STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI Plot Details

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

Christ someone just kill this franchise

>>86335803
FPBP

who /UN-HYPE/ here?

>>86335687
>Rough outline based on officially released information and leaks that actually proved themselves credible.

For example?

dude the empire strikes back lmao

>>86335687
I hope the "Luke is evil and Snoke is his puppet, not the mastermind" leaks are true

The only way this can turn out decent is if Rey becomes evil in the end and Kylo defeats her.

>>86335983
They won't be. The next two movies are going to be boring, black and white, IP-milking trash.

>>86335687
why are they called The Resistance when they're the establishment?

>>86336106
its a liberal thing.

Luke uses the force to rape Rey where he reveals he is her father, and he impregnates her with the dark seed of the Sith lord, which causes her belly to swell, and there are pregnant jokes for the rest of the series. At the end her baby dies and she goes to Hawaii

>>86335983

As if they'd risk rocking the boat. I mean seriously are your neurons firing? This is Disney handling a giant IP. You seriously fucking think they'll do anything radical? Why?

The last movie was so paint by numbers it's sad. You can see the committee that designed it as you watch.

I hate to say it but at least the prequels were uniquely shit. And not a single death star. In retrospect that was amazing.

Gonna need sauce on these leaks

>>86336106
They're more like a pro-establishment fringe group.

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How about this
>The planet that Rey and Finn are on explodes leaving both dead.
>The enraged POE flies around doing aesthetic vengeful X-wing strike missions for 2 hours.
>He dog fights Kylo and wins.
> He drone strikes Snoke, who was really Tarkin, ending the first order.
>Twist is that the resistance was the enemy the whole time
>Old Luke and Poe team up to fight all the resistance fighters
>Third film is canceled.

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>>86335687
So the rebels are driven out of their base, the jedi-in-training goes off to train with a jedi master, the sith guy tells the big hologram they could be a powerful ally if turned to the dark side, they good guys end up fleeing to some backwater outpost only to be betrayed and captured by a supposed friend, and the sith guy tells the jedi-in-training some dark revelation.


... how is this not just a rehash of Empire again?

>>86335687
>>Meanwhile, the Resistance has been cut off from the fragile New Republic and being severely attacked by the First Order, whose influence is spreading through the galaxy.

this doesnt make sense. Resistance should be the Republican Army

>>86336059
if i remember correctly they said that episode 8 would have a "i am your father" level of plot twist

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Real spoilers:

http://ew.com/movies/2017/08/09/star-wars-last-jedi-rey-luke-skywalker-daisy-ridley-mark-hamill/

>That’s where the Star Wars saga left us at the end of The Force Awakens, with Daisy Ridley’s Rey standing atop a craggy, windswept island, holding out Luke Skywalker’s long-lost family lightsaber to the man she knew only as a legend. But in The Last Jedi, she actually has much further to go to find the warrior who inspired all those old stories.
>This isn’t the Luke she’s heard about. It’s not the one we know either.
>This is a broken man. One who would have preferred to stay lost. And he feels the same way about that lightsaber.

>Luke definitely does not give Rey the warm welcome he received when he went in search of Alec Guinness’ Ben Kenobi in 1977’s original Star Wars. She is warned. She is given an explanation.
>This rejection hits Rey’s abandonment issues. Hard.

>But Ridley says Rey is also placing huge expectations on Luke. She arrives on the island of Ahch-To, site of a primitive Jedi temple, not to become a hero herself, but to shove Skywalker back into the fight.

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just fuck my franchise up

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>>86341332
>A big part of Rey’s future will be uncovering her own past: Who is connected to her? Where did she come from? And why was she cast away?
>As she tries to pick up her own pieces, she may find they fit together well with the remnants of Luke Skywalker. Working together, they may become whole again.

>Hamill hints that Luke has begun to doubt his own connection to the Force, wondering if he has been misreading it all this time.

>“[Luke] made a huge mistake in thinking that his nephew was the chosen one, so he invested everything he had in Kylo, much like Obi-Wan did with my character,” Hamill says. “And he is betrayed, with tragic consequences. Luke feels responsible for that. That’s the primary obstacle he has to rejoining the world and his place in the Jedi hierarchy, you know? It’s that guilt, that feeling that it’s his fault, that he didn’t detect the darkness in him until it was too late.”

Snoke won't matter. He dies early in the film. I know that no one will believe me, but my friend works at Hasbro and got to read parts of the script.

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he's a big guy.

