HOL' UP SO YOU BE SAYIN WE SUM KINDA SUICIDE SQUAD?

I don't need an army

All I need is
SEVEN
GOOD
MEN

AHAHAHAHAHAAHA

So Jon is a legit Targ now?

this shit show, becometoo predictible and clisie

>>86327127
i wonder who the midget is hmmm

>>86327127
I want to watch a spin off of this squad.

ONE VALYRIAN STEEL SWORD
NO DRAGONGLASS
ONE VALYRIAN STEEL SWORD
NO DRAGONGLASS
ONE VALYRIAN STEEL SWORD
NO DRAGONGLASS
ONE VALYRIAN STEEL SWORD
NO DRAGONGLASS
ONE VALYRIAN STEEL SWORD
NO DRAGONGLASS

>>86327311
this isn't a moving chat you autist, no need for caps or multi posting.

>>86327127
Reminds me of Band of Brother at the end of the episode when they are heading into the Ardennes Forest.

>>86327311
>NO DRAGONGLASS
How do you know? They have a sled full of shit.

Daenerys goes North to save them and the dragon becomes icy, didn't even need the spoilers (but confirms obvious future).

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>>86327127

Pic Related

>Gather all the maximun ammount reamining white males remaing
>Kill them all at the same time
>just according to plan

>>86327256
yes, always was

>>86327127
Hound
Yung Gendry
Wildling firecrotch
Manlet
Jorah
?
Manbun mccantdie

Who's next to Jorah

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AZOR BERIC

>>86327490
beric you fuck

>>86327500
how does he do that anyway

>>86327298
BARIC DIES

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>>86327127
More like

>>86327490
beric is the guy who cant die

What exactly is their game plan? Kill a whitewalker and bring it's corpse back to Kings Landing?

>>86327127
Are they going to 7-man Arthas?

Such a disappointing episode

>no horses
Spent too much on them dragons I see

>>86327311
I`m 200% sure Jon Snow brought some dragonglass with him. But they won`t need it, unless they have to kill one of the generals, which means they will be fucked already, since they have a fuckbillion of zombies around them.

>>86327541
>>86327636
wait then who the fuck is manbun guy

What was your line of dialogue this episode?
Me neither

>>86327673
wight

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>>86327127

Someone do an It aint me edit

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KEK

I'm pissed that Gendry didn't make a Baratheon themed suit of armor in secret to go along with the hammer.

missed opportunity.

>>86327734
the priest of the party who can cast raise

>>86327428
Even if they have it, they haven't forged it into weapons yet have they?

>>86327673
Capture a white walker.
This is the best way to also showcase you can't kill them with regular weapons.

>>86327734
Thoros. He gon' die

JESUS ALL THESE 5-SECOND CHARACTER CROSSOVERS

>>86327734
the red priest thoros, speedwatcher

>>86327734
Thoros the red priest

>You're a lot leaner
>You're a lot shorter

Manlets BTFO

>>86327734

The guy who raises Beric.

>>86327554
magic religion powers

They rushed Gendry back way too fucking quick
How did he learn to swing a warhammer like that?
Are they just going to excuse it as LOL ITS IN HIS GENES SO HE KNOWS AUTOMATICALLY or what?

>>86327815
They just want a wight, not a white walker.

>>86327673
Yep.
How are they going to find a single whitewalker?

What did Littlefinger's note say?

>>86327608
>not posting the weeb one

>>86327891

The show literally has Dany immune to fire because she's a targ, what do you think

>>86327127

I haven't seen the spoilers in a while.

Who dies in this group?

>>86327849

Stop it

>>86327891
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
Read the books

Jorah-Tormund rivalry is so contrived, Tormund pretty much forgave all the Night's watch when they saved the wildlings

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I give this episode a Gendry's Hammer/10

>>86327721
he has his sword.

>>86327458
lol

>>86327891
>How did he learn to swing a warhammer like that?
>Are they just going to excuse it as LOL ITS IN HIS GENES SO HE KNOWS AUTOMATICALLY or what?
he is a blacksmith, so thats their excuse

The whole plan seems like an open world RPG sidequest.

>>86327673
To capture a wight (the weaker ones) and bring it to Kings Landing.

>No women in the suicide mission group

SEXIST!

>>86327891
He is a smith you autist. A hammer is a suitable weapon for a smith.

>>86327270
of course its predictable when you read the spoilers

>>86327891
all that time rowing made his arms extra strong m9

>>86327896
by walking a lot apparently

>>86327127

Was that the worst episode yet? In the series? The whole thing was a "let's get the band together episode" the fuck

>>86327127
I think it's a pretty cool team, can't wait for next episode.

