Why is he such a fucking cuck?

>>86348545
Just wait until she sleeps with Jon, it'll make it official

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It's been going on for a while now

>characters Dany has sex with but have been written off and nobody noticed
>pic related

>>86348545
wow she's fucking fat

>>86348643
she literally gets pumped and dumped regularly by irrelevant characters but yet wont give it to jorah

i feel bad for him

>>86348754
So whatever happened to Dario? Did they ever say

>>86348788
Yes. How about you watch the fucking show?

>>86348788
Watch the fucking show, Dany is going back to essos eventually with the dothraki, she is an insane woman that wants to conquer the world

>>86348809
I do

>>86348846
I do watch the show, wtf happened to Dario?
It seems like they ghosted him out of convenience

>>86348809
>>86348846

well?

>>86349012
Nobody seems to know. I haven't missed a single episode and don't have a clue.

It must have happened during the last couple of seasons, they were pretty forgettable and terribly done

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>>86348545
Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah.

So is Dany turning into a crazy bitch because they got two targaryens and one of them has to be nuts?

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>>86348846
>>86348809
>>86348788

As she was about to leave she told him to stay behind with the second sons or whatever they're called.

>>86349222
*autistic screeching*

>>86349222
(You)

>>86349222
What's your problem cuck?

>>86348545
what do you think was going through sams head when he was skinning this mans dick?

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>>86349222
Jorah: I'll go and capture a wight
Dany: Okay
Joh: I'll go to
Dany: YOU CAN'T GO! you're too pretty to go. Don't leave me!

>>86349222
>He already accepted she will never bed [her]

That makes him the biggest cuck in westeros and essos

>>86348545
I cringed so hard when he kissed her hand after getting deeper into the friendzone than anybody before.

It's even worse in the books

>>86348545
>dany is more concerned about the guy he literally just met than jorah who she has known for like 10 billion years
Jorah is gonna die next ep isnt he? theres no way he can still live a cucks life after what just happened

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>glances at Dany to see if she's worried that Jon is about to risk his life

Why did it cut to him at that moment? Even the editor is trying to tell you he's a cuck.

>>86349439
nah just thoros

>>86349222
nice pasta

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>>86349222
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A COPYPASTA

>>86348545
Do you retards even know what cuckoldry is? He isn't a "cuck" or being "cucked" because he isn't raising the child of someone else, or, in the retarded version spouted by braindead Ameriburgers, he isn't even in a relationship with the girl so he can't be getting "cucked".

/pol/ was a mistake. So was letting the general American public have Internet access.

>>86349778
Language evolves. I dare you to find a better word than "cuck" to describe him with that crushed look on his face.

>>86349778
You're arguing linguistic prescriptivism for english; you've already lost, cuckold.

>>86349845
friendzoned

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>>86348545

>really wants to go back to his waifu
>voluntarily proposes to leave her again 5 minutes later

What did he mean by this?

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>>86349224
>two targaryens
>two

*blocks your path*

>>86349906
pfff... not even close

>>86349957
It means he doesnt want to fuck her, he wants to serve he as the honorable man that he is.

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>>86349545
It is now

>>86349953
It was obvious she was trying to make Jon jealous but he didn't give a shit

Alpha af

>>86349957
if you want to survive this shit being in the group of mary sues (two resurrected, Melisandre survivor, Hardholme survivor, red priest) is probably advisable.

>>86350022
Why? It's technically correct - despite his massive emotional investment, his not a cuck, just friendzoned fool.

Sam on the other hand...

>>86351034
doesn't quite have the right impact and dosage of bitterness

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>>86349222
>*autistic screeching*
check 'em

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>>86348545
>DON'T speak to me or my wife's son ever again!

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>>86353043
goddamn Sansa can't you do anything right

>>86349778
>using objective standarts on language

Fine by me.

So, when are you going to teach niggers to speak properly ?

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>>86352907
Lmao

It's true. He is way more like a naive chubby kid.

