BEHOLD /tv/ THE MOTHER OF >FUCKING WYVERNS

>>86331599
>using some random ass definition of wyveryn

>>86331654
There's nothing random about it

DRAGON
>4 legs
>2 wings

WYVERN
>2 legs
>2 winged arms

>>86332048
FICTION DON'T GIVE A SHIT

DRAGON'S DON'T EXIST
THERE IS NO MORPHOLOGY FOR DRAGONS
BECAUSE DRAGONS
DO
NOT
EXIST.

>>86332677
So I could call an elf an orc if I wanted

>>86332677
This. It's all fiction at the end of the day. It shouldn't be confined to such strict rules. Lets remember that this is entertainment which, at its base is for the purpose of recreation AKA fun.

>>86332756
Elder Scrolls calls orcs elves.

>>86332756
YES
YOU TOTALLY COULD

Unless you're calling an elf an orc in a fictional universe that's already established what an elf and an orc look like. That would make you a dick.

Kind of like calling a dragon a wyvern when in that universe, they're referred to as dragons.

>>86332756
made me spit my tea.

>>86332677
calm your reddautism faggot

who cares

>>86331599
CGI Dragons always roar straight into the camera. It always looks stupid.

UHMM EDDARD KILLED THAT WALL DEFECTOR SO DANNY HAD THE RIGHT TO KILL THOSE 2 MEN OKAY?
IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE JUST A HATER.

NO! BURNING A FATHER AND A SON TO DEATH FOR NOT DEFECTING TO YOU IS NOT A PARALLELISM TO THE MAD KING! FSDFDS

>>86332922
Get off 4chan

>>86332048

That sounds made up. Not buying it.

>>86332048
Every wyvern is a dragon but not every dragon is a wyvern

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>>86332951
but I enjoy posting here

>>86333009
Well, fiction is made up after all...

>>86331599
Literally kill yourself by choking on a dick

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>>86332856
What about Smug?

>>86333040
Aww you're cute, anon. Shitpost away.

>>86333071
gay much?

>>86332048
Source?

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>>86331654
>>86331599
>white people are so gay now they don't even know their own crypto shit
They had rules for this shit and everything when making heraldry and iconography. It's all easy to find, everyone in Europe was doing it, from Italy to England.
Worm/Wyrm = bipedal or legless, no wings.
Wyvern = bipedal + wings.
Dragon = four legs and wings.

>european children are taught the health benefits of their daily dose of an afro-semitic cumshot, but not the differences between the greater serpent families
Just genocide us already.

>>86332756
according to lotr lore the original orcs are technically elves that were debased by sauron and then just bred for specific tasks/roles

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>>86332048

>>86332048
Explain Chinese Dragons then.

>behold
>a fire breathing wyvern

>>86335284
Bipedal = two legs
Quadruped = four legs

>>86335798
They're Chinese.

>>86335961
yea

>>86331599
Holy fuckin shit, does autism no know bounds even on this site?

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>>86336365
>no know bounds

>>86334834
DnD

Anyone else notice the dragon's face writhed like a slimy blob creature?

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>>86331599
>>86332048
Wyverns are cooler anyway.

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>>86332677
Hey look it's a unicorn! You can't say it isn't because unicorns don't exist lmao

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>>86336939
Yeah but that's a horse. Horses exist.

In fiction you can call it unicorn no problem though.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CallARabbitASmeerp

>>86331599
>>86332048
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD.
JESUS CHRIST

>>86337171
>In fiction you can call it a unicorn no problem
You can, but it would be just as retarded as using anime reaction images because everyone knows it's a horse. That's why it's a dumb trope.

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>>86337347
>You can
Okay then, shut up you dummy.

>>86335798
they too have 4 legs and 2 wings

if boobs could fly would women be dragons? what would that make men?

>>86336555
Dragons look cooler

Don't you cunts get tired of talking about this shit for 3 years?

>>86332048
>>86336555
Then what is 2 arms, 2 wings, 2 legs?

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>>86338310
Bran on a Hodor

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Well, my dragons only have two legs because it's not scientific.

>>86331599
No one cares

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>>86332677
>fiction
They're cultural myths you worthless faggot. I guess you wouldn't know that because Yanks don't have a culture.

>>86336555
>Wyverns are cool anaway.

Uh, I rather have a beast that has 4 powerful legs than one that has 2 legs and 2 tiny hands.

>>86332048
There's nothing random about it

BIRD
>wings
>can fly

PENGUIN
>flippers
>can not fly

>>86332677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon

>>86332856
Except Wyverns aren't established to existing in this universe. DRAGONS are. Again it's fiction.

In Westoros a Dragon is defined by having 2 legs 2 wings and no arms.

Now kindly don't breed