How do actors not get a boner when stuff like this happens

you fap beforehand

they do, they use a device called a cloyne to get it to stay put

They are gay

>>86314357
Most male actors in Hollywood are homosexuals.

>>86314357
I would only get a boner if she sat on my face

Imagine the smell

You do sometimes but you are professional about it.

>>86314357
you can get one but as long as its not in the shot she just has to take it

>>86314357
They tape themselves down

I think it was Sean Connery who once said, in a similar situation: "I'm sorry if I do, and I'm sorry if I don't."

>>86314357
Because they're not you anon. To a chad faggot movie star even 10/10's are a diamond dozen. Add to the fact that they're on the clock, they've probably been on set for 16 hours, surrounded by 30 people, under hot ass production lights, with a director yelling at you from off camera telling him to look "less like a gay man" while dry humping some bored actress just trying to put off that next escort job as long as possible. His PA/Cocksleve is there staring daggers at his head, he's thinking about if his agent was able to get him an audition for "Days of Our Lives," it's probably either 120 degrees out, or 45, and they're dressed for the weather of the scene, etc. etc..
So in the context of actual production, a film set is the least sexy thing in the universe outside of a super slim margin of people with just the right kind of exhibitionist streak.

>>86314857
Wow you thought about this a lot

only beta actors care

>>86314357

no webm of that ass?

>>86314857
i'm not going to read all of this. what is your fucking problem

>>86314357
most of them are gay or had enough sex with women to not care about another cunt.

>>86314357
>Hop on

massive amounts of cocaine will do wonders

>>86314357
she's a big girl anon, she's felt a hard cock before and knows how to stay professional

>>86314857
This.

>>86314857
>Diamond dozen

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>>86315554
Welcome aboard the SS Ruse Cruise anon.

>>86314374
>You do it before a date with qt to avoid looking at her tits

Surprisingly it works.

>>86314357
Some do. CGI'd it out

>>86315006
Not really, this shit is pretty much common knowledge.
Even porn stars talk about how unsexy actual shoots are. You're watching a 45 minute scene, but just like television and film that short 45 minute sequence probably took a few hours to shoot (at minimum.)
And when you're actually being intimate with someone, your hormones and sex drive help you ignore a lot of the generally unpleasant shit about the human body. If you're horny enough to kiss someone with morning breath, thats one thing. Now think about laying on top of some chick who had garlic bread and Italian food for lunch at craft service and her face is an inch from yours. Those aren't tears of a tender moment, Garlic Rose's breath is literally melting off your cornea one stank puff at a time, but you're a fucking professional. If you can sit there and watch jamie lee curtis jerk her disgusting body all over the place, you can deal with this.

>>86315933
Imagine that.

>>86315125
it's literally half a fucking second blink and you'll miss it

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i think your dick gets used to it

>>86315933
I got a boner now

>>86314857
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>86314357
get a load of that brapper

>>86316706
its all water under the fridge friendo

>>86316706
>pre-Madonnas

>>86316646
>That beautiful figure
Damn

>>86317154
she's round, but stumpy and her bulgarian gypsy genes make the chin look revolting

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>>86317154

>>86316706
Glorious to see that not only has someone saved my pasta from years ago, they've added to it

>>86314357
because they're not 30 yo virgin neckbeards. it's called self-control

>>86315554
>Doesn't know about Rickyisms.
Brush up on Trailer Park Boys.
>it's a doggy dog world

tl;dr: usually when you're surrounded by dozens of people watching you, it's hard to get into it.

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>>86318038
>dozens of people watching you
>hard to get into it
For you.

>>86318380
That's a positively ridiculous amount of titty meat.

>>86318380
What the fuck is going on in that webm lel

>>86316731
Based brap poster

>>86318648
>>86318528
One of her vampire powers nah just good shooping skills

>>86314357
There's something called "saltpeter" that stops you from getting hard. I think it's pretty common in the industry

>>86318710
>literally old wives' tale bullshit

Get the fuck out of here.

>>86318380
she's a boob vampire? a boobpire?

>>86314357
just do it, she'll appreciate it

>>86318380
The jews don't want you to see this...

>>86318648
>he's never head of BE
normies leave

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>Not watching for the best guy

>>86319016
> immortal unbeatable creature master rooseman
> gets his own show
> is actually fucking shit at everything with anger problems

>>86319061
is the originals any good? I almost got through the original show

>>86319257
It's OK.

>>86319310
OK

>>86316731
I miss this.

>>86320538
Kill your fucking self.

>>86315167
I think youre the one with the problem kid.

