movie WB $311.8
21 Cars 3 BV $299.2
22 Baahubali 2: The Conclusion GrtIndia $297.8
23 Split Uni. $276.9
24 Kung Fu Yoga WGUSA $254.2
25 Get Out Uni. $252.4
26 Journey to the West: The Demons Strike Back Sony $246.6
27 Alien: Covenant Fox $232.6
28 Smurfs: The Lost Village Sony $197.2
29 A Dog's Purpose Uni. $194.5
30 Baywatch Par. $176.6

>>86396721
is this end of the blackwashing fade ?
now it's time for the spicwashing !

>>86396721
>unironically declaring this when starwars 8 is coming out in december

>>86397692
Universal is doing pretty good too

>The Fate of the Furious
>Despicable Me 3
>The Mummy (2017)
>Fifty Shades Darker
>The Great Wall
>Split
>Get Out

>>86397723
Only Disney will do well

>>86397692
For the most part, they seem to be IP that people are well familiar with.

>>86397692
what the fuck? beauty and the best was this successful? no one i know irl even mentioned it.

>>86396721
Oh no what will we (jews) do??

>famed and very successful directors
>no one took them seriously

MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM

>>86397466
What more proof do you need than the fact we're just getting a slew of "SINERMATIC YOU-NIVERSE" films and repetitive blockbusters?

Actually wait I almost forgot where I am so here's your proof babby :^)

>Big Trouble in Little China Remake starring The Rock coming out
>Matrix reboot coming out
>Pez movie coming out
>Monopoly movie coming out

Meanwhile here's a list of films that bombed because the studios refused to market them:

>The Nice Guys
>In Bruges
>Drive
>Dredd

And here's good movie ideas that are never happening because the studios didn't want to try them:

>Guillermo Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness
>The Tourist
>Aronofsky's Batman
>Del Toro's Hobbit
>Ridley Scott's Blood Meridian

>>86397692
Goddamn look at all those terrible movies.
The only thing I went to see this year was Guardians of the Galaxy and it was great.

The reason why normies are only seeing like 1-2 movies is because cinemas have become ridiculously expensive, it cost me like thirty dollars last time I went.

>>86396721
>Sony’s “Rough Night”
Wasnt that pretty much an all female remake of Very Bad Things like Ghostbusters 2016 was?

Was Dark Tower bad?

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>>86397839
>Big Trouble in Little China Remake starring The Rock

>>86397907
It's been touted as the worst book adaptation ever.

>>86397959
While films like Dreamcatcher, Sleepwalkers and Graveyard Shift exist? Yeah, no

>>86397692
>15 Your Name. FUN $355.3
keitai finds a way

>>86397839
>Guillermo Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness
>The Tourist
>Aronofsky's Batman
>Del Toro's Hobbit
>Ridley Scott's Blood Meridian
I don't trust trust del taco or scott either. studios made the right decision

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>>86397395
the term is blackwashing, not blackface

>>86397692
>1 Remake $1,262.7
>2 Sequel $1,238.8
>3 Sequel $921.1
>4 Sequel $862.0
>5 Sequel $797.4
>6 Sequel $786.1
>7 Sequel $702.0
>8 Sequel Fox $616.2
>9 Sequel $594.0
>10 Remake $566.7
>11 ORIGINAL $497.5
>12 Remake $405.4
>13 Sequel $378.8
>14 ORIGINAL (I guess? Debatable) $363.7
>15 ORIGINAL $355.3
>16 Sequel $346.1
>17 ORIGINAL $332.0
>18 Sequel $313.5
>19 Sequel $312.2
>20 Sequel $311.8
>21 Sequel BV $299.2
>22 Sequel $297.8
>23 ORIGINAL (actually sequel, lol) Uni. $276.9
>24 ORIGINAL $254.2
>25 ORIGINAL $252.4
>26 Sequel $246.6
>27 Sequel $232.6
>28 Sequel $197.2
>29 ORIGINAL $194.5
>30 Remake $176.6

>>86397907

Am I just a bitch?
Finishing that final book in the series was my most depressing literary moment
I felt like I'd wasted weeks/months of my time

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>>86397839
>Aronofsky's Batman
but that was pretty awuful sounding.
It was cancer Frank Miller going all Sin City on Batman. It made All Star Batman and Robin or Dark knight Strikes Again look like Dark Knight Returns.

>>86396721
I'm not surprised.

People are mocking all these flops and I'm just thinking... barely anything's doing well this year. Nobody wants to see movies with Trump in office. That idiot provides free entertainment every day.

>>86396721
i want a sequel of king arthur
the movie was nice

>>86398194
Why did you bring Trump in a discussion about movie flops?

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>>86398280
I wonder

>>86396721
The Circle didn't flop you dumb nugget it grossed 34 mil against 18 mil. Europacorp bought the film and changed the ending anyways
The Lost City of Z is a flop grossing 18 mil on a 33 mil budget.
Valerian is a flop grossong 70 mil against a 210 mil budget.

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>>86398329

>>86398194
>>86398280
So he can bring in his pictures of ugly left wingers and right wingers I guess.

You're no better than /pol/, btw. Arguably even worse since you're trying to derail the discussion right now.

>>86397087
Why don't you leave then and go back.
>>86397885
>calls other films terrible
>thinks Guardians 2 isnt a giant pile of shit
No wonder I haven't been here for a week you're shits retarded.

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>>86398364

>>86398415
Guardians 2 is great, and you're going to see a LOT more people talking about how great it is now that it's out digitally.

If you don't like that, better leave right now.

>>86398082
but the first one isn't a remake it wvwn had a rearranged score and new songs. the cartoon was technically a remake of a film from the 40s if you are calling things remakes.

>>86398385
>Why not?
Because this is /tv/. Go back to >>>/pol/ or in your case it's probably >>>/r/eddit/resist

>>86398082
>>15 ORIGINAL $355.3
>Your Name
>Original

>>86398472
Trump's constant failure is the best TV show of 2017.

>>86398456
Guardians 2 is trash just like /tv/s taste. How fucking old are you kek. It is a mess by all standards.
Seriously talking about terrible movies? When the boards top films of the year are Logan Wonder Woman John Wick 2 Gotg 2 Get Out and Baby Driver. Kekeke

There were movies released this year? Huh.

>>86397692
>how do they do it?

They own almost everything.