My bet on deaths is

>Thoros, Beric
or
>Jorah, Gendry, Thoros/Beric

Pretty sure Thoros is gonna die for some reason.

so... how much in-universe time has passed in this episode alone? like 6 months?

I fucking hate this show. Everyone is like "Hey you and I have a history together, but fuck talking about it let's go have an action scene." How many fucking people met each other this episode and were like "I acknowledge your existence, now let's move on"?

>>86327891
he is blacksmith he practically makkes a living swinging a hammer

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Its fucking time for paladin epics

>>86327673

Whitewalkers shatter into a million different pieces when they die.

Remember that shitty animation when fatboy stabbed one in the back?

They don't leave corpses. They need to catch a living zombie.

>>86327721
he was literally fighting a walker in the preview

>>86327891
This. Gendry out of fucking no where and all of a sudden he's part of the most elite fighting crew.

>>86327127
7 knights for 7 gods

>but seriously

It felt like some sort of dirty dozen bullshit

are we gonna ignore the fact that these guys just teleported to the wall?

>>86327891
We haven't seen what he's been up to in a long while. I don't know how long has actually passed in the show, but it's years at this point. He was probably bored of smithing all the time, so he spiced it up with swinging around a warhammer in his spare time

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>>86327924

>"You seem like a big guy"

>>86327776
No.

How come Jorah didn't recognise Longclaw? I know it has a slightly different pommel now but it still looks the same

>>86328016
Thoros and Tormund

Gendry and Jon have to team up to take down Dani

>>86328034
that's what you get when you make a meme show.
this is LOST all over again.

>>86328008
I didnt like it either (except for Gendry) but its necessary filler for some more action filled episode down the road, so just deal with it

>>86327956
and MY AX

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>Jon, we have to go back to the Beyond The Wall

for fuck's sake, really?

>>86327829

So Thoros will die there. Ironic.. he could save ohers from death but not himself. Not a story the Maesters would tell you

>>86327719
I don't think horses would be too great in that fucking cold and snow. For the horses to not go into hypothermia you'd need actually tons of grain to keep them fed.

>>86327815
It is Obsidian you don't forge it into weapons you chip it with a hammer or stone. I'm assuming Jon's northmen mined it and the Dothraki (who would be skilled in making flint and stone arrows and knives) chipped it into arrow heads and daggers, maybe some long and short spears.

>>86328016
Jon dies for real this season.

Noble Starks who go south are doomed to die, it is part of the "wheel" or cycle of events.

>>86327924
That Jon was dead

>>86327500
B E R I C
T H E
C L E R I C

Is the hound and gendry going to die?

>>86327947
Not really. Tormund only knew one name out of all the Night's Watch. Pretty hard to let that go.

>>86327891
>showfags>>86327924

>>86327891
SWING IT AT THEM

IT DOES NOT TAKE SPECIAL TECHNIQUE TO SWING A FUCKING BLUNT OBJECT

>>86327891
I mean it's a little too convenient, him having the same weapon as his father he never knew. But it's really not that ridiculous and it's pretty cool.

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What the fuck was that hammer.
Looks like a plastic Thor hammer straight out of Toys R' Us.
And Gendry was moving it around like a plastic toy too.

Honestly that shit was more infuriating than the teleporting and stupid fucking plotline convergence.

>>86328016
Is it because the 100% accurate leaks say Thoros is going to die?

>>86328092
He doesn't care about it

>People are mad at the Bastard boys being such bros

You are all fucking turbo-autists.

REMINDER THAT SKELINGTONS ARE WEAK TO BLUNT WEAPONS

BASED GENDRY

>>86328092
I thought there was supposed to be a scene where Jon offers it back to him, but maybe it was cut

>>86327969

>forges his own weapons
>probably tests said weapons
>trains with said weapons
>confused how he knows how to swing a hammer

>>86328107
>It is Obsidian you don't forge it into weapons you chip it with a hammer or stone. I'm assuming Jon's northmen mined it and the Dothraki (who would be skilled in making flint and stone arrows and knives) chipped it into arrow heads and daggers, maybe some long and short spears.

Ok fair enough.

>>86327721

they literally get ambushed by the undead army and get saved by plot armor

shit show

>>86327673
Why didn't they bring a net?

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>character reads extremely important plot relevant letter
>camera focuses on the text of the paper for 2 seconds then cuts to a wide shot
>character looks up in shock and runs off

WHY DO THEY DO THIS SHIT

>>86327924
HARRENHAL

>>86327311

>forgetting Beric has a goddamn Flaming Sword

god, all those shitty leaks were 100% correct. i was hoping that whole 'meeting of main characters to talk about the walkers' was just trolling, but they're actually going for it.

>>86328058
Hes been gone for like literally 6 years.
Did you really think he was rowing that whole time?
The war hammer is ment to be an unwieldy weapon. He says he cant do shit with a sword.