>>86314357
It's hot, but you don't actually pop boners if you don't want to after you've been with a woman

>>86314857
Well put.

>>86314357
If you're actually being serious, they tape the mans penis to the inside of his thigh if it's a scene where he might get a boner.

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>>86314357
Because most of them aren't still going through puberty, like you.

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>>86315799
>not looking at your date's tits with confidence
As long as you're relatively handsome you can get away with it. If she's wearing something that shows off her tits she's expecting people to look at them. Don't be a little bitch.

I miss this show.

>>86320946
Is it actually good? I remember watching a few episodes years ago with my sister, I thought it was garbage at the time

>>86320695
>after puberty your dick stops working

>>86320677
I don't think that's true. On Dinner For Five they were talking about this, boners during sex scenes and stuff, and the actors were saying that in their experience the actresses actually get offended or feel like they aren't sexy enough when the actor doesn't get hard.

>>86321067
>thinks grown men can't focus on anything other than pussy 24/7

One day you might grow up, actually have some self control, and won't be lead around by the dick by any given base bitch anymore the way you are now.

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>>86320980
First three seasons are, unironically, kino for a CW show.

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>>86320695
not everyone is a hormoneless fag like you that needs Viagra at 25

>>86314357
Generally speaking, people with a regular sex life don't have a boner whenever a woman grazes them with her body.

>>86321390

damn who dat hoe in green baby

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Will she ever become an a-list actress?

>>86321251
>>86320980

Before the lore got too convoluted it was pretty good for a cable show, decent drama and intriguing backstories. Plus their powers were considerably better than most other "vampire" shows at the time.

As Anon said it took a dive after a little while.

>>86319257
Its better than vampure diaries

They nerfed klaus a bit though so be prepared for some asspulls against him

>>86321466
t. virgin

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>>86321390
>beta boy still going through puberty talking about shit he knows nothing about

>>86314857
Dime a dozen, anon. But good point anyway.

Why are white women so much better looking than black women?

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>>86316731

>>86321466
honestly, the opposite of this is true

>>86321631
It's a meme u dip

>>86321635
they aren't.

>>86321652
True. I pop chubs daily even if I fap once or twice a day (or more).

>>86315167
>3 sentences is too much to read
Grow up

>>86320695
>am nearly 24
>fap more/get hornier than I did ten years ago
It never ends

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>>86321643

>>86314357
its hollywood dude
they dont get hard unless shes five

>>86321932
yall niggas might call me dicky duckshitter, but this is what I call a quality post

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>>86317522
>would risk penis amputation

>>86314357
it happens. sometimes they just power through it. other times you just rub one out then and there. there's a funny story about corbin bernsen doing this to the bitch from babylon 5 and wiping his baby batter on her.

>>86318380
can someone post this without... whatever the fuck is going on

>>86315571
everytime

>>86318380
more of this senpai

>>86322162
gfycat

dot

com

/WickedEmbarrassedEuropeanfiresalamander

>>86321390
pit whore

>>86314357
He's an actor in Hollywood, and that's an adult female. He wasn't going to get a boner even if she's nude.

>>86321635
How is that related to Dobrev?

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>>86314357
Because they gey

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>>86316731
>Brap posting will become common place in your lifetime

>>86314357
Rub cocaine on your dick to numb it

>>86314357
Most of them are gay

i remember before nu/tv/ the weekly tvd threads

then nu-/tv/ happened
but nothing was lost as the 3-4 seasons of tvd were utter fucking horseshit

>>86315799
Never fap before a date. Look at her tits with confidence. Own up to the gnarly erection from the amazing conversation and the way she looks in that size 2. Semen is your life force. Use the semen to flirt, kiss, then fuck.

>>86323216
It already is, and has been for a while.

>>86323367
Qft. You have better luck with women when you think with your dick. I took a week off fapping and couldn't stand it, asked a random girl out on Friday and spent 12 hours unloading semen into her on Saturday.

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>>86314376
>cloyne
wut

>>86315799
no it doesn't

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>>86319061
Characters with anger issues can be really boring if they're the main focus. They can be entertaining and well written but imo they're better in the background.
I always think, why can't they just calm down and be rational? I can't help but see angry characters with a biased lens. Growing up with a dad with anger issues has effected me.

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>>86321192
>One day you might grow up, actually have some self control, and won't be lead around by the dick by any given base bitch anymore the way you are now.
not him, but I'm almost 30 and it hasn't happened yet

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>>86314374
>cum on pants and dont wash it so everyone in the set can smell it

>>86321879
>24 year old virgin
>still fixated on pussy because he's never been a long term relationship

Live with a bitch for at least a year and get back to me, boy.

