Baywatch.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

#litty

>>86387855
#titty

i dont wanna watch that stanky ass raunchy shit

>>86388396
you will still secretly download it

>>86387855
Ew

finally!
>all these triggered nerds itt

Has anyone PISSED themselves yet

hell yeahhhh

finna get litty tonite

I never understood baywatch. it had that classic badass intro and then it's all a blur

>>86390480
Stop that fucking meme you turd

>>86387776
War of apes HAD print when?

>>86390458
Bro I've been pissing non stop at this #litty raunchy summer hit. in fact my apartment is quickly filling up and i may drown. Good thing I have some litty lifeguards amirite?

#litty #raunchysummerfun #ropeday2017

>>86390573
critic detected

Is it time to get #litty?

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>>86387776
Someone update the webms

GET #LITTY

>>86387776
Is it litty pisskino bros?

don't want to ruin my carpet with piss #LITTY

OMG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS #LITTY #RAUNCHY LITTLE MOVIE THAT I JUST PEED A LITTLE!

>>86390667

I had already forgetten these

It's okay. Should have been a little more serious towards the end.

post webms you assholes

>>86387776
is mammario even naked in this? what is even the point in watching it?

>>86391083
To satisfy our need for more Mammario

>>86391083
nah but the rock and zac are
GET LITTY

>>86387776
Any noods?

>>86388396
Good thing she's hardly in it.
Half of the movie in and half the cast is non-existant.
Seriously, the movie is focused on Dwane Johnson and Zack Effron.

>>86391139
Speak for yourself, this bitch is a piece of shit. As a matter of fact, the former could probably act better than her.

>>86391191
I am going to get the Remux and do a Daddario-only cut.

>>86391227
Who the fuck cares about her acting you gaywad?

>>86391140
DROPPED
Who the fuck approves R rated baywatch movie but only makes the men naked. fucking degeneracy

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we made it

>>86391288
>not caring about acting in a movie
Wanna know how I know you're from reddit?

>>86391288
Listen. Buddy. If you're dumb enough to think tits and pale eyes on an ugly woman automatically make her beautiful, you wouldn't understand.

where my #litty and RAUNCHY bros at?

>>86391481
Yeah, I'm still up.
What do you want from me?

>>86387776
Im afraid of peeing my pants, it would soil my nice new couch and carpet

>>86391316
wtf

>>86391509
you up for an R-rated comedy and pissing your pants?
#berlin

But it's not titskino if you look at how much nudity or whatever is in it on IMDb it has full frontal guys penises and there is no tits. They pulled the old bait and switch with you fags.

>>86391559
Always, I'm just tired though.
I normally don't stay up this late but I was getting so litty last night drinking that I pissed all over my floor when I passed out.
When I woke up it was pretty raunchy.

>>86391611
This is not for the critics, tho

she looks so much hotter with her mouth closed, same as daisy ridley

>>86387776
How do I download this? My son usually helps me but he's at the hospital visiting his cunt of a mother

>>86392193
fuck off

>>86392193
Download qbtorrent, then click a magnet on The Pirate Bay.
It'll open up qbtorrent when selected upon clicking the magnet.
Then it will start leeching from seeders.
Depending how many seeders there are will dictate how fast your torrent will download.

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>>86387776
>This is a 10/10 comedy in current year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWzeiCV3M38

>>86391316
I fucking hate this page

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No thanks, i'd rather just watch the original that actually had an attractive cast.

>>86392342
The dick in the bench scene is literally the only time something like that happens and that's in the beginning.
Take that out with the F bombs and it's a safe PG-13 movie.

Any good parts with Daddario worth downloading this for? they better not have wasted her perfect tits in this movie, i need fap material

>>86392513
Not really.
She doesn't wear anything revealing or even a bra.
There's a scene where you see a guy's dick and balls and another scene you see that same guy's ass.
You can blame the Rock for that.

>>86392513
Mate, Daddario is fucking gross

>>86392756
LITTY

>>86392758
You're gross, paki

>>86392758
Are you faggot? I'd fuck her for eternity for those tits alone

>>86392756
She shows more tits in some shitty indie horror than an R rated Baywatch film. What a crime against nature

>>86387776
Member guise, they really could have named it BAEwatch.