>>86328141
I agree its fucking cool, I just wish they explained it a bit more instead of throwing him back into the cast like nothing

>>86327924
Its about when Baelish betrayed Ned Stark when Robert died. He promised the Gold Cloaks allegiance to Ned when he was going to expose Joffrey as an illegitimate child born of incest but did the opposite instead leading to Ned's imprisonment.

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>>86328144
it was like fantasy giant sword tier of shit
christ

Friendly reminder that in trailer 2 they showed Beric over Sansa saying "when the lone wolf dies but the pack survives." Insinuating that Beric is confirmed dead for next episodes.

>>86328149
I haven't seen that, but maybe my sub-conscious has been influenced somehow.

>>86327311
They are just fighting the zombies. There's only 2 WW's in the trailer for the next episode. They don't really need dragonglass or valyrian steel right now.

>>86328185
fuck off frodo

>He's proven himself

How exactly? By killing two unsuspecting people from behind?

>>86328107

>Jon dies for real this season.

>thinking jon will get killed in this shit tier show

top kek

Flawless episode

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>>86328200

>>86328144
It was a cover (sheath), genius.

>>86328232
He wants to die then? Why would he give it to Arya?

>>86328067
> 8 episode seasons
>wasting time on travel
Would have at least had jon hit up so wonderful on the way back

MANLETS>>86327891
BTFO >>86328058

My fucking god, /tv/ is going to fucking implode the next episode
I can already see it, and it's fucking glorious lads

>>86328163

>not made of valyrian steel
>don't fukkin matter cause it smashes bones niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This dude knows

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>>86327988
>yfw they got warriors, berserkers and a wizard/healer
All they're missing for a full party is a rogue/archer.

>>86328232

why would you have such document in your living room in the first place

>>86327500

Azor Sandor you idiot

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>>86328216
What were all the leaks? I wanna know so I don't have to keep watching this garbage.

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>>86327311
>2 can light their swords on fire
>jon has vs
>tormund has an obsidian weapon
>jorah is fucked
>poison is a woomans weapon
>gendry has an unrealistically large warhammer that you can see has zero weight to it and that is entirely oversized for its job, looks straight out of skyrim
in all seriousness that's not what warhammers looked like, they were basically golf clubs. warhammers were no heavier than a nice big long sword. they pretty much looked like a larger NORMAL hammer but on the end of a long stick.

who knew, it's incredibly difficult to swing 20 pounds of steel around on the head of a wooden (or god forbid steel) pole?

guess what though, they were still lethal as shit. a weapon like what gendry used would have caved that nigger guard's skull right in so badly it'd have turned him into hamburger meat, not bloodied his face a bit

So why exactly do they want to show Cersei a wight?

>>86328342

I SAID STOP IT

>>86328241

>Beric
>Staying dead

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>>86328286
If Jon died, you'd cry that it was a feminist agenda. If Jon lived, you'd cry that it's predictable because you read leaks and spoilers. You're clearly from pol, not intelligent enough to really be considered a person.

>>86328282
by having the balls to survive everything all the way from King's Landing to Dragonstone and back to King's Landing ya dimwit

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>>86328193
All you need to know is that Westeros still isn't off Mr Baelish's Wild Ride.

>>86328121
no, everyone survives except Thoros. Dany rescues the rest except for Jon who is saved by Benjen.

>>86328122
Kek

>>86328034
Let's be honest, this show been coasting off it's first three seasons for the last four. People are going watch regardless now.

>>86328106
i think beric dies but thoros cant raise him because they're being attacked by an army of wights

>7 straight white males save the world

wow its 2017 fuck this show

>>86327924
I think it was the letter Cercei made Sands write to Robb way back in season 1, after her father died. Telling Robb to come bend the knee to Joffery.
Not sure how it's relevant other than Little Finger stirring the pot a bit.

>>86328395
>>jorah is fucked
jorah wil reunite with his family heirloom by stealing it from jon snow dummy

>>86328408
preview showed them running away, they probably wont have a chance to do it

>>86328200
i suppose that's off the table too?

>>86328397
cause she thinks the white walkers are a legeng, like bigfoot or eskimos. showing her proof, they believe, will make their case that a truce is needed so they all band up and defend the world from the dead

>>86327500
WE JEDI NOW

>>86327311

To be fair, theres also two guys with flaming swords, which will also kill Wights.

Think its funny that the blacksmith prodigy is goign to be fighting instead of help make weapons out of the 10,000 pounds of dragonglass.