>>86323860
Then you might as well just get it over with and kys.

If you can't get your head out of your ass by 27, then you never will.

>>86314765
Sean Connery being as smooth as always.

i don't know how they manage. i'm like larry david, with his 5 mississippi rule. i remember as a teenager i had a bonfire with my friends. there weren't that many seats and it was cold so this one girl jumped on my lamp. this hadn't happened before and i got harder than i ever had been up to that point. there was no way she didn't feel it on her ass and thigh. i prayed to god she didn't get up lest everyone around the fire see my rod. she didn't get up, thank god, but it didn't go down for a long while. she helped me hide it for a good 20 minutes (probably would have been less but she kept leaning in to roast marshmellows and the friction kept me stimulated)

Actresses will understand if it happens. They are professionals after all.

>>86326393
Same sort of thing happened to me at a dance, except when she felt that I got a mad erection from grinding, she pretty much walked away after about 10 seconds
I don't really understand because she was the one who asked me to dance, plus she was a total whore so it's not like she was too much of a prude to do that kind of thing

>>86327153

>she was a total whore

Pro-tip: Some of the girls you "think" are the sluttiest just project that and are actually prudish when it comes down to it

>>86327153
>this idiot doesn't realize women conform to the expectations of their social group

>>86320695
I'm 27 and I get random boners all the time, back when I had a job I was sitting at a desk and would get constantly a boner.
Now my Cock isn't the biggest (19,7cm) but whenever it got hard it was clearly visible that my bulge got bigger.
I tried to avoid getting up and walking around with a boner but at some point they catched me off guard.

like one time I had a powerful boner while I walked into the office room and both my female coworkers looked at me and I could see how their eyes were locked onto my meat. Didn't really feel comfortable to me, like I was exposed.

I think one of them was hitting on me but I rejected her and made her butthurt by saying stupid shit at her birthday, and other things.

>>86314857
>diamond dozen

Confirmed memes

>>86315799
>not fapping on her tits

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>>86314357
>How do actors not get a boner when stuff like this happens

>>86314357
They do. They use padded sacks that force your dick down with tape. Most actresses are good sports about it and laugh it off and are just professional about it. Some of these scenes you watch realise quite a few(not all) a semi hard cock strapped down is rubbing the actress.

Sex scenes are apparently the most awkward due to actually being nude with a special tight sock over your cock and balls and the woman with a skin coloured underwear. They are also the most dreaded.

Check Emilia Clarke's video on the Graham Norton Show where she spoke of her rape scene with Jason Momoa and she giggles at how big his dick is and how they kept colliding.

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>>86318380
>>86322162

Because when you're in the moment or busy you usually don't get a boner. When I'm at work staring at my co-workers ass I don't get one, but if I stop having something to do I'll pop one randomly.

>>86317522
I have a Vampiress fetish and my Egyptian girlfriend is happy to oblige. She bought those specially custom build dental fangs that are done whilst she's there. They are awesome but quite sharp and can draw blood with enough pressure.

>>86321390
Who is that girl in the green? Love that little bit of underboob

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>>86328792

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>>86318380
Reminder. Nina's brother took this photo.

>>86321643
Is this from the new plinkett review?

>>86329047
Bullshit. Brothers and sisters don't have that kind of relationship.

>>86316706
I like how the second part is all quotes from trailer park boys.

>>86314374
But that is Nina Dobrev, nothing would work with her.

Do actresses ever get wet filming scenes like these?

>>86314765
That was Robin Williams. Sean Connery said: "If you don't take care of me I'll schlap you"

>>86321540
Let's hope.

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>>86314357
>nina dobrev

nice

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>>86314357

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>>86317522
I-I'd be happy to be her blood doll...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoUCyrg5Syo

>>86329047
Reminder: that's photoshopped

>>86329161
Not true. It's fairly common in east European traditions due to familial closeness. It's not seen as anything major. Same with Hispanic families. Very common to see long lip kisses amongst siblings and cousins for example.
>>86329423
Wrong.
Apologise
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJRYDo_DV8j/

>>86329884
Can confirm, always kiss my older sister on the lips and she is a qt.

>>86321540
Can we adress the elephant and the room here, Nina Dobrev is hot don't get me wrong but her slav hairline is fuck my shit up tier and quite frankly, pretty disgusting

>>86327830
>isnt the biggest
>19 cm
anon if thats the real measurement your cock is huge by pretty much any standard

Actors fuck each other all the time. If they get a boner they don't care.

