More like chadatron am I right?

>>86358331
ROSS GELLER THE DIVORCE FORCE

>>86358365
What would the divorce force do?
Help men struggling to cope with divorce?
Help men get divorced?
Kill women who divorce men?

I need answers

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LOOK AT ME, I'M ROSS! COULD I *BE* ANY MORE DIVORCED

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Uhh guys?

Daily reminder Rachel was right and Ross did cheat

Monica>Rachel
Discuss.

>>86359044
there's nothing to discuss, it's objective reality

>>86359044
There's nothing to discuss. It's objective fact.

>>86358983
t. Rachel

>>86359044
There is nothing to discuss. It's factually true.

>>86358680
U N A G I

>>86359044
Nothing to discuss
Rachel- spoiled bitch who has been pa!pered her whole life and expects everything handed to her

Monica- used to be fat so she has actual qualities, great cook , loves to clean, cares about her friends and family

>>86359182
>used to be fat so she has actual qualities
What's that even supposed to mean?

>>86358331

MOIST MAKER

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>>86359209
She didn't just get by on her looks in highschool, she actually had to be a decent person to get good grades and make friends

>>86359316
t. fattie

fat people can be just as much annoying cunts as good looking people

Everyone on /tv/ should pick Monica since she married the autistic sperg that was Chandler, which should give hope to all of us.

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>>86359316
Are you kidding?
Fatties are among the most irritating, self entitled, excuse laden cunts on the planet

>>86359373
I'm not saying they can't but that's obviously not the case here, Monica is a sweetheart obviously

Reminder that Chandler calling Monica fat in high school is what motivated her to lose weight. Fat shaming works.

>>86359456
But not Monica you stupid idiot

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>>86359044
>>86359097
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>>86359135
>>86359182
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>>86359469
Why does no one choose phoebe?

>>86359854
She's at least better than Rachel

>>86359456
>Eat less and work out more? Heh, nice advice pal. Unfortunately for you, my fat cells defy reality and all laws of nature.

>>86360240

Nah. That voice is so annoying.

>>86359469
>>86359519
The point being that Monica is a good person regardless of what her weight was.
It gave her a different social status as a child, but it didn't define her personality.

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>>86360555
>That voice was so annoying.

Are you telling me that you don't think Janice was the hottest woman on the show? I'm diamonds anytime I hear that OH MY GOD!

>>86360622
I guess the point I've just been trying to make is that her being fat as a kid probably helped to make a down to earth person,she could have easily turned out like Rachel had she not been.

>>86359854
She's cute and funny in the show, but she is straight up retarded and it would get annoying in the long run if she was a real person you knew.

>>86360756
>she thinks pheobe is funny

I say she, cause you must be a roastie

>>86359854
>le ebin so quirky voodoo slut
*holds up spork*

>>86360880
She's not that different from Joey. They're both supposed to be unrealistically stupid for comedic effect.

>>86361072
Joey was an actuall good friend
Monica numerous times was a bitch for no reason and you were supposed to respect it cause "oh its just pheobe!"

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>>86361266
*Phoebe not Monica

>>86361072
Joey never went full blown retard until later seasons started running out of ideas; he was originally just not book smart.
Phoebe was doing dumb shit like believing her mother was in a cat, believing she was possessed by an old woman, and not grasping why saying Ross' entire life's work is a lie might offend him in the early seasons.

>>86361266
Yeah like that one time she hated on Ross because of something that happened in a dream (or was that Chandler?)

>>86361266
>Joey was an actuall good friend
>proposes to rachel
>gives her ross' ring
>doesnt fix anything
>duhh I dunno what Im doing im so dumb haha
thanks joey

Is ms chanandler bong /ourguy/?

>>86361394
You got me there

PIVOT
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>>86358983
They were on a break

>>86361560
A break =/= break up

DANGER

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>>86359044
>Monica walks in
>She looks all sweaty and slightly irritated
>"Darn it, these boots are killing me.."
>She sits down on the chair and starts taking them off.
>I get up from the sofa and go help her.
>Sitting on the chair, I take her foot and put it on my lap.
>As the laces come undone one by one, the pungent smell from the shoe starts to flow out.
>"I walked around the block a few extra times, just for you babe.." she then proceeds to shimmy her leg out of the boot.
>"C-can we do it today again?" I ask.
>"Uh-uh, now lay on your back mister!"
>She can't even finish her sentence and I am already laying on the floor.
>She waves her foot like a pendulum above my face, each time passing it forces the lovely miasma into my nose.
>I grow impatient and try to catch the foot with my teeth, she enjoys watching me in agony and finally grants me release.
>The single foot with all the body weight above it presses on my face, all the juices accumulated into the sock come pouring out of it and trickle down my face.
>"Umpph! - it-itsh sho perffect!"
>She curls her toes and they gnaw my forehead, I writhe in pleasure.
>"Want a taste?"
>I nod feverishly.
>She jams the foot inside my mouth, the sweaty sock mixing with my saliva, I can't help but swallow this fiery cocktail brewing in my mouth.
>As I swallow, she pulls it out.
>"Gosh, I think that's enough for this foot.."
>She gives a wry smile as the begins to undo her right boot.

>>86358331
NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU

>>86358983
This desu, in the real world a "break" would imply no fucking 'til it's final. Rachel never did anything but dinner with Mark whom she considered a friend, I get that Ross thought otherwise but that was ultimately what fucked his shit up. He didn't trust her. There's plenty of time to fuck random bitches once the break up is final, if you suspect she's cheating just let her cheat and tell her to fuck off, if she doesn't cheat well then there's no problem.