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>Luke, a grown ass old fart, kidnaps a guy half his age.
>Will probably not even be a fight scene but gets sneak attacked like Phasma in VII

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>No space sloth
How unfortunate.

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>but Luke has grown desillusioned due to Kylo's betrayal and believes that the Jedi should end. Luke once believed that Kylo was "the chosen one".

Wow Disney, What's next? Rey gets taken over by Snoke in the Final Film forcing Kylo to fight her fullfulling his Destiny as originally predicted and turning a new leaf balancing Light and Dark and Becoming THE LAST JEDI!?

>>86341596
Goldmember Confirmed for Snoke's True Identity

>>86336106
Cause they're proud women and POC (Democrats) who are RESISTING against evil white males (Trump).

Get it?

>>86335687
>dude star wars lmao

who the fuck cares

sage.

>>86335687
>no sea sloth anakin

fake

>>86335983
i hadnt heard this before

whats the theory behind this, why did luke become evil? does he realise hes evil or whats up with that? do you mean he simply fell to the dark side?

>>86335687
so the whole last jedi thing is plural then and the title essentially amounts to nothing. ok cool. also i love how we're recycling more of the chosen one plot from the prequels, as if that isn't already one of the most cliched plot devices in the history of story telling. i'm not seeing anything about a dumb force tree that gave birth to the literal manifestation of the light and dark side of the force, which disappoints me somewhat because that would be really dumb and funny.

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>>86341958
a snoke and a pancake

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dropped

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>>86342088

>>86342200
You see, Mr. Shkywalka

I love GOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>86340459
How far are they willing to go with copying the original trilogy? Will Rey be Luke's daughter.

>Luke once believed that Kylo was "the chosen one
Maybe if you retards stopped thinking every fucking new Jedi is the chosen one, this shit wouldn't happen

>>86342603

>Will Rey be Luke's daughter.

would be pretty gay if she isn't, considering how many times it's been said that Star Wars is about family, and specifically the Skywalker family.

sure, Kylo could be "redeemed", but then it's just copying the end of ROTJ. and on an out-of-universe level, you can't have some new character kill off a beloved character who was in the originals and then have it be okay because he feels bad about it. Chewie should get to rip Kylo's arms off.

Does anyone even care about starwars anymore?

Even my normie friends have realised TFA was shit.

haha yeah I remember when all the leaks from TFA ended up being completely true too.

>>86335687
I'm still baffled by the decision to cast two people as leads who have literally no charisma and are ugly to boot.

>>86342251
how is this an example of luke being in charge of snoke?

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>>86342928

Boyega seems alright, but I'm not sure he was right for the character. he seemed much more modern-Earth than Galaxy Far, Far Away.... although how much of that was him and how much was JJ, I don't know.

Finn certainly wasn't written like a brainwashed soldier whose first normal social interactions were with that Poe guy, Rey and Han. which is too bad because the idea is pretty neat.

>>86343080
>Boyega seems alright
Did we watch the same movie?

>>86342200
Perfect

>>86335803
Understatement.

>>86337969
Too good to be true. ALso, I'd like to see Poe and Maz die in the process too.

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>>86335687
>Killed his own father
>Participated in killing hundreds of billions of people
>Rejoins the Resistance

I am calling bullshit on this one

>>86344421
This movie is just plain retarded, JJ ABrams and KAsdan already admitted they didn't plan the trilogy, they messed up the first movie so bad, there's no way anyone can make sense out of it. It's just the stupidest movie ever made, but it has a stronk female lead and a useless black friend, and that is very important!

>>86343118

going off of interviews/talk show appearances, not the movie itself.

>>86344421
>Rejoins the Resistance

nowhere does it say this, open your eyes to white levels, jackie

>>86342249
Based boyega

>>86335687
>this generation of adults watch disney movies

I wish I could go back in time and stop their parents from procreating.

>>86344563
see
>>86342249

He might be ok if he was smarter and didn't buy into cheap racebaiting.

>>86337969
I'd pirate this

>>86344532
This.

>>86335687
go there do shit:the Disney Wars

Despite the FO being absolutely BTFO in the last movie, they managed to gain the upper hand how?
I thought they were a fringe remnant group.
This worked for the Empire, as the Death Star was a huge project they had, but not their seemingly last effort to take control of the galaxy.

>>86335687

I didn't mind The Force Awakens or Rogue One, but for some reason I cannot work up any interest at all for this one.

I think they made a mistake maybe.