>Believe me when I say I was healed, your grace. Surely I would not lie even though I've been obsessed with you for years.
>It is okay, Jorah. Here - let me embrace your body and just pray that you still don't have the AIDS

The most pathetic part is viserys was literally going to give her to him in exchange for the dragon eggs. White knight faggot.

>>86349953
Looks like Jon's the real cuck

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who else has a chance with her? look at the puddle she made after locking eyes with jon.

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>>86349953
YWN get a hug like this from Dany

>>86348809
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>>86348885

cersei is going to hire the gold company or whatever to fight for them which is dario's mercenary company

Jon and Daenerys = 0 chemistry
Jorah and Daenerys = 100 chemistry

>>86356579
Jon's chance of getting in her pussy = 100
Jorah's chance of getting in her pussy = 0

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>>86348545
>implying he wont win the Khaleesibowl

>>86356315
>roast beef cliff
>roastie queen

pottery

>>86349953
P U R E
U
R
E

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>>86349222

>>86348788
>dismantle a city's industry with no alternative introduced
>then promptly fuck off with their entire military
>leave behind the ex and his couple hundred mercenaries

he's probably rotting on a stake somewhere

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>>86349355
>Satania posters

>>86356315
As a geologist, the scenes in Dragonstone make me hard

>>86348545

literally me on the right. ;(

>>86348643
What happened to him btw? I don't remember.

>>86348754
>she literally gets pumped and dumped regularly by irrelevant characters
>has literally only slept with two people, one of which she was basically sold to as a wife

How delusional are you?

>>86349953
>literally the only interaction Jorah will have with her for the rest of the season
She's crying for her dragon or her Jon in the preview, you choose, but definitely not for the cuck in the hospital

>>86360289

Written off because he loves Dany and bringing over a boytoy will make it so she can't form alliances using her twat.

>>86361917
what about the aristocrat from mereen, she def boned him

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>>86349953
>Jorah: Khaleesi, I just got cured of fantasy AIDS and I'm going north on a suicide mission
>Dany: k
>Jon: Me too.
>Dany: NO! YOU CAN'T! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION
>Jon: Lmao like I give a fuck.
>her face when

But yeah, Jon totally got cucked.

>>86348788
>>86348809
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>>86348885
>>86349012
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>>86349244
he's Euron you fucking retards

>GoT is literally I AM VAGINA HEAR ME ROAR: the show
Wow

So from Dragonstone to Eastwatch all that time Jorah and Jon spent travelling together not once has he mentioned that he has his family sword?

>>86360289

I think he's basically running Mareen, which is pretty ridiculous.

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>>86362320
>group of white men are the only ones with the courage and skill to go on a suicide mission beyond the wall
> I AM VAGINA HEAR ME ROAR: the show

what the he mean by this?

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Why do I love the idea of this love triangle so much?

>>86356643
>kisses her hand
>looks back
>she doesn't give a fuck
Tyrion has better chances at winning her than him to be honest

>>86358885
Same here geology-bro

>>86361917
also, Daario didnt dump her, she dumped him, so shes the pumper-and-dumper in that scenario
>>86362114
Did you even watch? Hizdahr was more pathetic than Jorah. He was literally hers and Daarios footstool and punching bag

>>86349222
tl;dr

>>86349414
In the books, he's ugly, where in the show Iain Glenn is one of the most handsome fucker ever. Literally Jaimie tier

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>>86348545
>I swore myself to her and all I got was a disease
>I cured myself, came back to her and all I got was a hug
>I offered myself to die for her and all I got was a 'k thanks cold shoulder
>I only wanted to say goodbye to her and all she told me was to get used to it
>I looked back and she didn't even bother to acknowledge my presence
>Now I'm fucking freezing, entering a literal death place sorrounded by unknown people who might hate me and the guy who she couldn't stop looking at when leaving.

>>86349351

Probably about how it was bigger than his.

>>86349398

He did it right after looking at Jon. He knows he's got competition.

>>86362462
Go to bed, Jorah.

>>86349778
t. cuck

>>86349845
Unrequited love is not cuckoldry no matter how you spin it.

>>86362683
Yeah, it's worse. At least the cuck got to fuck the girl at some point.

