Snoke

>>86373488
You could kill those guys with a blaster

>>86373488
is this bad?

>>86373542
their armor is going to be immune to blasts or lightsabers because reasons. screencap this

is this the work of The Wizard?

>>86373488
lol what are you 12?

>>86373580
Lame, absurd, undisciplined

The original imperial royal guards were intimidating as fuck despite being normal soldiers

>>86373488
yes, that is pretty bad, ass.

>>86373488
>red riot police with one guy looking like a Edo policeman
nah. sheev is untopped

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>the spoilers were true

>>86373488
holy SHIT I want to buy the ACTION FIGURES from my LOCAL RETAILER

>>86373695
>normal soldiers
?

>>86373488
SNOKE JUST WOKE UP AND HE'S STILL WEARING BATHROBE HHAHAHAHAHAH

>>86373787
kys EUfag

I really don't like these new movies

>>86373488
> black sun is the bad guys logo
hmmm

>>86373488
so are they the knights of ren

>>86373741

>Force trees

Star Wars is FINISHED.

>>86373488
I like that they're not using energy weapons, but I don't get why their armor has to look plastic. Why couldn't look like red Damascus steel? The old movies used cheap plastic because they had to use cheap plastic. Or George was a hack. The new movies are using cheap plastic just because they're cynical "remember those reallly ooooldd movies XD" jackasses.

>>86373867
they're knights of red

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>>86373488

lol

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>>86373631
I think it's more likely that they're trained with the force and can dodge
It's also more fitting the style of Star Wars

Looks like stuff they had laying around leftover from Tron.

>remember those cool red guards that didn't do anything at all
yeah
>well we are going to show you a bastardized version of them and make them as lame as possible

THANKS DISNEY

>>86374294
>plaguies
I refuse to believe people are this retarded

>>86374294
>people actually believe its plagueis

>>86373488
Snoke's First Order
Formerly Sheev's

children will love this

>>86373488

>they all have slightly different helmets and weapons but the body armor is all the same so they can make cheaper, single color action figures using the same body mold

absolutely shit

>>86374100
Exactly what I thought of

>>86374704
Their tears shall flow in December.

>>86374733
Sheev's Suck & Fuck

>>86373488
>disfigured wizard ruler
>red guards
are they physically incapable of doing anything original

>>86374704
People still think Rey is Luke's daughter.

>>86374894
turtle power!

>>86373488
Didn't they talk up how Snoke wears a gold robe, jewelry, and in general loves opulence? Why would he make his guards look like toys? Isn't that a massive contradiction?

>>86374100
>speaks broken future japanese

>>86375319
You can't have your employees looking better than you.

>>86373488
>complains that things look the same
>complains that things look different
Never change /tv/

>>86375429
This isn't a wacky office sitcom. They're his royal guards. They should look like an extension of his affluence.

>>86375481
complaining that things look different is okay if the different things also look like shit

>>86373695
as a kid i assumed they were at least more well trained than your average stormtrooper. like they were well-versed in hand to hand combat or something y'know, they had those spears for a reason

>>86374294
>mace windu
>implying a black man would be the villain in neo-star wars

>>86373488
the diverse, pan-sexual gender-fluid imperial guards

Where is knights of ren at?

could this possibly be worse than rouge one? cant wait to find out

>>86376960
the red guards are the knights of ren

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apologize

>>86377442
This.

>>86373880
because that's always been the aesthetic in star wars you fucking goof

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>>86373488

What the fuck?

>>86377491
You don't excuse poor service because the new guy is worse.

>>86377491
I am so sorry.

>>86373826
No for real explain

>>86373488
>>86373488
>>86373488

jesus fucking christ. let's all forget the unintimidating thing about them

they are fucking GUARDS so WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL LOOKING DIFFERENT?!?!?!

>different headpieces
>different weapons

this is honestly the most ridiculous power ranger bullshit ever. I know I'm nitpicking here but actual guards are in a uniform with same suits, headpieces and weapons. did lucas do this with the old guards? I genuinely don't remember

>>86375112
I don't think you know how this meme works.

>>86373488

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykWPyaqbebo

>>86379229
Sounds like you have autism. Nowhere does it state that guards have to look the same. Medieval knights had many variations of armor. There are many historical examples that prove you wrong.

>>86374661
>getting pissy about plaugies
>not mace windu

retard

>>86373488
Why does Snoke need guards if he's so powerful?

>>86373488
Remember that leak script about how Luke was actually the "bad guy"? How did we all laugh at that but now it's better than what we're actually getting. Even this whole "Rey is the reincarnation of Anakin" bullshit sounds better than whatever this shit is supposed to be.

The main issue I have is that these outfits look more like the old republic then post galactic civil war.

>>86382461
Because this movie is going to have several connections to the old republic autismo. Snoke and his order are probably that old. Luke studies ancient Jedi texts from that era.

Honestly why even bother guys. We all know it's going to make a billion dollars and normies and sjw's will be schlicking to it for weeks no matter how awful the storytelling (or lack thereof) is. We'll never win this war.

>>86382763
Good. GTFO of my star wars, you stupid hip faggot.

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lalala lala lala lalala I jus can't git you out of ma head

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>>86373967
Heh.

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>>86377606

https://youtu.be/fz2N5aIzJJY

>>86373488
>can i paint his yoohoo gold?

>>86374294
>people still falling for the Plagueis meme

I hope this shit flops fuck nuwars