Like...Having just one big Star Wars sequel was enough. I have no interest in following these new characters anywhere and the plot is kinda boring/repetitive.

I don't like that the spin off's are prequels, but I like that they aren't part of this ongoing storyline.

I'm not trying to be contradictory, but does anyone else feel the same?

It's like a TV show where I enjoyed the first episode, but not enough to invest time in the rest of the season.

>>86335687

I hope that's fake. It sound really fucking boring.

I literally don't give a fuck about Rey and Finn and Snoke is Literally Who.

This is turning out to be prequel tier, isn't it.

>>86336106

I think they're like Antifa to the New Republics Democrats.

It's pretty shitty writing. It would have been way more interesting if they had ended up more like the Soviet Union and taken over all the cool tech and the First Order were actually like Nazis in South America or terrorists. Maybe having the Rebel Alliance dealing with infighting/purges.

Instead it was like the first three movies didn't even happen and shit just started again.

>>86347148
TFA and Rogue One were both boring because I didn't care for any of the characters, and I don't think they can turn that around in The Last Jedi.

>>86336055

Might make it more interesting than what it appears we're getting.

I'm not even watching this one in a cinema. And I'll probably watch the Han Solo one on the big screen.

>>86338003

>Some dark revelation

>You're actually the chosen one, not your bro

Not really a huge twist. They got a really mediocre writer/director for this. Fucking cheap ass cunts at Disney.

>>86341362

This is unironically like that fucking Hentai Legend Of The Overfiend.

Everytime someone beats The Chosen one, they find out he was a fake Chosen One and there's ANOTHER (this time real, we promise) Chosen One coming along.

>>86342603

If OP's claims are true, she won't be Luke's daughter - She'll be Snokes. And Snoke will be some bad Jedi, or still alive Darth Vader.

If she just turns out be Luke's and the mother is a nobody...damn, that's shit.

>>86347287

Yeah. I liked the film enough, but the good guys were just...bland. Boring and I don't want to see their continuing adventures, because the adventures weren't very interesting.

The only interesting character was Kylo.

>>86347452
Kylo was interesting, but I don't like him. I don't want to see what he does next.

Disney Star Wars is fanfiction

Franchise was over when they bought it

Seriously this is completely inconsistent with the earlier movies if real. Especially the chosen one stuff.

>Luke once believed that Kylo was "the chosen one".
Why? The chosen one was Anakin or himself. That should be obvious by now. To change that is to retcon the meaning of the earlier movies.

>the Resistance has been cut off from the fragile New Republic and being severely attacked by the First Order, whose influence is spreading through the galaxy.
How can the First Order STILL exist? These guys are like Bowser in super mario coming back every installment.

>Snoke is awaiting for Rey in Canto Bright and captures her, making dark revelations that basically amount to her being the chosen one.
Sue fanfiction bs

>>86347487

Yeah, I mean, he's the most interesting, but I don't really care enough to see another movie of it.

OH GOD I'M SO BORED.
Do something fun like have Luke be Kylo's real father or something.
About time Hollywood includes a character born out of incest in one of it's tentpole movies.

>>86336106
They're resisting the moderate Republic in favor of a radical fringe group.

But the real reason is because modern media has demonized the Establishment, and only rebels can be good guys

>>86335687
if this is true then they couldn't make up a more boring storyline if they tried
even Phantom Menace sounds more interesting than this shit

>>86347610
It seems so cheap that an irrelevant fragment of the Empire inexplicably had the resources and manpower to build a super-Death Star 10 times as big.
This is the problem when you try to do a soft reboot in an established universe, you can't just handwave shit away.

>>86347880
If TFA didn't teach you that these films are going to do nothing more than play it safe and coast off the name Star Wars, you're a fool.

>>86335687


>Meanwhile, the Resistance has been cut off from the fragile New Republic and being severely attacked by the First Order, whose influence is spreading through the galaxy.

So, even more larping pretending to be still the underdogs.

>>86335687
>>86335803
I want Evil Luke who can summon lightning.

>all this people shitting on TLJ
>They all will see it at least two times.

>No magical tree involved in any of those spoilers

Lmao

>>86348454
Once when I pirate it and the second time with Plinkett's comments.

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Why do people like Star Wars?

I loved that shit as a kid just like everybody else, but wow if it isn't God-awful now. Who even likes this shit?

>>86335687
>credible
Directly contradicting the leaks that were proven credible.

