We need to see the dothraki raping and pillaging and and the

Imagine the size of the dragons dick.
It'd probably be the size of a horse

so this scene confirms Jon is a Targ right?

>>86326162
you know he wants that dragon to fuck him

>>86327692

>Dragon liked him
>Rhaegar got an annulment for his first marriage

I bet showplebs STILL won't catch on that Jon is a targ

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>Jon is a legit targ
>Danny is a bastard
>people will bow to Jon
>not to bend the knee queen
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>86327692
Not only that, but we got the ridiculous scene confirming that Rhaegar and Lyanna married, so he's not even a bastard Targ.

>>86327783
>>86327834
Even if he was a bastard Targ, Dragons don't give a fuck about marriage, they only care about Jon's Valyrian blood

>>86327824

>Danny is a bastard

Based retard doesn't understand how feudal inheritance laws work

She's second in line behind Jon

Whatthe fuck is happening here

>>86326341
dragons don't have dicks they're asexual

>>86327940
remember that time the dragons cared so much about dany's valyrian blood that she had to put them in a cage and that other time when drogon tried to flamethrower her

>>86327824
>Danny is a bastard
wut

>>86326162
>hey we need to show that this thing is actually alive
>lets have every square inch of hard armor skin move like fucking jelly just so it looks dynamic

>>86328032
And now they help her napalm shit, and they only listen to her because she's a Targ

Drogon would have roared at Jon or roasted him if he didn't like him, but he didn't and let Jon pet him

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>>86328017
actually dragons procreate by spewing flames direction up the female dragon's vagina. The flames are actually dragon sperm.

>>86328032
Well, she's a shit mother.

>>86326341
They probably have cloacas like most reptiles

6'0 vs 5'11

>>86327443
>kills innocent guardsman

>>86328265
remember that time I made post that refuted your assumption about dragons caring about blood and then you just posted the same thing again

>>86328017
>asexual

because of course they are

THANKS DABID

>>86328552
They just lay eggs.

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>>86328504
>innocent

>>86328504
its been established the gold cloakes have zero honor anymore

>>86328525
Only Valyrian families actually bonded and controlled dragons. Everyone else got toasted for even attempting.

Drogon throwing a hissy fit just makes Dany a shit tamer.

>>86328842
>>86328804
>some of an organization is corrupt
>all of the individuals must be bad

>>86329060
>both take bribes to let smugglers into the city
>they are innocent and not corrupt at all

>>86328687
Yeah except eggs still need fertilization in order to be worth anything

>muh magic eggs

There something to be said for mysterious magic systems in fantasy, but even the mysterious ones have to follow rules in order to be satisfying.

When it becomes clear they're just making shit up, that's when quality really takes a nose dive

>>86329104
why would fermented crab even need to be smuggled in, seems like the goldcloaks shouldve thought that was weird

>>86329186
to prevent paying taxes

>>86329127
Most dragon eggs were nothing but rocks when they all but died out.

Magic returning literally brought them back to life.
All the dragons reproduced asexually and the eggs needed fire.

>>86328969
proof

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>>86329104
>taking a bribe means its ok to murder a person
>there's no chance that this supposedly good character just left behind two widows and several orphans just to help himself.

>>86329186
They didn't know what it was before they asked.
The cloaks knew that he shouldn't have docked there so started asking questions assuming already that he was doing something illegal.

>>86329320
Books and all of the other lore shit that GRRM has written.
No one but them could ride the dragons or even breed them.
It's generally assumed it's part of the Doom of Valyria.

>>86329476
>it's ok to be a corrupted cop
>he just takes cash under the table to let crime happen, he's a good lad though

Why do people watch this trash?

>>86327783
The Burlington Bar will be "shocked" no matter what the show throws at them.

>>86328842
They seemed like nice guys who just wanted some gold and fermented crab.

>>86329484
you've got brain problems

>>86329605
to distract themselves from the meaninglessness of modern existence.

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>>86329644
>asks for proof
>i give proof
>brain problems

>>86329718
>vargposting
>not having brain problems
pick one

>>86329841
Literally nothing wrong with Vargposting.

>>86329872
yeah...sure

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>>86327824

>Danny is a bastard

No? But Jon IS the true successor to the throne

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>>86329545
>let male sexual enhancement drugs into town more cheaply to help the people
>Death penalty no trial no waiting period administered by the king himself (who has never taken a life before and doesn't seem a bit shaken)

>>86330017
Watch the Blackfyre rebellion happen again like 2 generations from now.

>>86330075
They didn't know what the contraband was, they wanted a piece.

>>86327692
This also confirms that redditors are plebs that are into incest

They want Daenerys and Jon to marry and have children, but since Rhaegar and Lyanna had Jon, and Daenerys is Rhaegar's sister, then they want Jon to be fucked by his aunt

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>>86330010
What the fuck...typing like this...makes you look...autistic.

>>86330141
Targs have been marrying relatives since old Valyria. Granted it's why half of them are insane.

>>86330181
uh huh...