>>86328389

the only thing you need to know is that everyone teams for daeneries in the end except cersei, and that the next season will be literally the walking dead, and that littlefinger dies, and the night king now will have an undead dragon

>>86328409
>muh /pol/ boogieman

>>86327891
I agree War hammers are known for their complexity it takes even the greatest of autists years to learn how to bash shit in the face

>>86328411
And how is any of that shit relevant going up against an army of the unread?

They could just fucking kill someone a few steps from the wall, wait for it to come back to life like it has happend on season fucking 1
i'm glad it's not going to happen though, would be boring as fuck compared to what we are getting

why did they randomly kill of randyl like that

there was absolutely no point of it. introduce him a few seasons ago and build up some sort of story for sam but nah we just gonna kill you and your son, sorry.

also my bets on the two t's dying.

>>86328520
>calling it a boogeyman when you're from there

Do you overweight losers ever stop lying for a single breath?

>>86327458

I actually thought to myself
>wow a scene of tough decent white guys all with their genitals in tact in one scene

Now you just made me realize it was only to kill half of them.

>>86328524
1 good man

>>86327500
Can somebody get this in gif form?

>>86327932
thoros, unfortunately. that's it.

gendry runs back to eastwatch to send a raven to dany (?????)

the rest survive, thoros succumbs to his wounds after a polar bear attack.

also benjen probably perma-dies

>>86328520
>muh leftypol bogieman

>>86328569
>not even from /pol/

Just calling out redditfags when I see them, just fuck off already m9

>>86327127
>Tanks: Hound + Beric
>Healer: Thoros
>Melee DPS: Jon, Gendry, Jorah, and Tormund
Really unbalanced party composition they got there.

>>86328540

It doesn't work that way, a white walker has to raise them. They don't just come back to live by themselves.

>>86328409

Jokes on you, I want the night king to win and make cersei his whore

So that promo confirms that this Long Night is the first Long Night, right?

'The first enemy and the last'

'The enemy always wins'

'And we still need to fight him'

CYCLES

>>86328491
>cause she thinks the white walkers are a legeng, like bigfoot or eskimos.
>like bigfoot or eskimos
>eskimos

lul

>>86328559
/ourguy/ Samwell is promoted to the head of the house now and will pledge Highgarden's fealty (because he's the topdog in that realm now) to Daenerys obviously

>>86328586
if Jon wised up and instead of wasting time with Kelly C or Cersei he went and asked for 20 good men, he could end the walkers in an evening

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What are the odds we will legit get to see Sansa/Sophie Turner's tits by the end of the series?

>>86328168
might happen next episode
jorah and jon didn't spend a lot of time together

>>86327636
Yes he can you nonce
He sacrificed himself by breathing life into lady stoneheart, she now has berics face

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>>86327924

>>86328615
This. Their comp is fucking shit, hopefully they die and learn a lesson.

>>86327699
Pretty meh overall. Wasn't a bad episode just nothing all that interesting happened. Was all set up.

>>86328606
Is leftypol a thing?

>>86328572
>take events
>interpret them according to your victim complex, just like the SJWs do
>Leftist SJWs say it's the WHITE MALES going to do the bravest thing because they're the strongest and best
>Rightist SJWs say it's the WHITE MALES going to do the thing likely to get them killed

See this image: >>86328409 then go back to your containment board, you useless baby

>>86328569
Stop falseflagging /pol/tard
It's fucking embarrassing
And i'm not even the guy who you were replying to
i'm just tired of newfags who have no fucking idea of what's going on shitting up threads

>>86328322
>>86328378

It was a plot. He wanted her to catch him sneaking around and find it like that.

>>86328654
who is she getting naked for? little finger dies next episode.

>>86327996
a blacksmith hammer is not a warhammer, but it's irrelevant anyway as nobody fights with any skill. it's all hack and slash shit

the bar is low, gendry crossed it.

>>86327924
it wasn't his note, it was the note Sansa had written telling them that her father was going to ask for forgiveness; the one she was forced to write.

Little Finger takes the note and acts like Sansa wanted it, when in reality she didn't. It makes it seem like she's trying to be Queen.

He's trying to drive a wedge between Sansa and Arya because the closer they get the harder it is for him to do anything.

>>86328660
i mean, he can die, but thoros raises him for the dead
i was just paraphrasing it for the simpleton who doesn't even know that

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>>86328559
They wanted to show Dany being a stern but fair ruler by killing someone but it had to be a character who ((((they))) think) the audience collectively hates.

>>86328592

Oh yes, the undead polar bear.

And Benjen saves them just in time.

