Eastwatch

I really don't know why they are going through it so fast all of a sudden

>>86342620
>> Tarly has a cringey 'racist' monologue, which could have been great
how is it racist?

but yeah, it was pretty shit, teleporting is getting out of hand.

>>86342620
Look, faggot. Dany will win. Stannis is dead. The Lannisters will die. You lose at life and crave the BBC. Get over yourself you beta alt right fuccboi.

>>86342728
They were trying to make him look bad with his 'foreign savages' monologue.

>"prince or princess that was promised"
>muh savages
>Tarly's speech

They should feel like shit for letting that air after this weekend. Real people get fucked over by identity politics and they want to bait race wars for ratings?

Get your modern political agendas and Ed Sheeran out of my fantasy shows, cunts.

APOLOGISE

>>86342620
if I hear one more cringey dracarys I swear I'll puke on my cat

>>86342798
>Look, faggot.
HOMOPHOBIC MUCH?
ummm educate yourself and check ur cis privilege maybe? god -_-U

I thought the episode was great other than the Eastwatch scene.

>Jon: You are the Hound, I saw you briefly years ago and I forgot your existence up until now.
>Gendry: WTF I hate fucking fire fanatics.
>Thoros: HI MORMONT
>Thormund: WTF I hate Mormonts
>Sandor: Now that we have all been acquainted with eachother let's go beyond the wall and fullfil the prophecy I saw in the flames.

>>86342666
After 60 episodes of storylines that take place hundreds even thousands of miles away from each other, they now have seven episodes to combine all storylines into one big storyline and then conclude that big storyline within 6 episodes. It's incredibly awkward, but the actors have such bloated pays now that they can't afford more episodes. Dany, Jon and the Lannister siblings all get $1 million each for every episode they are in and we have a shitload of longtime cast members like Jorah who have been there since season 1 that also require a higher pay every year.

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Hey why did it look like Tormund was in charge of Eastwatch? Weren't they just sent as reinforcements? Eastwatch is one of the three not deserted castles after all. Where is the Watch?

Is this how old people feel? Every piece of media is making me angry nowadays.

>>86342666
They have 8 episodes left to conclude the series. Of course they need to rush it.

this show is desperately trying to end

>>86342620
Dragonstone to KL and back is fine, its right fucking there. Which doesn't explain Euron's invisible ships and Dany getting to the land last episode though.
Getting all the way to Eastwatch in one episode is ridiculous as hell though

>>86343292
I think this is fine too, considering we have no named characters at the Shadow Tower or Eastwatch that are apart of the Night's Watch. Would also make sense that neither get recruits unlike Caste Black.

>>86342666
They are overpaying their actors so they had to cut 20 episodes for the last 2 seasons down to 14. There will be some extra time in the next two episodes, like 70 or so minute episodes, and supposedly the last season is going to be full of episodes past 60 minutes. Apparently the main big named cast members are getting like 2.5 million an episode

>>86343391
>They have 8 episodes left to conclude the series
By choice. HBO would have gladly kept the show going longer.

>>86342620

>> Gendry is out of nowhere the new superhero

Was literally just swinging a hammer thinking about killing people for 4 seasons

>>86342831
but the dothraki are literally foreign savages
it only becomes racist when you call normal brown people foreign savages instead of saving that phrase for the horse niggers that exist to raid and kill which you don't seem to understand

>>86343292
They mentioned in season 5 that Eastwatch is deserted since the wildling attack. Jon gave the wildlings Eastwatch.

>>86343028
>identity politics
nah people got ran over by a nazi nigger can't blame that on
>identity politics

>>86343028
It's only seen as political if you're a brainwashed /pol/tard and can't separate fiction from reality.

>we get Gendry back
>I thought you might have still been rowing

God damn the metahumor of this episode was on point.

>>86343669
Liam reads /tv/. Confirmed.

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>>86342620
>cringy
>filler
>unrealistic
Then stop watching and fuck off.
Also sage.

