Why didn't you tell me how good this was /tv/?

I did but you must have thought i was shitposting

>>86338232

What? I thought we all agreed it was 2014's movie of the year.

What's his catchphrase again?

>>86338232
it wasnt quite my tempo

>>86338232
Because it isn't
Anyone who plays music (especially drums) can tell you its a laugh riot and just cannot get past the comedic attempt at the people trying to play the instruments.

>>86339375
BOJANGLES

>>86339850
>anyone who plays music

kek.

>>86339850
This. Everything in band is NEVER that exciting or over done. I play drums and it was cool but extremely hyperbolic, especially the practicing montage with all the blood and ice water bucket.

Except maybe the sex orgys on the bus in HS. But that's another story for a mother time.

>>86339375
That's the WAAAAAAAY the news goes

>>86339850
I thought it was pretty cool that the actor plays drums and allegedly actually played all of the ending scene in studio

>>86339985
I don't think they were trying to represent an average highschool band.

>>86339375
Buy Farmer's

>>86339985
Yeah, you definitely never went to a conservatory. I know people that have ruined themselves physically by practicing their instrument so much and so intensely.

>>86339850
This is the only real complaint I had as a pro musician. But unless you get real musicians as actors you'll never be able to pull this off.

>>86338232
It's great, one of the best movies I've seen this year, but I can never get /tv/ to have a thread about it. Always fizzles out quickly.

>>86339375
Your rhythm is not entirely accurate

>>86339850
DEN PLAY ME SUM MUSAC, BOAH!

>>86339375
They're crap. Crap. Crap. Megacrap.

>>86338232
But we did? This was shitposted to bits in 2014.

>>86338232
It was rushed in some places and dragged in others.

>>86338794
Same here. Legendary film

>>86338232
This is probably the only film where I received universally good feedback from people that watched it after I recommended it to them.

>people on /tv/ unironically believe Fletcher was right
That's what worries me about this board.

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>>86338232
I tried to but you didn't believe me

>>86339375
Parker, your fired.

>>86348623
>your

>>86338794
This, it was /tv/'s unanimous 2014 kino of the year.

>>86339375
ISN'T THAT THE TEMPO OF THE DAY?

>>86348830
Well you're about to start hating it, because it was also THAT place's 2014 kino of the year.

>>86348682
Oh shit, Parker your unfired, come here and proof read my shitposts.

>>86342464

No. Miles Teller is a shit drummer.

Proof:
https://youtu.be/kmgek-Kxd_4?t=1m12s

>>86339375
DOUBLE TIME SHUFFLE

>>86338232
>>86338794
>>86344482
>>86339985
>>86348830
Why does everyone love this movie?

What about that scene where he gets into the car accident, turns up for the performance covered in blood, no-one mentions it, notices it, or ever recommends he dresses his wounds or wipe the blood off himself before going on stage?

>>86339850
this. it is a very awkward movie if you know anything about music playing.

>>86339375
It was extremely painful

>>86349288
lol, he is worse than Justin Bieber

>>86349288
http://www.nola.com/movies/index.ssf/2014/11/is_miles_teller_really_playing.html

He played it in studio.

>>86338232
>What if we made the first half of Full metal jacket, but about music instead?
>And what if we had a really unlikable and extremely punchable main character?
Movie was ok. If anything /tv/ overrate it a bit.

>>86349336
Movies taught me that people in JewYork have no compassion so its seems normal to me.

>>86349401
The article you just posted literally just said that he didn't play it in studio. Are you fucking retarded?

>>86349401
>The most fundamental thing is how you hold the drumstick
Oh Lord.

>>86349336
Fletcher obviously noticed it. He just hated Andrew and wanted to make him fail publicly. So he let him play.

>>86349463
That article literally just said that he did play it, albeit broken into chunks and edited to make it look like one long take.

>>86349478
But none of the other people noticed

>PLAY DOUBLE TIME SHUFFLE NOT QUITE MY TEMPO

is like

>MOVE THE HUBBLE YEAH LET'S MOVE IT COME ON EVERYBODY

>>86349490
He did play it ON CAMERA but not in the studio

>Then it was editor Tom Cross' job to make it look as if Teller "was playing his little heart out."

Holy fuck you are so fucking stupid. If you watch the movie you can tell he isn't as good a drummer as what you hear in the audio. Further, the video above shows he is an atrocious drummer. Finally, the article even admits he just played it bit by bit during filming to make it look like he was playing. All of this evidence, and you still fucking think he played the drums on the audio track?

>>86349560
Sorry I assumed studio meant where they fucking film it, on the camera? I even said it was edited, so what the fuck is your problem?