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>>86391316
>someone is reading your posts and deciding if they're funny enough to post on his facebook page

>>86392476
Hey, what about the part where Zac Efron's character literally touches the balls of a corpse?

>>86393725
I don't think that's bad.
Just a raunchy, litty joke Rock played on Zack Efron, it works.

>>86387776
>turning baywatch into fagwatch

Just downloaded it, what the fuck were they thinking this movie is not even worth masturbating to, I can't even think of any parts to cut to make a daddario edit. Fucking Texas Chainsaw massacre was more fappable even with all the gore and killings

>>86394654
did you just watch it all or skim thru it? Not sure if I can be assed watching this trash if there arent even any good mammario scenes

>>86394817
no way i could really watch this movie without being black out drunk. But i skimmed carefully enough to check all the daddario scenes and there are just 2 okayish ones both of which you see in the trailer, they tried really hard to rebrand baywatch as some weird brofest nonsense that i absolutely don't care about.

>>86394817
>Not sure if I can be assed watching this trash if there arent even any good mammario scenes

why would you watch it fully? there's a fast forward button, you idiot.

>>86392342
>comments on this video

Jesus fucking christ I think I contracted cancer.

#litty

>>86394654
Its literally not about the women.
It's about all the men.

>>86394654
>muh dick

it's the piss your pants litty comedy of the year. 0/10 you're just a butthurt critic.

>>86391191
>the movie is focused on Dwane Johnson and Zack Effron
exactly. who needs gigantic bouncing tits when you can have oiled up man-meat, nonstop jokes about dicks and balls and zac and dwayne taking a completely heterosexual piss together?

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>>86395069
i dont see much

>>86395124
Yeah, it was pretty weird.
Don't get what we're thinking.

>>86392193
You need to delete a file called system32
Microsoft keeps that file in their shitty windows OS to prevent illegal downloading

>>86395142
Try literally every comment besides that one.

can't wait to watch this with my bros, we love raunchy r-rated comedies, gonna be lit AF

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we made it twice

WEBM OF TITTIES NOW!!

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>Baywatch remake
>No fake tits

What were they thinking?

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>o-o-ok

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>>86395851
no homo

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>>86396056

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>where'd you learn how to dance like that?

>>86395023
sounds awful. Think I might just delete it

>>86396167
She needs to do some squats. Her ass is seriously subpar

>>86396805
>>86396865
does the blonde bitch have any fappable scene or anything worth webming?

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>She needs to do some squats. Her ass is seriously subpar

>>86396950
ew, why does she look so good sometimes and a butterface at other times?

>>86397217
Stop using words you don't understand

>>86396805
>>86396865
does the blonde bitch have any fappable scene or anything worth webming?

>pngs

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stop posting these whores and show me the dick shot

>>86397453
>>86397487
mmm timeframe?

>>86387776
50 min into this glorious turd

Good parts
>The Actors, Tittario, The Cock and Manletron are good, pamela anderson 2.0 is also cute and sexy
>Good Chemistry between the cast
>Fun premise, movie doesnt take itself seriously
Bad Parts
>Literally EVERYTHING ELSE
>Horrid editing
>Stupid plot
>Terrible "Script" where the actors just ad lib constantly, its not funny.
>Shoehorned Chinese, Indian actors and influence because its made with their money obviously

Its a 1/10 movie thats elevated by its goat cast and good setting, shame it wasnt directed by someone who wants to make the Fast and the Furious: Beach DLC

>>86397606
pam is in it? I love pammy

Post the Hoff

>>86387776
is this movie fapable?

>>86397736
>all these screencaps and no webms
wait'll I get home

>>86395124
See- thats why I watch Baywatch- #getlitty

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>>86397652
here

>>86397727
answer my question you fucking fucks reeee
really tho is it?

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>>86390573

What's wrong? Can't handle a little litty

#littttttttyyyyyyyyyy

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>>86397800
>Even alcoholism and old age won't stop the Hoff from making the rock looking like a pathetic inflated hotdog

>>86392467
yikes

>>86397821
yes if you like men

Quick question, was this film made for the FANS or the CRITICS?

>>86398118
>Fans
Who the fuck is a fan of Baywatch in 2017?

>Critics
What critics give a fuck about Baywatch in 2017?