>>86343535
Jon is literally retarded giving castles to Ice niggers. Also, where did all the civilian Wildlings go? Rape northern cunts?

> JON IS SUCH A GOOD LEADER

More like Merkel 2.0 at this point.

>lets go outside the wall when its winter
aren't they just going to freeze to death? this is the dumbest plan jon has had since "im gonna go talk to the wildling king I bretrayed"

>>86343792
I would have guessed you would like Harry Potter.

>>86343191
It takes 7 seasons to march the White Walkers through 300 miles of snow
> Euron sails 10000 miles in two episodes

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>>86343832
Oh I'm so sorry Emperor Frederic. If I had know that you were coming, I've had the fag chair prepared. You'll have to settle with one dildo up your ass for now.

>filler

now this feels like

GAME OF THRONES
BRAVO D&D

Surely they're painting daenarys or whatever teh cunts name is as mad as fuck like her dad and then she'll go through a redemption arc. That's what they're building up to right? Fuck this is going to be awful.

>>86342666
And yet the white walkers still haven't made it to eastwatch yet despite being at hardholme about 30 episodes ago. Bravo dd

>>86343805
Most wildlings are dead, especially the "feral" ones and Tormund is their leader now. The wildlings helped Jon take back Winterfell and are the ones that take the white walker threat the most seriously, they were given one crappy castle on the frontlines. In the show, the most civilized wildlings are pretty much northerners that had to survive in the lands of ALWAYS winter.

>>86344129
no one lives in the lands of always winter its just snow and ice

>>86344162
>no one lives in the lands of always winter its just show

>>86344162
My bad, I incorrectly assumed all lands north of the wall was called that.

>>86342620
It drives me crazy that with so precious few episodes remaining, they still churn out a turd sandwich like tonights episode. With all the condensing, and with us literally a few episodes away from the end, they somehow managed to make an episode that was all filler. Seriously, not watching this episode and the show would still have no effect on watching the show.
>>86342666
literally nothing happened

>>86342666
Imagine the story they were adapting from the books as a winding trail that has lots of turns and loops and shit like that, once they didn't have the books to observe they decided to bolt straight to the end of the path skipping over all those turns and loops that the story used to have.

>>86343535
Why is eastwatch suddenly deserted?

>>86344510
Because no one gave a fuck about the nightswatch for a century cuz no white walkers ever came.

Yea it definitely felt like a bottle/filler episode, or more accurately an episode where they put together a bunch of necessary small setup scenes together in order to move the plot along. I also didn't like most of the stuff mentioned, like the brief exit of the Tarlys (we barely knew them), hamfisted and inorganic meeting with Jon and Drogon, Gendry out of fucking nowhere etc.
Also didn't like Arya and Sansa's interaction. Arya's personality seems to have undergone a shift.

I'm interested in Cersei's pregnancy though. I wonder where that will lead.
And I wish we got to see more of Eastwatch. Place looked comfy as fuck. But I don't want the final battle with the dead to take place in the north.

>>86343669

I cant wait to hear all the belly laughs from Burlington Bar when i watch it later with some popcorn

>>86344208
Dumb cunt

>>86342620
(((hacks)))

>>86344855
> put together a bunch of necessary small setup scenes
It's almost a dialogue between people in different locations they just put whoever they want wherever they want and knowing whatever they want now

>>86343981
You know they are waiting for team dragon to come to them right so they can enslave a dragon to take down the wall, right?

Fucking casual shits don't know what they are talking about.

>>86345305
Yes. Season 6 was shit but this season is ultra shit.

>>86342620
They follow me out of choice not fear

Hmmm let'see, her army is

>Unsullied

An army of emotionless eunuch drones that follows her since their old slave master has been killed by her, probably just a sort of drone mechanism since no one defected her ever

>Dothraki

Bloodthirsty superstitious savages that follow her because they mistook her for some sort of omnipotent witch since she wasn't burned by fire

>>86343485
>Apparently the main big named cast members are getting like 2.5 million an episode

This shit disgusts me. Surely everyone would be willing to take a paycut to give the show that will define their careers a decent run?