Can you even play a small portion of that? The audacity of you right now to even say he's a shit drummer is kind of hilarious. It's a movie, slow the fuck down.

>>86349607
>Can you even play a small portion of that?
anyone could learn that in two weeks

>>86349493
They were too scared to say anything. Did you miss that Fletcher is intimidating as fuck?

>>86349607
No I'm not as good as the Whiplash soundtrack. But I'm a better drummer than Miles Teller.

My problem is your idiocy.

>>86349607
P.S. if the drums were recorded live during filming there would be mics everywhere. Because It is microphones that pick up the sound of the drums. There were no visible mics during Whiplash performances.

>>86349660
Alright, post your sick drumming ability in 2 weeks, give me your information and I expect a youtube video, I don't mind if you edit it together in chunks over the course of 2 days either.

>>86349687
Post some of your drumming, genuinely curious. You have to be pretty good to be this big of an asshole, yeah? Also, you got blown the fuck out. Just admit you were wrong about him drumming it, and this can all go away.

>>86349721
I guess we should see mics visible everywhere in every movie then, right? Because microphones pick up all sound, so you need to see one for it to exist.

>>86349764
you are quite stupid, i hope you don't vote.

>>86349807
t. wrong anon

>>86339375

THATS NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVt_1lGTUcg

Thoughts on this deleted scene /tv/?

>>86349764
I don't have to prove my drumming skills to you, I don't really care. The point I'm trying to make is that Miles Teller didn't play the drums you hear.

Did you actually watch the video here: >>86349288 ? I'm not just being a cunt about Miles Teller. I don't care that he's a shit drummer. He's a good actor. But his drumming skills are literally Bieber tier.

Are you now also claiming that every drum scene in Whiplash was recorded live. Because that's definitely incorrect. You can see a lot of scenes where hand placement mismatches with the audio. Also, by the sound of the recorded drums you can hear that the drums are recorded close-mic'ed. The drums would sound very different if the mics were placed at a distance (off camera).

>>86339375
you came too early

>>86339375
Pictures, Parker. PICTURES OF THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE SPIDER-MAN!

>>86349764
>>86349910
To clarify, I'm not a "sick" drummer. I'm just better than Miles who is barely amateur

>>86349910
Just leave it be. That guy probably thinks Star Wars was shot in space as you can clearly see spaceships and stars and shit.

>>86350003
Hahahaha thankyou

>>86349910
>>86349941
But the whole thing is literally that he drummed it, it didn't have to be exactly the sound and you can see the few sketchy looking bits where it was edited. But he is capable of at least drumming the song.

>>86349162
Even a retarded clock can be right twice a day.

>>86349873
this just makes me want to watch the movie again

>>86350071
>it didn't have to be exactly the sound
What did he mean by this? Are you saying that if it sounded of poorer quality due to more distant mic placement you can still magically hear audio as if the mics were placed closely?

>But he is capable of at least drumming the song.
You have no evidence of this and in fact I have already presented much evidence to the contrary

>>86350071
Bad news kid. High School Musical was mimed. They recording the songs in a recording studio and then mimed the songs in a film studio.

>>86350071
Fuck you

>>86350168
>but you can clearly see that he drums the drum in the drumming song

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>>86350258

>>86350269
You sir have successfully trolled me. You deserve congratulations for this.

Two schools of thought on the movie

>Fletcher wanted a replacement trophy performer because one of them killed themselves
>Fletcher actually felt bad and really believed in Andrew

Andrew looked up to Fletcher because he was like a father to him, his real dad was a cuck divorcee.

>>86350071
>But he is capable of at least drumming the song.
He is capable of playing little bits that almost match the real playing. which is a good job for an actor. It has nothing to do with actual drumming skills though. Do you think Tom Cruise can sword the sword like a real samurai too?

>>86350319
nah, i am not that guy. i just think this is very amusing.

>>86350352
His real dad was really nice to him other than that one time where he was arguing with those stupid jocks and his dad decided to take their side for some reason.

I hate that dude

>>86350404
>he thinks he can bruise the Cruise
Anyway, that was the original point. Yes, he is capable of matching the song. The original post was allegedly, anyhow.

Anyone else buy Farmers Insurance thanks to this movie?

>>86350558
No the original point Miles played it in the studio. He didn't. He mimed it (and it would have sound terrible live) bit by bit.

>>86350646
>>86342464
allegedly

>>86350646
imagine filming this, the crew must have gone mad. the original song blasting over the set plus the actor's drumming.

>>86350685
What did he mean by this?