>>86362432
Why is the smallest one there the leader?

>>86362843
Because Charisma wasn't his dump stat.

>>86356448

No. Cersei will bring the GOLDEN company, Daario is from the seconds sons

>>86349414
yeah because dany is a child

>>86362720
I guess? It's not even wholly unrequited because she obviously cares for him deeply, but doesn't have any interest in romance with him. Jorah seems to enjoy serving her, and the character is 1000 times more masculine than anyone who says the word "cuck," so I don't understand the ridicule.

Man I really feel bad for Jaime, I know he's going to die badly but I'm dreaming of his final scene being him stabbing Daenerys in the fucking heart

>>86349222
if he dies he's going for sure come back as a white walker just to see Dany one more time. Poor guy

>>86348545
He represents millenial men

>>86356448
could you be any more of a showpleb secondary brainlet normie

>>86363686
if jaimie dies i am will find out where dabid lives and defecate on his dining table at least twice a year for the next 20 years

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>>86348545

>>86363686
>stabbing Daenerys in the fucking heart

You mean Cersei.

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I cried at this scene desu

>>86362540
This.

Show Jorah is literal "I want daddy to cummy in my bummy"-tier.

>>86364047
y

>>86364106
Happy she was finally reuined with Jorah

>>86363686
>stabbing Daenerys in the fucking heart

Not gonna happen, Dany will die in a magic explosion while taking the Lich king with her

>>86364014
>bad writing
and
>feminist social agenda
any man will be written like a cuck, as long as it empowers their tumblr queen who will win

>>86349845
pussy whipped wimp

>>86356315
>Wanting some raped whore

Wtf is wrong with you. Jon can do better

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>>86349222
Thanks, I'm using this on /hc/

>>86364343

Fire can't kill a dragon, anon.

>>86365277
That's what leaks said, they have been correct so far.

>>86348545
test

>>86349953
>>86364047
She keeps her palms away from him in the hug. This is known as "distal touching" when only the fingertips touch the person.

It signals, "I tolerate you."

>>86362683
eh kinda is tho

a cuck is just the dude with unrequited love watching his girl go be with someone else

>>86365576
was it a success?

>>86364389
Dany and Jon are being written as equals so no dice. Nice try though.

>>86349953
can anybody do a virgin vs chad version of jorah and euron?

>>86349953
Shitty casting. The actor who plays Jorah is more handsome, more charismatic, and more masculine than Fish Face Jon Snuh.

>>86360289
>What happened to him btw? I don't remember.
no idea i wondered myself.

>>86348545
he wants to pound her dragon mound

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>>86353043

>>86356315
Those 2017 dothraki look like Armenian taxi drivers. Karl Drogo and other early seasons dothraki looked cool. Jon, Tirion and Fancy Brows really eat all the budget.

>>86365197
SLAAAAAYYYYYYY

>>86362265
Explain.

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>>86360289
Last seen fucking the Targ fleet outside Casterly rock.

Imagine
>be viserys
>just want whats yours
>grab the eggs
>jorah decides to white knight for kelly c., blocks your path
>bros before hos man, you can have her
>she's not even that hot
>you watched her grow up
>heard and smelled her farts for the past 15 years
>broke her cherry
>this nigga oneitis so bad he betrays you
>tfw you watch him get perpetually from your comfy cloud in targ heaven

Seriously, no sympathy for jorah

>>86348545
Jorah's been a full-time professional cuck for decades, going all the way back to his marriage. The thing is, though, now it's by choice. If he un-cucks himself now, he'll lose access to all his special cuck powers, like:

>Cuckskin: decades of untold heartache have blessed him with epic-level resistance to pain and injury.

>Berserkuck Strength: fueled by his boundless cuck rage.

>Cuck-Sense: Which allows him to perceive precisely how he's being cucked at any given moment, as well as by whom, and how far away it's happening. It's what allows him to track the Khaleesi across entire continents.

Seriously, all this nigga had to do was give viserys the eggs and after a week of pounding her cooter she would have been the perfect blog.jim loli tradwife for him