Hmmmmmmm

>>86342251
That shit is fake, though. A lot of people have been hailing this post for allegedly leaking the sloth and the Porgs, even though that shit had leaked earlier, but 4chan is too out of touch to search the internet for such info. Nothing but a shitty attempt to string together already leaked info.

>>86348676
kids and people who cant move on

>>86347610
>To change that is to retcon the meaning of the earlier movies.
The earlier movies might as well not exist at this point, seeing as everything that happened back then was pointless and the galaxy has returned to status quo.

>>86335687
How will they write out leia in episode 9? Will they make an offhand comment about her death sticks addiction?

>>86336055
Basically this, rey is so unfit to be a hero that the only way to save this trilogy is to make her a villain.
How is anyone supposed to feel connected to her when she doesn't struggle at anything because she is the best at everything on first try ?

The most depressing part is that Star Wars, while not having the greatest films so far, at least has a world developed that could be used to create some great stories. Now that Disney has control, we will get nothing but mediocrity, every year, for the rest of our lives.

>>86342200
Ep9 Spoilers: Rey on the left

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>>86335687
>>Finn and mechanic Rose Tinco are then sent to retrieve infamous "slicer" DJ from the casino planet Canto Bright to help the Resistance. Finn is betrayed (either by DJ or Rose) and captured,
oh gee, I wonder if Rose can redeem herself by blowing up the second starkiller base

>>86335803

Which is why its very likely to happen. Disney plays it safe as fuck

>>86348389
dont you mean you want Luke who can teleport and kill blackholes like in the books?

>>86335687
>Luke once believed that Kylo was the chosen one
The chosen one for fucking what? The empire was gone already.

>>86341596
>that edgy looking kid

>>86342249
But there are black people in LOTR, they're called orcs.

>>86336106
The "Rebellion" was copyrighted by Luke, who was nowhere to be found (see TFA) so they had to find another badass edgy name.

>>86341357
That's literally the Death Star from Episode 6, ugh.

>>86341596
>elite guard is a turbo manlet

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>>86335687
>mfw

>>86335687
what about the fucking ((force)) tree ?

I want evil Luke

>>86352687
it's probably just as important as in Ep5

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>>86337969

>>86348676
Just about every normalfag under the sun?

You need to go out more, anon

>>86335983
Finn was actually part of the order until he got mindfucked and the effects started the show again at the beginning of episode 7.

Or Poe was brainwashed during 7 and was leaking intel since.

What chances are there of Luke training Rey in the dark arts of anal sex? He makes her sit on a big dildo for hours every day until her pink perfect hairless anus is ready to take his Big Jedi Dick

>>86341332
>hits Rey's abandonment issues hard

Star Wars for the millenial audience, everybody!

rogue 1 made it clear the senate was still functioning even with the emperor so jarjar still had to be around during the original trilogy

>>86353172
Unless he's dead. Does he appear in Rebels?

The plot twist is that the Chosen One isn't a Force user and was never supposed to be. It's either Finn or Poe. He's basically just destiny's bitch and supposed to be at the right place at the right time to do one specific thing, nothing more.

>Luke once believed that Kylo was "the chosen one".
Chosen one for what? This has to be fake.

>>86353172
He was manipulating things in the background.

Who do you think was the real master planner behind the Resistance? He wa spulling a long Columbo con on the Empire and pretended to be retarded. He may be clumsy and awkward, but he's not a retard.

>>86335687
Looks like a fucking Episode 5 ripoff. Le-dark themed style with betrayals and shit.

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>>86335687
>mechanic
>gook girl

>leaks that actually proved themselves credible

Waiting on a source here

>>86352500
>sharp blade behind lightsaber
you know, just in case the saber doesn't cut your enemies arm off

>>86348676
>he hasn't played KOTOR II

>>86348454

Once. Not at the movies either.

>>86353594
Nobody likes Disney Star Wars BECAUSE of Kotor. People either like the old Star Wars and Kotor or just Kotor.

>>86336106
The republic is the establishment
The resistance is a separate organisation dedicated to keeping the First Order from growing, as the republic is too afraid to do anything about it

>>86353803
Even so, it doesn't sound like they have to "resist" too much when their enemy is not the establishment.

>>86335687
>making dark revelations that basically amount to her being the chosen one
>dark revelations
>being the chose one

Snoke: Rei, you are THE CHOSEN ONE.
Rei: No. No! You're lying! Oh fuck, no!

Doesn't quite have the impact of Empire's daddy revelation.