>>86327783
What does targ stand for

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>>86330227
Will anyone stop this shitposting machine!?

>>86330141
literally nothing wrong with incest

>>86330139
ye, that was shitposting.
my second line did have a point tho, gendry just killed his first person (and second)
No life changing moment, no sorrow, no remorse
More like it's his first potato chip and he can't wait to have another.

>>86330203
Well, yes, that's the reason, but the thing is that current showfags are pushing for Daenerys to fuck and marry Jon, they don't even realize what this actually means

Which is hilarious desu

Non-Targs actually tamed and mounted dragons during the Dance of Dragons.

>>86330397
A lot of people tend to do that in Post S4 GoT.
Plus I image he's seen some shit being in KL all this time.

KL must be a shitshow, even more now than before.

>>86330520
Targ bastards still have the blood of Old Valyria in them anon.

>>86329484
>source?
>EVERYWHERE IS THE SOURCE
>generally assumed

lol

>>86330617
if all you needed was blood then why is there a dragon horn?

>>86330802
Everything GRRM wrote, yeah.

>>86330845
So that normies can control it somehow without the blood in them.
People also say it brings down the wall or wakes some retarded ice dragon.
It could also be literally nothing.

>>86330983
its was already blown so we know it's not nothing or for the wall, and why would valyrians who dont need a horn want to make a horn so that normies can use their dragons? that seems really stupid

>>86331098
There's a lot of shit we don't know about the horn, but it's been lost for years and they have bonded with dragons fine since. It has to serve some other purpose that we don't know or ever will thanks to GRRM taking a fucking decade to finish the next book.

>>86327834
I don't see how he isn't still a bastard. If I am married to some noble woman and I take some teenage girl away from her family, and then get some random dude to annul my previous marriage and then marry the new girl without the permission of her family in secret how is that legitimate? I don't see anyway that Jon isn't a bastard, but in this show nothing matters so whatever.

>>86331211
goddamn showfags

>>86330532
I actually read another series that does the several large noble houses trying to control a kingdom and the MC spent a bunch of time acting different after their first killing even though it was justified (more than this at least)
Just feels more real to me, and leaving it out is why I hate TV compared to the books. You get a better sense of time (and how shitty it would be to live without central heating, toilet paper, hot showers, cars etc)

>>86329620
Applauds

>>86331229
Targs generally did whatever the fuck they wanted.
They married with multiple wives openly and no one could do anything about it.

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>>86327692
of course, how have people not seen the spoilers yet, the story is literally the worst part of the show. You arnt spoiling shit by reading the leaks

>>86331365
Cersei agrees to an armistice while they all fight undead

How fucking awful.

>>86331548
>implying she wont wildfire everything in S8

>>86326162
they don't rape, they don't pilllage.

Because the woman who can walk through fire and has three fucking dragons told them not to.

>>86331365
we choose not too

>>86329234
>Magic returning literally brought them back to life.
Mirri Maz Durr's ritual brought them back.

>>86331739
Her ritual didn't work.

>>86331677
>three fucking dragons
am i the only person who dislikes the fact that the entire character and motivation of danaerys and everyone around her has just become DUDE DRAGONS LMAO

>>86331817
did tho, just did something else

>>86331739
killing mirri/drogo + comet +whatever other shit is what brought them back to life and mirri's ritual [maybe] protected dipstick dany from burning to death

>>86330017
>But Jon IS the true successor to the throne
Why? Even if he is a Targaryen that doesn't make him a "true successor" to anything. The Baratheons won the throne, and if they are extinct for some stupid reason, it should pass to Bolling, Wesington, Estermont, or some unknown house in the Stormlands not to some Targshit. Sparing that the Targaryens themselves are probably a bastard house produced by the cuck children of Aemon the dragonknight, and the Blackfyres the legitimate house so they aren't "true" to anything.

>>86331845
When there's only one person with nukes you generally want to be on their side.

>>86331845
Because honestly, they are the most interesting things in the show and give it the "fantasy" it boasts to have. Does this show have magic? Barely. Other fantasy races? Do white walkers count? 10+ dex armor? No. What other reason do I have to watch this show if not for the only clear piece of fantasy it has, the dragons?

>>86331548
This story is trash, Jesus.

>>86331548
She is clearly gonna use it to backstab her and Tyrion, with poison or some shit like that

>>86331845
>the entire character and motivation of danaerys and everyone around her has just become DUDE DRAGONS LMAO
but that's the exact story of how the targ's won westeros tho.

>>86331365
>night king rides vyserion

uh what? when did vyserion die???

>>86331817
It did, Dany thought she was bringing Drogon back, but she actually made him a cripple on purpose because she wanted revenge for being raped many times by his khalasar

Then Dany burned her alive for being a cunt

>>86327824
man i love this image so comfy

>>86332321
next episode when Dany has to rescue Jon and friends north of the wall

>>86326162
>Black dragon white people

What could this mean?

>>86332364
The ritual was a farce. The red comet had some significance.
Either dragons returning made magic stronger or they returned thanks to magic coming back.