>>86398540
Yeah, everyone here likes capeshit. It's a shame you were deprived of oxygen as a baby.

>>86398540
What are your top 5 films?

>>86398329

fucking arm tats
they make him look like such a fag

>>86396721
>sjw movies fail more news at 11.

>>86397206
There was a riot on the streets, tell me where were you

They need to make a movie based on all the popular memes on the internet.

Call it:

Memes.

Get Thomas Middleditch to star, Sir Ian Mckellan to play Pepe.

It would make bank.

>>86398616
Probably in a crib or playing with toys. Where were you?

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>>86398588
What was that, punk?

>>86398415
>Why don't you leave then and go back.
what? oh wait, nwm, never argue with a brainlet.

>>86398361
>The Circle didn't flop you dumb nugget it grossed 34 mil against 18 mil. Europacorp bought the film and changed the ending anyways
As much as I wish it was as simple as "make more money than your budget", it's not. You have to at least double the budget to account for marketing. With that in mind, The Circle flopped.

>>86398187
jessica alba is my waifu

why wont she love me=(

>>86396721
>The Dark Tower
>Ghost in the Shell

Can't speak for the other movies, but as for those two, why not make good movies? They put millions into these things and look stunning from a visual perspective, well, Dark Tower not so much, yet skimp on the script writers. Is it that hard to find good authors that can either write or adapt a story well for the movie screen? Why greenlight sinking millions into a movie when the movie script is halfassed? And as for GitS specifically, why employ a director who already proved that all he's good for is nice visuals, especially when you want to make a movie that's also intellectually stimulating? Is giving work to your sister's stepchild or your blowjob buddy at the local whorehouse worth it sinking 100+ million into a cold grave? Big blockbusters aren't the problem, but employing shitty staff and as a result, producing pretty but shitty movies is.

>>86398583
1. Memento
2. Batman Begins
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. La Jetee
5. Captain America The Winter Soldier

>>86398576
Yea everyone here has the taste of a 14 year old spick that likes capeshit. I'm glad you agree you are the equivalent of that.

>>86396721
2BeeFaire a lot of these films were pretty bad and Hollywood budgets are way too high
What were the big hits this summer ? GotG2 and WW? Neither were good and despite their "critical ratings" 20 years ago they would both be C- flicks

Really?

Wonder Woman broke records.

Seems to me people are going to the movies, just not all movies indiscriminately as they did before. The price is too high for me to "buy and see"

Other movies that did well...Dunkirk and Baby Driver? The original movies, not sequels or remakes. Go figure.

They need to start making low budget movies (5-10M) with great characters/plot/story. Actually they will be forced to if this keeps on going.

People are getting bored with expensive effects as the selling point of the concept, I think.

>>86399097
bait

just choosing four random blockbusters and then placing a french new wave film inbetween screams bait to me

>>86399265
They'll just make horror movies . Easy to do , low budget and always makes money

>>86399295
>Memento
>blockbuster
Uh...

>>86398697
No lad listen, it didn't have any marketing budget besides throwing a trailer on youtube and customizing the imdb page. Europacorp didn't market it but they didn't fuck up their own film as much as possible.
Now the lost city of z had little to no marketing as well but it couldn't outgross its budget it made 18 mil. For a small film that's budget is 18 mil 34 mil is not great but its fine. Not whay they hoped for but not flop. It wasnt going to make much anyways.
Completely dif film and circimstance from those films that are on the wiki flop page as certified flops. Like king arthur.

Studios need to take responsibility for their shitty decisions. It's not a market thing. It's a shitty movies thing.

>>86399248
I think what people need to realize is that the box-office is not the end-all. They need to try and make their money off DVD sales, streaming, etc.

>>86399373
but they did fuck up their own film*

>>86399373
Maybe you're right, but I swear I saw a commercial for The Circle at least a few times. If it succeeded, good for it, I guess.

>>86399357
You know what I meant, just because I didnt point it out the list is still dominated by blockbuster cinema

>>86399295
Yes it's bait I hate nolan

>>86399393

I think it has gotten to the point where the people at the top have become out of touch. They don't care about movies as an art form, they care about the money that rolls in. You can tell they think like investors because the whole capeshit phenomenon has all the symptoms of a bubble.

>>86399465
what did you think of Dunkirk?

>>86396721
If movies went straight to rental they would make so much money!

>>86399422
I don't think it succeeded in any fashion people would write home about but I don't think it flopped. Again though, europacorp changed the cut because of test audiences reacted negatively to the ending which was too bleak. Then the redone ending critics and audiences liked even less it seems. Just a weird chain of events. But europacorp now almost bankrupted themselves with valerian..

>>86399569
I havent paid to see it because I hate Nolans storytelling. Ill watch it though eventually.

>>86399876
>I hate Nolans storytelling

well I think you might even like this one there's zero exposition and hardly any storytelling at all
hence why the normies didn't like it so much

>>86398173
reading genre fiction is no different than watching a blockbuster movie, its simple entertainment, of course its a timewaster

>>86397839
>Guillermo Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness
>The Tourist
>Aronofsky's Batman
>Del Toro's Hobbit
>Ridley Scott's Blood Meridian
wew, look at all these original™ ideas

>>86399971
Yea ill probably like it unless there's retarded actions scenes/climax lol

>>86399995
Useless post. >>86398173 meant that he felt he had wasted his time because the ending was poor. A good book is never a waste of time, no matter the genre, but the latter Dark Tower books are not good books.

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>>86397839
>>Big Trouble in Little China Remake

stop making trash blockbuster movies and focus on actual thoughtful low quality budget kino then?

>>86399505
>They don't care about movies as an art form, they care about the money that rolls in.

The one who's out of touch here is you, the average mong just wants to watch dumbed down sequels and action movies which is why the market's filled with them, it's the demand and that's all there is to it. There are many studios focused on art form rather than the marketing.

>>86397839
Why do condescending brainlets love Del Toro so much?

He's done literally one good movie, more than a decade ago. Is it the "he plays videogames hes just liek me" persona?

>>86397839
>>Guillermo Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness

garbage script that turned an atmospheric cosmic horror novella into a non-stop quip-fest with an explosion every five minutes and cthulhu tossing ships around.

>>The Tourist

I know nothing about this one.

>>Aronofsky's Batman

Com. Gordon has a beer and cheats on his wife. Alfred is a jive talking nigger. That script was trash and the studio did everything right to throw it and Aronofsky out.