>>86352180
Give the kid a break. Imagine the first look on your face when you saw the shitty designs of Red Harmonica Man and Golden Liberace. Looking like that, all they'll be conquering is Las Vegas.

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How the fuck did the First Order even survive for the past 30 years and somehow design something more powerful than the Death Stars?
JJ is so fucking awful, at least the Empire's power made sense given that it took over pre-existing forces from the Republic.

>>86341596
somebody make the 5'11 / 6.0 feet edit.

>>86336106
Because in 30 years, they became precious snowflakes which fight against so-called "oppression".

>>86341596
Doesn't the red helmet look like a dick with peeled back foreskin?

>>86354291
Now that you mention it, it does. I guess it represents the patriarchy.

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>Rey was the Chosen One all along
I fucking hate Disney, they have to force characters into taking over the main roles without really building them up in the first place.

>>86335687
why do you even care about this shit.

grow the fuck up

>>86353803
Isn't it kinda unnecessary to write in some splinter group to oppose the First Order, when the First Order can apparently kick the actual Republics ass without much hassle? May as well have just said that the Republic is at war with the First Order in the opening crawl of TFA.

>>86354391
why do you even post in threads you don't like

grow the fuck up

>>86354495
you first, cocksucker.

>>86353803
republic = resistance though. its messy writing, the only reason resistance exists is to give leia the underdog look

>>86354333
Maybe angry red dick warrior is part of Kathleen Kennedy's attempt to draw in the female audience and get them to buy the toys.

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>>86354525
I like this thread though, sorry disney shill.

>>86347222
The prequels we're shit but I at least cared about the characters. Everyone wanted to know more about Anakin and his fall to the dark side. But after watching episode 6 I was never like "I wonder what Luke and Han and his bastard son are going to be up to in 30 years". I don't really think this trilogy should have even been made desu

Looking back at older episodes, Kylo is really similar to Anakin. The Episode III Anakin, that is. Seriously, how did that hysteric bitch become Darth Vader?

>>86354743
We live in the age of remakes and reboots no one asked for so a Star Wars remake/reboot just had to happen. It doesn't help that people start to say some remakes and reboots are "not that bad".

>>86335687
>making dark revelations that basically amount to her being the chosen one

Wow, so original...

>>86340459
Rey is a Mary Sue.

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>>86347354
Obviously Rey is the real Chosen One.
>YASS QUEEN
>SLAAAAAAAAAAYY

>>86355208
Who told her those checkered pants were a good idea?

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>Prequels were all about "Muh anakin" and "Muh balance"
>Making sequels invalidates the prophecy
>Making the prequels was pointless in the end

>>86342200
>Darth Fashja

>>86335687
>Poe supersedes Holdo's command to defend the base.

WHY IS HE STILL HERE

Worst """character"""" in decades.

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>>86355208
>ywn be smothered by sinking your head between the big breasts of the second girl as she uses her strong female hands to hold you so you can't pull away

>>86335975
more like "the empire wipes crack."
amirite
guys
(sound of crickets)

>>86341332
>Ahch-To
Bless You.

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>>86354580

Porg it up brother!

>>86358191
they are so fucking cute I want one of these right now :(

>>86352277
they're mixed blacks that were abandoned to the superior elf (white) race for being plebians

All this bitching, and you people will still go see it as well as buying the official merchandise.

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i am never going to watch a movie with this nigger spewing his beliefs

>>86353008
HOLY SHIT. This would be great. Add more depth to that scene in TFA and kylo's force power

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>>86359170
>yfw i'm getting my friend to pay for the ticket
>yfw i haven't bought a single toy or merchandise from any movie
>yfw i'm getting a discount for my friend with my fake college ID
>yfw i don't even care for star wars

2017 - The Last Jedi
2018 - Han Solo movie
2019 - Episode IX
2020 - Obi wan movie

What comes in 2021?

>Kylo loses another fight

I wish Disney realized that the problem with having the the protagonists win every fight is that it makes the villain look weak. The reason why Darth Vader was a good villain was because everyone was losing every fight against him until Luke was finally able to beat him.

>>86359468
Episode X, fuckface, can't you count?

>>86359468
I hope nuclear fire will reach usa before episode 9 drops.

>>86336106
Because Democraps want to pretend they're a persecuted minority fighting the evil fascists

>>86359754
>"IT HAD AT-AT WALKERS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL MOVIES! OMG NOSTALGIA 10/10!"
We need to shut down normie opinions.