>>86328496
You laugh but I watched an interview where the actor said he cried when he saw the concept art of the scene because TLJ was the last movie he watched with his mom and this was the closest he'd get to being a jedi himself.

i bet that the hound is going to turn, and theyll bring the undead hound as proof
and there will be a undead battle between the hound and the mountain

>>86328684
/pol/tards have been pushing it as their next scapegoat or some shit
In reality I think it's a small board on infinite chan or something like that? I'm not sure

>>86328729

it doesn't matter, littlefinger still dies by some bullshit reason

ok so arya is suddenly a fucking retard now

>>86328662
I hope Sansa dies

>>86328647
He's still taken the black.

House Tarly is dead.
It's just dumb

Could have Jorah be like "Oh this guy sam tarly saved me" and Jon goes "OH HES MY BFF" and Dany goes "Oh shit i just killed my only ally's best friend's dad..."

its just so stupid

>>86328053
Only ones who get stabbed by a dragon glass

Rank the suicide squad. Jorah > gendry > Jon snow > hound > beric > tormund > others

That slid in the bed.. was he fucking his bed?

>>86327924
it was a fake note littlefinger made because he knew Arya would read it. It was signed by """"Sansa""""

>>86328647
pretty sure he relinquished his claims to land when he took the black

>>86328021
Must be 3-6 months at least to sail that far...

So there has been a half year de facto armistice between the 2 Queens?

>what have all those soilders been doing (or eating) in that time

>>86328123
I would've much rather preferred a Hound-Tormund rivalry.

>>86328500
>Think its funny that the blacksmith prodigy is goign to be fighting instead of help make weapons out of the 10,000 pounds of dragonglass.
Is there something to stop him from doing both?

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>>86328322
>>86328378
see:
>>86328662

>>86328629
Didn't they just came back on season 1 by themselves?
I remember that in the books they even keep one of them locked in one of the ice prisons built on the wall

>>86327500
Stannis had the same shit and look what happened to him

>>86328794
Literally the exact opposite

>>86328786
yes, but they're the only ones that "die"

so they can't bring a dead walker

Fuck y'all for taking this long to establish the thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iteRKvRKFA

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>leaving ghost behind
>no ranged classes
>no wizard sam casting spells

jon confirmed shit raid leader

>>86328794
Tormund > others

>>86328743
The audience hates Randyll because he's scum, but not Dickon. Two audience favorite characters have a conversation immediately aftewards in disagreement of what she did. The scene didn't happen like you're saying, stop posting.

>>86328395

his hammer looked like it was made out of rubber

So if the overarching plot has the brotherhood traveling north, what will lady stoneheart do in the books? Chill at winterfell?

>OH LMAO LOOK AT ALL THESE CASTLES WITH NO ROYAL FAMILY TO RULE THEM LMAO HOUSE TARLY WAS JUST 3 DUDES, HOUSE TYRELL HAS NO OTHER HEIR SO I GUESS IT GOES TO SOME HAG WHO ISNT EVEN A TYRELL
good job D&D

>>86328615
tormund is a tank

I've come to understand that westeros is the size of Rhode Island.

>>86327127
>Party gets attacked by all wights and white walkers
>Jon gets rekt and loses his hands so he can't fight
>Beric,Tormund and Thoros get btfo
>Hound, Jon and Jorah escape via boat with Gendry and Benjen
>Dany flies in to save them but loses 2 of her dragons and is nearly killed by a WW if not for Jorah
>They see Euron's ships in the distance but are saved by Theon's last ship.
>Final scene is Euron's fleet arriving at Eastwatch
>The Mountain, Qyburn, and Cersei walk through the gate where the Night King is standing
>Qyburn shows the Night King the Horn of Winter
>Camera faces Cersei
>She sees the dead dragons
>"Shall we begin?"

rate/10

Someone post the hammer

>>86328870

>randyll is scum

>just because he wanted his son to not be fucking obese and useless

literally sjw tier

>>86328794
Hound > Jon Snow > Everyone else.

>>86328686
>>86328409
your facebook meme doesn't change the fact that he's right

>>86328861
Ranged classes are useless because the Night King has AOE magical barrier of winter as protection.

These 7 are like your classic melee only baldurs gate party

>>86328756
Clegane Bowl REDUX: Electric Boogaloo Undead Version

>>86328409
>>86328686
go away crybaby fags

>>86328870
>Randyll because he's scum

Why, because he doesn't like mexicans beyond the wall? Fuck off. He's stern and a man of honor. Thats why Hornhill looks more impressive than casterly rock.

Back2tumblr

>>86328794

Jorah > Gendry > Sandor > Tormund > Jon > Beric > Everyone else

They're lucky the Others are the only ones who don't have a teleporter machine or they'd already be fucked.

>>86328797
It wasn't a fake note, it's the note Cersei forces Sansa to write in S1 asking Robb to come kneel to Joffrey, saying that Ned betrayed the crown. Littlefinger knows Arya is watching him so he says "Lady Stark thanks you" to the maester, creating the illusion that it was Sansa who wanted the raven scroll hidden. He's doing it to create create more strife between Arya and Sansa.