>>Del Toro's Hobbit

Admittedly not del Tacos's that the studio's finacial problems delayed things indefinitely. Judging how things turned out once money once again flowed, we'd be better off with out any Hobbit films, not with del Toro's Hobbit films instead of Jackson's. Friendly reminder that del Toro's name is still on the scripts of the finished films.

>>Ridley Scott's Blood Meridian

Again: the script is a travesty! Read the William Monahan draft and tell me you really want this and think it could have contributed to saving Hollywood.

Overall you come accross as a clueless and naive idiot who dreams of what projects could have been instead of looking at what exists and is readily available online and understanding the process that led to these project's demise.

>>86396721
>“Ghost in the Shell” with Scarlett Johansson
I liked this movie, it was a great set-up for a series.

>>86400421
>actual thoughtful low quality budget kino
You realize these words do not go together.

I watched Wind River a few days ago and it was fucking great.

But I only saw 1 person on /tv/ post about it and that was in reference to how good Hell or High Water was. Then I was looking for a good non-capeshit film to watch with a buddy on the weekend, and noticed that it was playing at my local.

No advertising anywhere to be seen for the film. It seems like Hollywood can only afford to actually advertise its big tent poles these days. Which isn't surprising considering the number of mediums you have to canvas to achieve maximum saturation.

>>86398643
funny considering vin's one of the biggest homos in the business. he eats male scorts for breakfast, lunch and dinner, with snacks in between.

>>86400464
Pacific Rim was only 5 years ago you dumbass.

>>86400421
sorry i meant thoughtful quality low budget kino like idk primer or something

>>86397640
kek

>>86396981
Based "puse" poster.

>>86397839
>Aronofsky's Batman
>Alfred's character changed to a African-American man named "Little"Al who runs a Auto-Repair shop and acts as Bruce's mentor.
>Selina Kyle would have been African-American and would have had a more prominent role.
>Gordon's character would have been suicidal.
>There would have been many new characters that were not in the comic.
What the hell is wrong with you Americans? Eugh.

>>86396721
>“Ghost in the Shell” with Scarlett Johansson also came and went quickly
AND GOOD RIDDANCE AT THAT
i hope you will never be remembered

>Hollywodd keeps shitting out bland and/or bad movies
>OY VEY THE GOYIM ARE KILLING CINEMA

>>86400545
I just think it's funny that he said "arm tats" make the guy "look like a fag" instead of, you know, the skirt?

>>86400629
Moonlight is thoughtful, was made on an extremely low budget, and won an Oscar.

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>>86400890
>Little Al's

>>86398641
It's a song, you uncultured swine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dPKfxRhk0

What we need is to introduce a new cinema pricing system.

Make it so you don't have to pay till you leave the cinema. Then have three payment options. I'm using Australian $ in my example because that's what I'm accustomed to, US prices are probably a bit cheaper.

>Normal-Adequate Pricing ~$15
You got exactly what you expected from the film, but it didn't really blow you away or break new ground.

>Poor-Inadequate Pricing ~$10
The film was a real let down. You are voting with your wallet that this film was a poor showing. Kids under 10 are automatically priced as this because they are to young to have a proper opinion.

>Great-Superior Pricing ~$20
This film exceeded your expectations. Akin to leaving a big tip after great service at a restaurant. You want more of this, and are willing to show it by making a bigger financial contribution to the films profit.

This would let the people influence what movies they think deserve to be made. The profit margins for the different pricing choices are worn by the studio, not the cinema chain (although a split in the profits for the highest pricing option would be an excellent incentive for chains to screen more risky, Arthouse style films).

>>86397660
>and scripts that sound brilliantly terrible (2010's Fucking Jane Austen: "Two male friends angry at Jane Austen for creating unrealistic romantic expectations among women today get sent back in time to the 19th century. The only way for them to return home is for one of them to get Jane Austen to fall in love and sleep with him").
10/10, I am laughing so hard.

Would have worked as a 00's rom-com with Jack Black and Sean Michael Scott, though.

>>86401084
Everyone would just go for the 10$ regardless of their actual opinions on the movie

>>86400629
primer didn't make any money. at best you'll get low budget found footage horrror crap and social engineering dramas about oppressed trannies and fags.

>>86401134
This, the idea of being able to leave a tip is fine but his post is stupid and just says "Gimme lower movie prices."

>>86397640
The horror movie is spot on, but you dropped the ball on the rest.

Why is Life included? It made double it's budget back. Rough Night had a $23m budget and is at $40m odd or so. That seems fine.

>Will Ferrell’s “The Office”

The what?

>>86401182
Movies can make double their budget but still not make any money because the studio blew their load on marketing.

>>86399069
>they put millions into these things and look stunning from a visual perspective

CGI artists are notoriously underpaid and overworked. Sausage Party animators were forced into doing overtime for no pay, and those who quit were removed from the credits.

That's (((Hollywood))) for you.

>>86401077
>expecting me to keep up with your murican cuckifornian music
fucking capitalist pig

>>86398082
the boss baby is not original, its based on a children's book

>>86401134

Good, weed out the normies, plebs and niggers that only watch capeshit and romcoms.

Actual cultured patricians with taste and decent incomes will happily pay for better films.

>>86398471
>Beauty and the Beast isn't a retelling of a story that already debuted in the theaters
?

I don't know why you guys have such expensive movies. My theater has $6.80 movies on Tuesdays.

What we need is a truly big movie like a Marvel or Star Wars one to fail
They are the turds clogging the Hollywood pipe preventing all the other shit to go away for good

>>86397839
You're talking crap, anon. Remakes and reboots and so on are easy shit. Anyway, the BTiLC remake sounds about as likely as The Sims film which was 'announced' 15 years ago or so.

But you forgot Jumanji. Plus some others.

>>86401419
They'll only fail if they make an actual bad one. Disney has yet to do that, despite 4chan's endless bitching.

Make better movies

>>86401301
By that metric the anime is a remake. Point is that disney always wanted to do it live action and only did the anime bc they couldn't do it live action at the time. It has more reason to exist than the force awakens or jurassic world. It also has a score thats rearranged, new song, and more character dev. I see more effort put into it that most remakes.

>>86401286
adapting source material to the screen for the first time should be considered an "original IP"

>>86397692
a better question is how sony hasn't destroyed itself yet

>>86400435

My point is that eventually people must get bored of it. They must, right? Right?