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>>86329047
imagine the gangbang that happened that day

>>86331689
Looks like the Chad in the back forgot about leg day

nina was prime a few years back

now she's a skeletor and lost her tits ish (more pancake) and her nice bodyfat on her hips and arms

>>86329047
remake this thread with this image

>>86331043
>but her slav hairline is fuck my shit up tier
hm

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where are her fucing leaks?

>>86317522
Cringe

>>86314357
Just let it happen. She'll notice how virile you are and be instantly turned on if you're handsome.

>>86315554

You're dead, kiddo. I'm a master of gorilla warfare.

>>86317844
>implying this originated on that shitty show

>>86331043
>elephant and the room

>>86329083
"...but you do have to eat the eggs."

>>86322162
lmao i didnt even fucken notice

>>86314408
>>86314408
or pedos/animal lovers

>>86321390
that girl in the green
my god

>>86314513
*SPROING*

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>>86315167
Kek

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>>86314857
>diamond dozen

>>86321617

kek go to the doctor for the pills grandpa

>>86327153
can't relate my dude
>knew girl who sat on my lap had a big mouth
>other girls become more interested in me after
>girl who sat on my lap told other girls to grind on me with me around
>not sure of what she said with me not around
she was always dating one of my friends though so i would never hit it, and i morally couldn't hit it after the fact either. did i ever want to, though. huge rack, huge ass. she was a little fat and her face was a little busted but you can't be choosy, right?

How about those bts for Logan. How did that guy not get stiffy ya know my brows

[Sources]:YouTube

>>86325070
Now THAT is the ultimate alpha move

>>86331043
>"her slav hairline"
>what hairline
>look at the picture
how did i not notice this for 8 seasons

>>86321631
its an old meme you fucking reddit newfag

>>86322463
umm what...lol whats this from?

they aren't thirsty af losers like 99% of people that visit this website

>>86314357
They fuck so much that they are numb to any normal sexual thing. Most actors could go to a strip club and not feel a thing due to how used their brains are to pussy.

>>86314765
what a delightful pig

>>86314357
They grow out of puberty or aren't virgins

>>86318528
Not really at all

>>86314357

Well In Wesley's case he already had a girlfriend when they were 'together' on the show and she was polishing ian's knob, for most of the show so.

ian and paul were legit acting like brothers on and off the set so, I doubt he had a any problem while filming with nina

Why are white women so much better looking than black women?

>>86325190
t. Dr. Prestigious 4chan Poster

>it's a Spic Nonwhite girl thread

>>86316706
>intensive purposes
Stopping reading so hard

Masturbate before. I do this at work all the time so I don't get boners while sat at my desk fantasising about hot girls.

>>86344189
More like, why are black women so much inferior looking than any woman from any other race?

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>>86314857
>diamond dozen
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE

>>86314377
third post best post

>>86345212
You massive bell-end.

>>86323493
nice daydream anon

>>86323512
underrated

>>86331043
It's a big pet peeve of mine when hot girls with great hair repeatedly tie their hair back when their hairline is already visibly fucked. It's like they don't realise they're gonna recede the fuck out of it by the time they're 30.

>>86320695
this. and the reactions show why nobody sane likes to hang out with young people. young people are cancer and should be physically oppressed by older people like in the good old days.

>>86318380
>vampires at the beach
what

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>>86331389
no, it's not.
>tfw 8"x6" dicklet

>>86348936
They wear special magic rings that let them daywalk

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>>86315799
haha yea before a date

>>86344229
he's right.
you can't be a fucking manchild your whole life

>>86349995
>you can't be a fucking manchild your whole life
I beg to differ.

>>86318753
Go in the military and tell me it's not true.

>>86350328
What?

>>86321643
copyypasta is evolving

and i like it

>>86350387
If you go to any basic training post that includes females they mix saltpeter or some other substance in with the food. The entire time I was there I never got morning wood, but immediately upon leaving my raging hard ons came back.

>>86329161
>He's never taken pics of his sis's ass.

>>86314513
*BRRAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>86314357
>How do actors not get a boner when stuff like this happens
Actors are gay

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>>86329390
>the dancing animations on the back
every fucking time

>>86349995
you surely can if you have a good paying job

>>86350483
>>86350328
I see you read the same article I did, but unlike me, are trying to pass it off as legit.

>>86315799
>hes done after cumming once
you are the definition of cuck anon

>>86328469
>on

wrong preposition

>>86333960
Homosexual

>>86314357
Source on this brap tap?

>>86355232
dumb phone posting newfaggot

>>86314357
Because most Hollywood actors aren't autistic virgins that have never been near a pretty woman.

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>>86321631

>>86328911
That's pretty hot man, good on you for getting a girl to be down with your kinks.