I guess not though because for some reasons they managed to hire some of the few unknown actors who care about the money more than the job.

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Pleb here.

Are we meant to know what was up with the scroll CIA was hiding?

>>86345700
Yeah. You could have read it.

>>86342620
>Bronn magically saves full armored Jaime from drowning
Are you the same autist that thinks his armor weighs five thousand kilos?

>>86345835
you ever tried swimming in full plate armor?

last we saw jaime was sinking fast somewhere near the beginning of the river/bay/random pool of water

they come out on the other side, far away from any dothraki and the injured dragon that doesn't seem injured anymore

seemed like a mighty long swim

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>>86342831
FUCK WHITE MALES

THEY WILL ALL BURN

>>86343292
>Every piece of media is making me angry nowadays.
That's because you're waking up to (((them))) and their social programming schemes.

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>>86345883
>you ever tried swimming in full plate armor?
It's not full plate armor so I don't know why you bring that up.

>>86342620
yet you can't stop watching week after week and posting how terrible it is. fuck you

>>86342666
nice trips. d&d just want to get it over with so they are rushing it. did you even hear the meta comment about gendry still rowing?

>>86344855
I get a feeling that Cersei isn't really pregnant.
Look at this.
Jaime goes talking to Tyrion.
She felt betrayed.
She's angry at him. Now in a normal situation she would have killed him right on the spot.
So what's her options ?
Make him servant, under her control, through what ? A potential baby.
I bet she talked to Qyburn to make her unable to carry any child.

>>86342620
I'm not gonna argue that most of this season and specially this episode have been pretty bad, and not as exciting as I thought the penultimate season was gonna be. But cane everyone just shut up about this:
>> Davos and his gang travels from Dragonstone to KL to Dragonstone to Eastwatch in one fucking episode
Do you want a whole episode made up of traveling shots like the LotR movies? Or do you really need them to edit in a huge 1 Month later title card for you to understand that time can pass between shots? Like goddamn it irks me that people apparently can't wrap their heads around this concept at all.

>>86346164
>I get a feeling that Cersei isn't really pregnant.

she is, though
confirmed in the leaks

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>>86343897

>>86345883
Diver here.
Plenty of time to cut any weight with a knife.
Scary though.

>>86343669
>I thought you might have still been rowing
I just watched this and I spent the entire scene repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

>>86346188
People who watch Game of Thrones are too dumb to understand the concept of time? I'm not surprised.

>>86346218
>Plenty of time to cut any weight with a knife.

Agreed, but he was still wearing all of his armor.

Why do we agrue about this anyway? There are far bigger things that don't make sense.

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>>86345562
I don't get it either, you'd think they'd want to stay in the limelight a bit longer too.

Look what happened with Breaking Bad. Aaron Paul was ultra popular while it was airing and now he is a literal who. That's what's going to happen to most of the GoT cast, they'll suck up all the money like a grabbler then disappear into nothing.

>>86343605
>being this retarded

>>86346564
How foolish of me. PRAISE KEK, MAGA

>>86343605
> look at me i'm smarter than you
> ad hominem

>>86346224
>talking to yourself about reddit and memes
fucking hell senpai

It was just a throwaway joke that was okay.

>>86344555
No shit, it's like global warming.

>>86342620
No one else bother by the gold cloak being the same guy that works in the theatre in essos?

Guess he retrained after all the other actors getting offed.

Like I could overcome the serving wench Arya stoll the face of being alive and well in the next episode but this was just cringe.

>>86346600
You're a fucking moron if you can't see that literally everything on tv is left leaning political shit. The message is always there. do you think it's a coincidence? Or do you always bury your head in the sand when someone points out the obvious?

>>86344855
SPOILERS FOR THE LAST EPISODE:

Leads nowhere, she has a miscarriage. When the first leaks appeared I really hoped they were going to drop that subplot.