Chaos is a ladder

>>86328774
>>86328802
He took the black oath AND he was training to become a maester, both of which require you to relinquish all claims and swear celibacy.

But then again we have a Targaryen confused for a Stark bastard supported as King in the North, a female Lannister sitting on the throne in the capital like it's nobody's business, and Dragon Jesus with like a gorillion barbarians trying to take over the world.

So I wouldn't doubt Sam somehow becoming a high lord.

>was looking forward to Sam being Dany's maester

...oh...

>>86328756
I will literally name my firstborn Dabid if this happens

>>86328021
Who cares

>>86328989

You could only have 6 party members.

Pure melee is retarded.

>>86328861
What the fuck they are not taking ghost
What a huge fucking letdown

POST THE HAMMER GODDAMN IT

Spoilers seem true

Rip Thoros

>>86329016
I thought it was clear that Arya is seeing through his crap, that he's doing things "on behalf" of his sister and she's suspicious about his scheming. But he is trolling back hard too. Cant' S.W.AY they C.I.A

Did they really go from Dragonstone to the wall in the last five minutes of the episode?

Daenerys will kill either Tyrion or Davos.

>>86328066
>The Father: represents divine justice, and judges the souls of the dead.
jon
>The Mother: represents mercy, peace, fertility, and childbirth. She is sometimes referred to as "the strength of women".
thoros? (rebirth, healing)
>The Maiden: represents purity, innocence, love, and beauty.
jorah? (love for dany?)
>The Crone: represents wisdom and foresight. She is represented carrying a lantern.
beric
>The Warrior: represents strength and courage in battle.
tormund
>The Smith: represents creation and craftsmanship.
gendry
>The Stranger: The Stranger represents death and the unknown. It is rarely prayed to.
the hound

>>86328034
goddammit, as much as i was hiding it from myself, this nagged at me

>>86329001
He's just an extremely bad person, he threatened to kill his own son if he didn't take the black. He overlooked Sam's own positive traits because he didn't fit his own ideal of what Sam should be, which is one of the gravest sins a parent can commit in raising a kid.

>>86327500
>that clip

hype levels are at an all time high, berric is fucking BASED

>>86327127
SEVEN BROS

BOUND BY THE FLAMES

THIS SUMMER

"IS HOT ON THE SNOW"

>>86329071
Ghost is chilling by a fireplace somewhere. Leave him alone.

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>>86329114
nah man, rip Viserion. Undead dragon soon™.

The real question is will it have icebreath?

>>86328034
that's been the last 3 seasons because they stopped directly adapting the novels where characters actually talk about issues and don't have the ability to teleport

North of the wall?

Snow joke

>>86327554
In the books? Wildfire.

>>86328989
at least they have a healer.

SINDRAGOSA HYPE

>>86328774
>>86328802
>they think a royal queen can't revoke their vow

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>>86327458

>>86327991
>Tormund wanted Brienne to come
>Jon just kinda looks at him

no time to stop in winterfell

>>86328235

Anon, GoT is a fantasy.

>>86328947
He didn't want his son to not be useless, he wanted his son to be something he wasn't, and forced him to either die or spend his life in the Night's Watch.

>SJW

You are clearly a fat alt right mong, the real SJWs on this site

>>86327891
"smith swinging a hammer -> fighting with a hammer" is not a new story idea, it makes sense to the audience, and they took the step of showing he knows how to kill with the guys on the beach. It's not high writing but it's something that has worked before

>>86329163
>clip
it's a magazine you idiot

>the maesters have heard all the lore but think it's all bullshit legends

>sam's waifu stumbled upon proof that jon might be a legit targeryan and sam decided to talk about shit instead

>>86328107
jon won't die without passing on his genes

>>86328413
Why does Dany go over the wall? How does she know what's happening? Women's intuition bullshit?

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>tfw you run out of ideas

Can Thoros give birth to things the same way Melissandre can?

>>86328232

Wasn't it signed by Sansa?

That went by pretty fast, I almost thought the dragon death would be this episode but then it just ended.

>>86327444
Checked

>>86329329
>Women's intuition bullshit?

Holy fuck you /pol/ tards really are SJWs, it's comedy gold.

>>86328678
Was definitely expecting someserious fighting this episode

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What the fuck was Arya thinking anyway? That she could outsmart the littlest finger?

>>86327673
No you fucking retard, they're going to chain up a wight and then cage it at Eastwatch and then bring it to King's Landing. Like they were supposed to do with the jarred wight hand at the beginning of the series but it disintegrated before Joffrey would have audience with Yoren.

>>86329329
she probably feels a disturbance in the force when Jon is in trouble and rushes to his aid

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If that's Robert's original warhammer, it's made out of VS as well.