>>86350725
Hahahaha. Like when your 13 year old neighbour buys a drum-kit and he thinks he's Danny Carey. The crew must have had earplugs.

>>86349336
Its a fucking metaphor
>character were told died of a car crash actually got stressed and killed him self
>main character gets in a car crash and lives. People don't react except the dad who shows extreme concern
Cmon man join the dots

>>86338232
>Why didn't you tell me how good this was /tv/?
Not quite your tempo, if you catch /our/ drift.

>>86349336
btw, the actor really was injured in that car crash, the blood does not look fake. show me your own blood to prove me wrong.

>>86350964
Yes it's a metaphor but it's also supposed to be a movie involving humans who behave in humans ways which the film failed to do in this scene

>>86351033
This tbqh famalam

ecks dee.

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>>86350964
I've got a metaphor for you.

>>86351033
>btw, the actor really was injured in that car crash
No he wasn't, he had been in a car crash earlier in his life, the scars on his face are from it.

>>86351265
Wooosh

>>86351202
I literally explained this to you already. Fletcher wanted Andrew to fail, and everyone was scared of Fletcher. They didn't want to be kicked out of the band for going against him.

>>86351227
>>86351033
>>86351265
he's trying to make a joke about the miming the drums thing, except it's a shit joke because of the false equivalency involved in showing blood to bragging about being good at drums

>>86351274
is that a breeze passing between your ears, fathead?

>>86351277
I still didn't buy that NO ONE reacted IN ANY SLIGHT WAY. Not a single mention. No one flinched. And I'm not convinced that the music teacher would sully his reputation by allowing a drummer with gaping bleeding wounds perform live on stage with him

Daily reminder that Fletcher stole the original drummers notes

>>86351327
I never bragged about being a good drummer. Saying you are better than Miles Teller is not bragging. I am also a better singer than Florence Foster Jenkins. Still not bragging.

>>86351327
it was a damn fine joke.

>>86351383
that's why it's a bad joke though

>>86351428
It is objectively an excellent joke

>>86351383
>Florence Foster Jenkins
as we are on it: that movie was way better in portraying musicians

>>86351493
t. poor comedian

>>86351516
upload your jokes on youtube and we can talk

>>86351516
Here's a joke for you: Donald Trump.

>>86351542
This guy is a fuckin genius.

>>86351202
They behaved like humans to a suicidal kid not a car crash victim that was the fucking point

>>86351547
lol ice cream epic

>>86351570
this sentence makes no sense

>>86351570
>>86351584
https://youtu.be/-Vb5G8xjc_0?t=216
Almost all of them are tuning their instruments, and you can see the fucking fear in the other dude's eyes when he motions to Fletcher. He does react pretty clearly though, like what the actual fuck.

>>86351823
>Prestigous music teacher
>Allowing student with gaping bleeding wounds to play live at an event so formal everyone is in black-tie

>>86352127
Yes, we acknowledge that Fletcher is fucked up. We also acknowledge that at least the one extra with a speaking line says what the fuck happened to you. This completely destroys the argument that nobody reacted to it.

>>86351823
>i am warming up the band

>>86339375
WUBALUBADUBDUB

>>86351581
>Trump fails to repeal Obamacare
>Generals immediately tell him to fuck off when he tries to ban transgenders from the military
>Pence and other Republicans are already making preparations to replace him in 2020 or earlier
>FBI raided Manafort's house as the Russia investigation continues to uncover dirt
>Trump's phonecalls with foreign leaders showed just how much of a buffoon he is
>White supremacists killed a liberal protestor in his name and he refused to condemn them, so even Republicans are coming out against him
>And he's losing a Twitter slapfight with North Korea
>Meanwhile the best retort his supporters can come up with is that CNN ran a fluff piece about ice cream

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

>>86352174
in this shitty movie's cosmos this is plausible. the treat that standard piece and the double time shuffle like it was music reinvented.

>>86352241
…so they act like nothing has happened to not disturb that precious gift that this music is

>>86352241
goalposts shifted, you got me

not even the guy you were arguing with originally, but glad to know

>>86352237
>>>/pol/
>3 bought republicans suddenly decide to do a faceheel turn
>transgenders disrupt a typical military environment and should be banned
>citation needed
>cittation needed
>implying any 'white supremacists' called out for trump as they were running over a fat fuck who was standing in the road in a declared state of emergency
>implying north korea will do shit and if they even do anything they won't get utterly blown the fuck out
>brushes off the CNN ice cream thing like it wasn't blown up and made a huge deal out of because they had LITERALLY nothing else to make up that day

Looks like the real joke is you.