>>86342249
Dumb nigger

>>86335687
>chosen one
You mean the one who brings balance to the force?
You mean someone who kills Luke and then kills himself thus bringing the power of the force down to ZERO?
I thought Anakin already did that by being the father of a grey Jedi and killing both the light and the dark side of the force. How much more balanced can the force get??

>>86348676
Same reason people like capeshit or game of thrones... theyre adults with the mental faculties of small children

>>86342249
Dont niggers realise that they would all boikot something and nobody would notice because they are to few to impact the bottom line

>>86359827
We need to ban rlm parrots

>>86335687
I prefered the leaks where Luke is a bad guy

>>86354001
That's why Snoke will be her granddad or something.

>>86335687
>Snoke

I literally don't care about this villain at all. I think a alarge part of it really is that it's Andy Serkis, and he sounds like Caesar half the time he speaks.

>>86340459
>Rey: I am actually a tranny, TEE HEE XD

The absolute state of Disney.

>>86335687
So it's just gonna be some training, a fight with Kylo, then Rey and Finn get captured and Luke saves the day? Sounds awful.

>>86359468
Probably Obi-Wan. They'll slow down the movie release pace once TLJ and Han Solo flop.

>>86335803
>no evil Rey because "HURR SHE HAZ 2 B STRONK WOMYN"
>no reveal that Benicio Del Toro is part of the Fett family
>no Phasma becoming an unstoppable killing force
>no Luke feeling completely hopeless by the end of the movie
>no grey jedi revelation

Man Disney are fucking pathetic, just do something fucking new for god sake is it that fucking hard? It's not like you'll lose the fucking audience, it still has Star Wars in the name so it'll make money

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>86360661
>episode 8 reveals that Snoke is Revan, unveiling the Star Forge as the source of the First Order's inexplicable material might
>he kills Rey in front of Luke
>episode 9 is Luke going full force Hulk mode

>>86336106
In-universe? No reason. Out of universe? The same reason that celebrities, media hacks, and upper middle class college students think that they're the "resistance": victimhood is intoxicating.

>>86353289
Having the Chosen One not be a Force user and just being some guy is far too interesting and non-formulaic for them to do it.

>>86335803
/thread

>>86360645
>flop

Those movies will end up being shit, but they'll be extremely profitable shit.

>>86341596
I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOLD

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>>86348676
I'll give a serious response, I like fantasy and space adventure and I like the universe of Star Wars. There's many aliens/worlds and vast technology that allows for potential never ending amount of stories BUT i don't like Star Wars that much personally because too much of it focuses on the original character from the movies or the Empire and Jedi and its been stale and repetitive. I'm okay with the force being a thing because generally it just means they have a strong ability and strong focus to use it but not everyone needs to be wielding a glowstick trying take on MrMcDarkandEvil for the fate of the universe. Just a lot of lost potential for films imo.

>>86359482
Getting caught is part of his plan.

>>86360645
Disney won't do a SW movie with a White male lead

>>86359978
Light side is the balance, dark side is chaos.

>>86348676
>I loved that shit as a kid just like everybody else, but wow if it isn't God-awful now.
You have become an old fart and now you have to leave 4chan and pay a visit to your local crematorium.

>>86362246
>SW
But I think that time has come for Disney to make a male Snow White.

>>86341596
A FUCKING BATHROBE

>>86359482
Not to mention giving the protagonist all their powers so quickly without any real training, I mean shit it took Luke three movies to get the mind trick down and Rey just instantly picks it up out of nowhere.

Man the more I think about TFA the shittier it gets, it feels like Kasdan didn't even bother to check his own script (or Disney interfered too hard).

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Were there any memorable scenes or new characters in TFA at all?
TR-8R doesn't count.

>>86335803
TFA was arguably the most boring film I have ever seen, so that's no surprise.

>>86341362
why is the scar all wriggly

shouldn't it be perfectly straight?

>>86335687
There is no way a white male will be allowed to be a hero in a disney film in 2017

>>86363500
I barely remember the movie. I only just remembered the dumb map bullshit the other day.

>>86335803
This. It truly sounds like a boring soulless "remake" that should not exist. That's why it probably does exist.

And haha @
>Le "chosen one" maymay

Give me a break, Disney.

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>>86351674
Will it be even more powerful than the first starkiller base?

>>86348676
I like the aesthetics

>>86354580
The anakin sloth really disturbs me.
It looks like someting out of my nightmares, but I think what disturbs me the most is that the crazy rumors actually turned out to be true.