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>>86328589

>>86329200
Just says blue flame. Would be sick if it's ice breath

>>86329247
thats even dumber than the jon loophole

>>86329280

Getting in shape and learning to fight is easy as shit you fucking faggot

You don't even need to be an expert to fucking fight

>>86329427
>slow clap.avi

>>86329383
Yea I'm not very impressed with Arya's assassin skills if she is getting played by littlefinger. I thought the first thing they taught her was how to gather information without being noticed.

>>86327490
thoros you twat

>>86328774
Your wife likes to take the black.

>>86329329
She knows they went wight hunting, I guess she wanted to help and or see it for herself.

>>86328141
robert was a popular king, and his warhammer was legendary. every kid in westeros must have wanted one.

>>86329421
no it wasnt, and no it isn't the same one

>>86329487
God I wish

so...that sam scene where annulment was mentioned...

>>86327127
Hound- Tank
Gendry- Off tank
Jon- Dps
Tormund- Dps
Jorah- Dps
Beric- Dps
Thoros- Healer

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>hound got no armor not a big fucking sword
fucking dnd

>>86329471
It's THE Petyr Baelish we're talking about here, not some rando from the streets. This guy has been dealing with the Spider for years, which is a hell of a lot more than Arya has ever done.

>>86328637
Sam literally talks about the Long Night from 8300 years prior earlier in the episode.

>Northern lords think Jon Snow abandoned them
>have Ned Stark's trueborn son
>nominate Sansa instead

kill them all

Isn't thoros and benjen the only leaked death north of the wall?

>>86329383
I really hope the leaks and wrong and that he makes it to the end of the season

>>86329531
Beric is obviously a tank, he has died like 7 times and always gets ressed. I'm just wondering where their ranged DPS is.

>>86328738
They're already fighting with each other their is literally no reason for Littlfinger to do what he is doing

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>>86328241
implies none of that you absolute fool

>>86328144
exactly how i feel, the amount of effort required to use something like that would eventually even pull a muscle in the mountain's back

that's an easy 20lbs of steel. that is absolutely not something you can swing around in combat effectively. warhammers still block, they still need to change direction and stop swings.

the mountain's sword? maybe it's that heavy, but i doubt it. either way, it's a BALANCED 20lbs and its COG is by the hilt.

the warhammer that manlet is swinging will pull gendry with it when he uses it. i hope they replace it (and grow gendry's hair) next season with ZERO explanation, it'll make more sense than the switch between daarios

>>86328300
it was not you fucking moron

>>86328749
saves jon

>>86328894
this is the other grave sin. it didn't even look like metal. that's what happens when you make an unrealistic fucking weapon you absolute mongoloid KIKE producers

>>86329584
cripple can't get his diccle up

>>86328662

So what's it mean? The little you can read doesn't add up to much.

>>86329584

Bran says he doesn't want to rule. Otherwise yea its his.

>>86329421
He looks like he's mid frolick

>>86329531
>all melee dps
>not a single wizard or archer
Those niggas dead

>>86329619
see:>>86329016

>>86329471
We still don't know if she's seeing through his BS or not which is all that really matters.

>>86329590
benjen's been dead for years m8

>>86327458
Only Thoros dies

>>86329619
It's a note of Sansa swearing fealty to Cersei

>>86329642
Why the fuck didn't they bring Anguy?

>>86329619
It's the note Sansa wrote to Robb, calling her father a traitor and telling Robb to bend the knee and suck Joffery's cock.

>>86329584
Bran is too edgy to be a king now.

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>>86329584
>jon leaves for 5 minutes for some important shit
>"fuck da king in da norf, i don't like him anymore"
northerners and valetards confirmed shit tier

>>86328491

They should know better than to think she would ally with them under any circumstances. Seems like a really stupid plot to me. Really stupid.

>>86329471
>she's almost being too indiscreet

Maybe she's (and Sansa) playing the player

https://youtu.be/J9QT6EkBxqo

>>86329273
anon, people like you are why shows are shit
>ice was explicitly "absurdly large" and too large to be used in combat (despite being ~irish claymore sized, like the mountain's sword)
>anon dis ib fandasee da warhammer wuz k00l just wach bro!!!
kys, the warhammer was retarded

>tfw arya will kill sansa because of littlefaggot's scheming
>tfw no bane to crash this plane

>>86328066
You do realize that this army consists of 2 R'hllor worshippers, 3 Old Gods worshippers, and 2 guys who don't seem to give a fuck, right?

>>86329713
>B-but muh honorable northmen!