>>86401595
They'll only get bored of it if it's bad. Like the DCEU.

>>86396981

pajeet refuses to subjugate women, he just wants to please them. there's no truer gentleman

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>>86397839
The Tourist got made
It was terrible though, and I wish it hadn't been

>>86400573
He said GOOD movie.

>>86401579
Then the animation is also a remake.
Just because it has more effort into it doesn't make it a not remake. Just like the 80's The Thing. Still a remake.
The point made in the original post is that we rarely see original screenplays anymore. It's either remakes, sequels, prequels, spinoffs or adaptations.

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>>86396721
But I liked King Arthur...

However I do agree. Only films I've enjoyed this year have been King Arthur, Wonder Woman and Baby Driver.

I'm holding out hope the new Kingsman will be good and after the 'eh'-fests The Force Awakens and Rogue One were I'm not feeling too optimistic about The Last Jedi.

>>86401754
Then your opinion is just trash.

>>86401727
>"IM KINO"
you're lying anon it cleary says it's good

>>86401795
Kek.

>>86397692
Wow, I didn't even realize PotC recovered this strongly. Somehow I always assumed it was amongst this year's biggest box office failures.

Fuck kikewood. Maybe if they just made movies without pushing a social agenda at every opportunity people would go watch more than just capeshit.

>>86401795
>>86401812
Man I've made this joke so many times and I never get a kek.

>>86397692
Only good movie is get out.

>>86401869
I wish it failed because it did not deserve to do that well but at least this means the series won't end on a cliffhanger.

>>86401921
You just need an anon with sleep deprivation to see it.

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Best year for videogames though, /tv/ truly BTFO, enjoy your SJW shitshows.

>>86396721
>“The Dark Tower.”

I still remember the trailer
With that stupid slow-motion matrix shit where he loads all 6 rounds at once into his gun

I hope whoever thought of that gets run out of town forever.

>>86402004
Where's the knife ear from? Is it Link from BotW? I'm out of the loop.

>>86402004
Really?
Like what, call of doody? Fuck outta here

>>86402060
>call of doody
>/tv/ simply can't know better
Really proves how garbage pleb-tier this place is.

>>86399505
How many years of capeshit have we had where at least one capeshit movie's been released a year? 15? Slightly more?

Maybe people are starting to get sick of them, like you said. I know I am.

At least the good thing with bubbles is that they always pop at some point or another.

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I'll revitalize the kino reeve it to me /tv 888

>>86402102
Exactly 15 if you count every years.
31 if you ignore the lack of capeshit in 2001.

>>86396721
>a total write off on “King Arthur” and go from there. Then go to “The Dark Tower.”
Just stop casting niggaz for no reason

>>86401996
Because sleepy people laugh at mediocre jokes? Is that what you're going for here?

>>86402250
Y-yeah... sorry.

>>86402038
Given the ears and hairstyle I'd say that's a safe bet.

Not my favourite Zelda game by a long shot but it was fun. Was made even better when a uni acquaintance said it'd flop, then proceeded to have an autistic shit-fit when Andromeda failed as spectacularly as it did.

>>86402080
Call of howdy doody part 78: spec ops dark force edition

>>86396721
Reminder there was "Nut Job" part 1 and someone decided that a squequel is a great idea.

>>86396981
>her

>>86402237
both novels were a hit in the hood though, its only logical that theyd cast black people for these stories

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>>86402226
Jesus Christ.

>>86402004
>Best year for videogames
>Mass Effect Andromeda

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>>86402302
>squequel
Was that intentional?

>>86397885
>The reason why normies are only seeing like 1-2 movies is because cinemas have become ridiculously expensive
Yeah I only see like 1 movie a year in the cinema the last like 5 years.
There are more that I'm sorta interested in though.

>>86402356
What you don't realize is that Andromeda flopping was great for the industry.

>>86402361
I wanted to spoiler the "ue" but forgot it won't work

>>86397692
They said this last year too. Blockbusters were dying because captain america 3 hadn't made a billion dollars quickly enough and DC & Fox's movies were only turning in good profits instead of great ones
Also non capeshit movies were dead even though universal had one of their best summers ever the year before with no superhero movies

Only Avatar 2 can now save cinema

>>86402384
And now it works. Basically, I'm fucking stupid.

>>86397692
>7 Spider-Man: Homecoming Sony $702.0
>Sony

???

>>86402280
*chuckles knowingly*

Life' was great don't care what anyone says

>>86402382
I just wished that would happen to a franchise I don't care for, which is pretty much any other one.

>>86402290
Blows my mind that Andromeda turned out so fucking poorly. How do they spend so much time hyping a game and put it out with so many bugs? Like, how do you even miss that in testing? Did they seriously think nobody was going to notice? Probably not, but it shows just how cocky they are that they think they can sell a game on brand name alone.

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Don't forget that the emoji movie is one of the contributors to this summer of hell.

>>86402302
>look up Nut Job 1
>Liam fucking Neeson is in it
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>86402434
guess you haven't see too many films in your lifetime if you unironically call it great

>>86402567
What are your top five films?

>>86402434
And yours.

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>>86402434
I liked it, but it would've been miles better if they didn't turn the alien into another generic monster when he grew up with that feral "I'm evil" face.
Even the ones from Arrival looked better.

>>86402614
The ones from Arrival were awesome. We've had too many humanoid aliens, this was a welcome breath of fresh air.

>>86402545
Liam Neeson is in lots of shitty movies, I think he just really likes acting
Morgan Freeman does this too

>>86402504
There was a shit ton wrong with the development of the game.

Namely that it shouldn't of been made in the first place.

If EA thought people were going to roll over and forget about ME3 and the absolute rage that caused then they deserved to fuck up. Even when all that GamerGate stuff was going on in 2014 (and I was there the whole way) I don't think anger levels reached that of ME3.

The fact that they thought they could get away with it only to have it blow up in their face does make me have faith in the game community at times.

>>86402699
Well, if he's enjoying himself I can't really fault him for it. I certainly don't mind because his voice is awesome.

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Audiences don't even care about the earth anymore. We're finished.

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>>86402740
Oh, he can't contain his excitement.

All this doom and gloom and then next year with a new Avengers they are going to be talking about how great a year Hollywood is having again and you all are going to be wringing your hands of the normalfags being back to watching things you don't like.

