dad sent me these messages (he was being deadly serious)

he's right tho

Your dad has patrician taste my friend.

No spoiler alert?

What a piece of shit. How can you enjoy the rich writing of Rick and Morty when you're anticipating the pickle transformation the whole time?

>>86387323
You're dads a fucking redditor

hahahaha

>>86387323
I never met my dad but yours seems pretty cool can I come over and hang out with you some time?

Why didn't you respond PICKLE RIIIIICK?

your dad seems like he wants to bond.

how is it to grow up with a father

>>86387506
no dude he wants to bone
that text has "R&M and chill" written all over it
trust me I know these things

>>86387548
Yeah the way he drops the "pickle" line is oh-so-subtle. I can tell always tell a fellow smooth operator when I see one.

>>86387323
Why does your father still watch children's cartoons?

>At my aunts house
>Big Bang Theory is on the TV
>"Hey anon have you ever seen this show?"
>"I've heard of it but I've never watched it"
>"OH. MY. GOD. You NEED to. It's soooo good. It's so funny and well written"

My inner 4chan autist was struggling to keep it together

>>86387609

you kept your powerlevel under wraps. That's all that matters.

>>86387601
he lives on his own and has nothing better to do

dad wants to ram his pickle in your butthole, just give the old man a good time you never know how much he has left

>>86387601
It's brain candy for adults

>>86387323
text him back PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIGHHHHT