BREAKING: Tom Cruise injured while filming Mission: Impossible

Good night, sweet prince.

>>86365057
F he'll literally never recover

Nothing a fresh placenta cannot fix.

THERE GOES MY HERO

>BREAKING news

Insensitive!

SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY SCIENTOLOGY

>CAN'T BRUISE THE CRU—

>>86366445
poor Tom Cruise

>>86365057
He must not have been Clear

>>86365057
This is why you shoot a man before throwing him off a building

>>86366538
Kek

Get on damage control, cultist shills. We're mocking your UFO prophet.

>>86365057
Xenu finally got to him.

>a little short
when will they learn?

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>>86366389

>>86365057
>A little short
What did they mean by that?

>>86365057
Hope this doesnt damage his beautiful running stride

>>86365057
JUST

>>86366389

Kek

>>86366909
Or his shrieking like a little girl voice.

It seems like he was hurt pretty bad.

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>>86365057

>A little short

>>86365057
Knowing Cruise when he's better he'll do the jump first take

>>86365057
Xenu why have you forsaken him

>>86365057
at 55 still jumps farther than any of you neckbeards ever will in your life while still fucking any scientology bitch he wants and makes millions doing what he loves and is still one of the most internationally loved movie stars and the last of his kind.

>>86365057
Is this that shit he was training a year for?

>>86365057
Where was Tom jumping to, bros?

>>86365057
this was kinda inevitable.

But at least he's only been injured and not out right killed. We all appreciate Tom being the last A lister to give a fuck about stunts but he's getting too old for this shit and needs to dial it back.

>>86368090
God

>>86368036
Calm down, David

>>86365057
>not posting an archive link

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YOU CAN'T PUT THE ERASER TO THE FRASER

>>86365057
I'm so mad right now.

>>86365057
>stunt jump
>doesn't have a stuntman
?

Holy shit it's like that Karl Pilkington scenario
"Brian's brain" or some shit.

Where's Ted Danson when you need him?

>>86365057
I guess he was, *chuckle* cruising for a bruising haha

>>86368512

Cruise doesn't use a stuntman, he always does it all by himself.

>>86366389
WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

>>86368036
You need your rest, Tom

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OW MAH LAYG

>>86368512
You realise we're talking about Tom Cruise right?

Doing your own stunts is risky business, and there's bound to be collateral damage eventually.

>>86369942
he'll be fine, bruised hip
got up like a champ and finished the scene
badass

>>86369942
I fell down some stairs the other day, had a limp for a week, he'll be fine.

>>86365057
The curse of Brendan continues...

>>86369942
I hope they use that take in the movie, well the first half of it anyway

>>86369942
If he didn't swing his legs like a typical movie character retard and jumped like people actually jump, he would've been fine.

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Aim for the bushes?

>>86369942
>he still finished the scene
BASED thats some Jackie Chan level shit

>>86370405
THERE GOES MY HEROOOOO

>>86369942
>still got up and finished it

BASED
A
S
E
D

>>86370255
i fell off 2 flights of escalators and ended up in the icu for 3 days lol

>>86365057
>the floor is thetans

>tfw the galactic lord xeno tries to stop the filming of the new mission impossible 6 in imax 3d but based tom cruise resists his thetan attacks

>>86370206
once they do the hip, it's over

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>>86366389

>Become so convinced your thetans will protect you from certain death that you do all your own stunts with zero fear
>Find out you were wrong

>>86371063
>Find out you were wrong
he is alive

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>>86366389
>>86370405
>>86370503

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>>86371063
>>86371404
Pretty sure there's something to this

How else do you have the balls to jump out a Helicoptor into this tiny ledge, no wires, no nuffin

He did this for fun while filming MI4, wasn't part of the movie or anything

>>86369942
We need more MAH LAYG posting.

>>86369942
He was able to climb up and continue moving. Mustn't be that serious.

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Tom Cruise or secret asian stunt man?

>>86365057
This is his final test to ascend from level 8. I expect him to fully recover within 3 days.

>>86365057
F

>>86369942
That's a fucking crazy long jump unless the angle is making the place he jumps from look lower down than it really is

>>86377079
secret asian man?

>>86370255
hi mr prime minister

>>86377243
He is the Last Samurai

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>>86366389

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>>86365057
>>86366389
>>86369942
>>86370405

>>86365057
I THINK THAT IM TOM CRUISE

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>>86377604
>A little short

When will they learn?

He's supposed to climp the pulpit rock in Norway in September. Will he manage?

>>86377817
He's a level 8 OT. I don't know how you can even question it.

>>86377743
Cruise is so based

>55 years old and still doing his own stunts at extreme risk to his own wellbeing
based

>>86369942
>he still finished the scene
B A S E D

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CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE

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>>86365057
THEY THINK THAT I'M TOM CRUISE BUT BITCH I'M BOBBY WITH THAT TOO-

>>86378056
wtf scientology is real

>>86365057

SO HERE I AM

DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM

PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN

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>>86366389

>>86368453
DON'T TASER THE FRASER