>>86329584

Sansa is a better ruler than jon snow

Rulers can't play as warriors, it doesn't work like that in real life

See Cannae, where the romans fucked up because they wanted to feel like warriors and be part of the fight, and got fucking outplayed by Hannibal because of this

Although the reasons of why sansa is a better rule are absolutely bullshit unless littlefinger itself educated her behind the scenes

>>86327127
MISSING STANNIS

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>86327127
It's like Jason and the Argonauts you illiterate fags.

>>86329596
Me too man, Littlefinger is a goddamn legend, he should recieve a trophy for starting literally this entire fucking series

>>86329603
well they had to pug a few slots, and didn't get any rdps, sometimes that happens.

>>86329713
its about 6 months per episode lol

>>86329713
He left for a lot longer than 5 minutes, which is the cause of the problem. Lying and saying he's been gone for some short amount of time misses the entire point.

>>86328794

Jon
Hound
Beric
Tormund
Thoros
Jorah
Gendry

>>86329713
>jon leaves for 5 minutes for some important shit
The only way for this show to work time wise would for him to have been gone for 5 months already

>>86329427
rekt

>>86329603
>he has died like 7 times and always gets ressed
beric is the fucktard mage that keeps pulling aggro and keeps getting rezzed because he sends nudes to the guild leader

>>86329273

Tolkien has internal consistency, GOT doesn't

>>86329824
nigga did you just put the rightful king at the bottom?

>>86329329
thame reathon the doeth anything, there'th a connecthion with targaryenth and their dragonth
>t. dabid

daenerys is 100% mary sue deus ex machina trash

>The majority of my favorite characters all in one place working in unison
LEVELS BEYOND HYPE

>>86329708
>tfw LF hasn't realised that the Maester has now found the message from crazy Aryan

>>86329802
that was cersei and jaime though

jon arryn found out about the incest and they killed him for it

>>86329845
GoT does have internal consistency, if you think it doesn't it's you who is wrong. You're probably stupid also.

>>86329785
You retard, the greatest rulers, Alexander the great and Julius Cesar, were both warriors

>>86328016
As with everything its either one will die, all will die, or all but one will die.

>>86329123
Arya just stands openly from around the corner and thinks no one can see her. I don't think she's all that smart.

For all the perpetual critics, why do you people keep watching if you clearly hate the show so much?

>>86329881
lmao no, Arryn was killed by his own wife's assassins and she blamed it on the Lannisters, all on Littlefinger's initiative.

>>86328559
Gilly's incest bastard will inherit Horn Hill and Highgarden

>>86329938

They can't resist a spciy meme

>>86329713
To sail that far and to fuck off up to the wall he must have gonexanywhere between 6-12 months by know

>>86329421
why would you use valyrian (LIGHTER) steel in a weapon that relies solely on momentum and force, which heavier weights multiply?

>>86328662
>tfw can't read script all that well
Can someone translate for a autist?

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>Cersei dies
>Daenerys dies
>John doesnt want to be king
>Samsa is the warden of the north

Gendry confirmed for rowing his way to the top and taking the throne

>>86329858
Same here, I just don't give a fuck anymore. Is it too convenient? Everyone is teleporting? Fuck it, we got the Hound, Beric, Thoros, Tormund, Jorah, warhammer Gendry and Jon fighting ice zombies.

>>86329763

I just don't give a shit.

>>86329471
>not impressed
>if
she hasn't done anything besides have cringey scenes since s5, i've always been unimpressed

>>86329767

Bran knows everything and will stop it before it escalates.

>>86329713
To sail that far south and to fuck off back up to the wall he must have been gone from Winterfell between 6-12 months by now.

>not spending an extra few seconds of screen time and fast travelling to Winterfell on route
>that detour would take about a month of overland travel

All logic has faded from this story

>>86329785

Jon is humble, honorable and honest. Sansa a typical self centered cunt. When declared King in the North Jon basically was unhappy about it but accepted it because it's his doody. Sansa got all flustered and flattered about the people wanting her to step up as leader. She's too egotistical and damaged to rule.

>>86328662
Robert is dead, killed from wounds he took in a boar-
*illegible* Joffery and tried to steal his throne- The Lannisters
to King's Landing and swear fealty to King Joffrey and
your faithful sister Sansa

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>>86330041
Winning the game from beyond the grave.

>>86329931
She MUST want him to look anon

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>>86328645

underrated

>>86329931
She's not dumb. She is very clever at her game of checkers. Only problem is, Littlefinger is playing 5D chess around her, Sansa, Jon, Cersei and Daenerys.

>>86330191
meant for >>86329992

>>86328369
What happened to that based Archer they were running around in season 2-4?

>>86328383
That would be fucking hilarious considering fire is the only thing that frightens Sandor Clegane.

>>86329926
both were murdered by people close to them

>>86329129
Davos will outlive everyone