>>86346679
>The message is always there
Your insanity is always there. Do you think it's a coincidence?

>>86345961
Fuck, did you ever swim with clothes?

>>86342620

They unlocked quick travel. It happens in RPG games.
Don't pretend like you don't know this.

Also yeah pretty shit episode aside from a good 5 minutes here and there.

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>>86346679
> Do you think it's coincidence or do you think there's a giant conspiracy between the left wing (that doesn't exist in the US) to ruin le race & country?

>Davos and his gang travels from Dragonstone to KL to Dragonstone to Eastwatch in one fucking episode.

Looks like anon does not know what editing is or the concept of not needed travel time considering we have had seasons of traveling time to build character themes.
You do fucking realize hours sometimes days pass between edits? That one episode has always been like a week of time passed.

Regardless of all that shit Dragon stone is right next to KL and Dragonstone is on the way to Eastwatch by boat.

>>86342620
>"MUH TELEPORTTERR! MUH BOOOKS! MUH GREAT GRRM WOULDN'T HAVE TELEEPOOORTER!"

All of you fucking spergs circlejerking this teleporting shit literally need to kill yourselves. It's not outside the realm of reason for the pacing to be this fast at this point. These aren't following your "nuanced" books anymore, so shut the fuck up and get over it, or stay in your fucking general.

>>86342831

They literally are foreign savages.

LOL Remember when you killed my son here? Oh Tyrion you're hilarious

>>86347000
> Daenarys takes 7 seasons to travel to Westeros
> White Walkers take 7 seasons to march on the wall
> Euron Greyjoy builds a 1000 ships, demolishes two fleets and travels 10000 miles in one scene

>>86343292

They said seasons ago that Eastwatch had to be abandoned because the seven kingdoms stopped sending enough new recruits over the years.

>>86342620

>Character is in a different location from the previous scene in literally anything except GoT

Oh, I see that time has passed between these two scenes, hehehe, I am so smart at film knowledges. Muh kino.

>Character is in a different location from the previous scene in GoT
HE TELEPORTED!!! DOWNHILL SINCE SEASON 5!!! I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GIGANTIC PLOT HOLE ON 4CHAN!!!

>>86346643
Except the white walkers are actually real.

>>86347122
This was cringey af.

>>86347165
>>/pol/

>>86347047
> muh pacing
> lol i want le epic show

Kill yourself reddit.

>>86346908
That's what usually happens when a show has to move its plot forward at a quicker pace. Similarly, in the earlier seasons of Lost, the treks to explore the island took at least an episode, but in the latter ones, everyone casually teleported to places where the plot required them to be at any given time.

>>86346857
Plate is surely a bit different to chainmail, but personally no. However, I have watched people swim in chainmail, which I imagine is harder than swimming in clothes.

>>86343441
>Euron's invisible ships
I really hope that they explain this with employment of sorcery - that fog was insanely dense, it would make perfect sense for it to be some sort of weather manipulation. Obviously we haven't seen Euron use any magic yet, and he doesn't look like he's had much Shade to drink, but it's possible that show Euron is still supposed to have learned some warlock powers and they're just keeping it hidden for now to reveal it later.

>>86342831
No. They weren't.

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>>86343897
WHOLE OF 4CHAN BTFO

>>86342620
Game of thrones is not a show about math or logistics. It's a show about people fighting eachother when they should be working together.

>>86346188
the issue is more that the showrunners are just abandoning the concept of time for plot convenience. if Euron has travelled such and such a distance then other character has been sitting there for months without absolutely no apparent development. it just never makes any sense, they've obviously abandoned attempting to maintain consistency and it's understandable why, but it does reek of amateurism.

>>86342666
They're wrapping the show up and delivering the most eventful scenes as fast as they can without filler, now that the show has graduated from the books. Think a little.