This was created because they're scrapping the bottom of the barrel with remakes so hoping someone might watch out of nostalgia and shirtless Dwayne Johnson.

>>86392342
This shit's like one of those godawful straight-to-DVD American Pie sequels

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>>86398438
>Who the fuck is a fan of Baywatch in 2017?
Ummm... everyone who can appreciate a lil summer raunch romp?

>>86398593
Anon, stop it. STOP IT.

>>86398593
what a faggot

>>86398438
>was created because they're scrapping the bottom of the barrel with remakes so hoping someone might watch out of nostalgia and shirtless Dwayne Johnson.

Apparently this was Dwayne's passion project (see: put his own money in it) that he always wanted to do since he was a kid, which is why he got all buttflustered on twitter when bad reviews started coming in.

>>86398704
He's such a faggot for wanting that.

>>86398593
>crazy sauce
I used to like the Rock until he became a pandering little fuck who appears in everything and anything

>FGT

what did they mean by that>

we should stream this and watch it together

>>86399450
ok set it up and link us to it

>>86399485
not now, im at work

>>86399450
Get on it and get #LITTY anon.

>>86399450
>>86399712
im literally holding in my piss waiting for you anon!

>>86399826
I'm not doing it, now that I know you're going to be pissing throughout the film.

>>86399846
wow rude, shame anon can't handle a lil raunchy R rated fun!

>>86399450
be sure to ban any critics, this movie is NOT for them

>>86394331
>not gaywatch

>we're going to make a baywatch movie
>but with males as the main characters and dicks jokes as 90% of the movie
>some production company gives them 70 mil to make it
there's only one explanation: money laundering

>>86390458
ruined 3 pairs watching this
#worthit

This news is very RAUNCHY

>>86391316
the guy who runs that page is like 12

>>86401270
dammit

>>86398438
What kind of disgusting pleb do you have to be to not appreciate a lil' R-rated raunchy litty beach raunch romp?

>>86402574
fuck off

possibly the worst movie I've ever seen

how do you fuck something up this badly?

>>86402256
Actually he is like 40 something

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>>86403954

>want to make cheap comedy
>try to imitate Jump Street
>it's not gonna sell alone like this
>let's make it "Baywatch" because people realise that name
>Baywatch wasn't even good other then the theme song

It's when you are lazy hollywood faggot and want to slap some shitty trash comedy movie together, that's when it happens.
>nudity
>swearing
>penis jokes
>shooting
>ok we are good to go

>>86395645
Who tf are these dingbats?

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>not one thread about Goon 2 last of the enforcers

IT'S OUT GO GO GO

>>86404774

The cast of Codename Diablo, of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oakUcEohAFY

>>86397854
impressive

On a scale of 1 to 10 how RAUNCHY is it?

>>86405095
0 female nudity, extended male nudity.

>>86405368
>>86405368
dissapointing

>>86398704
>be dwayne
>do 'dream project' because muh nostalgia
>make it r-rated
>no female nudity but show male dicks instead

>>86395570
>>86391316
>yfw you realize the person posting these sceenshots is the same person who runs that kikebook page

>>86405095
>>86405368
>>86405390
>>86405524
LITTY

MUH FUGGIN DICK

the movie

>>86387776
Wow what a horrible poster

Let's say I'm a neckbeard of a certain age still living with his mother, will the norminess of it all will trigger me or is it watchable?

>>86408186
Your post is nonsense.

>>86408252
He's asking if the film will embarrass him or make him feel deep regret about the fact that he's a beta faggot who has never had his dick sucked.

My response to you is, mate, it's a Dwayne movie, he will try very very hard to prove that he's heterosexual, probably will trigger you to listen to his hollow boasts for 2 hours

>>86408289
Well thank you for your kind answer (my dick has already been sucked though).

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>>86392758
I actually take cock up my ass and you're a bigger fag than I am

>>86396665
This bitch needs to shut her mouth for eternity. Jesus Christ.

>>86409023
no u

Y'all i genuinely can't tell if liking daddario is a a meme or not

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>>86392193

>>86409023
>Mfw she will never succc my soul
A-and my heart

>>86404778

There's a sequel to Goon?!

>>86404778
I wonder if anyone even knows this guy's name.
He's gonna be Stiffler/meister for life