>>86352237
>he didnt respond to random journalist sperg abusing press pass and shouting during random ceremony
>that must mean hes is literally hitler
>has proclaimed literally hitler for past fucking year
>has proclaimed russian spy for past fucking year
>still no evidence of either

>>86352447
>no evidence
Bullshit. Read this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6alzm0/fbi_confirms_activity_in_annapolis/dhfnm85/

>>86352439
>"should be banned"
>knows it won't happen despite Trump making a big stink about it so he moves the goalposts and says "but it should, if only, if only"

>>86352499
if there was evidence, itd be on every fucking libtard news site and show on the planet right now
youre an idiot shut the fuck up

>>86352499
>reddit

>>86352579
where do you think all the people who cry about trump are coming from?

>>86352556
How is it moving the goalposts if it hasn't happened yet? Are you this fucking stupid?
It should, as in, it ought to be. I knew liberals had poor reading comprehension for anything that's not their cuckold fiction, but this really takes the cake.

>>86352641
It literally will never happen. Trump is a disgrace.

>>86352684
t. Ranny G

>>86352621
FASTER FASTER NOT QUITE MY TEMPO

>>86352728
Not an argument.

>>86352846
Neither is "it will never happen"
And failure to refute any of the points that were explained means you lose.

>>86352882
are you the "he really drummed the song"-guy? please be that guy.

>>86352939
We're obviously way past the point of drumming, even though this thread is about whiplash. You have zero argument here. You're done, Neeman.

>>86352974
i knew it

>>86353059
You knew what? You come in here and shitpost about politics without even knowing shit, and other people even tell you to fuck off. For the last father-fucking time, get out of my thread.

>>86353097
i came here to play the double trump shuffle

>>86352174

I appreciate the patience you've shown schooling that retard, but I get the feeling at this point he just wants to keep the argument going

>>86353188
Shuffle your boyfriend's cock into your asshole, then we'll see about posting in my fucking thread.

>>86353229
>your movement is losing steam by the day and all you've got is homophobia
Quite sad.

>>86353220
I only posted the video and the other post, honestly the other guy had a lot of patience and will likely keep posting til 404. This thread was a mistake as indicated by all the other shitposting too.

>>86353260
>and all i got was a lousy fence

>>86353716
Exactly, where's that wall? Nowhere. Trump is a loser.

>>86339850
The people who watched it and know nothing about music liked it.

Anyone who knows that not having the right sheets or haven't practiced a song will not make you play strange tempos or miss your snare hated it.

But yeah the teacher is angry roaar xD

>>86350775
it was a sick ostrich

>>86356141
He played strange tempos because he just played the other song instead.

>why am I so new /tv/

Answered your own question

>>86349336
Conservatory musicians are cunts.
I find it believable.

>>86357825
Calling a music school a "conservatory" is pretentious as fuck. I can tell they're cunts just from that.

>>86358334
>highly skilled people tend to be aware of their value yes

>>86358537
Skilled my ass. He couldn't even tell the correct tempo.

Yeah, it's one of the best movies of the last few years. Fuck the Birdman autofellating wankery for taking the best picture that year.
>>86339850
And you go fuck yourself.
Every time there is a movie focused on something that is not a common knowledge for most people, one of you dipshits come out and start your fucking whining "ooh, I happen to know a bit about this theme and it's all wrong!" Fuck you, just be happy that part of your shitty boring life got dramatized and shown to people who might start giving shadow of a fuck about it.

>jazz
>needing sheet music
lmao

>>86339375

>this is the rhythm of the night

>>86339375

Remmember, no russian

>>86358879
>Yeah, it's one of the best movies of the last few years.

The story was bland and predictable, the characters one-dimensional, unlikeable and uninteresting. Nothing surprises you or evokes emotion stronger than "oh yea I guess that'd suck", it feels like a textbook made-for-tv drama.
The whole problem feels manufactured, since if you were really the next best jazz drummer, or close to it, you wouldn't have to go through some asshole instructor, you'd be famous by word of mouth and youtube.
And his whole drum solo that's supposed to be impressive is just a long fucking blast beat.

>>86359612
>if you were really the next best jazz drummer, or close to it, you wouldn't have to go through some asshole instructor, you'd be famous by word of mouth and youtube.
Are you retarded?

>>86350486
>come play with us
>four words you'll never hear from the NFL
I had to pause and pace around the room for few minutes.

>>86339375
Everybody dance now!

>>86338232
What are you talking about? /tv/ had this movie's dick in their mouth for months.

>>86360455
That was a pretty fucking sick burn.

>>86360455
That scene was painful to watch.

>>86360856
Why does it bother people so much?

>>86361909
Because we're autistic.