>>86398187
shes absolutely gorgeous, damn it

>>86402845
Avengers 2 already made less money than Avengers 1

Don't get me wrong it's still a shitload of money but it's a downward trend already

>>86402845
You don't even have to wait for next year Star Wars 8 is coming out in December and it'll probably break 2 billion

>>86402794
literally evian bottle

>>86396721
>Plus Will Ferrell’s “The Office” was a total write off
It would be since it doesn't exist

>>86402700
Yeah, true, it's ridiculous that they tried to sweep that under the rug and pretend it didn't happen. I'm glad gamers were actually smart about this one.

Speaking of PR disasters, that No Man's Sky incident last year was also pretty lame. But apparently THAT dev actually learned from it and they actually worked on implementing multiplayer. So this year is looking a lot better for video games.

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>>86396833
Mommy gib milky!

>>86402613
>What are your top five films?
As always I'll reply with the statement that it's hard to narrow it down to only 5 and even then it's constantly changing.

but to humor you I'll post a few
wages of fear
stray dog
days of being wild
the lost weekend
pickpocket

>>86403243
>the lost weekend
Trigger warn that shit, there are alcoholics like me reading this thread

>>86398173
No, the Dark Tower is absolute garbage after the first few books.
There are other series guilty of this (WoT comes to mind) but DT is almost unique in how fucking retarded it is.

>>86398194
>Trump destroying Hollywood without even trying
BASED

>>86403374
I only read the first WoT book and it wasn't even that good. And I say this as someone who likes fantasy.

>>86397660
>Los Angeles is a city of dreamers
lel

Who gives a shit? Fuck films and fuck Hollywood.

>>86403509
Why are you even here?

>>86396721
>>86396833
>>86397166
None of this matters if it's just a big money laundering scheme.

>>86401579
>only did the anime bc they couldn't do it live action at the time

I can see it in my mind, Walt Disney just banging his head against a wall screaming at the heavens:
"how am i supposed to make a musical number involving dwarves!? The technology just isn't there yet. Nor can current camera techniques accurately depict an old lady holding an apple! woe is me! My ambition of a live action rendition of Snowwhite must go unfulfilled. I guess i'll just do the fallback plan of mortgaging everything i own in a crazy bid to invent a whole new type of movie"

>>86401787
no him but pacific rim was a pretty bad movie.

>>86401649
the sheet in the streets virgin / the loo pooer chad

>>86401295
This. It would revolutionize filmmaking as studios realize that it's easier to make mondo profits by catering to the $15 and $20 payers.

Black cinema and the intellectual ZOG chow fed to apathetic normies and their children would die in a fortnight.

>>86397692
>Disney
Massive as always, they spent on marketing more than other 5 big studios combined. Pirates is still a flop though, the movie was insanely expensive and made almost all the money abroad.

>Universal
These guys always land on their feet, those Fate and Minions franchises print money. Mummy is a bomb though

>WB
These guys land on their feet too, it remains to be seen if they'll keep the second spot of the market share this year too. King Arthur was a nuclear bomb but Wonder Woman is massive. Everything else seem to be doing fine on smaller scale and I think they have more capeshit coming and that It remake that's going to be big too. Blade Runner may bomb though

>Fox
Apes all but flopping and the Alien franchise being done for, I think these guys are in trouble. They are going to make like 4 capeshit movies next year but I only see Deadpool being big, I can see it underperforming or even flopping too. They need those Avatar cinematic universe flicks rolling asap

>Sony
Won't make it to the next decade at this rate. Spider-Man is the only thing they have in the black and it's not massive either, not by capeshit standards.

>Paramount
It's over. Without Transformers these guys are as good as dead

>>86403609

Watch it buddy

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>>86396721
>hollywood pushes liberal agenda
>it backfires in the form on shit movies and low revenue

>>86401779
TLJ is going to suck and while it won't flop, per se, it'll underperform massively a la BvS.

I got dragged to Wonder Woman by the fiancee and it was decently entertaining but totally forgettable, in the same way that all non-Ironman phase 1 MCU films were.

I finally saw Dunkirk on 70mm the other night and it was fucking k i n o, desu senpai.

I honestly believe that the digital revolution has had a detrimental effect on the movie making industry. Not only has it spawned a profession of post-production colourists who seem to have zero understanding of how to create a pleasant palette, but it has appears to have also brought a thoroughly amateurish mentality to the challenge of making movies. It used to require patience, a deep understanding of cinematography, and fingerspitzengefuhl. Now it's so "easy" that it cheapens the entire process, and looks worse in the process.

>>86401869
>>86401953

Of all the shitty blockbusters this year, PoTC and Transformers bothered me the least, because they've always been mediocre, predictable, forgettable, yet massively entertaining movies from the get-go, everything a dumb blockbuster was supposed to be.

It's the fact that the movies that the studios are actually TRYING with are also failing that should scare the crap out of the industry.

>>86403778
>fingerspitzengefuhl
do americans actually use/know that word?

>>86403567
Sure kid, that's why it's getting a sequel. *rolls eyes*

>>86397839
Like >>86400483 said, the script for ATMOM made it too much of an action film that was closer to the Thing than the source material, yet ignored the atmosphere the novella created.

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>>86402004
Taro's kusoge isn't even worth a mention.
P5 was disappointing but okayish. I'd rather replay 3/4 though.
BOTW was mediocre but at least it wasn't complete shit like the last few Zelda games.

All in all 5/10. Cope harder.

>>86403778
This pretentious fuck nailed it.

Excessively color-keyed digital films are fucking offensive to watch, like visual nails on a chalkboard, and the flat, neutral looking ones are even worse. It's the visual equivalent of autotune and the loudness war killing pop music and the radio industry.

Somebody needs to bring back Kodachrome or Technicolor and and film a major blockbuster in good, old-fashioned 35mm just to drive home how bad everything else today actually looks.

>>86403435
The first one is pretty bad.
It gets off the ground after that but then it descends into padding and plot hell for like 5 books only for the author to die and leave the final book(s) to another author who doesn't get some of the characters and had to work off subpar notes.
Just about every single woman in the books is an unlikeable bitch that would serve well as an evil stepmother in a Disney tale as well (the only exception is amusingly enough a tomboy).
Now if that wasn't bad enough Jordan had a shitton of annoying as fuck catchphrases and tics for these women that was used to pad out the books insanely like saying they "tug their braid", "straightens their skirt", "sniffs derisively" etc etc. Even online chink novels get nowhere near as repetetive as this and they get paid by the word!
So yeah, WoT really isn't that good and definitely isn't worth ones time.