>>86332525
p sure that the dragons came long before the comet, a whole season before.
Though I do wonder, how often does the comet come and how often does the long night come. If both had the same timing you would be right.

>>86332525
>The ritual was a farce.
>mirri straight up conjures the dead
>rhaego became a rotting dragon-fetus
>drogo became a vegetable
>Jorah never willing to talk about it

>>86332785
>rhaego

We just took her word for it. It may just have been a normal stillborn baby.
I don't remember Jorah even seeing it.

>>86330283
Targaryen

>>86326162
how wet did dany get when she was watching jon touching her dragon?

>>86327443
His people cannot fight.

>>86330283
Dumb fucking pleb

>>86332753
the dragons are born at almost the exact same time the comet arrives

>>86327967
Not technically. The Aerys Targaryen line was disinherited after Roberts Rebellion. Technically the true heir right now is either Jaime, Tyrion, or Gendry, if he was legitimized.

>>86326162
Dreamworks: How to Train Your Dragon

I don't give a fuck about those Dragons or Dany or her stupid doo doo mouthed army of terrorists. She is the worst fucking character on the show, the dragons are highly unimpressive and have weird pulsating jelly faces. This episode however did have those rare adventure moments the show doesn't have enough as opposed to people having sneering soap opera conversations. I am betting the next two will be rather good.

>>86333435
This. How do Targcucks not get this? Baratheons are rightful kings.

>>86333350
soaking

>>86333650
>>86333435

Baratheons took the throne because Bobby had a Targ grandmother.
It's still the same line.

Man, I can really feel the show running out of time. Too much "connecting the dots" over the course of an hour for me. But holy fuck was this episode hilarious hype. I think I have finally accepted the schlock this show has become.

>>86333650
lmfao such pathetic weeping.

nothing is owed to anybody who can't keep power and neither tyrion nor jaime nor gendry can control dragons.

your whiny technicalities are useless, keep arguing your supposed heirs to their graves dickface.

>>86332042
The Baratheons took the throne based on Targ blood. Bobby B's grandmother was a Targ.

>>86333435
Inheritance does not pass backwards through the mother, only the patrilineal descent holds the claim.
Jaime/Tyrion have no connection, neither should cersei.

shit moves too fast now yo

>>86332042
>Blackfyre fucking shit
>legitimate
get out

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>>86333777
>mfw Dany dies
>mfw Gendry becomes king
>mfw all targcucks get is jon snow

So if Dany and Jon are confirmed dragon riders who is the one who'll ride the third?

>>86334767
The Night King, of course

>>86334767
The Night King - Ice
Jon/Aegon - Ice/Fire
Dany - Fire

>>86334767
The Three Eyed Raven, duh.

>>86334921
>Fire
when

>>86334767
Bran wargs into the third one

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>>86334999

>>86334767
I really want it to be Tyrion.

>>86333350
she wants to ride his dragon

>>86333767
Can't help but agree. Too many conveniences and corners cut. Its like the show runners are trying to jam this season up my ass without lube and expect me to like it.

>>86336034
season 5 killed Tyrion he sucks now

>>86334999
Nobody.
That's the big fucking joke.
The Others win.
Season 8 ends with the sun setting for the last time.
Basically everyone except Tyrion and Daenerys's baby are dead.
>t. HBO intern.

(Bran isn't actually dead, but he's in a coma or something. I don't understand what they're going for with that yet. If someone whose read the books wants to clue me in go ahead.)

Oh, also. Arya is already dead. She died in Bravos. We are watching the Waif. She kills Jon and pulls off the Arya face.

>>86330520
>implying Nettles wasn't a Seed
you need to read more GRRM
Just because she came brown, doesn't mean she didn't have a valyrian bastard descent.

>>86329622
>>86328842
>>86329060
>>86328504
IMO they're morally neutral, just following orders and not inherently evil (taking bribes isn't THAT bad). However, if they didn't kill them they would've been captured, tortured, and killed, so they didn't have much of a choice. They did try to bribe them first; killing was a last resort.

>>86330334
excepted retarded mutant downy retard babies. And stigma.

>>86328017

Theyre not asexual. They're both male and female. Similar to snails. It's addressed in the books. They have both a "penis" and eggs in their cloacha similar to other reptiles. Theyd have to because it's very difficult to get them to have offspring

No fucking creature lsrger than a single celled organism could be asexual. I mean comon

>>86328504

Meh, it's a necessity. Kill or be killed

>>86329320


The fact Valyrians were the only dragon riders

>>86326162
Just like the MSM wont report on anything that will hurt their narrative, so will GoT

>>86327783
he smelled him first, he could smell a targeryan

>>86328032
they smelled that Dany is a pretender with no righht to the throne of westeros when Jon exists :^)

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>>86335431
Cool Pic.

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>>86331365
FUCK THIS SHOW SO MUCH IF THIS IS TRUE

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>>86335431

>>86331365
I really hope that when Cersei dies she realizes what a bitch she was to her brother.

>>86333435
It would have been Stannis' daughter. No one has a good claim anymore.