*leans back* ...check

>>86391697
>THE HOLLYWOOD STAR WITH SOME PRETTY BAD ACTING HERE

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How do you go from this...

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>>86391885
...to this?

oh gawd this hits home too hard

>tfw you suck at poker so you just sit at the table to get wasted, socialize, and give your money to your friends

i can only do this though because we play for like 5 dollar buy ins

Clearly none of you understand poker if you don't see his brilliant double fake play

He knows everybody at the table knows he's a brilliant actor so he does the lean back on purpose, since he knows they will interpret that as a fake, when it was actually real

>>86392929
That doesn't excuse checking on the river.

>>86391897
Drugs

>>86394599

At that point is it looked down upon, or was the smart move to just raise?

FUCK YOU I CAN'T STOP WATCHING POKER VIDEOS STOP MAKING THESE THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>86394705
He should have at least bet something. He knew he had the best hand, and he doesn't need to worry about scaring the guy off since it's already the last hand.

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>>86391697

MATT DAMON

>>86391697
obviously you've never played poker before.

you never bet on the river because that signals to everyone else that you have a good hand, and since they have nothing to lose at that point except the blinds, it only makes sense to fold.

if he's smart he'd check and wait for the next card for some other players to find a hand and get confident enough to raise the bets.

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>>86394879
That's not what the meme is about anon, but I know you're baiting anyway so have a (You)

>>86391909

> not playing for handjobs

h-haha yeah its just the rules buddy. sorry!

ok what Dr Mann should have done is made a weak-ass bet after the flop to make it look like he's pretending he's got a hand

because he checked (and he's a shit actor) it's obvious he's got something so everyone wisely gtfo.

also i just looked to post that norm macdonald celeb poker vid where he takes out some clueless idiot on the first hand but i couldnt find it. what a jerk!

>>86391897
literally hair gel
and that's it
I bet you're an obese neet faggot

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I had trips

>>86397380
Everyone checked though

>>86391909
l love playing poker with all my friends, except I never ever win anything, and just throw my money at them all, but it's fun to socialise.

>>86397526

yeah i guess

fact is they were all timid fags. the guys i play with (who actually know what the fuck they're doing) wouldn't have let that slide

how can you be a bigshot hollywood dork and not know how to play poker lol

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>>86391697
>not "how do you like them apples"

>>86394879
>you never bet on the river
If everyone's been checking up to the river you might as well place a small bet and at the very least get to muck your winning hand in case everyone folds.

Im not kidding when i say i just watched this video 20 minutes ago before I went on /tv/

>>86398525
So?

>>86398615
Just a odd coincidence thats all. Matt Damon is terrible at poker.

>>86391697
IM GONNA SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

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>>86398138

>>86391697
A HOLLYWOOD STAR WITH SOME PRETTY BAD ACTING HERE

>>86391897
JUST

4 handed you check the flop and hope someone hits, then maybe bet the turn, definitely the river. If there's an aggressive player you're gold pony boy

>>86397497
holy shit i just remembered this

>>86391909
>when you get wasted, cash out & pass out, go to get tour cash in the morning & your bro has pocketed it & left super early
I still want my 20 quid jimmy.

>>86397497
sick

>>86399756
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about do you

>>86399756
Apples & pears

>>86400461
There's different ways of playing the hand, 4 handed I'd be willing to let someone else make the first move and take the attention away from me, odds are there will be these days.

If someone else has a 10 and makes a better full house on the turn/river good luck to them.

I don't gamble because of my belief. Basically I hang out with their girls, heh.

>>86400848
I'm laughing so hard right now

>>86392929
>So I checked the river and made 0 dollars just to be sure I make nothing

>>86401014
I hope it's the start of a great day, anon.

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is this kino?

>>86401297
unironically yes

PAY THAT MEEEAYN HIS MONEY

>>86401297
Absolutely

The thousand dollar raises are great too