>>86398010
I'm going to a special "final" IMAX viewing of Your Name on August 23rd.
General positive word of mouth gave the anime such a strong presence.

>>86403963
>kusoge
What is with the link between using weeb words and having shit taste? It's uncanny.

>>86403526
Batb is dif than snow white. Look up the history for yourself. It was at the top of disneys list for decades to do bc they originally didn't want to do the anime but couldn't feasibly make the beast and castle stuff happen. It was in preproduction in 2011-2012

>>86403963
Why does people that loves anime always have shit taste?

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>>86404068
>secondary tarocuck
>shit taste
Pick both.

Will Netflix save movies as an art form (if not the existing industry)

>>86404156
Go back to /jp/ retard, you won't find any allies here.

>>86396721
good. get rekt zionist kike propaganda.

>>86404231
On the contrary. Art movies are still doing well, but Netflix is killing mainstream movies and movie theatres.

>>86404409
I applaud Netflix for finally shaking up a shitty, antiquated system.

>>86396899
Their death can't come soon enought.

Once asia stop paying for this garbage they are done.

>>86396721
>guy say's something bad's gonna happen
>no one listens
>bad stuff happens
>"omg this guy said something bad was going to happen and it did"
humans never learn

>>86404566
Not sure why nobody would take Spielberg seriously. It's not like he's some nobody with a bunch of failures. I cannot think of a single Spielberg movie with a bad reception.

>>86396721
Did anyone actually ask for the Nut Job 2? Did anyone see The Nut Job 1?

>>86396721
The weird thing is I've watched more movies this year than any other. Don't get me wrong there's been a lot of shit but I've seen more movies I've enjoyed this year then the past 3 years combined. Especially the past two months it seems like there's something new every week worth watching.

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>>86403968
The question if we'll ever get another film as beautiful as, say, Amadeus. Compare this to the latest superhero film and you see how world's apart it is from modern movie making.

>>86404776
This is true for me too but I think that's just because I've taken a bigger interest in movies so I'm watching anything that grabs my attention, to broaden my horizons.

>>86402004
Kek more like sonyggers and nintendrones tricked people into buying japanese shit because their local industry is collapsing. Given how many people have been disappointed by those games it won't work twice.

>>86404958
In my case I use to watch movies almost weekly in school but for maybe the past 3 or 4 years there's just been nothing that interests me however this year has been really good. /tv/ however only focuses on rotten tomatoes and box office so I'm not surprised that they think this years been awful

>>86404971
Well Japanese games are the only games worth playing these days. You don't see any political nonsense in Japanese games. They're just games. Art.

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>>86396721
Let's not forget that this Affleck movie has one of the worst box offices in cinema history. Only $22.7 million worldwide.

Of course it isn't Affleck to blame. It's due to making a movie set in the 1930's (which no one cared to see)

>>86403750
I wonder what disney's expectations are for TLJ
Didn't TFA technically underperform even though it made 2 billion since it didn't beat Avatar?

>>86396721
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Hollywood has denounced half of the US population because they voted for Cheetos Hitler?

>>86404936
I can't watch anything from the 60's, 70's or 80's without feeling intense pangs of sadness for just how much we've lost since then.

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>>86405062
>You don't see any political nonsense in Japanese games.
Yeah, if the Japanese were made to make a WW2 game, I am sure they wouldn't have done what the Americans did have include black nazis and lots of females on all sides as well as getting rid of Swastikas, the German, British, American uniform and making it look like it's from some alternate timeline

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

If Daniel Craig and Adam Driver's Logan Lucky does really really well at the box office: we will see lots of independent movies being made.

Let me explain!

Logan Lucky uses a rejected script that someone pitched to Hollywood and Hollywood producers didn't like it and thus it got independently made.

IF this movie does really well; more rejected original scripts will be made in Hollywood.

That means LESS capeshit and LESS sequels and reboots.

Go and pay to see this to save cinema!

>>86403374
This is true, I could not get thru book 3

And this is coming from someone whose read lotr and silmarillion many times

King has great ideas but he's more of a quantity writer than quality

>>86396721
Maybe they should consider making movies for the other half of the country.

>>86405084
TLJ is probably aiming for TFA numbers, and my guess is that it's going to pull Rogue One numbers, with a good opening and massive fall-off due to poor word of mouth.

Disney has to know this is coming as well. We're less than 6 months away and there hasn't even been a full trailer yet, while word from the set has been locked down harder than Fort Knox. Meanwhile, there's been barely any marketing buzz whatsoever. All signs from the mouse-eared mothership so far point to them knowing it's a turkey and cutting their losses.

>>86404016
>IMAX
Are you in Japan or is this some kind of rad shit I haven't heard about? I saw it 5 times in theaters but IMAX would be incredible

>>86405133
*breathes in*

>>86405201
From the trailers it honestly looks like the actors are enjoying themselves.

>>86405062
>art never makes political or social commentary or is meant to reflect/engage with society.

Unironically head to your nearest major gallery and kill yourself.

>>86405279
That's what everyone's been saying

>>86405241
Glasgow science centre, Scotland has a great anime publisher (Alltheanime.com) that sets these things up for us.

>>86405053
Yeah, it sucks that everything has become a numbers game. You can't discuss a movie that underperformed without someone saying "It sucked but instead of giving you my personal opinion on it here's a low RT average or disappointing box office performance because I decided not to see it based on this." Shame because some of them are really good.

I just don't understand why they place so much value on that. Just for shitposting? Because I'm sure everyone has at least one movie they loved that flopped critically or commercially.

>>86405201
You and I both know that as long as the top 50 is dominated by sequels that we will never get more original ideas. So far this year baby driver and get out are the only two american made films not based on a true story or a property to do well. If you want good original movies your best option is to start watching international films until awards season where you might get 5 original movies that are good.

>>86405337
You lucky cunts. Well, it's on the IMAX official website so maybe a NA release isn't a pipe dream.

>>86405133
Actually, this is very silly to say because Japan makes tons of games based on Japanese history where they genderswap people who were historically male.

