How can human "males" ever hope to compete?

No seriously how, they take all the qt space trucker gfs

>>86337582
IMAGINE

>>86337582
Wait til he pops out his inner penis

>there is a nigger inside that suit
mmmmmmmmm

>>86340820
>the original Giger design had a penis come out of its mouth
hmmm....

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>>86340935
>Ripley was originally going to be a man
mmmmmmmmmmm

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>>86341167
>she freely admits to wanting to fug the xeno
mmmmmmmmmmm...

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>>86342036
>tfw after all these years still no good alien porn fucking ripley

>>86342112
theres some pretty gud stuff of the xeno fucking hudson

>>86342352
well fuck I'm in for anything

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>>86342448
damn it i was trying to get a different response
>yfw there is none of that either

eh closest thing to decent xeno and outright not remotely close to human shaped alien stuff, just google meandraco e621

>>86342526
truly a suffering
thanks mate

>>86337582

>don't kidnap woman and tie them up with my alien spunk
>don't force them to endure rape with a space spider
>don't have super space acid for blood
>don't impale them with mouth within a mouth, razor sharp whip tale, and claws.

This thread makes me want to watch Alien 3. Nothing does that.

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>>86337582
>That moment when you learn what actually was inside that costume, and everything adds up.

I wanna fuck a xeno

XENO'D

Can someone post the official alien statue, the one with the plump lips.

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Alien 4

>>86344961
and that he actually died of AIDS

>>86345774
He didn't die of aids, he died of sickle cell.

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>>86341167
>Implying "she" wasn't

>>86346562
White men really belong to the BBC.