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>>86342831
>when you hate yourself so much that you believe a scene depicting noble sacrifice and commitment to loyalty in the face of self-immolation is racist because you got called racist for accusing your neighbors of genocide

>>86343292
Remember how Jon put the wildlings in charge of the Night's Watch?
Well that's what happened.
Did you know that the elderly grow increasingly stubborn and detached from the events in front of them because they're simply tired? Where did your energy go?

>>86345562
>>86346472
It's a job you dorks. One with infinite leverage. Do you seriously think Kit Harrington loves fantasy books for their own sake? He doesn't love them more than a million dollars.

>>86342620

Don't forget the high speed ravens

>>86342831
Nobody was trying to look him bad faggot. Only /pol/fags and SJWs think that way

>>86346679
How is depicting a foreign flaming Holocaust against soldiers and an actual brutal foreign invasion left-leaning? They spend screentime and direction showing a family nobly dying for the cause of homeland security.

>>86344209
>precious
That's where you're wrong.

>>86346679
>They're trying to foreshadow Dany can turn into mad king 2.0
>They're tried to make Tarlys honourable
>Make most popular character (Tyrion) think shit about Dany and Dothrakis
>REEEEEEEEEE the leftist have took over
Kill yourself faggot. You're no better than those Sjw morons

Constantly seeing how terrible the show is now makes me so glad I dropped this show around season 3-4.

>>86345700
It's the message Sansa was forced to send to Robb asking him to surrender on behalf of Joffrey, back in season 2 I think.

>>86346224

I think you should take a break from the internet m8

>>86342620
>tarly was racist

In a medieval like setting its not that racist what he says.

>>86348243
>implying people like in that bar see it like that

In their eyes he is an old racist.

>you sure this is the only copy of Westeros

Why would there be copies? And how could you guarantee their authenticity?

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>>86342620
So if Jon was kill and brought back does this mean he's a white walker and trying to destroy the kingdom from inside?

>>86342620
>Hey, I know this guy.
>Hey, I know you too
>I know these guys
>hey, we know this guy
>Hey, I met you once
>Hey, I knew your father

What the fuck was this shit?

>>86349741
I'll tell you whatever you wanna hear lady.

>>86342620
Did you skip the last 3 years? This episode was better than 90% of it

>>86346638
>>86349431
How come blatant newfaggotry like this is allowed on 4chan 2.0?

>>86345546
>Because people don't follow people because they're powerful. That's never happened before, right?

Reading all this makes me so sad with how delusional and dichotomous most you are. Get a grip on reality lol

>>86343896

It's more that the WW have just been chilling AFK, they should have been over the walls or besieging it a long time ago. It's 2+ weeks to go from winterfell to KL, the WW have taken 7+ years to go from the Fist to the Wall. The shows time scale doesn't make a lick of sense in terms of logistics the last 3 seasons.

>>86343896

Night king has same powers as 3ER, can vaguely see the future, is just waiting around for his ice dragon.

>>86346194

But like:
>'regent queen' (who has not allowed a high council to be called, who is illegally sitting on the throne)
>preggers
>king died 7 years ago
>who is the father? this is illegal, depose and kill her now

I don't understand the climate in KL anymore. The entire town wanted her dead, the incest accusations would only get louder, then she nukes the holiest building in their continent. Like KL should be riots 24/7 and with the Lannister army off doing things for the last year, KL should have fallen to insurgency by the Faith Militant, remember Cersei gave them the legal right to reform a few seasons ago.

>>86346297

But there's weeks or months of travel to each location. Where are the scouts, ravens etc that would effect these characters travels? You don't up and move entire armies that distance without a report from your supposed active spy network (nothing has said that it's gone, this goes for all factions).

Even if there's 'nothing eventful' on your travel, most chapters would start with acknowledging events happening in other locales, or a notice season change. It just feels like someone cast their TP scoll, they should have news from home or elsewhere to contend with.

The complaints are more about how rushed it is, blah blah DnD quit, money etc. Oh how the mighty fall.

>>86342620
You forgot

>Gilly casually reveals where D&D are going with the Jon's parentage plot