You know why nobody is bothered by that? Well, mainly because it's hot, but also because Japanese games are made chiefly for the purpose of HAVING FUN. Not some dumb social commentary like the game in your pic.

>>86397640
I think you've got some problems with women

>>86405426
You can be God damned sure it bothers me. It's utter degeneracy. But that's the thing, we all know Japs are degenerate. There's no point to complain.

>>86396721
>SJW take over industry
>industry becomes a parody of its former self
It had already happened with comics before that.

>>86405338
Rotten tomatoes became a big thing here right around the time that this board became and mcu vs dcu board and since then it's spread to pretty much every thread. As long as retards think a number can justify their opinion this board will continue to be one of the worst on 4chan. The only good time to visit this board is the day of the oscars and the day a movie comes out when people who watched it in theatres will actually feel like talking about it rather than shitposters who read the Wikipedia article.

>>86405428
everything he said was spot on

>>86405426
>You know why nobody is bothered by that?

Because no one care anymore about their garbage. The 90's are over and the japanese industry is dying hard

>Blockbuster shit implodes
>Hollywood has to go back to 70s style filmmaking, which often aimed for a higher intellect
Let it happen.

>>86402545
Also
>On July 5, 2016, Jackie Chan joined the cast as territorial street mouse gang leader Mr. Feng.

>>86405489
not only that but sisters, kids ,cousins, uncles..etc all the blind nepotism is finally killing Hollywood. Good

>>86405133
Japan gives no shits for historical accuracy or reverence for the past, they frequently lampoon their own history or just do whatever the fuck they want with history in general. There's an anime this season about the Catholic Church being secret Nazi cultists. They don't give a fuck. But the difference there is it's because Japan's style of creative industry is to just let as many people throw as many ideas at the wall as they can and see what sticks. Production is much cheaper in Japan so they take the shotgun approach to it and make as many things as possible hoping a few succeed. To make this work the barrier of entry into the creative industries has to be very low, so basically anyone can become a writer or animator or director with a little perseverance, but the trade off is you get TONS of really low quality to mediocre productions.

Whereas in America you get fewer productions but they tend to be roughly the same quality, but the trade off there is that the industry slides as a whole rather than individually. So it's not just one studio fucking up, it's most of them.

>>86405474
Complaining about degeneracy while using a site like 4chan, which hosts loli pornography, is kind of silly.

>>86400493
no one else did

>>86405620
You're implying I get off to it and actively search for it. You're also implying an hour of television a day isn't worse than cp.

>>86405201
I had no idea this movie existed until just the other day when I wondered what the fuck Daniel Craig has been up to these last couple years and looked him up.

Looks fun though. With your post in mind I might actually go see it.

>>86405350
>If you want good original movies your best option is to start watching international films
I do. Lukas Moodysson is a top European director

>>86405667
All I'm implying is that using this site is a tacit endorsement of loli pornography so this new thing where people complain about degeneracy is very silly. This is not some Christian forum, it's 4chan.

>>86397048
>tfw I have a job this year so I was part of the problem
>saw Spiderman, Apes, Dunkirk, The Mummy and The Circle

Feels bad man.

>>86405597
>There's an anime this season about the Catholic Church being secret Nazi cultists.
But Catholics in the 1940's blessed the Nazis so how is this false?

>>86396721

YES

YES

YESSSSS

>>86405547
>>Hollywood has to go back to 70s style filmmaking, which often aimed for a higher intellect
Name these so called intellectual films.

>>86398415
Giardians 2 is like one of the best Marvel Movies. It's not profound, but it's good fun.

>>86398540
What else came out this year that is better?

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>>86405744
>using this site is a tacit endorsement of loli pornography
1) No, it's not.
2) Loli is not cp.
3) Cp is not endorsed by the site.
4) Living in a western country is a tacit endorsement of nihilism and immorality and death so a single site cant' be worse.

>This is not some Christian forum
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>86399097
Number 5 got me. Kek.

>>86405201
what kind of shitty logic is that, they'll just re-read the script and reuse the gimmick for their next blockbuster

>>86405528
This is simply untrue, Japanese smartphone titles are booming right now.

>>86405825
>What else came out this year that is better than three superhero films.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's not enough though

We have to pirate even harder

Pirate movies we don't even want to see, just to take money out of their LYING GLOBALIST MOUTHS

>>86401120
That sounds passable desu
At worst you just get something like Hot Tub Time Machine which sort of squanders it's premise and makes the same joke for 90 minutes, but I feel like it could be genuinely good in the right hands

>>86405844
Just, if you want to stop degeneracy, there are better places to do it than a site where half the boards are porn boards.

>>86397839
>literally every single movie mentioned as a great idea is an adaptation of a preexisitng work

I really can't wait for that big trouble remake though. I'm really excited to see how bad it turns out.

>>86405227
they're probably reshooting the whole film in secret right now. no way are they going to go public with announcing massive reshoots after all the bad press they got for R1 and SOLO.

>>86397907

>8 books in 88 minutes

It was the blunder of the century.

>>86405767
He clearly just picked a random example, you could also mention the Japanese game where Attila the Hun is a giant half-naked brown girl with silver hair.

>>86399265
That's why Shymalan made a come back. Split was one of the best movies of the year and made 200 million of 10 million.

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>>86397885
>Goddamn look at all those terrible movies.
>The only thing I went to see this year was Guardians of the Galaxy and it was great.

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>>86405917
Nope. Normalfags go with the flow. You can only convert and help natural aristocrats (autists) and people in your own life. The first of the two overwhelmingly comes from imageboards. Go visit (christian) on 4+4 chan. It's a pretty big and active place. And remember, fourchen is a Christian imageboard.

>>86405898
Remember that each main GoT actor gets paid like $20,000 for each episode.

That's too fucking much.

Why does the film companies wanna waste so much money on an actor?

>Other huge flops this year include “Life” — the sci fi movie no one saw,

this wasn't bad desu, i saw it last week. ignored it for a while because i thought it was a documentary on space. turns out it's a ripoff of alien, wasn't that bad!

>>86405975
>8 books in 88 minutes
I like hearing about disasters. Please explain how bad the movie is for a book fan?

>>86402504
It was made by amateurs. The studio they gave it to was not up to task. EA tried the whole "hipsters and women get their chance at the big leagues" type deal and quickly learned that they couldn't hack it.

>>86406017
It's so mediocre though. Only thin gthat would have made it alright is if it was a prequel to the Venom movie that some assumed it was going to be

>>86405996

They don't WANT to, but once an actor becomes recognised while playing a popular character they have all the potatoes when it comes to renogotiate the contract.

>>86405785
Not the original poster but the end of 60's and the 70's present a new wave in american cinema where so studios were so bankrupt regarding creativity they heard anyone's pitch

And you know a lot of famous directors also entered the picture like scorsese, coppola, lucas, spielberg, nichols, friedkin, ashby, stone etc etc.
If youre interested in reading about the ear I suggest the book easy riders and ragging bulls

>>86405996
Sheldor from BBT makes like 2 million per episode. The rest of the cast gets about the same.

>>86406043
>EA tried the whole "hipsters and women get their chance at the big leagues"
and now we have a female Doctor Who, every character in charge in GoT is a female and lots of females on the battlefield in the new cod ww2 game.

Not to mention the new Mad Max which fucking pissed me off with Furiosa

>>86405995
I have to assume you're just joking here, most of the so-called "Christians" on this site do it ironically and immediately shifted to worshipping the frog god Kek once they found out that was a thing. As if Egyptian gods are even something to worship.

>>86406048
medicore as fuck yeah but sometimes that's all i need. wouldn't pay for it though.

>>86406073
>Sheldor from BBT makes like 2 million per episode.
fucking hell... and Hollywood complains about wanting more money

>>86406088
Have you heard Furiosa is getting her own standalone movie?

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>tfw Scientology is going to save cinema

>>86400493
I did too.

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>>86406093
That's not what happened. You're talking about a dead meme running rampant only on r/the_lolnald

>>86406018
Stephen King is proud of it, so I doubt it's that bad.

>>86406199
That's a good image but have you noticed the tumblr watermark? I'm a bit concerned about why tumblr would be Baneposting.

>>86401084
There should only be two options because the middle option would rarely be used. Just have a normal price and the option to tip. But that just seems stupid.

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>>86402504
>ow do they spend so much time hyping a game and put it out with so many bugs?

Shipping with bugs and patching later when the complaints roll in is just how the vidya industry works now. I think most people are fine with getting a game that's buggy for the first while. The issue that arose with Andromeda is that the specific kind of calibre of person EA got to manage the production of the game thought it was more important to address complaints about how the male and female models didn't have equal opportunity to all hairstyles and things like pic related than complaints like the game crashing every time you try to change the aspect ratio or objects randomly floating around the environment as if space is full of poltergeists.

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>>86406093
>As if Egyptian gods are even something to worship.

You want to know what I consider to be the truth to all religions and if the whole world knew it, everyone would be united and have world peace because there would be no war religious wars?

Let me start off by saying that all religions have similarities because all are connected. Of course books like the Bible, Qur'an are not 100% true but there are truths in Islam, Christianity.

For instance, did you know Islam believes in Ancient Aliens that humans prayed to many years ago? The Alien are referred to as the Jinn in the Qur'an - just like in Ancient Iraq you have the Annunaki that conspiracy theorists believe are Aliens. The Qur'an states that God created 2 beings at the beginning of time: the Alien Jinn race that are inter-dimensional beings and then the humans.

Now for the religious similarities:

>In Ancient Iraq: God Enki wanted to give humans secret knowledge but God Enlil did not let him

>In Ancient Greece: Prometheus wanted to give humans secret knowledge of fire but was chained up by God Zeus.

>In Ancient Egypt: The Serpent Sebau Fiend was chained up for going against the Gods and is waiting judgement day (information from the Egyptian Book of the Dead: you can find this in the Penguin Classics translation).

>In Christianity as you know: Serpent Satan was chained up and is awaiting judgement day.

>God Thoth in Ancient Egypt says that the way to be saved before you die is to believe in the Ancient wisdom knowledge of the universe.

>Scientologists believe in the Ancient Aliens theory and that Thetans (spiritual beings) can infest our mind and soul. All pagan religions believe in different sorts of spirits and of course Christians, Muslims do.

>Surah 16:36 in the Qur'an says that every nation has received a divine messenger.

There is truth in all religion. We must understand this so we can join as one.

When the Television industry started to collapse due to the internet, they reversed course on 70 years of history and started actually making really good TV shows. Most of them were streamable from various services.

The is now a new golden age of high quality TV.

Maybe Hollywood should learn from that lesson and stop making shit like Nut Job 2 and King Arthur.

>>86400493
>>86406185
I just got the DVD in from the library, hoping I like it, bros.

>>86400539
Thanks for the heads up

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>>86406093
>As if Egyptian gods are even something to worship.
Actress from the 1932 Mummy movie believed in the Egyptian Gods. A lot do. Paganism has truth in them see
>>86406286

YOU do not understand the truth

>>86406278

Hell as of two weeks ago they're still releasing bugfixes

>>86401526
You can't be serious, but look no further than Thor for a borefest, and no further than Iron Man 2 and 3 for real stinkers.

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>>86400493
Batou was best thing about the movie. I want to see a sequel based on Innocence

>>86406059
Thanks for that suggestion, I've been on the look out for more nonfiction to read after I got my kindle. Definitely something I'd like to learn more about.

>>86401727
>IM KINO

holy fuck, my sides.

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>>86406387
He will always be Batou to me.

GOD TIER CASTING

>>86401084
I feel like you're being too optimistic in assuming that the vast majority of low class plebs wouldn't just opt for the cheap option every time. Most people don't consider where their money goes or who deserves it, they just look to save a dollar wherever they can
I do think a shift in pricing needs to happen though

>>86403750
After people heralded WW as the best movie ever made I was excited to see it. It was thoroughly mediocre. Just bland.

>>86406278
>>86406361
I understand that very few games are going to launch bug-free, and thankfully we're in an era where putting out patches is easy (compared to the physical only days where if the game launched with a bug it was stuck with it - on the flipside this tended to result in more thorough bugtesting). I just find it absolutely baffling that such unbelievably blatant bugs made it into the launch version. The team involved really must not have given a single fuck.

>>86403833
I'm American, I thought he made it up.

>>86401419
That's basically impossible, the mouse's marketing machine is too vast and too many critics are OK with saying "It's a fun ride 8/10" for there to ever be sufficient blow back

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>>86406467
David Ayer's Suicide Squad is the best super hero film of 2016 no one saw (I am talking about his original cut that never got released).